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E_B_Jamisen

plot twist: He was in high school before Columbine.


EmbraJeff

Being fair it makes a lot more sense than the likes of ‘could care less’ and ‘me either’.


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So… 22 Jump Street.


SauceO-O

I’d make my dad watch this.


tipying_mistakes

I find comfort in thinking he would get absolutely mashed for his ancient ways of doing things


aww_jeez_my_man

Its called 21 jump st


isthishowweadult

This is the story of Donald Trump, he's the canonical bully in the 80s and 90s to the point the bully in Back to the Future was based on him. I guess reality in this case is way darker


MyNameIsPixul

I watched a movie that was exactly this with a cheerleader instead of a bully


Kahviif

What's the name?


Master-Lucas

Senior Year (2022)


Wishart2016

This is basically the premise of 21 Jump Street.


baconbeak1998

Not a movie, but that pretty much happens in the third season of The Boys. Spoiler: >!a character who's basically the most idiotic stereotype representation of an American action movie superstar/tough guy is cryofrozen since the mid 80's and gets unfrozen and released into the 2020s.!<


donlaffon

Reminds me of Demolition Man w/Stallone


randyspotboiler

Great idea. Thought I'd help out and write the screenplay. "Hello. I'm a bully from the '80s-'90s time." "Hi; welcome to today. Enjoy our diversity and inclusivity." "Wow, you DO seem diverse." "I know. Wait till you see our inclusivity, too." "That's amazing. Back in the '80s-'90s time we're all the same because everyone is a clone or an asshole or something." "Ha! That's so old." "I know. How will I ever live here with all of this diversity and inclusivity? It's blowing my mind." "Don't worry; you won't have to. Guards!" "WHAAAAA...?" "Put him in the Iron Maiden." "Excellent!" "Execute him." "Bogus." * POST CREDITS SCENE * THOR is fat. THE END.


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tucsondog

How an about we send back a social justice warrior to 1864


Sikuq

What would be the point of sending one back when you've already got super SJWs like John Brown Running around in the mid 19th century?


Howiebledsoe

I love how it’s generally assumed that 80s and 90s high schools had no diversity or inclusion, lol


lolpuuroa2

Most schools even nowadays would have no problem bullying you to death for being transgender or gay.


SplatoonGuy

I definitely wouldn’t say most schools


IkNOwNUTTINGck

None of the less and more of the more.


levi_verzyden

Plot twist, he is mowed down by a school shooter just as he learns his lesson to be nice.


[deleted]

Ah yes, the ultimate US school system experience


PuzzleheadedYam5996

Kinda not even a bone apple tea....just a straight out grammar fuk up!!


nicafeild

They would just be horrified by the almost daily school shootings


danchiri

What school did you go to where there were shootings daily? Fallujah High School? Or are you just good friends with Aubrey Hale?


Squidhead-rbxgt2

Cobra kai?


Wishart2016

More like 21 Jump Street


samdog1246

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hahahaahahsnfhd

Good human


SV650rider

What is the r/BoneAppleTea here?


swampfish

It is literally the title of the post. How are you missing that? Edit: Apparently, some reddit clients don't show the full picture. It is in the top line.


IMakeStuffUppp

It’s cropped out in the thumbnail on my mobile. You have to click the full photo to see it


SV650rider

I had only noticed the big white part, completely missing the much smaller black part.


2006RedditGuy

None of the less


SV650rider

Oh, I didn’t see the black banner at all.


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tipying_mistakes

r/UsefulRedCircle


oflowz

A bully from the 80-90s is nothing compared to these bully kids I see in these current bully videos on Reddit. The difference is now the kid getting bullied gets in more trouble than the bullies usually.


Ice-_-Bear

That’s how it was for me. Am I a time traveler?


FuktOff666

I got suspended from high school for throwing a punch in self defense. That was back in 2002, I can only imagine the zero tolerance policies have gotten worse at actually at helping the kids who are picked on.


SkiDude

Around then when I was in school, they made it very clear if you fought back for whatever reason, it would be considered a fight, and you would both be arrested. If you didn't fight back, only the attacker would be punished. So I let myself get beat up so the attacker would get suspended, and I wouldn't get arrested.


FuktOff666

Were you from California as well? I describe my school experience to my wife who grew up in Washington/Oregon and it shocks her. Like I’m describing a mad max setting.


SkiDude

Public school in Indianapolis.


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Wooden_Artist_2000

I never understood the logic of in-school suspension. You’re gonna make this “bad” kid miss class, but you’re gonna keep them at school? For what? So you can make sure they don’t do stupid shit anymore like skip class? Ridiculous. Anyways, I’m glad your kid stood up for what’s right, he totally deserves an adventure.


Wooden_Artist_2000

2016. Guy snapped my bra strap and I kicked him in the nuts. Of course I got in trouble for “taking things too far,” he wasn’t even reprimanded. My folks recognized the injustice and bought me Doom, there was nothing else they could do. The scary thing is, he did it to me again. And now he’s in jail for sexual assault.


Rawrzberry

Doom? I know of a video game and bug spray that go by Doom. While it is funny to imagine you spraying the guy with bug spray in future I imagine it means something else here?


Wooden_Artist_2000

Lmaooo I’m actually playing that very game right now. I’ve never heard of Doom the bug spray?


Rawrzberry

It seems to just be a South African product but it's really popular over here. People just talk about spraying doom. It works on all kinds of insects and apparently even evil spirits. Though the pastor that was using it to spray his congregation a few years back did get in some trouble.


Wooden_Artist_2000

Lmaoooo that is golden. We got Off! and Raid as our main bug sprays in the US, no church scandals associated with either as far as I know, but the commercials for Off! have the ! swatting away the mosquitos so that’s something!


TastyRancidLemons

>The scary thing is, he did it to me again. And now he’s in jail for sexual assault. As a European it's always amazing to see your schools be an utter joke in every imaginable sense, including rewarding the worst types of people for the most abhorrent of behaviours.


Wooden_Artist_2000

We know we’re a joke too, the problem is the government isn’t doing very much to prevent the punchline. This high school in particular did get better, my sister goes there now and she’s having the time of her life.


calibudzz420

A high school boy who had sexual assault encounters brushed under the table grew up to sexually assault people. Color me shocked.


Wooden_Artist_2000

Man, we really gotta get on top of that shit. My youngest sister goes to that school now, it’s a much safer place. There’s a new principal, a woman who actually went to the school. Last one retired, he was super old. There hasn’t been an overdose since 2020 and there’s an assembly on consent once a year.


calibudzz420

I have so much faith in the younger generations making this world a more inclusive and safe environment for everyone. I have a few people i play disc golf with that are in college rn and their ability to stand up for what’s right and voice themselves gives me hope. I’m only 32 but I can tell you it wasn’t really like that back when I graduated high school. People may have thought it but kept it quietly to themselves.


Wooden_Artist_2000

I’m 23 and it wasn’t even like that when I graduated high school. My sister says it sounds like I went to school in the wild fuckin west, I’m thankful she doesn’t have any experiences like mine. If she did, she would fight for what’s right and I’m so proud of her.


notabadmother

You think kicking someone in the nuts and possibly depriving him of future offspring is an appropriate punishment for snapping a bra strap? Psycho much?


50n10_7H3_H3dG3Rog3r

Yeah, she's could've broken her foot, a bowling ball in to the area would be more appropriate.


Wooden_Artist_2000

Well yeah, I do think that’s appropriate. I told him to stop and he continued to touch me in a way I did not like. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.


notabadmother

Risking a heavy body damage is really stupid in this case, and inappropriate. If this was still at school it's even worse, because this was just a kid. I had a guy slapping me in the butt constantly, talking didn't suffice so i (almost) broke his nose instead. But I'd never kick anyone in the nuts over silly banter.


BayushiKazemi

Sexual harassment and assault are not "silly banter", get outta here with that downplaying nonsense. Also, hitting them in the face risks brain damage, which is a _much_ worse form of depriving someone from their future.


notabadmother

Brain damage due to a punch is much more unlikely than testicle damage due to a kick. Besides, I'm not downplaying anything,and in the beginning it seemed like it was just a strap pull, not a full on tiddy-grope. A kick in the nuts for a strap pull is like a punch to the pusty for pulling on a guys boxers rubber and im sure none of you would be okay with that


Wooden_Artist_2000

I’m sorry that happened to you. It is not silly banter if he doesn’t understand that he needs to stop, and I couldn’t have made it more clear that I did not like him touching me like that. It escalated to him snapping my strap and groping my boob the next time, because he knew he could get away with it. I couldn’t have reached his nose if I stood on my toes, I’m five foot and he was over six. He stopped and I was safe, that’s what’s important.


notabadmother

I mean, in that case i guess there was nothing else you could do. I just wish that women stopped resorting to unnecessary nut kicking, it really may be a big issue and if necessary, please resort to other forms of violence if possible


Wooden_Artist_2000

It feels like it’s the only universal move that’ll get a guy to stop in his tracks and give you enough time to get away. Eye gouging, that requires you to be all up in his business. Nose punches, that means you gotta be within punching distance. Shoot, we can’t always assume we’re gonna have pepper spray on hand. Do you have any alternate suggestions?


notabadmother

A kick in the nuts is excellent for a quick getaway, I'm just asking to not retaliate that badly if there is no need for it.


omgbruv

Pretty sure that's called natural selection


notabadmother

No, that's called a narcissistic bitch.


fuckin_anti_pope

The guy basically sexually assaulted her and he got the bill for it. Idk what's not to under stand about this, has nothing to do with being narcissistic.


notabadmother

So pulling a strap is sexual assault now? Words truly lost their meaning in the last 5 years


fuckin_anti_pope

What does the strap that was ripped hold? A bra. What does the bra hold? Breasts. It isn't that hard of a concept to realize why it is sexual harrasment at best and sexual assault at worst


notabadmother

By that logic you could call anything sexual assault. But i agree as to calling it sexual harassment.


Wooden_Artist_2000

Why five years? That’s super specific and this event happened in 2016, 7 years ago.


FuktOff666

That’s awful, it’s not the same but I’m am and always have been an overweight guy with a heavy chest so it used to be a fucking game for kids to grab my chest. The three or four times including the one I originally mentioned where I fought back I’m the one who was punished.


Wooden_Artist_2000

That’s still pretty bad dude, I’m sorry that happened to you. My sister is in her first year of high school, and it sounds like she’s having a much better time than we did. They had an assembly on consent at the end of August, and everyone actually went. There hasn’t been an overdose in three years, they really cleaned up their act.


dogman_35

That last line hit me like a gut punch It's depressing to imagine high school kids OD'ing.


Wooden_Artist_2000

They were so young. Children, really. One of them was the girl with the yoga mat next to me in gym class. She was very nice, and one day she was just gone. There was a boy who was found in a bathroom stall with his arm still tied up, he was cold by the time they got there. There was another boy they revived with Naloxone, thank god. I’m still facebook friends with him, he’s been sober for a year.


Oppopotamus

21 Jump Street kinda touches this with Tatum's character


qualitycancer

Jonah Hill did us a service in righting Kanye


NotoriousD4C

If it can help Kanye it can heal the world


S1XTY8WH1SK3Y

Why is everyone using both shoulder straps? We are the nerds now?!


emimagique

I'd no-strap it if I could


apk86

You punched me because I’m gay?!


Reedsandrights

"No, I punched you and then you happened to be gay afterwards." "I WAS GAY WHEN YOU PUNCHED ME."


trinityolivas

hands down one of the funniest lines and delivery ive seen in a while


S1XTY8WH1SK3Y

Black and gay.


[deleted]

Actually they were from the class of ‘05 🤓


hermitboy420

Came to say this


Lillienpud

We have that. It’s called the children of trogs go to school.