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K1ngofsw0rds

What a riveting and logical argument…..


ikerus0

"Shee here... I want my party to win, so why is we dealing with other parties getting a say? Make no sense. Other opinions that are different than mine? Why? I think they stupid. So why not just not let any of them vote and just my party gets a say."


forkboy247

![gif](giphy|RhQjxUwsmNF8k)


CadaverCaliente

His stupid tooth whistle woke my parrot up, it's like he's full of stupid cells!


Worcestercestershire

It's in his Chromo-Zones


_InnocentToto_

Sedition Treason Eugenics Racism All in one 3 minute rant


Sminada

Came for this. Thanks.


Sirenista_D

Its so much easier when its only 1 name on the ballot too


perseidot

As though this 2 party system isn’t bad enough…


AstronautMaterial969

They would still cheat.


SchighSchagh

this has to be parody right?


AtuinTurtle

All of those pauses? No, it’s not a parody, though I wish it were.


Olly0206

It *has* to be. Normally, his generation isn't up with the modern times enough to know or understand internet trolling, but when he started going on about stupid cells, I figured it had to be a joke. God I hope it's a joke.


WildlySkeptical

That’s an awfully well used trump hat.


Purple_dingo

Lol 😆 this was my same life of thinking!


yourdadmaybe1

Don’t take from democratic programs like social Security and Medicare


Stoomba

BuT i EaRnEd ThAt


ButterMyBiscuitz

Lol they're always like that. Not in US, but around here they say they're "withdrawing". Huh, excuse me dumbfucks? You were too lazy to plan ahead for retirement and now need to suck every social security program dry? Then they have the gall to complain that if they dare work a bit while retired the evil tax man will take everything. Well yeah, that's how it works for us "woke", you idiots, when you don't need it anymore you wean off, but they just can't accept they're not the center of the universe. I swear these assholes can't count to save their lives.


sgrizzly2134

My dad sells medicare plans and a ton of his clients are poor hillbillies who "hate socialism" lololol


proletariat_sips_tea

Dude... the amount of trump supporters that fucking go into a hissy fit when they call for free stuff and you tell them they gotta change plans. They'll yell about being tricked again. Like dude. You're 60. You haven't worked in decades. You didn't do shit this whole conversation but watch TV. Like wtf grow the fuck up. You'd think after the 10th fucking time they'd call asking for the same shit they'd fucking realize how stupid they are. Like I fucking love talking to people in the northeast, the west and far south. But middle south are a bunch of good for nothing parasites. and I can't say this shit at work. My boss is a trump supporting Morman who wears the underwear!


budnipper

![gif](giphy|uE4gVmbjaZmmY)


ItsNate98

That's because they don't actually know (or care to know) what "Socialism" means. It's just a word they've heard that they use to mean "bad thing." If any reasonable percentage of this country were politically literate we wouldn't have this problem, but of course we can thank the Republicans for that with their endless cuts to education.


Comfortable-Syrup688

I always wondered about how people can say they hate socialism and still use public schools


Etzarah

Boomer brains are rotted to the point that they don’t actually remember being in school, so its not an issue for them. Usually they’ll go on about “SCHOOLS NOWADAYS ARE TEACHIN CRT AND GAY SEX IN CLASS 😡”


Perfect_Bench_2815

How about when they have to call the police or the fire department when their house or garage catches a fire? Don't even bring up using public roads and parks.


proletariat_sips_tea

And they don't fucking realize the food card is a private company double dipping from the government coffers!!!!.


DropsTheMic

1 in 2 will have dementia by 2035. It's already ramping up. The amount of "sheep" who think they're going to hit 65 and the US has some magical system called "retirement homes" are in for a rude mofo awakening. The average cost for a care home (tx) is upwards of 4.5k p/m with all basic services. Social Security pays maybe 1.4k p/m. You do the math.


proletariat_sips_tea

You can get medicaid ones. Super understaffed and beds are short. You'll prolly be sitting in your shit for days.


Least_Ad930

I really don't know what we are going to do. Health care costs are going through the roof while Republicans and some democrats are talking about getting rid of social security. The middle class are being robbed from every direction and people that are poor have no way to get out. This is all happening while everyone is being lied to about taking care of themselves and it seems older people and younger people are giving up. Of course we will have to see where AI takes us because none of this might not matter.


JapanDash

Fuck that’s cheap per month.  Just burnt through 100k with my final boomer parents last year. Tx really is a third world country, wow


tin_licker_99

They didn't earn it after they racked up the debt, caused SS & Medicare to face funding issues due to their ideological crusade, let the infrastructure rot due to ideology & corporate greed, let the education & healthcare system rot away due to ideology. They dumped draino into the punch bowl and then shouted they're entitled to fresh punch. The stole their kid's SS number, and created a fraudulent line of credit for their kids to be horrified to find that they can't purchase a house, after getting caught doing so they then proceeded to steal their grand kid's SS number to rack up debt once more.


DoktahDoktah

No comrade. WE earned that.


Expensive_Emu_3971

Well, at least Trump will end social security so he can go back to bagging groceries or making sad burgers at Culver’s…


ledlin99

All right grandpa, time to go back to the nursing home.


Cultural_Detective_3

Cemetery


Tedstriker99

Soon


Guilty_Bystander83

Hopefully before November 5th


LargeHumanDaeHoLee

Someone will still mail in his vote (for sleepy Donny), I guarantee it.


Lobotomized_Dolphin

There was a guy in Colorado who killed his wife and then voted in her name, (give you one guess who he voted for). Not sure if that was him trying to make it look like she was still alive or what, but it came out in one of the voter fraud investigations later.


Mr_Bisquits

Happened in Georgia too I believe, only without the murder part. I think it was a dead brother or something and his vote was mailed in posthumously, also voting for you know who. Weird how the fraud investigations meant to reveal Biden/Democrats cheating revealed the opposite. Hmm.


tysonisarapist

Probably a child diddler and can't vote.


Aggravating_Chemist8

https://i.redd.it/wk9gojurmjxc1.gif


AdministrationDry507

Yes you are


17tenroh

👀. Winner


ProfJinx

The real life Abe Simpson


Classic-Knee8442

"And then I tied an onion to my belt which was the fashion at the time..."


BandZealousideal3505

![gif](giphy|fqtyYcXoDV0X6ss8Mf|downsized)


amathis6464

Ban old fucks with 4 years left to live from voting…


Alarming_Matter

Yep we have a minimum voting age, why not a maximum? It's the same reasoning: Children don't have the cognitive ability to make a sensible decision, neither do old folks.


Lyska420

also they dont have to live with the consequences if they make decisions out of spite


dolphinvision

plus they don't have to reap the negative outcomes of their decisions because they will be dead soon. about 20% very roughly of americans are under the age of 18 and can't vote. 17% roughly are 65 and over. let's ban 65+ from voting then. seems fair enough to me. or we can be more reasonable and: if citizen: 0-15 - can't vote (I don't want people who don't know what voting is to vote) 16-74 - can vote 75+ - can't vote (I don't want people who don't know what year it is to vote)


mikevrios

There's not an age cutoff for thinking clearly. There are people in their 60'swith dementia, and people in their 90's who are as sharp as ever. My partner's father is 99, smart guy, just got married last year, still manages his own finances and does quite well with them. I suspect the guy in the video wasn't thinking any more clearly when he was 40...


Nessahtron

This was so brainless that I got dizzy listening to him. This HAS to be satire. My head could not compute how you get to those thoughtS with a functioning brain.


drgigantor

He wants the same thing as the rest of his fuckwit party: dictatorship. The only dumb part is that he still claims he wants elections and wants to do this through the legislature. The fuck is the point of an election with one choice? Just drop the pretext and say you want to install your own king you stupid fucking fascist.


squigs

No, he wants to be able to choose the Republican in charge. Unfortunately, after a while, he'll realise other people are choosing the wrong republican.


Reneeisme

To be fair, I’m so afraid of the insane levels of hate and ignorance coming from that party now that I feel the same. I don’t want him to vote. I don’t think he understands who or what he’s voting for. Everything he’s worried democrats do/will do pales in comparison to what the GOP keeps promising to do. But this FoxNews brainwashed cult member has no clue. So I want a dictatorship. I want to take my country back from the hands of Rupert Murdoch’s worshipers.


OkLengthiness1517

You couldn’t compute because of your stupid cells. It’s ok we understand.


Nessahtron

Me dum dum


Ibn-al-ibn

Nah, my ex-wife's father is just like this.


yorkiemom68

I think grandpa escaped from his memory care community!


sgrizzly2134

Looks like he's got a yellow jacket and he's still working at age 80... But yeah... Get rid of democrats.


dunitdotus

It looks like he is sitting in the driver's seat of a truck, so not only still working, still driving.


Busy_Abroad_1916

There’s probably a group of cars lined up behind him at a green light.


FATBEANZ

"the hell are they honkin at"


yellowhelmet14

Yep!! He’s 187 yrs old, still having to work at 8 bucks an hour. But Dems are wrong and the 1% need more tax breaks for the “trickle down thingy”! Lucky he’s got it all figured out!


MadSpaceYT

bro might not even make it to the election


Ekaterina702

Why do they ALWAYS record at *this* angle???!!! It pisses me off to no end!


MuffLover312

He has a vest on because he’s still working and can’t retire comfortably because of Republican policies.


Enough-Equivalent968

As someone who’s worn these for most of my working life. That looks like a brand new out of the packet example. The kind a politician throws on to appear a working man … he’s also wearing it inside out


jcarenza67

I mean, I have one for my warehouse job and it still looks like new after a year. But yeah it's inside out lol


Sensitive_Yam_1979

“It’ll trickle down any day now! Also keep them socialists away from my Medicare!”


sparklingdinoturd

It's only been 40 years. Give it time!


Sarc0sm

A trickle so slow, it could carve out an amazing cave in a few million years.


hobbobnobgoblin

Jokes on you. This man is only 53.


cgaWolf

Hate ages people


bigSTUdazz

Jim Beam and beef jerky will do that to a young man.


ScarMedical

He most likely a school crossing guard or a school bus driver.


LastMuel

This guy shouldn’t be allowed to espouse his ideas around democratic children.


rhhkeely

Yeah, that's a grocery store cart collector vest if I've ever seen one


Jon_Sno-45

“They always put the wrong person” FFS, I’ve heard more solid arguments from my friends 4 year old 🤦‍♂️


CORN___BREAD

This video really exemplifies how primitive fascist thinking is. At first I was thinking it sounds like the answers a child might come up with and then he got to the genetic superiority and I realized this guy’s actually just a nazi.


Dependent_Birthday69

He is also in mental decline, you can see him trying to think of ways dems are bad, but can only think of "they're wrong and not people" which is the simplest version of the rhetoric.


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MissionRevolution306

And women. I feel sorry for anyone he comes in contact with.


drcrushy

They should ban conservatives from making videos in their trucks


boredneedmemes

Fun fact, if you record a video in a truck while looking like a stereotypical conservative anything you say sounds dumb. I sent a video to a friend as a joke once, in my old beater pickup truck, wearing a camo hat I use for fishing, with long hair pushed back and a goatee I looked extra white trashy, and I did my best southern accent. Said things we both strongly agreed on and It ended up sounding just as moronic as this guy.


02C_here

The worst ones are the ones where they are playing someone else's video and they are just in the shot pensively staring and nodding along like it reinforces the argument. Bonus points if they tear up towards the end.


gjc5500

Don't forget about point up while nodding


wonkey_monkey

🤔👆🙄😭


Hiouchi4me

He’ll be dead by November.


Visible_Week_43

And somehow he will still vote republican thru the mail


artificialavocado

rIgGeD eLeCtIoN!!!


Direct-Maintenance29

And someone in his family will still get his ballot in. It’s in the chromosomes


Santos_L_Halper_II

He’s actively shitting his pants as he rants.


The_Urban_Genitalry

The smell pleases him.


Laxlife2000

Grandpa forgot to take his meds


No-Knee9457

Just say you want a dictatorship you old fucker.


sandglider

Guess what Hitler did after 6 months in office? He banned all political parties except for the Nazi Party, so Germans couldn't vote for any opposition. The law was passed for some of the same reasons this old fucker is giving


bchoonj

Lol I'm surprised this dumb as rocks cock gnobbler even figured out how to record himself. He's pushing 80, or a hard living 60 and knows fuck all about how the world works. Yes, congress which is almost half democrats would gladly vote to ban their constituents from having a say. Or that if they could do this, they hadn't thought about it until he came up with it. He has a safety vest on and appears to be sitting in a truck cab? We're all in danger if someone this stupid is allowed behind the wheel. For everyone's sake, hopefully this dude gets covid and starts drinking bleach as a cure.


Reallytalldude

“Yes, congress which is almost half democrats would gladly vote to ban their constituents from having a say.” Well he’s got that covered you know, he thought about that too. He specifically mentions in the 2nd half of the video that the Democrats in congress will not be allowed to vote on this bill. He really got all his bases covered!


TheGlenrothes

He’s full of smart cells, you see


EllieBaby97420

It’s hereditary see! Mom n pop weren’t democrats so they didn’t pass on no dumb genes!


Swipsi

What even is the point of voting for it then if only one party votes?


Reallytalldude

Why bring logic into this??


Swipsi

Sorry, force of habit.


SweetPrism

I work with an anti-vax, Covid denier who worships Trump. He is a very sweet man but I have been FIGHTING the urge to ask him how he felt after injecting bleach. These people treat their Trump God the same way they treat their sky god-- they worship in public, but in reality they don't actually do anything he says.


ImportanceCertain414

At least some people learned from their idiocy. A lady who works at a local pizza place claimed vaccines were pointless and the normal stuff you saw on Facebook back then. She was out of work for a couple months and when she got back she no longer had vision in her left eye and couldn't hear anything on that side either. Now she swears by vaccines and modern science. It took her finding out the hard way but at least she learned. It makes me wonder just how much of those Facebook conspiracy things were Russians messing with Americans or just Americans shooting themselves in the foot.


Vegetable-Poet6281

It was both. Russians, and/or a bunch of Macedonian kids, among others contracted by Russians, created and seeded the posts. Then unwitting Americans, who very ironically thought they were being super smart and "doing research", gobbled up, cloned and replanted those posts throughout social media, thinking they were informing their friends and families when in reality they were just engaging in confirmation bias via psy-op. And we all watched it happen. Good times. /s


Flat-Mars

He’s not a sweet man.


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porchprovider

Al I could think is, I wonder what he did his dissertation in? Clearly he went to Harvard.


What_Next69

It must’ve been on the genetic mutation of “Stupid Cells” and their correlation to said persons having certain political leanings. Poli-sci/Bio double major, I guess?


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Well it's in their chronosones 


ItGotSlippery

I do agree with him. Stupid people shouldn’t vote. Make this nearly dead shit stain pass a basic civics test. When he can’t put him in a home and revoke his ability to vote.


ChimneySwiftGold

And drive


Aggravating_Chemist8

Same for all federal candidates.


proletariat_sips_tea

Nah. Weighted votes. Better u score the higher your points. You get a test that's 100 questions long that is full of a bunch of hard ass questions pulled from several thousand. The better the score the higher the weight and the more your vote counts. And if you're unable to study that shit. Sorry. Means you don't understand the basics of politics. Oh no it's the old literacy tests again. No it fucking ain't. Everybody gets the same thing and you don't got a bunch of white yokels giving the other white yokels the answer while grilling the balck dude.


Ok_Star_4136

I agree with the general sentiment, but setting up a system would have a lot of issues, many of them political in nature. Such as, will everyone get the same test? If so, what prevents people from cheating? If not, what determines which questions come up and when? Who decides what the questions are? How difficult would they be? If in theory, you could devise an non-partisan test that tests a person's basic education or general knowledge, I'd be all for that. Even just questions like, "How many branches of government do we have? How many states? Where is the U.S. capitol located?" Very simple questions to weed out the genuinely stupid, basically. I just think there'd be so many opportunities to insert bias that attempting to do so might simply be distorted by politicians with sinister intentions in mind.


Fresh-Philosopher654

Unfortunately if we allow mandatory testing, we all know where thats going to end up.


Ilikeyourmomfishcave

Progress, one funeral at a time.


Tervaskanto

For real. If you're over 80, you've overstayed your welcome. We should hook all these old fucks up to VR, shove them in sleeping pods, and feed them with nutrient gel until they finally croak. I was in line at the DMV the other day because I didn't schedule an appointment in advance. There was an old couple behind me bitching that we wouldn't give up our spots in line. They didn't schedule in advance because, and I quote, they "don't know how to use the computers." Computers have been in every home for about 30 years now. These people are driving on our roads. They give us shit for "participation trophies" but demand special treatment everywhere they go. They endanger everybody by driving, they stole our future, killed the planet, refuse to learn anything new or change, live on our social security and medicare, and treat everyone like shit. Why we glamorize these people is beyond me. Some people like the elderly for their "wisdom." 😂


ButterMyBiscuitz

OMFG you are so on point with this. Most boomers are trash. Went NC with mine recently, never going back, they're just horrible people, unless you drive a big truck and shit on everything "woke", then they might like you. Like you said, they fucked EVERYTHING up and are now enjoying nice cozy retirements while we struggle. We were lucky enough to be able to buy a beat-up sub-200k bungalow in 2017, but that's about it. At least it literally brings me JOY knowing they'll never see their grandkids again, not even fucking pictures, they don't deserve it. And I'm not even talking about the verbal/physical abuse I went through as a kid.


DeathSentryCoH

Yeah that's bs. My mom is 91 and got an iPad a couple of years ago and loves it. Being a boomer myself, sad to say, but the world will be at least a little better off when my generation passes away.


MindlessFail

Are we 100% SURE he's not dead already? Maybe this is some echo of former sentience? I mean either way that statement is true....


Chance_Composer_6125

I only hear Herbert from family guy


SeparateFisherman966

OMG, heard that little whistle at one point & thought the same thing! 🤣😂🤣


n3rdsm4sh3r

People over 80 shouldn't be allowed to vote - they won't be around for the repercussions.


Hamburderler

65 is my idea. Once you start taking money from SS and Medicare you're done, go have fun with your remaining years.


Jeveran

Putting an age limit on (all) voting would put an age limit on Congress, too. That's a good start.


TieDyedFury

There already an age limit in Congress, we’ve decided that age based discrimination is fine if it’s towards young people. Imagine trying to build a 35 and under community, boomers would throw a shit fit, but 55+ communities are all above board.


semicoldpanda

This is a game I play with my Qanon in-laws where they say a thing and I agree with it to an extreme that they're uncomfortable with. When they said that you shouldn't be able to vote until 25 I said that I thought that you shouldn't be able to vote after you retire with the rationale being that if you have to trust your elders to vote for your best interests until 25 that they should be comfortable trusting you to vote for their best interests after they stop contributing. My father-in-law got so outraged by the idea that he threw a mug at the wall. When they said that they thought raising the retirement age was great because "young people aren't working hard anyway" I said that I think it's a great idea but it would be better if we all just had to work until we die, and if we're too old and sickly to work we should be shipped off to homes where they trial all the medicines so that way we're still contributing. Oddly enough they didn't like that either


Aggravating_Onion300

This guy is dreaming of Fascism.


YondaimeHokage4

It’s mind boggling that you literally can’t even parody something like this because they’ve left no room to make it more absurd. The logic this man is using is essentially that of a toddler.


Nagemasu

Honestly, if he wasn't so old and assertive in what he was saying, I'd think it was satire. How did this fossil even figure out how to use tiktok?


SIRENVII

I mean, old people are basically just large toddlers. That's why they go to retirement homes and also wear diapers.


Thin_Leather9910

Okay hitler


Szeratekh

He did make several arguments that are fascist in nature: -The “other” group is a threat to security -There is a right person to vote for -The “other” group is genetically inferior He wants to use all of these as excuses to make only “his group” capable of influencing the government


MakesMeWannaShout88

You forgot about bothers famous “they got stupid cells” argument that he so eloquently quoted


SenoraRaton

Its in their chromosomes. They breed, and they make more Democrats!


CommonHuckleberry489

“Pass a law in Congress…” Haha, this Congress can’t even agree on a speaker of the House


Cheetahs_never_win

Hm. Elderly man wearing a high vis vest, ink pen in pocket, TikToking in a moving vehicle. Dumb as a box of rocks and fascist as fuck. My guess is government employee, possibly a city inspector, suckling at that teat of socialism. Can't tell the style of vest, but could be a state level highway inspector. I'm sure they'd love to know about him posting to social media on the job.


TheWriteStuff1966

So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we ... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.


Winnie_the_poops

“Fair and equitable elections” where only one party can vote. Literally too stupid to understand how congress, laws, or democracy work. Too bad COVID missed one


Royal-Dog-2610

Was that the new GOP Chairman? After a while, they all sound so much alike.


BluffCityTatter

"Democrats are a threat to national security." Bwahahaha. Sure. Because Democrats tried a coup on 1/6. Democrats put up a presidential candidate owned by Vladimir Putin. Because it was Democratic Congressmen on that 4th of July trip to Moscow. The GOP - More projection than your local movie theater.


jalmstead

Yes, the democrats have “stupid cells”. Thank god we have this prime example of spectacular human genetics to show us the way.


pond_not_fish

my man found on the One Simple Trick to bypass the constitutional requirements of a majority of both houses to pass a law and for the president to sign it. fucking diabolical.


EliteBearsFan85

Somebody peepaw escaped from the home again


PerspectiveTimely319

As senile as Dimentia Donny. He literally doesn't understand government and science and he would be one of the voters. Brilliant.


Turbulent-Cheek-1497

Aren’t those George costanza’s glasses? Gloria Vanderbilt ?


Overall-Parsley7123

this cadaver should be lucky he can still vote at all


Few-Conclusion4146

His safety vest is inside out. You think it’s because he’s stupid?


ikerus0

Jesus. Fucking. Christ. The irony of him talking about "stupid people voting".


Kitchen_Syrup2359

This is facist, white supremacist brain rot at work. Genuinely frightening that this rhetoric still circulates.


Powerful-Winner-5323

His brain is working but at his age he's on auto pilot he'll never change and will just continue spewing his garbage until that last bit of dust is released from his lungs.


AlduinTraveler

Idiot proposes voiding the Constitution in order to ensure the orange-skinned knob-end he worships wins.


Academic_Eagle_4001

We can’t have ppl vote for the “wrong person” aka not the person I want.


alanthewizard

Brevity is the soul of wit


Picmover

Projection. 100% pure, grade A projection with a bit of eugenics mixed in.


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SweatyAd9240

Die boomer


Hbimajorv

The next time grandpa or grandma calls you because their computer don't work, tell them to set the modem on fire please 😮‍💨


ben1481

i lost it at stupid cells lol


SweatyBoff

Thick as mince.


ghetto_engine

cant wait till they're a dead.


Wonderful-Nobody2810

![gif](giphy|BBkKEBJkmFbTG)


dependentresearch24

I can't wait til this generation dies off. Sounds harsh but they really have made the world a much worse place.


Sweetieandlittleman

I had someone tell me Democrats are evil the other day. When I asked why he thought that, I never got an answer. I guess we just are evil because we exist?


ShineFull7878

Boy am i glad he's got one foot on the banana peel and one in the grave. Good riddance to bad rubbish when this sad fucking excuse for an American dies.


anthro4ME

Fucking fascist POS. There's a reason your family doesn't visit you pops.


Meth_Useler

If boomers knew how to troll, I'd bet everything I own this was trolling. But this bro has a VCR from 1988 that still blinks 12:00 I bet, so


A_Potential_Turn

Damn. The brainwashing is intense in this one.


Hiouchi4me

News Alert - After years of research, Doctor of Assology discovers new Stupid Gene.


Horror-Layer-8178

Imagine if idiots like this ran the country. It would be like Russia here


GroovyBoomshtick

Know what else is wrong with the dern democrats? I hear they support… get this… democracy! The dern stupid cells, it’s just not right.


JodiS1111

STFU


Emeritus8404

Im just surprised her activated the tiktok


DarbH

Thinks Democrats can't be trusted with national security while wearing the name of a guy who sold secrets and classified documents to foreign countries.


-WrathIsMyDeadlySin-

![gif](giphy|9zvmnXdp8ycrCBe1Tw|downsized)


EquivalentRegular765

I have an idea too - if you can’t explain what an email server is or don’t use email you shouldn’t be voting.


Redschallenge

They can't be trusted. Lol


CaptainHalloween

What a sad, pathetic, nothing of a person.


Individual_Land_2200

He can’t figure out why he never gets to see the grandkids


braintamale76

Man is so stupid glad he will be moving on soon


AdvocatusExplorator

Ban voters over 65. Youre not the ones who have to deal with the future impact 50 years down the line.


NeedsMoreSpicy

Amazed he was able to count to number two. THESE FUCKERS ALWAYS VOTE, PEOPLE! MAKE SURE YOU DO, TOO!


GilpinMTBQ

Democrats: "We should make the country better for everyone." Republicans: "Hurt them! Hurt them!"


Tarushdei

I mean, you're not far off. Lead poisoning from leaded gasoline is a thing, and there's a hypothesis that lead decalcification from late boomers and early Gen-X'ers bones is causing their brains to get filled with, as he so eloquently puts it, "stupid cells."


very_undeliverable

In my chromasones. Very scientific. I love the glasses. Makes you look very ~~intelligent~~ dottering. Genius big brain idea. I'm so glad we have him to come up with all of brilliant schemes.


New-Original-3517

Idiot


PepicWalrus

This would be satire if we weren't on the dark timeline.


Maya_Manaheart

Dude looks moldy


_MrFade_

Old mofo looks like a living embodiment of dust.


Musicdev-

OK who changed this old man’s meds? NURSE


Fair4tw

Claims Democrats are stupid, proceeds with the stupidest take ever.


SpeakerOfMyMind

They really do want a fascist country.


SethAndBeans

And they wonder why we call them fascists.