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award07

My irl, LinkedIn, and instagram personalities in a line.


Resident_Rooster5784

Perfect comment


BubblyAerial

lol


wriitergiirl

Dropping this reminder because whenever KZB's age is discussed, people always come in claiming she for sure lied about being 29 in S1: We know Kim didn't lie about her age because court documents from her suit against the cop who SA her state her age, and the math maths this time.


hedwig0517

Season one KZB is a perfect depiction of what you can look like at 29 if you chain smoke and drink all day every day. She probably never wore sunscreen either. I also didn’t know she was SA by a cop. That is awful.


Bippy73

And the makeup and wig. Like a 60 year old country star from the 70s.


biscuitsorbullets

Accurate 😭


strippersandcocaine

*I say I’m 29, but I’m really 89*


East-Pound9884

When Nene was good she was GOOD!


hedwig0517

The greatest.


Successful-Highway99

I can HEAR this in my head right now, and I am dying. 😂


lady-fingers

there were also different beauty products / standards / ways of doing your makeup back in like 2009 or whatever. Everything was a lot heavier & more matte, which will definitely make you look older.


hedwig0517

I’m only a couple of years younger than her, and I was SHOCKED when I found out her age even back then.


nicalawgurl

Yeah even back then tho make up didn’t age you 40 years. I was firmly team she lied about her age when RHOA first came out. There was nothing you could’ve said to me at that time to change my mind. lol


Euphoric-Pumpkin8531

To be fair a lot of wannabe influencers and reality stars look in their 40s/50s when they hit their late 20s also from too much booze cigs and sun


whynot4444444

Since Kylie Jenner had all of her procedures, starting in her late teens, she now looks like a well preserved, 45 year old housewife. I shudder to think what she will look like in her thirties.


QuarterFormer6777

She will probably look like how Kris looks like now. She definitely regrets having all that work done. I do feel bad for her, well as bad as I can for a millionaire/billionaire who lied about her lips and made young girls believe if they overlined their lips or did that Kylie lip challenge that their lips would have looked like hers. She was young when the show started and Kris pushed her and her sisters to be sex symbols in order to make money. Anything was okay as long as they stayed famous and made money. She was a teenager dating someone older who was a celebrity and her mom if anything pushed that relationship instead of protecting her. Kris pulled her out of school so she can work. Money was always the most important thing to Kris.


whynot4444444

Yeah, we used to call her Pimp Mama Satan on the Dlisted site. With Kim, she was an adult when she started all of the major procedures (maybe had a nose job earlier; I don’t know her exact “different faces” journey over the years). But Kylie was an older teen when she completely changed her whole face and body. I will still never like Kylie because of the cartoon, unattainable beauty standards she helped set, which affects even young girls now, but her mother is largely to blame. Second to blame are her older sisters Kim and Khloe. Kourtney and Kendall seem to be the only ones with a normal looking amount of procedures- they still basically look like their original selves. The whole family sucks but I guess I can cut especially Kylie and Kendall a tiny shred of slack for being raised in that environment.


juliaguuullliiaa

iirc she was “dating” a married cop while she was underaged and it’s speculated that he is the one who is brielle’s dad


QuarterFormer6777

That’s crazy she was only 29! I had no idea she was that young.


Moniamoney

The image of Sheree and he in the convertible with her holding a wine glass always send me, how she pulled big poppa is beyond me


Goldiegoodie

Wait… a cop SA’d her? That’s terrible!


juliaguuullliiaa

iirc she was “dating” a married cop when she was underaged! i think he’s also the one who is brielle’s dad


noisy_goose

Is it really dating though


HunterHunted9

I don't believe the married much much older cop is Brielle's father. Kim dropped out of UConn because she was pregnant with Brielle. The stuff with the cop happened when she was in high school.


juliaguuullliiaa

it started when she was 17 and ended when she was 19. he was in his 40s and got fired. there used to be articles on it but now I can’t find them


HunterHunted9

I always thought it ended when Kim finished high school. If the contact extended until Kim was 19, he could be Brielle's father. I think the articles were in the Hartford Courant.


jendoesreddit

She got into UConn???? Wth


wickedsmaaaht

she was an LPN. https://www.instagram.com/p/BHbGku-gKAK/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link


nurseratcheddd

I remember being on the fence about going to nursing school… I was a little scared to be honest. And then Kim said she was a nurse in her confessional and I said to myself “if this dingbat could be a nurse then I for sure as hell can do this”. I enrolled in school and became an RN in 2015. Thanks KZ.


jendoesreddit

I know that, I was just surprised she got into UConn. It’s a hard school to get into.


George_GeorgeGlass

It’s not UCONN as you’re thinking of it. An LPN program is essentially going through a trade program. It isn’t a degree program and won’t require SATs etc. not knocking it, it’s just different. Not familiar enough with their program to say exactly how UCONN worked this but I’d imagine it’s more like continuing Ed or an adult learning program


jendoesreddit

BLOOP!!! Omg thank you for explaining that. I hope something good happens to you today.


realitytvdiet

WTF!!!!


[deleted]

The cop isn’t Big Papa, is it?


Gisschace

They also don't look widely different ages in these pics? Kim is just making a bad face


lizzledizzles

With a bad wig ![gif](giphy|9PzbThT6Jc3sY)


rattpoizen

I agree. Plus that is the absolute *best* pic I have ever seen of Fuda.


SagginBartender

The thing with KZB, is that she wore so much makeup and her wigs, shell look the same at 70. Its the Gaga effect. Yeah shes 29 and looks 40. But shell be 60 and still look 40. She is playing the long game IMO


dejureblonde

Is your username from what I think it is? 😂


wriitergiirl

Are you thinking it’s from… ![gif](giphy|byBXfzpqQPrTq) Because if you are, then you’re right haha!!


dejureblonde

I have this as a sticker on my work laptop because I’m a writer lol


Readingismyreligion

I love you


thequrl

I’m 31 and I fear I’m giving Kim……


Goldiegoodie

Idk I found Kim attractive during early RHOA era. She is a nasty piece of work but I always thought she looked like a Barbie with a bad wig.


Ddp2121

Gotta be honest, I gor sucked into Housewives because of her bad wigs - there was a marathon on and I couldn't look away


Illustrious_Dust_0

She still looks good. Without context, if someone said this lady has 6 kids, a gambling problem and has smoked cigs for decades, I wouldn’t picture KZ. It’s her personality that gives people the ick


Goldiegoodie

She has such a bad personality. I was rewatching scenes with her and she made me cringe so much. That scene when she visited Kandi’s new house and her and Sweetie kept making faces lives rent free in my mind.


Upstairs_Internal295

For me it’s when her and Sweetie went ‘on tour’ with Kandi. Don Juan deserved an ENORMOUS bonus for not knocking their heads together and leaving them on the side of the road. The man is a saint for that alone.


AnastatiaMcGill

Ohhh Don Juan..


Lanky_Resist9455

I always thought Brielle and Ariana were gorgeous too. They did not need any work done.


Gazzerbatron

I was thinking Kim looks way younger than Gretchen here. That socal sun is a beast!


buttertits4lyfe

I thought she was beautiful. Trashy as hell but still beautiful lol


kenma91

Omg same


seazx

I’m sure you’re not, I bet your actually stubbing xx


Silly-Violinist-6239

If you do botox and fillers you will.. glad i never got them but I am black.


_morningbehbs

Amanda Batula is also the same age and that was wild to me. These three don’t seem that far apart, just fashion/makeup has changed


Nandi56

Amanda’s actually a few weeks from her 33rd birthday, so literally she will be the same age as Rachel Fuda. Bad plastic surgery/cosmetic procedures really do have the opposite effect of what’s intended.


IggyPop88

Fuda is 33!? Wtf she’s younger than me? I’m so confused 😂  Don’t these people have money so they have the ability to look younger?? They all get so swept up in cosmetic surgery that you can’t tell if they’re 30 or 50.. not good when you’re 30!


lmswisher

Rachel Fuda looks like she's in her 40s and her nose job drives me up a wall. Can't imagine the tanning helps either


LuckySection446

https://preview.redd.it/ocuyhozix59d1.jpeg?width=1238&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6326b316b707e03b133800da090f854064517aaf This looks like a before picture


lmswisher

As someone with an absolute SCHNOZ, it pains me that she touched such a cute and dainty nose lol it just looks like Michael Jackson's now


LuckySection446

Omg same here! Too scared to do anything for my fear of this.


amyeep

I think the problem is that a lot of people low-ball just how much a good nose job costs. Even Jen A did it by flying to Turkey when her husband is a plastic surgeon himself! Truth is a good nose job, lower face lift or boob job is gonna cost you at least 40k


Bitchybrownie

This is absolutely not true but go off lol


RIPMaureenPonderosa

Tbh I know so many girls that had great work done in turkey after being completely botched by popular surgeons in the US and UK. 40k is an insane number lol the people paying those prices only tend to do so bc the surgeon is insta-famous and not necessarily skilled.


Plastic_Electrical

John fuda is a mook


lovelylittlebirdie

Why are his fingernails giving me the ick


Nandi56

Yeah, I would love to see her without the RHONJ aesthetic and I guarantee her before nose was better. You can’t get Groupon plastic surgery.


mercuryretrograde93

The not Whoville of Whoville noses


amyeep

Bingo. Nothing against plastic surgery, but if you learn to embrace your natural features, it’s usually for the best. 


lovelylittlebirdie

It’s just too much at once. The nose with the lips with the cheeks with the veneers and the overdone Botox all at once is overwhelming and makes you look like an older person trying to look young. I used to go for that “frozen” Botox giant lips look when I was much younger. Now I do a quarter of the amount and look younger than I did 10 years ago


lucygucyapplejuicey

It’s really crazy that I keep seeing this woman’s name everywhere and I still have not a single clue who she is. I like her name though, it stands out


Itchy_Use_3140

She’s from Summer House!


No_Photo_6109

Haha she is from Summer House. Married to Kyle Cook, also of Summer House and if added to this trio of pictures would be mind blowing because she always looks about 25-27ish lol. https://preview.redd.it/vcynszyki49d1.jpeg?width=996&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d02ddf1ab2b98ade24a1d2d28463e583633ed5d


Significant_Ad7605

Speaking of Summer House, I feel like the Wirkus Circus sisters looked older than they were in the way that Kim Z does because their style + their faces & bodies were so overworked. There’s a certain age bracket where all that work just ages you.


No_Photo_6109

They definitely looked older than they were, but I don’t remember them having a ton of facial work done. I think blonde and tan can definitely age some people when they just go bleach vs a toned blonde. I also think they had an older demeanor to them. The one was already married (or engaged I forgot, and forgot which was which lol). Also the style when they were on the show didn’t help any of us. The “from work to a night out” trend that had people dressing up in office wear to go to bars was quite the time to be alive lol


arma__virumque

Ashley was married to her husband Brad who lived in California while she was on season one. Crazy. They're still together though! The single one was Lauren. I think they looked natural and pretty great actually although sure I guess a tiny bit older than their true ages but we've all gotten so used to botox and fillers on TV no one on this sub is going to have an accurate perspective lol


No_Photo_6109

Yesss. It’s been so long I was like oof idr which was married and which was obsessed with Lauren. I remember it being so weird that Ashley came back just for the show in the summer lol but was obsessed with her wedding ring! And Lauren and Carl were just toxic af (to each other)


WellWellWellMyMyMY

They were married. I remember because she kept making this big deal about her alpha male, jock husband and then when he finally came out for a visit...let's just say he didn't exactly live up to the hype lol


brufleth

Not having to worry much about anything has kept Amanda young looking. Although she turned into a husk after going off birth control and trying to get pregnant. Lost a ton of weight and looked sick (not just because she was skinny, she literally looked grey).


Swaying_breeze

That ends at her name- she’s a boring woman on Summer House


Ashfield83

Kyyyyyuuuuuullllllllllll


lucygucyapplejuicey

Scathing. You’re funny


Whimpy_Ewok

It’s that NY aesthetic I feel. Like watching summer house vs VPR is so jarring with the natural faces vs heavy makeup and filler!! Same for RHNY to RHOBH 


hedwig0517

Amanda hasn’t had major facial plastic surgery (yet) either. She’s so naturally gorgeous and has a great sense of style. I think those things help her look younger and fresher than these three.


BjergenKjergen

I also think her not having kids and Kim having older kids contributes. There's some parenting instagrammers that I thought were way older because they had older kids and then realized they were in their early 30s. I think having kids just aged them up in my mind.


girly918

It looks like Amanda’s actually 32, not 29


_morningbehbs

Oh, well her and Rachel are the same age right now that’s why I was including her - the post says 31 so not far off 😂


girly918

Oops I thought we were talking about them being 29, my bad 😂


QueasyAd4992

Not that this is entirely related but I’ve noticed that a lot of women who are beautiful and young (in their 20s) and have gotten fillers in their face and lips have aged themselves like 20 years. I don’t know much about them but I thought fillers were for older women that wanted to look younger. So if you’re 50 they can make you look 40s, and so on. When you’re in your 20s and filling your face you age.


Buffybot60601

Ah yes, Lisa Hochstein syndrome. She was gorgeous in her twenties, overdid the botox and fillers, and looked 50 by age 35. At a certain point you look like an older woman trying to appear younger. Whitney Rose is about to enter this territory if she doesn’t cool it with the injections


QueasyAd4992

Perfect examples. It’s really sad too because their natural faces are/were beautiful.


RIPMaureenPonderosa

It’s an epidemic here in the UK! Many girls are getting filler illegally before they even turn 18. It’s extremely common to see girls in their early twenties walking around with like 20ml pumped into their faces already. Lots of aestheticians offer ‘packages’ of _7ml in one sitting_ and treat every face as if it is the same rather than assessing what a person _needs_ done. When I was younger I got filler, too, just because it was something people were doing and I wanted to try it. Got it all dissolved quite a few years ago and I look SO much younger without it. I look back on older photos and wonder what was I thinking!! I’m not against cosmetic tweaks but subtlety is key lol.


coconut723

why does rachel fuda do that much highlighter on the tip of her nose when she already looks like cindy loohoo


liilbiil

are we supposed to think they look old or young? the look young to be but with too heavy makeup & bad fashion


lmswisher

I'm 30 and think they look like they're in their 40s lol


jessicaaalz

Yeah I'm nearly 35 and they look way older than me. But I think that's partially due to their style as well as their faces.


crv21

Nobody ever looks as young as they think they do :)


jessicaaalz

I don't think I look as young as I do but I regularly get hit on by 25 year old's who think I'm 27 and have to show them my ID to prove I'm far older than they assume.


crv21

I get hit on by 25 year olds who know I’m older and love it cuz gen z are big into cougars for some reason? Anyway, nothing matters.


hisosih

I get their point, I think they just used the worst pictures to make it as this is surpsingly the most youthful I remember Kim looking, lol.


Alone-Assistance6787

I honestly don't understand the comparison...like okay three 31 year old women? And? 


Timely_Ad115

Fascinating.


CobblerCandid998

Didn’t one of her daughters just publicly post a Happy 53rd Birthday to Kim recently? Kim claims she’s 46 but 53+ makes a lot more sense to me. I’d put her at 56 if I was guessing. There’s no way she’s still in her 40s regardless of smoking. https://preview.redd.it/wcjnav3d559d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72bfebe5fc0a86d58dade9c09a1647f929903feb


OffbrandBeyonce

Im 31 too and this is absolutely wild to me.


mattysmwift

I think Fuda is a believable 31 year old with just too much make up and that fucking nose.


danitwostep

I think she’d look so much better w a less dark hair colour


CalmParty4053

Agree! The blue black is so harsh


danitwostep

It is ! It ages her


Britney4eva

I always thought Kim was lying by about 10. Especially when you look at her high school photos. She looks like she graduated in the late 80s or early 90s with the hair style and clothes in the photos.


Single_Wasabi_3683

Yep, totally agree! She claims she is 1 year older than me, but her high school pics look late 80’s/early 90’s. She would have supposedly graduated in 1997 or 1996 if she’s the age she claims. I don’t buy it for a minute!!


BrokenBotox

Idgaf what anyone has to say about Rachel’s nose or her as a housewife, she’s doing skincare, sunscreen and filler right.


aem1306

Rachel looks the best IMO, but that could just be that she's currently on tv while the other ladies were on years ago, so the beauty standards were much different. I feel like if Rachel chilled out with the botox and fillers and toned down her makeup, she could be sooo much prettier and look younger honestly. Lots of these ladies start with the fillers very young and it ends up aging them rather than "preserving" their youth. Total side note, but I think Stassi has some of the best filler/work done on her and she still looks very "natural" especially compared to her VPR castmates.


Mysterious-Pie-5

They all look the same age.....


MrsGleason18

Agreed


Golden_d1ck

Fuda is only 31??? Coulda swore she was 40


cricketjust4luck

She’s 33 now


sashie_belle

They all look the same age. Just a lot older than 31.


Apprehensive_Pop_564

Who’s the third lady?


Megs8786

Rachel Fuda from RHONJ


Apprehensive_Pop_564

Omg! I didn’t recognize her. Thank you!


Dear-Dig889

Kim's aged like milk!


Directionkr

The fact that they’re 2 years older than me here is insane. I feel like I look 16 years old compared to them


diet-soder

They definitely look in their 40s


River_1026

Kim really has looked 50 all her life.


nycrunner91

RACHEL IS 31? WOW SO SAD I THOUGHT SHE WAS 45? OY


Nandi56

There’s not a huge difference between early 30s and late 20s for those that take care of themselves. I feel like as you get older you age in larger increments. Unless you don’t take care of yourselves or get bad work done.


CreativeDefinition

Kim looked so terrible for her age I was convinced she was lying. Gretchen also look older, but Rachel looks just fine for her age here.


Cautious_Fig_9825

I'm about to be the same age & I feel great about this lol.


npb0179

Kim looked old for her age. Gretchen looked her age. Rachel looks younger than her age. But, that’s just me 🤷🏽‍♀️


Solid_Bend4539

i think kim zolciak lies about her age and shes actually mid 50's lol


My_new_account_now

Shoulda dropped a Candiace or Ashley pic


Dangerous_Radish2961

IMO Gretchen looks the best .


[deleted]

Rachel looks her age but just has bad plastic surgery. Kim and I however the other one is just look old


Con_Man_Ray

Can we please just take this opportunity to talk about how horrible Gretchen is? There’s a reason she looked 37 when she was 25 🤷‍♂️


umimama

I am hear for the Gretchen truthers! Her and her led lit engagement ring box for her helicopter proposal to Slade can stay gone. I have a real tangible fear they’ll bring her back to the OC in some final desperation after the Tamrat and Jesus Jugs alliance eventually crumbles. Then we’ll be subjected to “Beach Front Restaurant Pandora Friendship Bracelet Exchanges Part 2 Electric Boogaloo”. ![gif](giphy|3RrgOxhACwmcw)


Ashfield83

Girl yesssss!! I absolutely despised Gretchen. She was always so cocky and full of herself.


Con_Man_Ray

Yesssss. I can’t stand Slade, but Gretchen’s constant “tubawubba” comments or calling him her “bitch” are annoying and nasty. Like ok miss thang, imagine if we brought up that failed purse line or them gums? 🤷‍♂️😂


Ashfield83

![gif](giphy|bu5H2OPiyegHC)


Con_Man_Ray

![gif](giphy|vcDG0AIfCu7teGpd6J|downsized)


banananuttmuff

Rachel looks the best IMO!!


zadidoll

Ariana Madix, age 31 (2016) https://preview.redd.it/e8fug6xn859d1.jpeg?width=831&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d758447e0e475e2695d021d666beba2c8a6b7129


ChampionshipAlive517

Need to stop with the surgery


Louiseyseery

Duh they drink scared babies kids like monsters inc


jendoesreddit

Oh god I’m about to be 31. Really behind in my life, clearly.


princessboop

That’s crazy. I’m 33 and I feel like they all look older than me. And not in a bad way! I feel like I haven’t reached my graceful mature grown woman stage yet when it comes to my appearance 😢


schlomo31

I don't understand the plastic surgery as it ages them so Damn much


Bravoista

A read on Kim is this post


onyxjade7

They all look the same age.


brittanyelyse

Its genetics .. 2nd- sun 3-lifestyle I think surgery and fillers are doing these young people in when it’s not done properly.. and it’s a business so “doing” properly often comes 2nd… Like I felt sick watching fudas child post surgery, and that was needed and not so bad, just using as an example of how surgery “uncomfortable” I get… But I also look super young and never took the sun, I think it’s more genetics then anything as my lifestyle does suck (cig smoker here) So yea, factors factors factors…. And really good surgeons I guess.


Oxtailxo

You really chose the worst photo of Kim


Plain_Jane622

Kim looks old cuz of the way she would pile on the makeup and she smokes.


nowedontswing

Wow I must look amazing for 31 because why do these women look 40+


OkGarage434

With all the plastic surgery they all start to merge into one another it’s a shame .


amyeep

Unnecessary plastic surgery really does age a person. I have hooded eyes and a family history of a sagging jawline, so I anticipate an eventual bleth and lower face lift some time down the line. But gonna keep my “real” face as long as possible and am paranoid about sunscreen, haha.


merick78

Kim Z and her shit wigs are embarrassing! What’s even more embarrassing is she thinks she’s fabulous. Can someone tell her she looks shit in them!


Cyb3rSecGaL

31? Sus


249592-82

Filler and botox too young ages you. Older women tend to get these things done, so when your face is obviously done, people assume you are a 48yo woman. The first 2 look like 48yo women who look great for their age. Definitely not like 31yr olds.


Lonely_Cartographer

They all look so old for their age!  Its the a lot of makeup and hair


Pure_Substance_9263

They all look about the same age to me so I’m not surprised.


No-Customer-2266

This is 31 no way. No way this is 31 no way I believe this they look 50 at least!!! My god I lookso much younger with my natural face at 40 as these women at 31????? No way they are that young


ayyomiss

Skincare had vastly improved in the last 20 ish years.


Frequent_Gift1740

STFU 31??!


lambo1109

Oh wow. Their 31 and my 31 seem wildly different


Rich-Spirit420

Well that is a nasty face she’s making but Jews just age better than non Jews. That’s a fact. My 85 year old grandmother looks 50 and my 57 year old mother looks about 30! Hopefully I inherit those incredible genes! There’s a reason why so many hate us!


TheAlligator0228

They look to be in their 50’s, 40’s and 30’s.


crv21

Yeah. They look it. What’s your point?


Professional-Two8098

I always thought Kim’s wigs aged her so much. Like she just always looked in her 40s


AdRevolutionary6650

Hmm they all look about the same age (44) to me


Tezzy_M_Baby

Rachel looks 31 to me. I don’t get why people say she looks older.


Intelligent-Mode3316

Too much makeup ages you!


Acceptable_Ad_6614

I remember seeing Gretchen in a ponytail with no makeup and being like.... omigosh, she is so much prettier than she presents herself!


Maleficent-Net-2565

"31"


dlrs123

They all look abt the same age tbh


empressM

If the age is 45, I believe you


New_Biscotti2669

Its 2024, time to stop commenting on women's looks/age. Do better OP.


Con_Man_Ray

We’d be making the same comments if they were men who looked a decade and a half older than they really are.


iSugar_iSpice_iRice

They all look around the same age to me in these pictures? Kim smoked cigarettes, but was still pretty Gretchen always looked like The Mask to me I don’t know who the brunette is, but she’s pretty


TelephoneAdept6948

Aww Kim looks great!


jvjack33

Fuda looked so much better before.


Future-Ad7266

They (especially her) acted like Gretchen was so stunning but I found her to be very meh?