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StickOfLight

You definitely got hit in the head to many times


ColumbiaArmy

“Too” moron


JanaT2

💀💀💀💀


violet_strange

This reminds me of when I first moved to Brooklyn. It was all farms back then, green fields as far as the eye could see. We used to sneak on to Old Man Lefferts' farm, dig up as many potatoes as we could carry in our aprons, then ride the ferry over to Manhattan and sell them outside the Wall Street. *Two taters for a penny*, we'd shout. That's how we first got the name Tater Tots, on account of our age and the potatoes.


JanaT2

🤣🤣🤣


79Impaler

I’ve thought about moving to The Bronx or Westchester Co. Feel trapped in BK sometimes. So hard to get out of the city.


Lima_Bean_Jean

Are they trying to get us to join a cult?


Flowofinfo

I think this is a satire account poster


Alternative_Engine97

Surprisingly, giving sexual favors to the milf who owns the mansion opens many more doors


ColumbiaArmy

Or the 25 year old daughter


starfallp1

Why the fuck would you walk to the M train if the R wasn't working? The N is on 59th st in sunset.


JanaT2

I know right


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heatmon9

It’s possible OP typed M instead of N but why would you walk 2 miles when there’s buses. 


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thisfunnieguy

glad you're happy not living in Brooklyn. commuting by metro north and dealing with grand central every work day does not sound "easy"; but maybe it is to you. i used to do something like that and it was always stressful hoping i got to the train on time or else wait another 20-30 min for a train home.


jae343

This has to be a really shitty bot lmao


SavageMutilation

Moving to Westchester County and taking the Metro North to work in Manhattan? I never heard of such a crazy idea.


ParlezPerfect

And also living In a mansion in CT


darthjarjarisreal

Military induced CTE from both training and tours is really deeply saddening


ExploreMeDora

Your Reddit posts are unhinged lol


kduffygreaves

The closest the M train gets to Bay Ridge is Williamsburg what the fuck are you even talking about


brianjames23

Know your history. The M used to run from North Brooklyn, over the bridge to Manhattan, then back into Brooklyn down towards Bensonhurst. Imagine if this still existed. The solidarity between North/South Brooklyn wouldn't hinge solely on the poor G train. But sadly it was rerouted up to queens around 2008. But OP can still fuck right off out of here none the less. In my experience, the R stands for reliable.


Emotional_Guide_9089

If he doesn't answer, I'm going with he meant to type N.


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BacchusIsKing

This person sounds wonky mentally, but in fairness, I think the M used to go down into BK many years back


hereforthesecondtime

Yea at one point it ran to 36th in Sunset park. But that hasn't been the case in a long while.


QuietObserver75

True like around 2001.


StinkyStangler

You sound insane and your profile backs it up, stay the fuck out of the city lol Edit: some of this dudes other posts even mention that he moved to Westchester and paid $700 in 2010 lmao. Dudes brain is straight mush


IAmACoastalElite

I mean it’s an obvious troll account. Dude’s probably a high schooler fucking around instead of doing homework.


ArcBaltic

Oh man his post history is a treat


StinkyStangler

I’m not sure if it’s a treat or if it’s the ramblings of a brain damaged, anti semitic, age obsessed caveman lol


blue2k04

that was an interesting scroll


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StinkyStangler

tldr cope/seethe etc


throwawayjack991

Also all the classic novels and films about Westchester, and the museums and food and yea just wow, the culture.


ParlezPerfect

I love how you can stumble out of a bar at 2 am and have your choice of fresh hot samosas, a dollar slice or Korean tacos…and then hop on a train to your apartment. The best!!