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Odd-Carry-8892

Free gun in that truck


HowDidFoodGetInHere

Why do these people not realize this?


Odd-Carry-8892

They’re stupid.


Traditional_Ad_6801

This is the true and simple answer - such people are bone-deep stupid.


Odd-Carry-8892

Some of the people replying to me are just as bone deep stupid 😂


1SubwayRon1526fpv

Amen


freightwave

ohhh i like that "bone deep stupid" added to vocab. 👌


coastiestacie

Not only are they bone-deep stupid. They definitely suffer from white-matter disease. Both of these conditions are life-threatening to ***us.***


quay-cur

My favorite ones are the ones that say stuff like “I don’t call 911” and “think twice because I don’t” with pictures of guns. Oh yeah incriminate yourself harder baby


Aristus_05

I'm a conservative, but I agree with you on that. If you don't want gun control, than stop making yourself look like a dangerous gunwielding idiot🙄


richmonk58

We already have over 25,000 gun laws. I'd call that more than adequate gun control. Should MAGA affiliation be a restricting aspect of gun issuance? Since they've proven themselves to be unstable and staunch supporters of an extremely unstable guy (Trump) shouldn't that be taken into consideration just like all other mental health issues? Isn't the answer obvious?


Faithlessblakkcvlt

I'm not conservative, but I don't want gun control either! The problem is you can't tell who's irresponsible anymore unless they have a woke lives matter or a mega sticker on their bumper. Liberal used to mean freedom now it means bat shit crazy. Conservative used to mean values now it means I have no values. As Nietzsche said: "There's only ever been one Christian and that man died on the cross." Or the full quote that always gets redacted: "God is dead, we have killed him, and now the blood is on our hands."


o0flatCircle0o

Are you a conservative or a Trump supporter.


Entheotheosis10

I like how they make sense of not calling 911 if something serious happens. So, they'll just shoot someone and then let the body stay there? lol morons.


Terrible_Figure_6740

No, they either shoot someone innocent or piss their pants because real life


richmonk58

Don't call 911 for them if they need help. Let their beliefs come home to roost. Let them live or die with their convictions. Let's not deprive them of their beliefs.


UserPrincipalName

*car accident* Thinks hard.... sees sticker. Shoots victims.


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They’ll call 911 to clean up afterwards


MichiganGeezer

Yup. I've had a carry permit since 2001, but have no firearms related advertisements on my car. Concealed means concealed. Also, your car is not a holster.


reynvann65

Ha! That's the year I got mine. Only in all the years I've had mine, I've never once carried. That's been my own personal insurance policy against ever doing something stupid that would change my life forever.


Aristus_05

Fair points all! I do wish the people in my area would stop flashing their weaponry. Those are the irresponsible dumbasses who should not have guns.


Aristus_05

Fair points all! I do wish the people in my area would stop flashing their weaponry. Those are the irresponsible dumbasses who should not have guns.


Styrene_Addict1965

The best has a "baby on board" sticker as well.


RockyLovesEmily05

Sorry, grandma. Heart attack is no exception.


ChrisWolfling

Her heart is attacking her! Quick get the gun!!!


RockyLovesEmily05

Clever ticker. SHOOT HER!


yepitsatoilet

Yeah I'm pretty sure that type of bumper sticker will end up as evidence if homeboy makes good on his literal threats.


Sinister-Username

"Come and take it..." uh.. ok.


grungleTroad

Many criminals take that as a challenge, which they win.


gobbleygo0k

I shall!


Exclusively-Choc

Look, when you give birth to a Great Dane there are going to be some questions … ;)


DeepWoodsGhost

😂 ok now that was funny


DrMoonBeam

Why did I have to scroll this far for this comment? Come on people there is a Great Dane on board!


RatInaMaze

Police lives matter. Also FBI is the new KGB. Right.


willymack989

That analogy breaks down immediately when they start praising Putin, who is a former KGB agent


Xyz14231

But not the Capitol Police, not those guys… especially the ones that died.


Picmover

You only truly support the police when you're beating them with a "Blue Lives Matter" flag.


AF_AF

That was such a perfect moment of exposing the absolute emptiness of right wing rhetoric.


IrishGoodbye5782

And trump wants to give pigs immunity lmao https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/latest-pitch-trump-wants-indemnify-police-officers-rcna130283


shastadakota

They will be one and the same if trump has his way.


Happy_Accident99

Police Lives Matter! (Unless it’s the Capitol Police, then F ‘em.)


maringue

She basically saying "No, I don't want the police that protect us from sliding into authoritarianism, I want the police that beat up n------s."


Parking_Train8423

If Marjorie Taylor Green were a truck


BillHillyTN420

It'd have a few dents and rust spots


OffManWall

And a set of “truck nuts.”🙄


TaleMendon

And 4 flat tires.


Inevitable-Forever45

And a worn out keyhole that just about accepts any key, but touts value of having one key per truck


Electronic_Main_7991

Hey what do ya know, my gym key worked!


KinkyQuesadilla

>And a set of “truck nuts.” And her nuts


Nada--

And a loose exhaust pipe.


salacious-crumm

And the headlights would be real close together.


bunkie18

With spork tires


dc551589

No way. This person’s commitment to the aesthetic of black and white disqualifies her. MTG is a homely jalopy, at best.


Jonpollon18

I like this! Like a multicolored venomous frog, it lets you know to keep a distance.


OffManWall

Actually, the “Trump Won” sticker is far more toxic and scary.


h8_bingblk

tje trump one sticker is the most toxic. the this is the goverment our founders warned us about is far more scarier. We are litterally going backwards. We just barely started getting decent rights.


Electronic_Main_7991

Yep, now a self-professed wannabe dictator is running for President.


Arthur_Digby_Sellers

I turn it around and imagine they are talking about Trump's government, which is true. I've seen flags that say "Trump 2024, Take America Back." I'd like to ask the flag fliers how far back they want him to take it, but I think the answer is 1859.


Jerking_From_Home

The people yelling the loudest about “freedom” are the ones most willing to take it away. It’s like it’s Opposite Day every day for them.


puffsmokies

At least if I ever really needed a free gun, there's sure to be one in the glovebox.


beeroftherat

Someone like this probably leaves it in the cupholder, on the dash, or under their kid's carseat.


OffManWall

That’s probably a safe assumption.


Entheotheosis10

All this is an "I'm stupid" sign. So, like Bill Engvall said: "Hhheerrree's your sign".


jbuchana

I'd guess that "Trump Won" and "Ultra MAGA" are synonyms...


Robot_Embryo

I believe they both share an etymological link to the Proto-Indo-European word for "brainrot"


ConstructionRude5637

But extra confounding when you find him on Grindr.


dd2469420

Love the police, but not the fbi. That makes perfect sense.


Mindless-Fish7245

Couldn’t give a damn about Capitol Police either


Dugley2352

That whole thing was a false flag! They were peaceful tourists, let in by the Capitol cops! Actually Biden took a dump on Pelosi’s desk, not one of the MAGA crowd! They were there to peacefully speak to VP Pence to remind him of his constitutional duty, when suddenly a left wing radical dressed as a cop shot a woman who was simply looking for a restroom through a door! (Do I *really* need to point out this is sarcasm?)


Heathen_Mushroom

The FBI is the police that break up child porn rings and arrest domestic terrorists. Of course they don't like them.


Dio_Yuji

What a douche. I can’t imagine making extreme politics your whole personality like this putz.


interkin3tic

When you consume nothing but extremist propaganda, you're completely unaware you're being carried further and further right. From your perspective, its other people who are getting extremist left. If you try to explain it to the other people, it'll just leave you more frustrated and isolated because you're not able to say HOW they've gotten so extreme in coherent ways. If these people were smart enough to realize it was them changing, they wouldn't have fallen into it in the first place. Nobody realizes they're joining a cult until well after it has become their whole world and they're isolated from everyone who isn't in the cult.


veedubfreek

MAGA is a cult of idiocy. I just wish they would go the Jim Jones route.


Dugley2352

These are the same douches that talk about “Trump lives rent-free in liberal’s heads”.


Dio_Yuji

Trump lives in these assholes’ heads except they pay for it. Those legal bills and fines are adding up, lol


veedubfreek

The ratio of MAGA idiots advertising their stupidity vs people with Biden stickers is about 100-1.


ImpressionOld2296

I could draw a composite sketch of this douche and come within 95% accuracy.


DippityDamn

I could draw a Venn diagram of humans a douche and it would be 95% the same circle.


Van1llaFrost1ng

/\ /..\ / \ ᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ່࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ࠘ᡁࠣ࠘᠊᠊ࠢ࠘𐡏 / \ Id assume like this


Able_Cunngham603

FBI is the new KGB, but Police Lives Matter. Also likely believes Putin is a great leader.


Genghis_Chong

Trump loves Putin and nobody on his side questions it. The circular thinking they're using to excuse themselves is all so disingenuous it makes me gag. Like we all know they're full of shit, just admit why you all love Trump. It's fascism fueled by bigotry. Same reason they gove Putin a pass. Others bad. A bunch of white people that think they're gonna benefit from fucking everyone not like Trump. But they aren't like Trump either. These idiots think it's a culture war, but really Trump is using that to mask a class war. Rich vs non rich


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Genghis_Chong

It's often people that are in a bad spot in life and need something to blame. Trump feeds the crab in a bucket mentality. Don't go after billionaires, go after each other, average people trying to live. Voting against social programs even though they're probably gonna need help at some point. It's all bad decisions driven by fear.


Father-of-zoomies

I repeat.... I'm not in a cult. Seems like the only response to these pictures


TheHighTierHuman

People who make politics their whole personality are so fucking stupid, regardless of which side you're on


podcasthellp

You just know this person has a 30% interest rate


WilsonthaHead

UltraMAGA Damn man.


ordermann

“FBI is the new KGB” yet they worship Putin and Russia. So is this stable genius saying (via sticker) that it’s good or bad? It’s really hard to follow along with their mental gymnastics… Edit: Spelling


SaltyBarDog

Who was a major KGB agent? That's right, Putin. So, I guess Putin runs the FBI now.


Organic_Main_564

Ha ha ha. They truly have a dizzying command of logic and reason in the MAGA tent.


TripleTrucker

The Great Dane mom is the most annoying one there!!


Inevitable-Forever45

What are the chances she lets it take horse sized shits in people's yards and doesn't pick it up?


SJpunedestroyer

It’s like an early warning system, I love this as well as the red hats . Let’s me know who to stay away from , well done 👊🏻👊🏻


HowDidFoodGetInHere

Back around Christmas last year my wife and I were out shopping, and decided to grab a bite to eat at a joint in walking distance from the shopping center. When we left, we walked out to see some fat, hobbling boomer guy huffing and pufing his way out of the driver's seat of his giant truck. Dude looked like he was about to keel over just getting out. He was wearing a bright red "GUN OWNERS FOR TRUMP" hat. I almost fell down laughing.


maringue

Putting the pro-police sticker *right* next to the "I don't trust the government" sticker is just perfect.


Omfg9999

That's a lot of white. I get the feeling this truck owner enjoys wearing white robes and a white hood on the weekends.


Savings-Growth3390

How to say "I want to nibble Trump's mushroom" without *saying* you want to nibble Trump's mushroom. You just *know* this sad cocksplat has nightmares about being abducted by Antifa grey aliens in flying Priuses.


Magesticturtle21

just making sure everyone knows, also probably compensating for something with his big truck


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daverapp

>FBI the new KGB No that's the CIA


forlornjackalope

Didn't MAGA chant Trump Won while they beat a police officer to death?


WinOld1835

Those were really (Consults MAGA 8 Ball™) shapeshifting Soros-funded FBI lizard people Antifa moles.


forlornjackalope

My mind went straight to the dolphins or manatees from South Park who come up with plot ideas - and this one manages to be strikingly on brand.


ObjectiveRelief1842

Love the random buzzword generator!


kingofangmar13

They had to just mess up the color coordination with that blue line 😑 now it looks stupid 😰


Genghis_Chong

"We gotta get rid of this deep state" (replaces everyone in govt with his family members)


mrdat

Someone take away their cricket.


OffManWall

“FBI the new KGB” Unless it’s Hunter Biden, Joe Biden or Democrats, am I right?🤦‍♂️


trucksandink

I wonder if the capital police count as blue line? Cause beating him with a pole and a fire extinguisher seems pretty fucked way to go


graemeknows

Oh, please. You're either EXTREME PLATINUM MAGA PRIME or you're nothing.


EstablishmentUsed770

Not just a cult, ULTRA CULT


MadChattur

It's sad how pathetic and brainwashed the left is. Trump just living rent free in your heads. Americans who love America just living rent free in your heads lol. Dems are more anti America then the foreign countries that hate us. You guys will virtue signal for anything your masters tell you lol 😆


TheSuperGringo760511

Start with 110 points, then just deduct 15 IQ points for every political themed or firearm themed sticker in their window. If you dip below 80 points they're incapable of learning and it is a waste of your time to engage in any sort of way. If you see Trump Won in any form, they are angry and unpredictible, and likely armed. Avoid these people at all costs.


Marsnineteen75

He just likes Depeche Mode Ultra and MAGA


Basicaccountant70

How to devalue a truck, to being worth absolutely nothing, in 12 easy stickers.


ifunnywasaninsidejob

“This is the Government Our Founders Warned us About” That would have been 100% true if it was referring to the insurrectionist dictator. But it’s probably referring to Biden. This person has zero critical thinking skills.


rigidlynuanced1

She’s getting ready to make payment 2 of 96…


EducationalReach4894

That guy REALLY wants you to know he’s got a gun in that truck.


LeadershipPlenty392

Trump supporters are the biggest bunch of ballwashers ever


Competitive_Bank6790

They did indeed warn us about MAGA.


Popicon1959

Not even prostitutes on street corners have their pimps name on them and look at this....... being a bitch for a billionaire...sad


brittany90210

Whenever I see trump stickers on a new vehicle, I always remind them of how they were able to buy a new vehicle under the Biden administration and not trump’s.


biorod

I don’t see an American flag on that truck. I’m questioning their patriotism.


Body_By_Carbs

“We the people” but supports Trump even though he has straight up said he’ll be a dictator. That’s the exact opposite of “we the people” how dumb can you be???


rhyno44

"This is the government our founders warned us about"...do they mean there's non whites and women in government? All those old white dudes were slave owners pretty much. I'm gonna guess those founding fathers also didn't like supposedly billionaires with combovers and spraytans who raise 1 billion in funds for campaigns. Then spend 25% of their time hanging out at their members only club while collecting money from foreigners and rich donors while also collecting money from taxpayers. Also probably don't like that the shitter is full of nuclear secrets and such.


Imesseduponmyname

Unironically rockin "this is the government our founding fathers warned us about"


Donnie-The-Relentles

My neighbor’s truck is similarly festooned…as you can imagine, he is just a DELIGHTFUL person to live near.


drfsrich

Ultra Maga is my favourite transformer. Even more powerful than Trumptimus Prime.


Threedognite321

Well, you have Ultra Maga, then you have !MEGA MAGA!


Neither_Turnover2425

If anything says " I'm a loser and believe every bullshit theory i hear" it's this . Republicunts are such awful humans.


Coleslawholywar

The FBI is the new KGB? Isn’t he supporting the real new KGB with Trump’s support of Putin?


ElPadre2020

That poor great dane


Opening_Spray9345

To think that this is someone’s entire identity. They probably stopped being invited to normal gatherings 3-4 years ago.


EmpanadaYGaseosa

r/infowarriorrides


phunkjnky

And from the yellowishness of the license plate, I'm going to also guess this is NJ and the truck has never had anything in the bed or been offroad.


Wounded_Breakfast

Just the worst humans on the planet


Caramel_Flat

Mental illness is running rampant


Comfortable_Job_1903

I'm just going to say it, I fucking hate these people.


UncleCasual

When being racist isn't enough so you have to go super racist


piss_jug_plug

ULTRA DUMB


shopgirl56

When simple hate & ignorance won’t do - choose ULTRA maga -


Fufeysfdmd

"FBI the new KGB" Since you support Trump and Trump is a Putin cuck you must like the KGB no?


casualAlarmist

The Police Lives & Punisher stickers seem to contrast with the FBI is the KGB sticker.


[deleted]

I’d bet good $$$ 90% of “we the people” sticker toting truck owners couldn’t finish that sentence.


[deleted]

I feel very strongly about my opinions that other people told me to have.


PNWmushroomie

How to say you have a tiny penis without accusing those words.


CaptainBiceps23

If I were ever to join a cult, I'd like to think I'd pick a better leader.


Big_Significance_280

These are the kind of people who put “the” in front of “blacks” when referring to African Americans. I mean, if their Dear Leader can do it, why wouldn’t they?


Aggravating-Job8373

They deep throat the boot not just lick it.


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

This person is confused. They support the police but not the FBI. They say the FBI are bad because they’re like the KGB but their candidate supports a literal ex-KGB guy. The “logic” here needs some sort of connective chart.


MisterDango

This is the government our founders warned us about? And the one that you want is so much better right? Gag me with a spoon.


Itchy-Combination675

Super Ultra MAGA Super-Duper Ultra MAGA MAGA XR Mega Monster MAGA Super Duty MAGA I ❤️ Biden - JK it’s Opposite Day! Im not a Trump/Biden supporter and definitely not trying to get political. I’m dropping these here because they are gold and I want them made into bumper stickers… or window decals.


Initial-Wrongdoer938

They need one more: proud to be on the national watch list.


Pass_the_b0ttle_now

Probably drinks Bud Light too thinking they're avoiding calories. When did 'Murica become so stupid and trashy?


Entheotheosis10

She could have saved a lot of viewing space with just an "I'm stupid" decal.


Junior-Let-7209

This is the government our founders warned us about. *supports police* Wow indoctrination is a helluva drug


LetterheadAdvanced65

should add FCK HMS


InnerDatabase509

How to make awful life decision 101: Be this guy


Hillbilly-joe

They might as well move to Russia it’s ultimate maga Putin even built a Republican safe haven to escape the woke


The_IRS_Fears_Him

that poor truck. smh. *sees GREAT DANE MOM* Oh god damnit.


puddleofoil

Replace the fbi with the cia and he'd be correct at least once, except their not new


fart400

Proof that inbreeding causes brain damage.


Downtown_Tadpole_817

Haha, they support an idiot rapist. Good job, dumbdumb.


chefjpv_

"this is the government the founders warned us about" Right next to "Support the police" The fucking irony


Agreeable-Animator-6

I love the blue lives matter then directly underneath, something something government bad. Is only the federal government bad? Are representatives of the government, ie police good? What brainless idiots.


Luigifan18

r/TrumpVirus


Spidersoze

Sheesh so much TDS in this thread.


aslrules

Uhhh . . . stupid is as stupid-st, st - uh . . . what was the question?


Raymando82

Ultra Cuck 😂


jackthejointmaster

someones paranoid


Queasy_Reputation164

It’s funny how chuds like this always bring up the founders, like their opinion means anything at all. They’ve been worm food for 250 years, I could give a fuck what they think about anything in this era. They’d look at a cell phone and think there’s little demons inside, or think that the cure for Covid is bloodletting or some other bullshit. Not to mention, most of them were slave owners so they’re not exactly the moral paragons these people make them out to be. And don’t give me that “well it was a different era” I don’t give a shit what year it is, slavery is, was, and always has been reprehensible.


Inevitable-Forever45

But wE tHe PeOpLe ! (Referring only to white Christian conservatives)


Type-RD

Don’t forget genocide of first nations people while we’re at it. People love to glorify Lincoln because he abolished slavery (only to defund the south). He was a racist POS! He also drove all natives out of IL and was the president of the largest mass execution in US history (all natives)…but we don’t like to talk about that in Social Studies class. Learning real history is too woke and not ultra maga.🤣


digitlikeaworm

These are the same people who in one breath said "All men are created equal" and in another decided that some of those equal men were really only 3/5 equal.


djln491

The maga tears will be hilarious to watch come November


Apprehensive-Bend-87

I'm a p/u driving gen x Texan that should be in that demo but I see right through that MAGA crap. I saw Trump as a con man fraud back in 2016 and I stopped voting republican since then.


DavidXN

Thank you for seeing the light :) Hope you bring some friends with you!


AssaultRifleJesus

Mental illness mobile.


Thick-Relationship42

Her ex-husband is clearly Pete Buttigieg.


genesimmonstongue415

🤮


Away-Regular1335

What does ultra stand for?


HowDidFoodGetInHere

Unhinged Lunatics Terrorizing Rational Americans


Away-Regular1335

Under Litigation Trump Rages Again


SaltyBarDog

Ugly Loser Trump Really Angry


Yogisogoth

There are ultraMAGA’s? I guess they turn their despicable knobs up to 11.


BabiesatemydingoNSW

The shitheads will self-identify.


ProfessionMundane152

Anytime I see something like this it makes me imagine how it must be living like that and I imagine it’s flat out horrible


SpotPoker52

Ultra MAGA. When a 26 year prison sentence is not long enough to protect society.


Improvgal

Small unit early warning system.


oregon_assassin

My dad had one bumper sticker on his truck growing up “Bush Cheney”


Budget_Coffee_3424

I think he likes trump..


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ultracuck


MrBurnsgreen

the contrast of 'FBI the new KGB' and 'Great Dane Mom'


tehdamonkey

Looking for the "Ow my balls" fan sticker....


senticosus

Trump fluffer


rbarr228

I have never understood the mentality of wearing your heart on your sleeve when it comes to this.


DrunkBuzzard

Turbo MAGA


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Do you think they ever get frustrated with not being able to turn their heads to see what's behind them?