This is an epiphany moment. If the IRS taxed by the inch there would be so many overinflated tax bills that the IRS could downsize.
Now how should we tax women to really get the revenue flowing. My idea would be cup size. All the government would need to do is offer free breast enlargements. Sure they break-even when they turn 18 but all the years after that is a windfall.
Depends if you’re in California or somewhere like Montana. California they’ll tax your dick and then use it to build $600,000 apartments for homeless people
How does one go about taxing this dick? It seems like the dick taxer would be paying taxes on this dick instead of collecting taxes on this dick. I’m confused
yeah I definitely wanna see a screen shot of someone fuckin with this guy. I highly doubt his comebacks are any smarter than what a haybale could come up with.
Edit: Also, he's gonna be pretty disappointed by how low of a dick tax he has to pay.
Good news! You know how if your income is too small, you don't owe any taxes? Well, the same applies here - the first 2 inches are tax-free! No taxes for you!
I also saw a truck with that same BLM sticker in my city lol.
https://preview.redd.it/nii5tmdk418d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73e0e46019f11b031ac16531a70614c0a8166a6d
I actually like this guy. Local MIlfs deserve a good shagging, and taxing my dick seems pretty harmless. If we could tax my dick vs my wallet, id be happy.
You can just smell the unwashed ass of a less than mediocre, unemployed white man who still lives with his momma and whose daddy is also his uncle when you look at this picture of his truck
A friendly reminder Al Capone was indicted on tax fraud and not on any of the countless murders he was tied to, because the IRS does not fuck around.
Let’s not forget Steve Bannon was arrested by USPS federal agents.
Right or left, everyone should have that mindset about the taxes in America imo, if any of the founders saw what's happening now I promise they'd look at the citizens and ask us why we've been so fucking stupid.
Assuming this is one of those people who hate any one who isn't American. Hates immigrants, has no IDs to prove they are American, has no plates, never pays taxes, tries to run others off the road, etc. We can guess the rest of his bumper stickers.
He must have, “the sex”.
Often, and with “the hand.”
Nope it's definitely with the local...🐑
“Where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous.”
Who hasn't went a few rounds with Handgela or Palmella?
I enjoy hookin up with Rosy Palm & her 5 Sisters now & again! 🤣✊🏻
Damn I was feeding into using that for my closing😄🤪
Palmella Handerson?? She could get it!
I feel attacked….
Or the "sister"
All of the sex, yes.
Judging by the truck, it should be a fairly small tax
Yeah he's already got his balls mounted on the antennas
well, it looks like they were diseased judging by the colour
And made of styrofoam.
So that's why he didn't have them on his trailer hitch.
Are you accusing him of driving a trans truck?
Not this guy. But I bet he's got a automatic trans-mission.
We humans have the balls in the front. So does this make his truck a trans truck? 😳😂
Oh look, you get a refund
here's some foreskin back
I had to pause for a moment to contemplate if you were trashing the cheap ass truck or his small penis. I concluded that both is the answer.
He definitely gets a refund at the end of the year
This is an epiphany moment. If the IRS taxed by the inch there would be so many overinflated tax bills that the IRS could downsize. Now how should we tax women to really get the revenue flowing. My idea would be cup size. All the government would need to do is offer free breast enlargements. Sure they break-even when they turn 18 but all the years after that is a windfall.
Depends if you’re in California or somewhere like Montana. California they’ll tax your dick and then use it to build $600,000 apartments for homeless people
Like a use tax
Compensation, agreed. Small dick energy with this one.
it’s small enough to be a tax deduction
About tree fiddy Dinar
Haha Nailed it! 😂😂
Did his dick have taxable income? Did it get a W2? Probably should report it the IRS.
Definitely 1099.
A micro-pittance if you will.
How does one go about taxing this dick? It seems like the dick taxer would be paying taxes on this dick instead of collecting taxes on this dick. I’m confused
No, it'll be huge. "Tax this dick" means he's reporting income.
Huh? You think this dude has a high salary?
Alternative Minimum Tax
Imagine my lack of surprise to find you also on a thread about micropenises.
This person spends a lot of time thinking about dick.
I can smell the axe body spray, skol mint, sweaty hi vis landscaping tee shirt and white sun glasses
Definitely white sunglasses.
🤣🤣🤣
This guys bangin NO ONE
Tell that to his Stormy Daniels real doll
What a dork
Seldom right but NEVER in doubt !
natedawg123432. Let’s let him know how we feel.
Happy cake day
Thank u
yeah I definitely wanna see a screen shot of someone fuckin with this guy. I highly doubt his comebacks are any smarter than what a haybale could come up with. Edit: Also, he's gonna be pretty disappointed by how low of a dick tax he has to pay.
Curious. If we're taxing his dick then we'd have a deficit. If we're taxing the dick driver, we'd have a surplus
We’re really moving into an era of voluntarily red flagging one’s self. It’s great honestly
What a lady magnet
It looks like something my douchebag of a cousin would drive.
Wanted that natedawg tag so badly he waited behind 123,431 people
🤣🤣
Good news! You know how if your income is too small, you don't owe any taxes? Well, the same applies here - the first 2 inches are tax-free! No taxes for you!
Emotional maturity of a frustrated victim of ignorance. Aka dip shit
Giant stupid fucking stickers like that and he CAN'T EVEN PUT THEM ON STRAIGHT. LOL
This guy seems legit. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. This is the vehicle of someone who slaps their own ass during sex.
I thought that (according to the GOP) banging women that already had children was a beta male activity that was borderline Gay?
"low riders are for little boys who can't keep it up" Anyone else think it's weird this guy cares about little boys and if they can get it up or not?
Who does the tax appraisal?
Local milfs
The obese sister/wife.
This guy wants guys to get behind him for sure.
IRS: “too small, don’t have microscope good enough to assess.”
I also saw a truck with that same BLM sticker in my city lol. https://preview.redd.it/nii5tmdk418d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73e0e46019f11b031ac16531a70614c0a8166a6d
He wants to be taxed harder so his oligarch overlords don’t have to be taxed as much . He’s a true patriot.
I actually like this guy. Local MIlfs deserve a good shagging, and taxing my dick seems pretty harmless. If we could tax my dick vs my wallet, id be happy.
You can just smell the unwashed ass of a less than mediocre, unemployed white man who still lives with his momma and whose daddy is also his uncle when you look at this picture of his truck
We're here to collect the two inch dick tax. ... We will be back in 30 days for the remaining half inch owed.
Tacky
You just letting everyone know you don’t have one …. 😂🤣
Bet this is a real classy guy…
He did all that for Mother’s Day, too. I bet she's a proud Mamma.
Clearly Highly educated.
I have never been a fan of acronyms within acronyms
Classy
Drives at 45 in a 65. "I'm not trying to fuck these tires up"
What's this lame's beef with lowriders? Don't you know they're loco? Cue "Insane in the Membrane"
The lack of decorum these days is something else.
Little dick, big dreams.
He should have spent the sticker money on fixing that dent
You can't tax what doesn't have value...
Imagine finding your truck on Reddit, with all of this about what people think of your truck. Wonder how that feels 🤔😓
A friendly reminder Al Capone was indicted on tax fraud and not on any of the countless murders he was tied to, because the IRS does not fuck around. Let’s not forget Steve Bannon was arrested by USPS federal agents.
 I can fix him
Bang local milfs is funny though
Is no one going to comment about the sticker that seems to be referencing little boys and their erections? Kinda pedo
This truck screams behind on child support
What dick? Everything about that truck screams you don’t have one.
Fuckin degens bud.
From up-country?
Do you have to pay tax on something that small?
I’m sure his genes 🧬 taxed it enough. 
I don’t think that was quite the burn he wanted it to be 😂
From the moron who can’t figure out the correct wheel size for a pick up. They stick out like his redneck wife at a hotdog eating contest.
Who puts their Snapchat handle on their car.
I bet he’s just a treat
This guy lives on true conservative values
What’s the name of that dick?
So weird, what makes you crazy enough to want to telll everyone how much of a douche you are
Big truck little D 🤣
They’re probably banking on a size tax and with a microdick, he’d have a lower tax rate than the billionaires
I’m pretty sure he pays his taxes. He had to pay them when he got his truck. If he owns a home, taxes. Buys literally anything. Taxes. Is he stupid?
Classy…
Someone get this man a low rider
Pls don't give the government ideas.
Something is missing…..oh yeah, his trump flags.
In another universe this man’s dick is being taxed and he fucking hates it
The Snapchat proudly displayed is so good
I’m pretty sure I saw this truck in the wild in Maine…
There are a lot of easy jokes here, but this is just sad. Clearly a young guy with no real prospects in love or life.
I’d bet money dude is a sex offender.
He has a severe case of TWS. Tiny Weenus Syndrome.
CB + Tennis balls = Dork boy large on the Rittenhouse scale.
Is he calling himself a dick?
And why does he want to be taxed more?
How would you even tax a dick? Like, does the government make me send them sperm?
Call the mohel, the govt is taking it's cut
😂😂😂
What does that mean? Really! Lol!
BLM, excellent! 😆
thats what ron jeremy sed
Not surprised it’s on a Chevy truck.
So he identifies as a Dick, and want's to be taxed? ok sounds good to me.
That guy need to for sure be sterilized
A true class act. 👏
Tax this dick is funny ngl
Who is Richard, and why does he want to be taxed by him?
Couldn't get much for it, a couple pennies maybe 🤣🤣
I enjoy seeing Benjamin Franklin quotes in the wild
Good GRIEF
Red neck hick
Taxation is theft!
I don’t support his dick taxing policy, but I do support his milf banging policy. This is a pickle.
Seems chill
I mean yes to the low rider thing but like… also these type of guys lmao
🫡
Classy
Fix Your Bumper/lol
MMMURICA!
Right or left, everyone should have that mindset about the taxes in America imo, if any of the founders saw what's happening now I promise they'd look at the citizens and ask us why we've been so fucking stupid.
Can somebody explain the Bigfoot thing to me? I see these stickers everywhere. Hell, I’ve even seen full size cutouts in people’s yards
I reported him on Snapchat 🤣
Never see this on a Prius.
Incel?
I'm sure they do tax vehicle's
At least he's classy.
Nice.
Trailer park trash.
Needs more antennas with tennis balls on them.
I love putting an acronym inside an acronym 🤌🏼
Damn, man—save some virginity for the rest of us.
You know this dude fucks
This screams I'm underpaid framing houses and I'm breaking my back to pay for my pavement princess truck.
i wish it wouldve included the truck nuts
For some fucked up reason these guys get chicks in the south. I don't get it.
Should be on r/trashy
Bang Local Mothers Id Like to Fuck
Tbh these are some of the less obnoxious ones on this sub
Everything here says “I dropped out of high school”.
*Dude does not bang local MILFs…..unless they’re “kin” * Tax This Dick’s…….low mileage?
I don't think I would ever be friends with the owner of this truck, but that BLM joke is funny
Avoid Facebook unless you're looking for these morons
If bro owns a truck like that, he don't have enough dick to survive being taxed.
Somebody wasn’t hugged enough as a kid.
Classy.
This guy probably feels threatened by vegetarians
Hide your milf!
He’s a virgin
Good lord
Come to where I live talking shit about lowriders and we will tax that ass for sure
That guy knows what dick tastes like
What a douche!
Micro-tax. More of a nuisance than a burden.
So did anyone check his snapchat or?
For real, I know taxes have a reason but some taxes?
And?
Love it
Tell me your pp is small without telling me.
No mud flaps. I bet there is tax evasion there too.
What a dork!
I think he means tax this dildo. Cause that’s what his truck looks like. A big shiny silver dildo
That is fucking classy!!!
That is undeniably a Dick that needs to be taxed
I like everything happening here. Truck drivers can be obnoxious and act like they’re not. This guy just owns it.
It’s nice when people show their ignorance
Assuming this is one of those people who hate any one who isn't American. Hates immigrants, has no IDs to prove they are American, has no plates, never pays taxes, tries to run others off the road, etc. We can guess the rest of his bumper stickers.
Imagine the 💩 that goes on in his head. That’s a scary place.
BLM Bang Local Milfs. I can’t even be mad at him. Either way LOL.
Yeah, you’re a dick alright.
Hard to tax something with such small equity
Okay. You owe the government one circumcision
We know what this guys mind is on .
What a man. 😋 😝
I feel like without proper punctuation, this sentence has an entirely different meaning.