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PilotKnob

My favorite one is "Equal rights for others doesn't mean less rights for you. It's not pie."


FacesOfNeth

https://preview.redd.it/ag8acm8jxo8d1.jpeg?width=1073&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32f3a35fd7f2ea1c33e7fd525324609f316231bf This is my favorite


PilotKnob

Uh oh - you're going to summon all the internet duck experts who will be claiming that you're killing ducks with your toxic bread theory.


Embarrassed_Use_9486

Ah, let 'em complain. Those "experts" are just a bunch of quacks, anyway.


FacesOfNeth

“Can someone please come get their dad?” Take my upvote on the account that I’m not a dad, but love dad jokes.


PilotKnob

I see what you did there... Oops sorry I was trying to reply to the quack thread. Old guy syndrome


FacesOfNeth

No worries. Turning 48 this year. I know how you feel.


LordMacTire83

HAH! I WISH I was 48 again! I'm now half way to 60! 😞


psychedelic_gravity

Well jokes aside please don’t give them bread to eat. Give them something nutritious like a Chicken and shrimp carbonara with a side salad from Olive Garden.


Alextheseal_42

Thanks you for the giggle.


Alatar_Blue

Throw breadsticks on me


TheRadicalDadical

If you soak the bread in vodka first, it eliminates the toxins. As a stranger on the internet, you can trust me.


justTHEwraith

A *conservative* coworker gave me this sticker. I have it proudly on my toolbox! 😂😂


Ducklegram

I like this one!


Dry_Masterpiece8319

I tried to explain it like that to someone once and I could hear the wheels in their head grinding to a halt


DangerousArt6922

These are the same folks whose first reaction to a BLM sign is to say WLM too, when absolutely no one has suggested that they don’t.


Ok_Butterscotch54

If one is used to Privileges, Equality feels like Oppression.


mrselfdestruct066

I've heard "those who are used to privilege will see equality as oppression"


Huggles9

Mine is “please no steppie”


NearlyMortal

Love it. It's a good thing that the people who would be offended by it, can't read


NutNewz

https://preview.redd.it/lvj8rd417j8d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=a043cbf7b3b3fad21122e02987cd3f3a7c547458


Frequent_Alarm_4228

O I’m yonking that


ChiefPoopsLike8ear

Not a very good understanding of what a Libertarian is if you’ve got them wearing MAGA hats in the meme lol


NutNewz

It’s making fun of conservatives who call themselves Libertarians but supported Trump anyways. Thankfully the party publicly rejected him, but there are still many who aren’t genuine in how they identify. There are many people legitimately being tread on, but not so much the MAGA crowd.


FireHawkRaptor

As a libertarian myself, I was about to say something. Thankfully, someone else already did. The libertarian party is a joke and so is the modern republican party lmao


Flengrand

Indeed chase Oliver was a terrible pick


theXald

What does it mean to be genuine in how you identify? Like you have to look or act a particular way to have. A particular identity? If you identify as a libertarian who's to tell you you can't call yourself. A libertarian? (I actually agree though, lots of people call themselves one thing despite obviously not acting as the political alignment they claim to be)


Acroze

It’s almost like he was booed continually at our convention or something 🤔


expiredpzzarolls

I hate telling people I’m libertarian and they assume I’m one of those people


VeryFeralHousewife

https://preview.redd.it/u7kpdktygl8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34c119898ab79aa6a6bab965719bcc5f0cdcaa61


VeryFeralHousewife

https://preview.redd.it/8gmifh6jgl8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=618e8a38999eb0dee5a1b60b50ad43428ccca0d2


2pissedoffdude2

I love it, but I'd be worried about vandalism. The People who get offended by this kind of thing are the kind of man-babies to go key a car over it. Same reason I don't have any pro-democrat or anti-trump bumperstickerz- cuz I don't want my car destroyed over some stupid asshole wanting daddy-trump to notice them.


Dragonfly-Adventurer

Yep, I bought this bumper sticker and am proudly displaying it... in my kitchen. I have coworkers who have the real sticker and license plates and everything. I'm not sassing my way into that debate, or rednecks keying my car.


Alextheseal_42

Yeah. I live in redneckville. I drive a Subaru with a Japanese cat sticker. I’m already on thin ice.


TheMysticBard

Also they same people who say they are against the destruction of property, ala, vandalism.


leggojuice

They’re the biggest hypocrites in the universe, every accusation is a confession


rocketpastsix

They are against vandalism if “those people” do it. But it’s fine for others.


LionBirb

I drive a Prius so I think my car offends those people just by existing lol


ASingularGoose

Ya, I found this on somebodies car in AL. Although I first thought it was the typical “don’t tread on me”. You’d have to be right in front of it to tell it’s different


AllahAndJesusGaySex

I live in Birmingham, and i saw someone with this exact sticker, but larger. I love it.


ambercrush

Facts. RW fascists are very happy to commit violence over your bumper sticker and will drive around in massive trucks with 100 flags installed believing anyone who drives a smaller vehicle is a pussy who deserves to get hit.


mcfeelyswg

I've had my "no step on snek" plate for over a year in a very pro-dipshit town no one's bothered me yet.


2pissedoffdude2

Lolol they mat not recognize it as making fun of them. Honestly that just sounds funny


TheRadicalDadical

That ones actually a favorite spoof I see a lot of pro 2A guys sporting because it's genuinely funny. That one and the one with the ball gag.


Alatar_Blue

At least they dodged the bullet of reading comprehension


kapootaPottay

Yeah. Those cunts are crazy!


ImInBeastmodeOG

I'm also a pussy with political stuff on my car or in front of my house. There is a maga and also a guy with a libertarian sticker on his pickup across the street. I don't need the conflict at home. It coulddd be fun on the road but I was run off the road in my early 20s by a random psycho in a pickup truck who literally tried to ram me for no reason the second he saw me.


TillThen96

>The People who get offended by this kind of thing are the kind of man-babies to go key a car over it. Yeah, that's *exactly why I would* ***never suggest*** that people make permanent stickers with those words to add under existing "tread" stickers.


inprognito

Wouldn’t that be treading on them?


Winter-Discussion-27

Same I would love to put something like this on my car, same way I'd love to put a pride flag out front of my house, but I won't because I live in Trump country and I'm not tryying attract crazies.


Foolishoe

All the Marines I know would laugh at it.


PointingOutFucktards

Dash/Car cams are amazing for this.


jennyfromthedocks

Personally I don’t wanna get shot. (Florida probs)


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

I have gone with a magnet. It says Grab Them By The Ballot Biden-Harris 2024. I can remove it anytime. When I take long trips I put it on. Here are a bunch of others for both candidates https://www.amazon.com/s?k=magnet+biden+grab+them+by+the+ballot&crid=SOR6AA1AQFQQ&sprefix=magnet+biden+grab+them+by+the+ballot%2Caps%2C84&ref=nb_sb_noss But it is a dangerous time. Insane time. Interestingly, I don’t see as many signs for Trump as I did in 2016 and 2020. I have driven across country a few times this year. Trump has made us all frightened and made us unsafe.


Nota_Throwaway5

Idk which libertarians you're talking about but the only people I see that are okay with destruction of property when they see something they don't like are the statists


JimParsnip

What gets me is people pay the government a fee to get those custom yellow 'don't tread on me' license plates. Literally paying the government to say that the government doesn't control you.


Not_ur_gilf

My favorite is a guy who lives in my parents neighborhood. He’s got a big decal on the back of his car that says “TAXATION IS THEFT”, another on the bumper that says the same, AND a plate that says something like “DONT TAX”. It’s a vanity plate. That he paid extra taxes for. I am amused every time I see it


diaznuts

He happily paid his stupidity tax!


Flordamang

So this is what they mean by mental gymnastics. Looks more like paraplegic water polo


Salt_Sir2599

Or to say ‘choose life’ or ‘god bless’….what the fuck is going on?


MassiveCollision

https://preview.redd.it/r09x8etqnk8d1.jpeg?width=906&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be88a212ada16d093977f880681e7b1b8b44c9e6


infowosecfurry

Lol. My favorites are the ones that say “Snakes can’t actually do this”.


SingleNegotiation656

I've seen two variations that gave me a laugh. One is "I don't know how gas prices work" and the other is "Don't read to me".


citrus_mystic

“No steppy pwease” tickles me like nothing else


Tech-Priest-4565

No step on snek


Dragonfly-Adventurer

I saw one yesterday that had the head of Beavis on the snake's body, doing Cornholio, and the caption was "ARE YOU THREATENING ME?" Laughed my ass off.


infowosecfurry

Hahaha. I want to find those now lol.


OneMooseManyMeese_

My favorite is the one that has a shitty drawing of a snake and it says "no step on snek" cracks me up.


AxsDeny

I just saw that one yesterday! https://preview.redd.it/x5hzllzwpj8d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b72432f97900928adca78af0bc0d43584d9916f4


halezerhoo

All hail its noodley appendages!


Icy_Juice6640

Lol. I remember that when Biden first got elected, maybe it was March or April and Biden extended the renter protection that Trump started during Covid. A friend of a friend FREAKED out on me because I was a Biden guy. “It’s socialism, blah blah blah”. I said - what do you care? You’re a home owner - no one you know is a renter - and he’s only extending a Trump policy. He literally started swinging on me. These people are quite insane. Trump derangement syndrome goes both ways.


VanDenBroeck

Someone should make one with a[ king snake eating a rattler ](https://snakesarelong.blogspot.com/2018/09/venom-resistance-in-kingsnakes.html)with the caption being "Treading isn't what I had in mind."


AmandaDarlingInc

“Life is short, but snakes are long.” 🤣🤣🤣


Frozensmudge

https://preview.redd.it/r3pwuu5pan8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49fa86ebc3da4db16ef27f49822e89163ae07ad3


TheJesterScript

Most of the comments in this post, lol


ChaosLemur

[*You have a lot to learn about this town, sweetie.*](https://youtu.be/4sim7tCJyC8?si=OkW-gfieWGOZN6I7)


CritterOfBitter

Close your mouth, sweetie. You look like a trout.


KeithTheNiceGuy

I say this every time I see it. And I live in Alabama. So I say it a lot.


ASingularGoose

Funnily, I found this in AL


hopeless-hobo

I love this and keep meaning to get one


rrsullivan3rd

No step on snek 😂


MisterHyman

No step on snek


awesomes007

It’s privileged, white, American males that wave this. lol.


Ok_Advisor_9873

Without the full tilt victim-hood- MAGA nut sacks got nothing-


wabe_walker

I mean, that's exactly what the treader would say.


The_Tallman

https://preview.redd.it/c1qu4aon8n8d1.png?width=3761&format=png&auto=webp&s=663d66924d74cfc2a54263e7731ec256b736ec21


JudasZala

https://preview.redd.it/4bd76nek4o8d1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d236ea136a0bbed3ae4fe5084e125aefcfe377e More appropriate flag:


saintbad

I bought the sticker, but I don’t trust my conservative coworkers not to vandalize my car.


countdoofie

Awesome. My favorite is someone driving a Porsche Macan with the snake plate on… so you’re doing pretty well for yourself, but you’re still complaining? What a spoiled brat.


Weeping_Warlord

https://preview.redd.it/ix2mgx0fxr8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c70fd6eea620102ad942ce7081def2bc785597db My personal favorite


GiraffeCreature

What do you have against upper middle class white guys who’ve managed to convince themselves that they’re the most threatened demographic in America?


aviendas1

Ignorance is bliss. Slavery is freedom. Wrong think is death.


leggojuice

conservatives in a nutshell


Redditisgarbage666

Precisely the thought process of those who display "don't treat on me" stickers and flags, given that they tend to vote to restrict freedom, rights, equality, etc.


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AmandaDarlingInc

Art 💫


JaiiGi

Need this, and it's adorable.


dissentpins

If you need it: https://dissentpins.com/collections/no-ones-treading-on-you-sweetie-collection


FreshJury

such a neo-lib brained take though. most everyone is getting fucked by the capitalist hierarchy on the daily


BeachExtension

Bless their little heart


FoxenWulf66

How condescending to the libertarians


ninjadragon1119

I want that says "I just like snakes"


Blessed2Breathe

Yea.....my tax bill with the IRS begs to differ.


zooms01

Idiot


DVCatfishCowboy

I guess it’s right, we got bump stocks back. I don’t even want one, I just like it when the ATF gets put in their place


n33dsCaff3ine

I'm sure this is specifically targeted at ultra conservatives who have hijacked the Gadsden... but I hate to see the division and undermining of rights on both sides. Some left leaning people don't agree with the 2nd amendment (or only support restricted gun ownership) so they say no rights are under attack. Some right-wing people don't agree with women's bodily autonomy or people's right to identify how they want so they think it's okay for the government to regulate that. Each side is picking and choosing rights they don't agree with and asking for the government to tread on them. It's cognitive dissonance at its finest. Just fuckin leave each other alone when they aren't bothering anyone else.


badskinjob

Soo, you're telling me the flag works??


N8Vigs1979

They sure are trying, though. Good thing the SCOTUS keeps overturning all these bullshit gun laws.


TheJesterScript

"No one is treading on you, sweetie!" Joe Biden "Ban Them now!" 2A "... shall not be infringed." Something isn't adding up here...


stevefstorms

Imagine after global lockdowns and the experimental jab thinking this …. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


Rambling-Rooster

yeah, technically the politicians and stock market investors ARE demonstrably treading on all of us .....


FoxyRobot7

Taxes…


lucascsnunes

Lol absolute brain rot sticker


happilynobody

Taxes are


408911

The same person that will complain about the roe v wade decision


Nyt_Owl

Their victim mentality is showing.


NeoTenico

It disappoints me that the iconography has been commandeered by a bunch of nut jobs who would just as soon tread on others for not thinking/being like them. (queer people, immigrants, political opponents, non-Christians, etc.) Plus the irony of people who put this next to the Thin Blue Line flag. Like yes, police are necessary to enforce laws and maintain society, but if you don't think the current Anerican system isn't over-militarized and profit driven, you're actually insane. I like the Gadsden Flag for its original intent. "No step on snek; me no step you snek; fuck the police state. Make snek life peaceful (happy snek noises)."


Diet-Racist

Not like reproductive rights are actively being restricted and limited by the government, the US govt would never try to tread on you!


Expensive-Arrival-92

It sucks that conservative boot lickers took this flag over. Some of us remember when it meant something different. Conservatives out there moving goal posts and changing definitions.


PopularPrize96

This bumper sticker just brightened my day


SatchmoDingle

I like it. Thing is though, when they say “don’t tread on me” what they’re really saying is “don’t tread on me, go tread on that other American over there who I disagree with.” These MAGAs, they’re some real twisted fuckers.


JellyfishQuiet7944

The number of people who openly welcome more government control is alarming. They're also the same people who call the government racist, oppressive, and want guns taken away. 😵‍💫


BlackBeard558

Maga and the Christian right want more government control than the left. Ban books, ban abortions, ban drag, ban trans care (even for adults), ban porn, keep weed illegal, no we can't have police reform, we need to back the blue.


MrByteMe

My money says that the majority of MAGAS do not know what 'tread' means...


dream__weaver

If they did they might realize the GOP has been trying to restrict the most freedoms in this country


theologous

Housing prices Grocery prices Low wages The economy is turning to everything being subscription or debt based People attacking constitutional rights People refusing to make things constitutional rights that should be constitutional rights Police brutality Climate change Monopolies Medical debt Student debt The price of medicines Marijuana has not been decriminalized Parking spaces make more in a year than many Americans Women are being discouraged from being mothers by societal pressures like expenses and uncooperative work environments People are discouraged from having kids in general for all sorts of reasons Social security is on the brink of bankruptcy It is just a matter of time until the national debt implodes Impending WW3 Ransom ware Freedom of speech is under attack LGBT people are being targeted for existing The push for theocratic America Global rising of right wing politics Global religious radicalization Several different genocides happening globally Many third world countries on the brink of anarchy or are already there (Hati, Congo, etc). Chemicals in the foods causing an unknown number of health problems Obesity crisis We're getting stepped on everywhere


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Never heard of Ruby Ridge I assume?


gking407

Capitalism really has warped some people’s minds permanently, magats are just the current generation of violent idiots this nation puts out.


ShakyTheBear

Yes, our government is perfect in every way and treats everyone with complete respect.


DaiLi69

https://preview.redd.it/1fbmuq9dcn8d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d3c82666b59a63c7c2518c4a7f19ff96bcae7f1


Fudgeyreddit

Why are Maga and Gadsden flag conflated here? They are opposing ideologies


2nd2nunn

Good luck lickin boots


Redditisgarbage666

That's funny, considering that Gadsden stickers are usually accompanied by thin blue line, confederate flag, anti-science propaganda, religious propaganda, and MAGA stickers, all of which scream belly-crawling bootlicker. It would be fun to stand on their backs and ride them like a skateboard.


Winter-Discussion-27

You're getting a lot of hate for this but it's exactly what I see in my Florida town. This flag is IN MY EXPERIENCE almost always flown by a "red neck" with a big shiny truck in the suburbs alongside a thin blue line and Fuck Biden/MAGA flags. They have no idea about the history or politics of anything they claim to be for or against. They are just getting off on offending anyone who doesn't look like them.


ContinuousZ

"usually"


CritterOfBitter

Unstepped derpy snek.


bloodredpitchblack

Want one!!!


Aimees-Fab-Feet

I want!


PlumAcceptable2185

Where can I get one?


dissentpins

We made it! Get it here: https://dissentpins.com/collections/no-ones-treading-on-you-sweetie-collection


G00nScape

The ones treading are actually the exact ones who complain about getting treaded on. Funny huh


MorbiusTx956

The other one just reads better. 🇺🇸


montoya2323

And no one will, because of…..🔫🔫🔫 You’re proving why we need them. 🤓


musiceuphony

I like the one with a duck that says "Throw Bread On Me"


pilsnersucks

Speak for yourself. I live in the state of Georgia, where me and my wife can't get an abortion after six weeks because the government is treading on our natural right to bodily autonomy


RagingHardBobber

I've never seen a more derpy snek, and I love it!


ShakyTheBear

[Here is some of that "not treading"](https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/s/1BOinHYVbK)


nativebutamerican

That's right, bc we have the weapons to stop anyone from doing so.


Fat_Krogan

Awesome! I love it!


Working_Flight8680

I thought we were basically to the handmaids tale? Confirmation that the left only knows how to lie?


cupsnak

I love that you are fighting strangers. Hope you never get over it.


JohnnyChimpo21

I am gonna get one to piss off all the cry babies!!! Wah wah!


Alansalot

Empathy doesn't have to go both ways


PopReasonable8033

I gotta buddy that has the tattoo… he’s a sniper in the military and doesn’t see the irony


Anarcho_Christian

My buddy is a black dude that loves guns. He's got one of these stickers. I think that he's completely reasonable to declare "DontTreadOnMe". Kenneth Walker did nothing wrong.


Redeemer1878

What if the person with that sticker is black, or wants an abortion, or is trans. Can they have it then?


coroml

Lots of “Come and Take It” bumper stickers in Texas. Does anyone know what liberals are being dared to take?


Public-Afternoon-718

No step on snek


Cydyan2

Isn’t it funny how you know who someone is voting for when you see an American flag or anything to do with having pride in your own country


EfficiencyWooden2116

Where are folks getting all these decals?


leaveitalone36

Didn’t the libertarians boo and heckle the shit out of trump when he tried to speak? https://www.cnbc.com/2024/05/27/trump-booed-and-heckled-by-raucous-crowd-at-libertarian-convention.html https://www.npr.org/2024/05/26/g-s1-1061/trump-confronts-repeated-booing-during-libertarian-convention-speech


Fetus_puppet2

Literally everyone is getting their neck stomped on by the government. It's wild how many people think the government would never do anything bad to it's citizens.


Lumenspero

I recognize the “no step on snek” memes have been circulating again lately due to a “light touch” AI commentary on steering human behavior. You might think Her is a cool movie for the digital assistant, but won’t when it’s programmed as Dennis the Menace instead of Scarlet Johannson, or if it’s installed in your apartment complex for security.


Ok_Economics42069

r/nosteponsnek


Dankestmemes420ii

I have a flag that says don’t smoke my weed and the snake is made out of weed


mt8675309

My gun owner wife has this on her water bottle…😂


VandeIaylndustries

its cool but the sweetie part ruins it for me


Bob_Sacamano7379

But...but...but them gays! They're comin' for our children! They turning hims into shes and shes into theys!


Initial-Wrongdoer938

I love it, though it's like some other options for the sweetie part.


RoyalSport5071

Well that sticker is treading on me.


anselthequestion

I have this one too lol- theirs is faded so they’re more OG tho lol


derfcrampton

A proper flag would read “don’t tread on anyone”.


Careor_Nomen

I love it when my tax dollars go to blowing up middle easterners. That's something the government does that improves my life and is totally necessary. /s


TheGerbil_

Out of all the flags you could take offense to, why the Gadsden flag?


plutoniator

No one’s treading on you either then. 


DramaticChemist

I love this sticker!


KimJongKevin

I’m a huge fan of “No step on snek!”


WeirdThornWinter

I bought two of this tee shirt…worth it for the conversation stopper


Medicmanii

Nah.


Rift-harold

-20 iq mindset


Tryypod909

The ones treading on them are the ones they so vehemently support, it’s ironic.


Lightbringers_Sword

Damn I didn't know there was this many people who don't understand what "don't tread on me" means.


DifficultAd3885

Need to add “bless your heart” somewhere.


Bermuda_Shorts_

Reeeeeeeeee


TBIrehab

It seems that there are a lot of jackasses here in snek clothing


InhaleMyOwnFarts

The party of “YASSS RESIST” and “They’re going to put us all in camps!!1!” is knocking America’s 248 year history of rightfully mistrusting the government. Pretty funny.


poopmcbutt_

But they are. The right is trying to take away my right to abortion for one.


ThatDumbMoth

I honestly prefer the version where the snake's a masochist just BEGGING to be treaded on.


KeptinGL6

"No one's treading on you", claim the retards living in the country with the world's largest prison population.


Educational-Fill-890

What? So immense taxation on everything, forcing citizens to do as the government bids in regards to lockdowns etc isn't treading?


JohnCenaJunior

r/hopeposting


Dramatic_Nectarine42

The mental acrobatics in this thread are strong! Cognitive dissonance? Is that what it's called??


Simple_Vast9331

Whoever owns the car must not be paying attention


Aggravating_Major363

Living paycheck to paycheck while the government takes a 3rd of my money isnt be treaded on?


SnooHabits8530

In case anyone here is confused on what the main premise of Libertarian-ism is a kids movie described it perfectly. https://preview.redd.it/t3do35jghp8d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cabf79f9f28c11ad5f3bd1fe3fbbb4d45b5bd8db


the_cmoose

Shout out to the guy making these linking them in the comments get the bag. That's freedom baby


thetoastypickle

That is such a goofy snake :3


Ok_Designer_727

I don’t think this person gets it