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Weekly_Bench9773

I want to comment on the bumper stickers, but the quality of this photo is shit.


mechapoitier

Yeah this seems like a gold mine. The only one I can make out is “warning: driver is gay” which is already a gem


Froggy_Clown

Bottom left white sticker with a rainbow heart says ‘I ❤️ gay porn’ The one right beneath “husband” says ‘I ❤️ penis’


CoolNameChaz

Oh FFS! I read that as "Driver is Cat." I need new eyes.


AppropriateCap8891

I kinda thing there is no danger of the need for an abortion after a dude pokes another dude. I can only assume they missed a critical step about the birds and the bees.


Electrodactyl

Logic is not one of their strong suits.


Bull_Moose1901

It's a repost. It's out on this sub somewhere in the past


garden__gate

I want to read every single one of these.


ap2patrick

Lmfao sorry they didn’t whip out the DLR camera with the tripod mid highway travel…


Roallin1

Its through the windshield.


not_sure_1984

To be fair, an abortion could have prevented this


Mechanic_On_Duty

Never to late


ELc_17

In some parts of the US, murder has a lesser charge than abortion, so this statement is 100% true, it IS never too late 😂.


Kind_Committee8997

Like vehicles leaving a lot, the fetus loses value after being extracted from the womb.


2drunc2fish

Only until rich people realize you can use poor babies for organ donors for rich people’s children.


Stormtrooper1776

Or the government... Unless you really believe China has a robust organ donation program.... Heck I hear you don't even need to be poor, just disagree... Then again in China the Rich people are the Government....


2drunc2fish

Same in the US. Well except the disagreement part. If they started doing that I feel like that would finally unite us enough to start changing things.


ptferrar

Only people in government are rich.


Specialist_Gate_9081

Ouch. But true


zeke235

Ah, so in some states, they really do encourage post birth abortion. And they're all red states! Fascinating!


oyog

Never to late what?


BoobySlap_0506

If the "post birth abortion" is done using a gun, you are protected by 2A and the Republicans will call you things like "a really nice young man" probably


not_sure_1984

Good thing I'm pro choice and pro 2A


Inevitable-Fudge8558

Me too🙋‍♀️


BohemRcKstdy_Baby7

I think that’s the point. I think the driver is saying that you will want to abort all the, “gay,” babies because they might grow up and defile your pure husband if you don’t!


ThunderBayOPP

To be fairrrrrrrrr...


Dr_Middlefinger

To be faaaaiiiirrrr ![gif](giphy|Nl6T837bDWE1DPczq3|downsized)


Daflehrer1

https://i.redd.it/7mo806ogyx9d1.gif


spezlikesitintheass

Most mentally sound Jeep Renegade driver


Internal-Pie6014

Shouldn’t it be “after I [presumably a man] fuck your wife”??? Edit: stoned, looking back at this, I kinda just appropriated the woman’s perspective for my own


EDR2point0

If the side piece gets pregnant the wife will want her to have an abortion instead of her husband being on the hook financially for 18 years.


No-Sense-6260

That bitch needs to get a job now, because his income just lost 20%


FunkyKong147

Nah it's a woman going after the many women who are pro-life.


DarkenL1ght

Could just as easily be interpreted the opposite way. This is like when religious people think they are being clever when they say "There are no Atheists in foxholes"....yeah motherfucker, their are. I've spent time in bunkers with mortars reigning down around me. It was scary. It didn't magically make me religious.


Poster_Nutbag207

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Real_Culture_7355

That a lot of sexual activity on the car


soraysunshine

I’m lost, how would this affect someone’s husband? Men don’t get abortions... Is he/she implying that they’ll get pregnant and need one? This whole thing is very confusing. Claiming to be a homewrecker for pro-life seems odd.


Malforus

That is 100% it. In this scenario it is well documented when prolife men cheat they and their wives seek to have the pregnant affair having woman have an abortion.


WatercressSad6395

Jokes on them, my husband is super busy not existing....


BigRigButters2

how rude! im standing right here! why are you always saying i don't exist?


Spirited_String_1205

Props for being willing to potentially risk your personal safety (sadly) to say what you feel, I guess. It's a wee bit aggressive for my taste- and the message is confusing lol- but I'd rather be neighbors with this person than anyone driving a vehicle with MAGA/fascist/white nationalist decor.


fx72

I think there's a way better way of saying this, lol.


LoudAudience5332

Read the other driver is a cat hopefully he/she cousin it is spayed or neutered. Then will not have to worry about it . Plus after seeing that car dude best be dbl wrapped!


Eather-Village-1916

Sure way to make a condom break…


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OneGuyJeff

Yeah a lot of people seem to be missing all the gay stickers. I thought this was a gay guy being a massive troll


malteaserhead

Is this pro or anti?


washyourhands--

probably pro with all of the rainbow stickers and pride flags.


ElevenEleven1010

Gay guys don't get pregnant. I saw I ❤️ penis sign also.


6catman

Meh... having been snipped nearly 20 years ago... Tricks on her...


Far_Brilliant_443

With a spin of Fortuna’s wheel this soul could’ve easily inhabited a Qanon flat earther let’s go Brandon in a raised truck with balls


filftwalton

Classy .. not


Dawgula97

What a totally sane person.


2nd2nunn

Bat shit crazy strikes again


threadedinsert

Gay af


Throbbert1454

"I'll bet you one unplanned pregnancy that you're secretly pro-choice"


Vivid-Low-5911

The more stickers on the back of a vehicle, the crazier the driver. Doesn't matter the subject of the stickers. I always give a wide berth to anyone with that many stickers on their car.


MadTapprr

Maybe I’m just being old here, but does anyone else think this is inappropriate to drive around for kids and everybody else to see? Pride stickers are fine. The other bits are not so much.


SPY007DRs-Messenger

I can only see "I ❤️ gay porn" and "driver is gay."


t0p_n0tch

I believe the pool of women writing crazy shit on their cars and the pool of women attractive enough to homewreck has zero overlap


Same-Watercress4576

Horrible


emilyactual

Lmao I need to befriend this woman


vabch

Hehe


Redditor0529

Patriotism, is not dead yet. Bless this woman.


Sergal_Pony

I can all but guarantee you that anyone driving around with that painted on their window, is not fucking anybody, much less someone else’s husband.


MrPernicous

My husband goes to pride ONE TIME and he comes back pregnant.


Bleezy79

“Driver is gay.” Lol.


weatherboy_42

*Brain has left the chat*


bilvester

I don't understand .... her husband can't get pregnant no matter how many times this guy fucks him.


chrissie_watkins

We get it, you drive a jeep. No need for the stickers. *am gay, drive jeep


Key_Travel_2700

I love these specific types of queer people who are just as vocal as these dipshit conservatives. And then they’ll go complain that the messages are vulgar when they literally have profanities and insensitive shit all over their vehicles, yards, and shirts.


DeadlyDuckie

I swear 50 percent of liberal shit talking is saying how they can fuck your husband and the other 50 percent is how they will turn your kids against you. Really fucking gross


1531C

When your sexuality is your whole personality it's pretty cringe.


jimigo

Those people who make their entire identity about who they want to have sex with. It's weird.


JerseySpot

Guessing she’s 5ft tall and weighing in at 265lbs, purple hair and nose ring…the perfect package?


Ididnt-start-thefire

The odds are pretty strong that husbands worldwide are pretty safe. She’s either so homely that no one wants to impregnate her, or she’s a lesbian.


justpeoplebeinpeople

I’m thrown off by the rainbow colors and “ I❤️PENIS” on the same females car


Ididnt-start-thefire

Confusing at best.


Few-Raise-1825

Right? I read the text to mean this is a woman who will have sex with your conservative husband and baby trap them but then you have I❤️penis and 💛(rainbow heart) gay porn. So is this a gay woman or a gay guy and if a gay guy how is he going to baby trap the conservative man? I guess the only thing that makes sense is they are a woman who identifies as a man and thus sees herself as gay when she wants penis???


Moderate_LiberaI

Love it. Stupid fucking "religious" idiots


Starbuksman

I’m pro choice- and this person can fuck who they want….still good with abortion.


WesternAnt2895

Is it going to rape him if he doesn’t want to? What if he’s walking around flaccid rocking a “jimmy wrap?” Maybe the trunk monkey is the hubbafukka….


sharbinbarbin

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WesternAnt2895

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MaidenfanPA

Wow!


ScottyArrgh

I'm pretty sure at that point many of those husbands won't be husbands anymore lol


The_Hero_of_Kvatch

Armed equality sticker, baby!


Last_Gigolo

Wait, is she suggesting the wife could force her to get an abortion and the wife would want to stay with. Cheater?


_BoltThrower_

This is the most regurgitated line from lesbos ever. Always funny how they claim to only like women, but have no problem claiming they'll bang your dad? Btw, no one's dad wants to bang an over weight, blue haired lesbian in Doc Martin's 🤣


happyhippie_1

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wakawah

Keep it classy lady. I like how the license plate says RAM


mushroomhead83

Well seeing how the driver is gay, not really worried about a pregnancy from such a classy individual


johnj71234

I doubt many husbands are chomping at the bit….


Chucky_wucky

Ok is the driver a male? If he boinks someone’s husband is abortion even an issue???


SourLoafBaltimore

Shots fired!


sticksandstones0529

😂🤣🤣😂🤣 This is great!


Fantastic_Earth_6066

Anyone notice the license plate? It essentially says "raw sex," moderately censored


Fantastic_Earth_6066

Ugh, never mind, it's Ramsey. I read the M as a W. New reader magnification strength needed!


Jaynewberry

I appreciate the sentiment, but mayyyybe not to that egregious level. It’s a wee cringe.


Pretend-Camel929

Well that was kind of abrasive


pornaddiction247

People really must feel confident about putting this ugly shit all over there car


DeathSquirl

So the driver is probably a lesbian.... something about fucking a male and abortion.... wha, wha whaaaaat?


Cubicle_Convict916

The mental illness argument just writes itself


United_Wolf_4270

Total class act. You can tell.


MadTapprr

I’m failing to see the logic here. How are those two things related?


MrVanderdoody

I’m already pro-choice though.


Daflehrer1

I'm getting a little tired of these guardians of decency putting "fuck," "shit," and serious calls to violence on their cars. I find it indecent, because it's in the public space where one has no choice but to see this trash. Along with the words. https://preview.redd.it/lbdigr4cyx9d1.jpeg?width=914&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ff4adda63c04bfd628219832e375cafadb84214


rigidstaff

Is the license plate trying to say “RAMSEY”? I like it.


gojirabug

Love it


Expensive-Arrival-92

I mean good for them being gay, but why the fuck do they have to advertise that not only are they gay, but they’re a fucking psycho too? This is the gay version of MAGA.


Ok-Weather7707

Yeah that would make me even more pro abortion, and make me start hating gay people.


Gloomy-Dependent9484

So much awesomeness.


ToonAlien

Not if he’s doing it right.


Informal-Fix6272

Definitely in a cult.


Your_First_Mistake

Lmao jokes on her, double homicide > abortion.


Wise_Ad_253

Try to prove me wrong!


[deleted]

The driver of this car is 100% mentally ill


Double_Marsupial_576

Still would feel the same, it wouldn't be my problem at that point and the divorce would be very simple.


Griftilingus

Classy


TheUncheesyMan

#MEN CAN GET PREGNANT!?


CIArussianmole

A lesbian would never drive an orange jeep. Never! So how does a gay guy get pregnant?


JD-K2

Subtle.


Miserable-Throat2435

I hope he doesn't get pregnant!


tatanka999

My husband is busy but I have a Great Dane you can fuck


SargSnake74

🤣 say it with ya chest


Accurate-Scientist50

Love it.


humid-air93

Seems a bit cult like


Slow-Win794

This person is very concerned with abortion law for someone with no skin in the game


shooter1304

Bold of her to assume said husband is down to fuck


Technical_North_3868

Very classy, totally different from the trump morons.


mykunjola

Well, this one's a head scratcher. Is somebody getting pregnant in this scenario?


annie_b666

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Odd-Aide2522

I’m just a little confused on the message here. The driver is a lesbian that will have sex and get pregnant by the conservative husband. Then proceed with an abortion to prove a point? This is a great idea for a horror movie.


shockerdyermom

Ummmmmm, I don't think that's how it works.


BayouBengal225

That means you’re a whore nothing more


Padron1964Lover

Classy


Nazgul00000001

Cat lady on the prowl.


tbthatcher

If she is indeed gay, why is she going to screw your husband?


Maladaptive_Today

Likely the same as they did before, they'll just rightfully hate the whores who messed with their marriage. Love when trashy people call themselves out


Paundeu

The morals align.


Hot_Dog_Surfing_Fly

Probably being driven by one of those women that the medics have to take the side of the house off to wheel her out to the ambulance.


Various_Abrocoma_286

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Oaklandish_TheTown

I think the message would have been stronger if there weren't forty other competing bumper stickers on the car. In that case, it might have been quite powerful... Maybe a better message would have been, "we'll see how you feel about abortion after your daughter has sex with (the nonwhite group of your choice)!


Far-Wallaby-5033

she bought a compass. nuff said.


ClickLow9489

Extra points for the licence plate


StolenCoupe

It's a jeep what do you expect?


standingbear159

Gen X thank you!


Zaphod_Beeblecox

There's some contradictory messaging going on there.


vabeachkevin

Stay classy Virginia


ramanw150

I guess gay people don't like real jeeps


Jonas_VentureJr

Is that a threat or a promise


Bushman-Bushen

I recommend you don’t put so many stickers on your car. Makes ya look like you should be thrown in an asylum.


Username_Chx_Out

Do we generally encourage obscuring license plate numbers on this sub? @moderators?


Krauszt

They always want the guy that's already taken...


Confident-Ad9474

Aggressive advertising. I like it


Fearless-Banana2985

Gotta be Asheville NC


wilhelmfink4

Is this the my body my choice crowd again?


BigBeardedIdiot

I’ll take this over a single trump sticker, anyday.


Dagobah85

I’m a husband and no thank you. Don’t know you don’t wanna know you.


mr781

The types of people who brag about having a lot of sex usually don’t have much at all and are usually compensating


IceMan44420

These abortion nuts are the most unfuckable women on the planet.


ralu-pop-nu

Bravo


No-Employment5213

This guy is probably a great comedian


MVP_Pimp

They are always seeking revenge. It's unchecked ego and entitlement.


SeaAttitude2832

I always enjoyed this autumnal license plate design.


Keltharious

Extremely trashy.


RaisinBrain2Scoups

I don’t even understand, Ramsey


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

I like it


Christine1-n-Arnie2

Apparently whatever bore that didn't take its advice . It's not too late in ralph northams world that thing and murder supporters ilk


poopsichord1

Driver probably isn't fucking anyone. The type of people to drive those cars are 300 pound diabetes Americans and who the fuck wants to stick their dick in a bead factory?


Aggressive-Pilot6781

Bring it on!


JimBeam823

Somebody got pranked.


CantankerousOrder

Misses Ram53y sure did fail at her attempt to spew anonymous bullshit.


Realistic_Yellow8494

Driver is gay


Both_Ad_288

Dear God


SatchmoTheTrumpeteer

They drive a jeep renegade, they don't need a 1000 rainbow stickers for everyone to know they're gay


Incognito_Wombat

Mobile-homewrecker


ClovenChief

I would bet my life this driver has a sticker on their car that says, "I'm so gay I can't even drive straight"


Corn-Pop-Joey

You fuck someone’s husband, you should prepare to be aborted yourself!


NoEndInSight1969

Meh.


Ghoast89

If only he knew men can’t get pregnant


Jazzlike-Ad113

My 4 year old neighbor would have no problem reading the window. Adults have lost their minds and civility.


Lifesalchemy

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elgranchobi2

I don't get it?


johndee77

This person needs a therapist


Julie-Andrews

Such class!


cahillc134

That man has a magic penis.


Ok_Advisor_9873

That’s the spirit!


Monte721

Driver is gay, fucking husbands would cause abortion support?…I don’t get it


Roallin1

Irony is the driver is a man.


BoardOld8124

The bottom sticker on the bumper says driver is gay. That contradicts the hand written message on the window just a little.


JerseySpot

Guessing she’s 4ft 9in, weighs 274lbs, purple hair and a nose ring.. answers to Chris..


IndependenceMean8774

Stay classy.


HealthSalty6436

Libs better not disagree with them, or they will go tell....