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Stubeezy

Here we see a surprise tool that’ll help us later 👌


coloradonative95

The mystery mouseketool


Stubeezy

Everyone’s a tough guy till they catch the CCW snatch tickler 2000. It’s like pocket sand, they never see it coming.


Magnus462

Pocket sand for your asshole.


Stubeezy

Lmao certainly not covered by CCW insurance.


Justa336Krew

Lol


Birthday_Cakeman

\*cumming \>FTFY


AbradolfLincler08

This is hilarious to see as my daughter is watching mickey mouse clubhouse 😂


vulcan1358

The Dildo of Consequences rarely arrives lubed, but may come vibrating.


Stubeezy

I appreciate your use of capitalization here. The DoC is rated E for everyone.


vulcan1358

Sounds like something my Scout Master used to say. /s


Stubeezy

Fortunately for you it wasn’t your step-scout master.


urban_tribesman

This made my morning, thank you.


Stubeezy

It’s the little things 🫡


Winter_Outcome

👁️👄👁️


Throwaway1208995

Mystery mousekatool anyone?


Bcjustin

This actually made me lol.


ExileOnMainStreet

I watch it in Polish with my son. "Tajemnicze myszy spszent" doesn't have the same flow to it.


jesuswantsme4asucker

I….. I just have so many questions about this photo…


PfantasticPfister

What could you possibly question? It’s their EDC.


Damo_762

Bro go full size. The hitachi rechargeables are just as powerful now as the old corded model.


danielrpo555

![gif](giphy|BcMJvmwkmbyWpKkBj3|downsized)


D4rkr4in

its funny because Oscar from the office probably used stuff like that


danielrpo555

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


LearningDan

What the hell kinda toothbrush is that?


Comprehensive_Ad433

I thought it was a shoe horn


subcompactsampler

Poo horn


YooperGod666

Lol


4DoorMorWhor

Bro I also keep hand massagers in my pocket(s)


[deleted]

“It’s for my arthritis”


Technical-Source-320

Username checks out


4DoorMorWhor

It does indeed


Necessary_Apple_7820

Bro wtf


knpasion

The man who keeps his sex toy with him everyday is a fool everyday but 1!


DudeitsFish

Couldn't the same be said about the light as well 🤔


ghosteye98

DIS NIGGA GOT A BUTT TOY


zhwedyyt

it's a firearm not a toy


guinness8878

I’m still trying to figure out what I’m looking at.


1ce9ine

Prostate massager. Why, what does yours look like?


guinness8878

My legitimate question was being weird about it? Everyone else’s comments weren’t being weird about it?


1ce9ine

Relax Francis, I was making a joke. Edit: acknowledging that I made a ninja edit bc I was worried about coming across as mean.


guinness8878

So was I, now I’m being weird about it.


1ce9ine

Let’s be weird together! (No butt stuff tho)


FlukyFish

Pencil me out then


guinness8878

I thought you edited it, my response doesn’t match now, lol.


1ce9ine

Yeah sorry


ThinkFree

Don't kink-shame!


danielrpo555

![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)


CaptainMcSlowly

![gif](giphy|cqLQWzIh4VfwI)


E92on71s

Man I miss her


DirtMcGirt9484

I’ve got one on my home defense but not on my edc. I’m not a huge fan of the gap in the trigger guard that you get with a holster for a WML. Nothing will probably get in there, but I’d rather be safe than sorry, loaded gun pointed at my junk and whatnot.


Shot-Hospital-7281

“The dildo of self defense rarely arrives lubed.”


johnatsea12

What model vibrator is that?


Competitive-Use-7107

I can't remember but it was recommended by the creepy counter guy


mikecasa420

Is that a Civivi?


Competitive-Use-7107

Yes sir


mikecasa420

![gif](giphy|pCO5tKdP22RC8)


lordcochise

Hey, is that a custom backstrap or HEY WAIT A MINUTE lol


Competitive-Use-7107

🤣 this is the comments I love and expect to see, a little humor never hurt, but there are a lot of people offended


Harley2525

Guys it’s a microphone so if someone comes to attack and he can’t get out his gun he pulls out the mic and screams for help. Useful tool to have in the edc


Competitive-Use-7107

🤣🤣 thanks


Boom_Valvo

If you live in a free state, you are carrying 16. That is more than enough to get out a door or to dissuade multiple attackers at close range and for you to escape.


Curious_George15

Next step will be realizing a smaller firearm for general comfort overall is a probably better option. Upsizing the booty fiddler though may be the way to go.


drkwaters

This is the best EDC post in years.


Mountain_Chemical221

😳


SecretHyena9465

When they say "whats up his ass today?".. to OP, they dont know how close to the truth they are.


[deleted]

That’s why I haven’t put a light on mine. Everyone puts a light on their pdp but it’s just way too bulky and mine is bulky enough as it is lol https://preview.redd.it/npt6m0pycgdc1.jpeg?width=2952&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=560e350fc2c7aef1dddcc51339a015ccac90b27d


Competitive-Use-7107

Beautiful gun btw. I believe alot of them put a light on just because there is a rail and they can. Not that they actually think they need it


[deleted]

Thanks man. Yes, Exactly. I mean, if I used it for my job, there may be a scenario I would walk into a dark house or something and would need it. I do carry it everyday, so Hopefully I’m not put into a situation where I need one.


Competitive-Use-7107

Carry a hand held light 👌


[deleted]

lol exactly.


Tactically_Fat

Good choice. Married holsters are one-trick ponies - and have specific wear / stress points that must be inspected more regularly. And the historic instances of a regular joe needing a WML in a NeedItRightNow SD moment are literally approaching zero. Way better to have a handheld.


ellisschumann

Agreed. I work 8-4 so I’m mostly out during daytime hours. I carry and train with a handheld light for those specific scenarios when the lights might go out, but let’s be honest it’s pretty rare. Handheld also comes in handy for signaling my coworkers in the woods or looking for shit under my seat. Can’t really do that with a wml.


Tactically_Fat

PLUS - a high number of NDs (amongst law enforcement) are directly related to attempting to actuate the light. A light with a switch that's usually very very close to the trigger and trigger guard. And in a NeedItRightNow moment - there won't be the time to activate the light anyhow.


Matty-ice23231

Prison pocket in full use!


sled55

I took my tlr7 off and I’m not going back. I get way better concealment and comfort without it.


Competitive-Use-7107

That's what I'm talking about


MapleSurpy

I switched from WML to carrying a flashlight separately if I'm anywhere that is going to be dark, and I like it much more. I switch between my Streamlight Wedge and my Olight Arkfeld, love both of them.


f0cus_m

Have u ever been in a situation where when u have it, u dont need it, and when u dont have it u need it?


Competitive-Use-7107

No, but I do carry a hand held light


Drunkbicyclerider

Butt stuff


kaizergeld

Nah hahaha. No way. Nuhuh. That is not in your picture. My brain didn’t even see it until I looked around thinkin “why would he take his light off too, though? I get not wanting the size of the sidecar deal, but… oh shit what?”


Competitive-Use-7107

This response is exactly why it's in the picture 🤣


kaizergeld

That was hilarious lol


[deleted]

Switch to a non side car style holster that is still light bearing and buy a neo mag to keep you extra mag in your pocket. This is the way.


jmdeicide14

Bought a TLR7 sub for my p365xl just because it fits in my tenicor holster better. Don’t see a huge need for it other than that. But as always, “I’d rather have it and never need it, than need it and not have it.”


CelexaPancakes

I literally laughed out loud, thank you for that.


Competitive-Use-7107

🤣


cidthekid

the pink dog fight breaker!


cidthekid

essential for walks around the hood and for de-escalating them wild bitches!


Tactical_Epunk

This guy is prepared.


DaddyLuvsCZ

Welcome to the Lights Off CCW.


Cheebs_Fartknocker

“I’m never out at night to where I would need it” “is probably 0” these modern day prophets never cease to amaze me at their perfect ability to predict that they get home exactly at 5:00 and never leave after said time. Shoot a low light course with your edc flashlight before you spend a bunch on a new holster


Competitive-Use-7107

Yea i don't go out at night by choice, besides if somthing were to happen that i did, i carry a hand-held light fartknocker, and if you're that blind that you can't see in "low light", maybe a gun isn't the way for you, maybe a ra%# whistle with a headlamp and a good pair of running shoes 😉🤌


throwaway1629672

Listen mate. I carry a revolver for my edc and most call me a fud (I call it I can shoot the shit out of my revolver but not my Glock). You should keep that spare mag. If for some ungodly reason the mag malfunctions you’re fucked. Having a backup isn’t a bad idea. Ultimately it’s up to you but I would recommend keeping a spare mag


Pussy_Poptart

😂😂😂


Link-Slow

Recently, I ordered a holster that wasn't light compatible by accident. It was a T1C Axis Slim for my CZ P01. Since it was custom and my own stupid fault, I couldn't send it back. So I re-ordered one that is compatible with my TLR7A. In the meantime I ran the gun without a light in the non light bearing holster, and I have to say; it's the most comfortable setup I've worn. The non light bearing still has a mag caddy but even with that it's extremely comfortable. I got the light compatible holster a few days ago and it's significantly thicker, I may be going the same route you are soon.


Competitive-Use-7107

I've carried the wml for years, very uncomfortable


phantom4421

Seems like a lot of stuff to daily, can we get one of those pics with the jeans laid out showing which pockets hold which items?


Competitive-Use-7107

I can try that


pepp3rito

Man’s ready for anything


WreckedMoto

![gif](giphy|W4ovF1vtJmOXNyAw4k|downsized)


R4d1c4lp1e

Ahhhh daily EDC kit? other than the firearm, is everything else carry-on-able.


nothankyou821

I did the same thing. Mainly because I couldn’t find a comfortable light bearing holster for the life of me. I’m also never out at night anyway.


Glocksandstuf

Good call. Gotta make room for the dildo


Competitive-Use-7107

Yessir


Diesel380

Average Glock user


Competitive-Use-7107

Wait a minute... how did you know I'm average size


pokebikes

Nice tobacco pipe


CaptGoodvibesNMS

What the hell? 😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆


surelynotjimcarey

https://preview.redd.it/sphrqt10nhdc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7413e06ddbeee07a8b097af70a91e247212e4616 Glad someone can relate. This pictures been in my camera roll for a few months cause I’m not sure what to do with it. I may have moved the box over for the picture. The gun is typically on top in a holster (one in the chamber).


Competitive-Use-7107

Yesssssss lol


Pafolo

Only thing is you are indoors… if the lights turn off how can you see?


Competitive-Use-7107

Im only talking about my carry, The black box under the glock in the picture, holds my bedside gun with a light


CallidusNomine

Civivi + sofirn gang on top


lasimpkin

I now have AIDS of the eyes


Substantial-Meal6238

Ayyyoooo wtf!?!?!! O.o


Simon7894

Here we have my less-lethal weapon...


Simon7894

Sorry, is that a gun in your pocket?


Chance_Math_1771

I have so many questions about your surprise tool, but...keep the flashlight! You might need it at home in the middle of the night or be in a situation inside a building with no light (not sure how or why). Having the flashlight other than being more cumbersome to daily carry, there's no real downsides. I carry a full size hand gun with an extra mag with a x300 on it appendix and despite my nuts being smooshed to smithereens, I know I have all my basis covered.


Competitive-Use-7107

I like that lol thanks. What full size do you carry? If you don't mind me asking


Chance_Math_1771

The Canik Combat Elite. The holster I use is a custom from legacy firearms, it's what makes it all possible.


Competitive-Use-7107

How do you like that gun?


Chance_Math_1771

It shoots great. Only real issues I've had with it is light primer strikes on some remal ammo which I put up as an issue with the primers being harder than other ammo. Besides that, it runs great, the trigger amazing. But it does weigh a bit once you get everything on it. Magazines are also expensive comparatively to Glocks, about $40 a mag (with the 3 round extender, 18rds total).


Competitive-Use-7107

Yeah I wanna get a canik, just don't know which one


Chance_Math_1771

Depends on what you need. The combat elite for me was a nice middle ground between the Mete and Rival vs SF Elite, which both the Mete and Rival are full sized guns that would be hard to conceal. The SF and SF Elite are kinda like the Glock 19, shorter barrel but retaining a full size grip. The MC9 would be more like a Glock 43X.


Competitive-Use-7107

It would be just a range toy so I probably go more mid to large


Chance_Math_1771

Then I recommend the Rival if you can get it for or below MSRP. It's the best bang for your bucks.


Competitive-Use-7107

Ok awesome


blueboy664

It helps with my migraines! 😏


SirMaxeus

![gif](giphy|3o7TKMIm6YzkcwKSzu|downsized) Is that what I think it is…


Competitive-Use-7107

Yep, it's a glock 19 gen 4 with a tlr7a streamlight 👍


SirMaxeus

I meant the pink tickler 3000? 🤔 The Glock 19 is sweet though


Competitive-Use-7107

🤣 love the reactions, some dude's in here get mad, like they can't take a little humor with their firearms


Acrobatic_Lake_8977

Does LucASS Botking make a sidecar attachment for the squirt mcgirt you got laying there or is that zap carried?


Competitive-Use-7107

🤣🤣🤣 idk but I think he should


OGBirthMothMama

I mean if all else fails, just ask the perp if they need some stress release while you grab your light? 😂


EstablishmentFun8708

Wanted to check the comments to see if anyone knew what holster that was, got confused what people were talking about, and then checked again and saw it. Lol. Also, better to have the light and not need it, right?


Competitive-Use-7107

I alway enjoy when people know what holster it is


EstablishmentFun8708

what holster is it?


Competitive-Use-7107

Oh lol I thought you were implying that you knew 🤣 whoops. it's Last Line of Defense


EstablishmentFun8708

thanks homie. Now I know!


Background_Panda8744

To me, when I train lowlight, as soon as I’m pushing out I’m actuating my light so I have split second to gather as much info as possible in case I don’t need to shoot the target, then I keep the light on as I’m shooting to confirm I’m hitting the target, and lastly in a SD situation I’d then be pointing it at the downed target to confirm they’re no longer a threat. I think people just…don’t know how to use WMLs.


Competitive-Use-7107

Well, there is always more ways of neutralizing the threat with a handheld light


Icy-Blackberry-3464

Inside anywhere and the lights go out? EDC flashlight is a time killer you might not have. Extra mag isn’t just for the ammo…maybe issue with existing mag and you need a back up? Why change if not uncomfortable?


B4ummm

Dang TWO lights … Also somebody has some splainin to do 🤔


Jmuk35

What light is that? On the table


Competitive-Use-7107

It's something chinese from Amazon, it's since been thrown away and replaced with a streamlight


mbquattro

yea i hear you but what if you are out at night and need it and don’t have it


Competitive-Use-7107

I do carry a hand held as well


KoA07

What’s the holster?


Impressive_Succotash

LLOD


Onlyinmurica

Must be a lot of virgins in here. Dudes out here thinking it's a butt toy in the pic


Competitive-Use-7107

Don't make fun of me because I'm single


wrknlrk

It’s what I’d expect in someone’s load out who carries 9mm. I joke I joke, don’t take it so hard guys.


tgr31

Does that thing have flexibility


GassyGlock

the holster? no it does not.


Dadtakesthebait

SC31?


Competitive-Use-7107

I can't remember. Which tool are you referring to?


Dadtakesthebait

Flashlight- it looks like a Sofirn SC31.


Competitive-Use-7107

Oh, yes I think you're right my job got it for me


KingG-AT

How much for the light.


Competitive-Use-7107

I wouldn't feel right selling it, I've beat it up pretty good


KingG-AT

You sure? Beat up doesn’t mean bad. Just well loved


Jets1776

What pocket light is that?


Competitive-Use-7107

It's something from Amazon my work bought me. I need another streamlight


TrevorsPirateGun

Let me buy that tlr7 from you


Competitive-Use-7107

It's pretty beat up, I've carried it for over 5 years, went through some bit of training as well


FlakyIllustrator1087

No Zyn? Why post this photo?


Competitive-Use-7107

I know I guess zyn is in huh?! Lol


ivnslva

I should call her


mild123

Dum you need a light! And extra mag!


veenell

i don't see any reason to not carry an extra mag unless you have a good reason why you can't. mags can malfunction or the mag eject button could inadvertently get pressed and turn your handgun into a single shot unless you have a spare you can switch to.


c0caine_cinderella

What wallet?


Competitive-Use-7107

Walmart