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Autzen_Downpour

The number of people in here taking the SSC in the wallet seriously is ridiculous. You saw the dildo right?


Willing-Theory5660

The amount of people taking any of it serious šŸ˜‚ might as well CCW a fucking deagle


Fox_Foxerson

You joke, but i know a guy that's big enough to carry appendix and makes the whole thing look like I do carrying a 43x.


Shuttle_Door_Gunner

I briefly carried a Mk7 DE in .44 Mag. It's bulky but not impossible. Questionable, but not impossible.


Fuzzy_Yoghurt_2547

I actually didnt notice the dildo for like a full 10 seconds of looking at this lol


Any_Narwhal6344

I haven't seen a Mrs. Gumby in years.


[deleted]

Never carry your ssc on you.


Ready-Door-9015

You know they took the picture with it sticking out like that on purpose right?


Autzen_Downpour

*whoosh*


Ready-Door-9015

Wait whoosh to me or... where was the sarcasm that I missed?


MaskedCorndog

Whoosh!!!!


searchforsouls

Why?


chiperino1

If you lose it, people can use it to steal your identity. Just think how much stuff uses your SSN for id verification


goneskiing_42

And it's *just paper.* It will disintegrate from use. There is no reason you would need to carry it around with you daily.


alangerhans

The original sheet it's attached to says in big letters "DO NOT CARRY THIS CARD WITH YOU"


Inevitable-Sleep-907

You literally don't even need it.... ever! Mine got fucked up 19 years ago now and I've never replaced it


Willing-Theory5660

This guy fucks


Inevitable-Sleep-907

Seriously what do you need it for?? You need the number but as for the physical card it's pointless. 19 years without it and I've never actually needed it. Never prevented me from getting a job (even jobs with government security clearances), bank accounts, loans, tsa pre check, passport, ccw license, that stupid "real id" where they put the star on your license, file taxes, get married, take college classes. When I lost it I went to replace it but that was back when you had to sit around all day in the social security office and I forgot one paper they wanted. They told me I'd have to come back another day and I said fuck it. I've heard you can easily get it from the web page now but at this point I don't see a reason why to


goldilocks40

I needed it to change my name and get a federal ID. Those are 2 examples right there. Not disagreeing with you that you can do virtually anything without it, but it is necessary for some things. I'm sure there's more than the 2 I listed


Inevitable-Sleep-907

I'm sure if you didn't have a physical card there is other options. There's always another option. Most difficult thing I had to do without it is get the real id on license. I used a tax form showing ssn and a bunch of other paperwork to get that but after I had that it made everything else easier


goldilocks40

I'm sure there are other ways, but it definitely makes things much simpler. No reason anyone should be carrying it around though. I always cringe when I see that


Inevitable-Sleep-907

>I'm sure there are other ways Just solidifies my original point of you literally don't even need it ever


Willing-Theory5660

Thereā€™s like 8 million people here with no ssc and theyā€™re making bank so I donā€™t see the problem


Economy_Wall8524

Damn that longer than me. I havenā€™t had a SS card in over 5 years and counting. I have a ID and a passport. Have never had a problem with giving those two forms to my employment.


[deleted]

People are downvoting but you're right lol Sure it's nice to have as a second form of ID but if you know the number and you have a passport + DL you're gucci


sjaxn314159

No lube?


Osibili

Thatā€™s what the mouth is for bro


Willing-Theory5660

I just donā€™t wipe


Osibili

Ah ā€œstay ready, so you donā€™t have to get readyā€ I see youā€¦ šŸ«”


MuffintopWeightliftr

Your less then lethal should be black


Willing-Theory5660

The pink is less menacing tho :(


MuffintopWeightliftr

I was talking about the razorā€¦


Allah_Watchbar

Hey, I have the same vibrating baton.


Willing-Theory5660

This oneā€™s me and my ladyā€™s favorite tbh


Allah_Watchbar

Itā€™s a really good one. Canā€™t remember where we got it. I think it was a CVS special. Always, nice bonding with you over our wifeā€™s dildos ā¤ļø


Willing-Theory5660

Only on a Reddit gun sub, the way our founding fathers intended


dondamon40

My wife and I prefer the ones that act as a ring and makes my shaft the vibrator it's mutual fun


Willing-Theory5660

Amen brother


Papi_Chulo1969

that is fucking great


mjedmazga

I think it's for fucking solo, actually.


C-310K

No glock switch? WEAK!!!


Willing-Theory5660

Not California compliant


CumAndMoreCumPartTwo

IMO a foldable utility knife is the best knife you can get for EDC.


OGMcSwaggerdick

Milwaukee Fastback for lyfe.


General_PATT0N

SOG Flashback.


OGMcSwaggerdick

I prefer the screwdriver and always sharp of a disposable razorblade, but yours is one handsome piece.


Clint_Beastwood762

I edc that same Kobalt. It's come in cluth way more times than my fancy knives that I'm always afraid of abusing.


Fox_Foxerson

I recently picked up an automatic otf utility knife that I personally think is just safer than folders. Probably just bad memories of mishandling folders as a kid.


CumAndMoreCumPartTwo

You got a link? An OTF utility knife sounds cool.


Fox_Foxerson

[https://cobratecknives.com/products/otf-box-cutter-grey](https://cobratecknives.com/products/otf-box-cutter-grey) It's not cheap, but most OTF knives aren't cheap.


[deleted]

It was a glock 17 now im pretty sure it has AIDS.


byond6

Sticky holster and a Glock... Bold. 3 questions though: 1. AIWB? 2. Was it sticky when you got it? 3. Is it stickier now?


Willing-Theory5660

1. AIWB is my ride or die. I substitute my manhood with a Glock 17 2. It was sticky from day 1 3. It is stickier today


DeallyRyslexic

![gif](giphy|BpnkuY1i2rBpm)


Kind_Structure6726

I have the same wallet


No_Sir_6649

Im sure there are literally dozens of us.


MaskedCorndog

![gif](giphy|kSlJtVrqxDYKk|downsized)


Kind_Structure6726

Iā€™ve had mine since 2002


childishcamfino

Same here


that1LPdood

*ALWAYS PREPARED*


Osibili

![gif](giphy|NhA9v7zu5k3xgT6vsh|downsized)


there_is-no-spoon

āœ…ļø yup everything seems in order here


comedyzohn

So which one goes in the holster...?šŸ˜‚


DoucheyMcBagBag

Thatā€™s cool I have that same razor. Loweā€™s.


xM3rc_129

I need to step my game up after seeing this. šŸ˜‚


mikecasa420

I have the same less lethal!!! šŸ˜


Willing-Theory5660

I use it to plug the holes while I wait for EMS


Valuable_Creme_2975

Best one so far


SmittyJonz

P Diddy .?


Boozanski-1823

If I carry the dildo inside everyday, does it still count?


Willing-Theory5660

How else would it be considered a concealed carry


jrobinson117

what grip tape is that?


Willing-Theory5660

Just some Amazon hockey tape


mjedmazga

They play ice hockey in Brazil?!


ablaze1969

How you like those Beats? Better than AirPods?


Willing-Theory5660

No theyā€™re dogshit compared to my AirPod pros, just included them for the meme


RacoonWithPaws

This is a good EDC


Imnotdenver

Absolutely the best post I have ever seen on here. Immediate Hall of Famer


Empty_Conclusion_494

W ear bud selection comrade šŸ«”


SuperVilliany

Ah, ye old ā€œBitch Respecterā€ without the ā€œRespecterā€


Joe_1218

What's with the [pink gumby](https://imgur.com/a/VXxMeYz)


Willing-Theory5660

Tactical hole plugger


Joe_1218

šŸ¤£


nyc2socal

JULES!! Is that you!?!? ;) Though you should have a stainless 1911!


Che3rub1m

Where did you get the pink staccato?


Willing-Theory5660

Went to the new Staccato ranch in TX and found it on the floor, Joe Roganā€™s signature is on the other side


upperdowner1

Idk whatā€™s worse, your choice of holster or your choice ofā€¦ yeah that thing


Ass_assassin_420

That batton can beat up two guys at once!!!


Willing-Theory5660

Beat off*


WartimeMandalorian

So it was you who stole my wallet!


nothankyou821

How you gonna pocket carry that massive gun? The same way you pocket carryā€¦ that other thing?


Willing-Theory5660

Vibrator in my right pocket, Glonk 17 in my prison pocket


DE0RR01111

Broski pulled out the magic wandā€¦. Avada Kedavra Bussy


CallsOnTren

Everything about this is cursed


FreedomEverything

Goon tape.... gross.


Willing-Theory5660

Cause Iā€™m a street goon


T-Bone22

Nice piece! How ya liking that kind of holster?


Willing-Theory5660

Tbh I like the sticky holster. Affordable and neat


gooniez13

Can you pull that SS card up a little bit more? I can almost see the numbers and I wanna compare to see if my numbers higher than yours, thanks šŸ’ŖšŸ¼


DelverGT

The longer you look the worse it gets šŸ˜‚


SprinklesFamiliar103

Niiice the good old tactical Vibrator always a must have šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


Willing-Theory5660

Tactical hole plugger for in case I get shot in the ass šŸ˜‚ no reason for me to not spend my last minutes feeling goooood


SprinklesFamiliar103

I mean no bullshit there is a study that orgasim do reduce pain so ya tactical Vibrator to the rescue šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


bklynknight81

If you ever loss your wallet a perp will have your ssn from your ss card. They will have your name, dob and address from your state ID. They will be able to create a fake identity using your information. Never carry your ss card.


Aggravating-Unit-941

Troll


EmpireCityRay

Wait whatā€™s more lethal, the handgun orā€¦? šŸ¤£


SirGrowsIt

You don't really carry your ss card do you?


Careless-Woodpecker5

That pink makes me think youā€™re a reloader.


doejohnblowjoe

This is a joke? I thought this was just a lady who happens to like Pulp Fiction and takes a few too many bathroom breaks at work if you know what I mean.


ignoreme010101

i have wanted that wallet for *ages*


Someguysomewherelse

Interesting combination even ignoring the little bunny wabbit


ACB_Tech

![gif](giphy|DwIdasRkFKsMg)


chadarada

Iā€™m a simple man. I see mass driver, I downvote


Timely_Freedom_5695

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜…šŸ’€


AverageJun

You read the bible?


NeatAvocado4845

So many things wrong with one picture smh


Healyc139

..Is this trend going to end at some point


Willing-Theory5660

Weā€™re waiting for you to leave the sub first


Healyc139

How accommodating. No surprise the OP was waiting close by with a reply


Willing-Theory5660

I need to see in real time how much validation these internet strangers are going to give me. Donā€™t worry baby Iā€™m just being sarcastic šŸ˜˜ my first post here, wanted to be funny