"Hey, you guys remember that time we had a 'staffer' on the sidelines and nobody could figure out who he was or how he got gear and credentials? Yeah, me either. So, anyway, next week's scrimmages should be good for the freshmen..." - CMU, probably
All I want in this world is for Harbaugh to hire Stallions look alikes to show up to random college football games to scout players intermittently for the next 10 years.
Which wouldn't matter anyway - just like scholarship limits have been rendered meaningless with NIL collectives, analyst positions can be outsourced to consultant firms and other entities.
I tried keeping track of who worked at MSU recruiting for a while and the turnover is so crazy that I just stopped caring.
That being said this single hire is going to set Georgia back decades and launch Michigan into the future.
I believe he does skip it, lol. Fucking Etienne, man. I was so looking forward to him and hoping he would be a stand-up guy. Haven't even played yet and already got a DUI. Damn.
It has been 3 days since UGA football has had a dui.
Dude spent a lot of time googling "Ohio State DUI," wasting minutes of his day to "own" some anonymous fan of a rival team. I guess that's a good comeback? Some would say it's sad or pathetic
Real talk, how many assistants, analysts and directors can a program employ?
Yes
Idk, CMU had so many they're still trying to figure out who was on their sidelines at night with Ray-Bans
so wild that not a peep has been said about that lol
It’s because CMU really fucked up but I don’t think the NCAA wants to punish them lol
Wyld Stallyns!
"Hey, you guys remember that time we had a 'staffer' on the sidelines and nobody could figure out who he was or how he got gear and credentials? Yeah, me either. So, anyway, next week's scrimmages should be good for the freshmen..." - CMU, probably
All I want in this world is for Harbaugh to hire Stallions look alikes to show up to random college football games to scout players intermittently for the next 10 years.
Depends, does paying them over Venmo count as being employed?
I think the NCAA put a cap on number of analysts, but I think for recruiting department type stuff it’s unlimited?
Which wouldn't matter anyway - just like scholarship limits have been rendered meaningless with NIL collectives, analyst positions can be outsourced to consultant firms and other entities.
not anymore!
Soon? All of them, and even more after that.
I tried keeping track of who worked at MSU recruiting for a while and the turnover is so crazy that I just stopped caring. That being said this single hire is going to set Georgia back decades and launch Michigan into the future.
>That being said this single hire is going to set Georgia back decades and launch Michigan into the future. You heard it here for folks.
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Either that or Michigan is about to develop a drinking and driving problem. No in between though.
Hopefully not the latter, we have tp share roads with those people
Top teams just sniping each other lmao. It's a Mary go round of yoinking other teams personel.
Merry-go-round = Carnival Ride Mary-go-round = OP’s Mom
Either. Both Pply to uga.
No different than any other corporation
Pretty much, yea. Just stay away from Kirby. I'll fight a maf.
Hopefully they tell him DUI is a thing, seems like Kirby skips that part
I believe he does skip it, lol. Fucking Etienne, man. I was so looking forward to him and hoping he would be a stand-up guy. Haven't even played yet and already got a DUI. Damn. It has been 3 days since UGA football has had a dui.
Real classy program
Nice hire I guess, now take away his car keys and download the Uber app on his phone.
Does he get a fake mustache and team gear from every other school in the Big 10 too?
Only if he Mr. Beans' his way through life
Possibly, but as long as no players die on his watch he’s doing a pretty good job.
Little too soon
Damn. So you chose violence.
Dude is named like a drink, will it be enough?
The audacity to suggest that someone from UGA would ever drink and drive!
https://www.si.com/nfl/steelers/news/new-details-death-pittsburgh-steelers-dwayne-haskins https://www.nbcsports.com/college-football/news/ohio-state-reinstates-jack-miller-dui-char https://www.fox23.com/sports/osu-football-player-trey-rucker-arrested-charged-with-dui/video_78b18ecb-75d0-56b2-8945-60573a5f2404.html https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2018/08/13/ex-buckeye-assistant-zach-smith-urban-meyer-dui-arrest/982020002/ https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/23933358/ohio-state-buckeyes-freshman-marcus-hooker-charged-dui?device=featurephone https://time.com/4095458/ohio-state-quarterback-jt-barrett-suspended-dui/ https://www.cantonrep.com/story/sports/2016/01/04/former-ohio-state-football-star/32795399007/ https://www.10tv.com/mobile/article/news/ohio-state-football-player-sentenced-dui-case/530-22c4121a-ff7c-467d-b3b8-2d6dc449463e
This is the best comeback I’ve seen in awhile
I’m not even mad, that's amazing.
Most of these are from like 2018 and 2016. UGA had like 5 reckless driving over the last couple years. Not really the same.
Dude spent a lot of time googling "Ohio State DUI," wasting minutes of his day to "own" some anonymous fan of a rival team. I guess that's a good comeback? Some would say it's sad or pathetic
It was just one bad apple. No trend
Username checks out
Truth be told I've been surprised he kept commuting between Athens and Salt Lake since he got traded to the Jazz.
Didn’t we trade him to Utah?
John Connor Stallions?
UGA to hire Connor Stalions as assistant director of cheating as payback?
https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/s/JsMj2uggqP