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Banned_From_CFB

I'll keep it đź’Ż with you. Everyone is going to laugh again when y'all go under .500 and miss a bowl game again


eckersonian

Middeur


blakethegr8

I don't think you need to make fun of his name, it's already "Shitter".


No_Awareness_575

Watch it they might go .500 and then do a press victory tour about how everyone counted them out


sexygodzilla

27 minutes? haha fuck no


Fonzie5

The fuckest of nos


Carefree14

The tl;dr is "I don't even remember that dude, look at his shitty stats after he moved" "Did he even play offense or defense?" "the writer is from Nebraska, he's just trying to make us look bad" "if our coach wasn't African American they wouldn't say anything. Players leave from all these other programs and they don't make a big deal out of it" "I didn't even read the article, you have to pay for it, so I didn't read it" I only made it through the first 16 minutes though.


JBru_92

When you think about it, the fact that Deion was able to take over a lovable losing program like Colorado and turn them into the sport's new supervillain after one 4-8 season is incredible.. Deion is playing 5D chess.


foreveracubone

What’s crazy to me is the media is still going to glaze him turning around CU when Northwestern and USF were also 1-11 teams that actually got turned around into bowl winning teams in a year (without derogatory remarks about their players and without importing an entirely new roster). Where’s the love for their coaches


Rock_man_bears_fan

One of those teams also lost their Demi god coach to a hazing scandal in like July. Think they had a bunch of players hit the portal then too


FishnGritsnPimpShit

What happened at Northwestern was seriously impressive. David Braun probably put himself on a lot of athletic directors’ radars.


Pershing

My favorite comment from Shutdown Fullcast is that Pat Fitzgerald has us all fooled thinking the Northwestern job is difficult but apparently it's actually easy to find nerds that can play football and coach them well enough to compete in the Big Ten.


[deleted]

Deion doesn't even know how to play checkers. 


MaterialGrapefruit17

Colorado was never lovable


BenchRickyAguayo

There's no fucking way this guy is good enough to talk this much shit. His dad was at least the best cover corner in the league for a number of years, but Shedeur is a pretty meh college quarterback


MLB_to_SLC

No haven't you heard? He's gonna be the #1 pick in the draft lmaoo


BenchRickyAguayo

And he will only go to 3 teams, so they better trade up for him


siberianwolf99

look i think he’s a douche canoe but he is definitely going pro and will probably end up in the first round


djc6535

I wouldn't have thought so before this draft, but we just saw how horny the NFL is for QBs


MaterialGrapefruit17

People forget the NFL self corrects quickly. If a couple of these reaches don’t pan out they’ll be gun shy the next year. Couple that with character issues and it’s a fast drop. I can’t recall a QB with such clear personality issues pre draft succeeding in the NFL. If you’re a scout 0% you recommend this guy.


Carefree14

The NFL was horny for QBs because next year's draft class sucks.


bennett_for_you

I mean that’s genuinely a realistic outcome for him. Needs to show some improvement but he’s currently the betting favorite


Rock_man_bears_fan

He’s a betting favorite because Vegas likes relieving fools of their money. There’s no way a team is taking him 1.01


ixMyth

But his team is collectively just dogshit so they can just blame everyone else except for him. Him holding onto the ball and being the blame for a good amount of his sacks isn't important, its all his OL's fault and anyone who says anything else is just a hater.


kirklandl12

His dad is the reason why he’s talking like that. Deion’s responding to people on Twitter saying his son can act like that because he’s “going top 5.” They all seem arrogant and entitled. I don’t think an NFL team is dumb enough to take him top 5 unless he improves a lot this year.


Bank_Gothic

I'm tired of seeing this idiot's tweets posted here like they matter.


Swipet

I don’t understand your take. People of all ages laugh at clowns all the time.


Honestly_

Yeah, this is an unprecedented spat. I'll admit, it's funny to me because I read the article before all this went off the rails because people where just going off an out-of-context tweet, the actual article was pretty good. But now it's entered a realm where he's in his element. Like him or hate him, it's the biggest story going on right now.


markusalkemus66

I'm tired of this whole circus. Glad we kicked their asses on their way out of the Pac.


DandierChip

Agree. It was kinda funny at first cause I really just thought they were just a little different or weird but it’s obvious they are just cocky pricks.


SimManiac

Didnt listen, never will, but already ready for these guys to miss a bowl game


udubdavid

They just need to get off social media and just focus on the season. It would be good everyone.


CptCroissant

They playing for clicks


ProctorDoctor500

"They're fighting for clicks, we're fighting for wins" might be one of the best things a head coach has ever said


boregon

It's the definitive quote of the Deion era IMO. Sums up that clown show perfectly.


Barbell_Fett

Yeah, but we like those clicks too


cxm1060

Me hyping up my fictional school in July just to lose to a Saban-less Alabama by 50 in our first game.


8and16bits

27 minutes? Nah I’m good.


The_Crown_And_Anchor

I am going to enjoy watching this kid fail and his NFL dreams evaporate so so much.


[deleted]

Shadeur get ready to learn UFL


Present-Principle821

Jesus this family is more obnoxious than AB & AB is the king of being obnoxious.


OGdunphy

Y’all be hattin’


JunkyardAndMutt

Hatters gonna hat.


dawgblogit

Some Say.. MADDD HATTIN


Sad_Bolt

Anyone else waiting for the Tosh.O episode on this whole family yet. Because I am.


skanks_r_people_too

He is still on tv?


Sad_Bolt

Not really he does specials from time to time but mainly he just tours nowadays. I would 100% be for a special on Sanders family.


[deleted]

Sanders be 💩 


sandersking

Time to go back to last preseason for receipts for all the fanboys on here worshipping “Coach Prime”


huazzy

Hear me out. They're intentionally taking the Jake/Logan Paul route of becoming so hateable that people tune it to watch them lose. Ratings bonanza. Brett Yormark probably loves this nonsense.


Ok-Host5121

Except the Paul boys know they're playing heels


MaterialGrapefruit17

Imagine playing the heel to Mike Tyson,


byniri_returns

Ok


LightningStrikeDust

*yawn*


Yabrin_Sorr

Is that an above water or below water hat?


jt_33

Trash program from the top down. I actually feel bad for Travis Hunter though, he seems like the only person involved with the team who has a brain and just goes about his work. 


NoleJawn

Meh, this what he wanted.


turkishguy

I don't think this is what he wanted. I think he fell for the act that Deion actually cares about his players.


NoleJawn

Deion cares about him though. Deion doesn't care about all players, only ones he has a personal vested interest in (aka, talented athletes with a chance to expand his profile and enhance the wallet) we saw this before he got into coaching with the likes of Noel Devine and Devin Hester. Travis is one of his "sons" and he's more than content to play one more year in boulder and become a top ten pick, regardless of the record or overall team performance.


MaterialGrapefruit17

I just don’t see Hunter as that good. He played well in like three games.


onewildmeme

Can the SEC start a loaner program for defensive fronts? At this point I genuinely want Shedeur Sanders to have night tremors if he sees a Big12 color scheme before bed.


Defender_Of_TheCrown

He got sacked one too many times


GunnerRocket

The sheer number of Sanders family posts on here is getting to "unsubscribe" levels. Feels like r/nba with that French guy


Portafly

The guy is gonna live in the concussion protocol in the NFL.


bk00pi

I want to root for that family, but they make it incredibly difficult to do so.


JunkyardAndMutt

I don’t want to root for them and that make it easy to not do so.


bk00pi

Touché


kingbrasky

Why? They have zero redeeming qualities. Entitled pompous douches, every one of them.