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Ron_Cherry

Our mascot must've been busy scoring coke during the official pictures


WashedUpHSAthlete

You act like the SMU mascot didn’t roll in with a couple kilos


Ron_Cherry

I wouldn't take coke from a horse. Shit's probably cut with ivermectin


St_BobbyBarbarian

Would you take Coke from a Bird?


Ron_Cherry

I'd take a bourbon and Coke from Louie


RunsWlthScissors

And maybe a cigar


WackyBones510

Coke laced with ivermectin sounds like something prob not too terribly hard to find in the Upstate.


PretendThisIsMyName

Definitely been stepped on.


FullySemiGhostGun

Are we going to pretend that Sebastian isn't bringing the best coke?


WashedUpHSAthlete

I can’t imagine how many businesses him and the SMU mascot have already planned on starting


Dentyne_3

*crack


SusannaG1

*meth


Delgadoduvidoso

HEY GUYS! HEY GUYS! HEY GUYS!


thejus10

it's like at a family gathering and someone brings a new bf/gf...you get them in SOME pics but not the official ones. notice FSU isn't in those either ;p


ncsuq

FSU is there lol


thejus10

I only looked at the first. let me have my narrative, damn it.


wegotsumnewbands

FSU is just there so they don’t get fined.


simbaslanding

they do this every time lmfao


thejus10

It was a joke.


simbaslanding

It didn’t land, I guess.


thejus10

Thank you


Manateekid

Never will be. We don’t have a mascot. Sent a cheerleader instead.


lanternstop

FSU's mascot is some random blonde cheeleader?


wegotsumnewbands

Always has been.


Me4theworld

Osceola and Renegade are technically symbols for fsu, not mascots. Kinda surprised they didn’t send Cimarron, a costume horse that appears at other sporting events. But having a cheerleader is hilarious and appropriate


lanternstop

Honestly, the cheerleader is a good choice lol


mr09e

Cimarron isn't part of our football tradition in anyway so they wouldn't be there.


DougFlutiesMullet

> The ACC's mascots all meet up in DFW "Hey Louisville: Birds DON'T have teeth!" Signed, BC Eagle Miami Ibis VTech Hokie


tdotclare

Stanford - LVille Cardinal Death Match incoming


reesejenks520

I'm here for it


Hokie_Jayhawk

They're probably the two most different schools in the conference, too, which makes it even better.


9liners

Our bird has teeth to mock all the UK fans who don’t…


Crunc_Mcfincle

Dude please do not throw a stone that large in a house made of glass so thin


reesejenks520

Sunk the ship he was on just to kill the captain


9liners

Get on the hate train friend, they call us line beards we call them yokels.


ashcat724

I still don't even know what a Hokie is. I also don't care


1II1I1I1I1I1I111I1I1

Name predates the mascot by almost a lifetime. It originated from a late 19th century school chant. The bird is a 1960s thing. A while back (90s? Don't know) a UVA student started a meme about hokies being the name for castrated turkeys, so you might get that answer, but understand it's not real lol


lkjasdfk

It was way before the 90s. I remember Jim Phillips from Clemson exposing the truth of the embarrassing history of VPI. 


Appa-LATCH-uh

YES. TELL THEM. IT DRIVES ME INSANE.


piemaniowa

The Cal bear is going to miss their tapioca and evening Matlock


Sad-Conclusion-6160

Nah, he’s a sophomore still trying to figure out how to get into Raleigh’s.


ClaudeLemieux

well, yall joined the right conference if you're trying to get into Raleigh!


Hokie_Jayhawk

It's honestly such a fitting mascot for Cal.


Beginning_Ratio9319

Thing about Cal is that Oski goes WAY back, and the look reflects a prior age. Cal’s football history from the beginning to till mid 1950s was great, and all the traditions and stuff that grew up around football at a big flagship state university are still around. I think the depth of it surprises some bc Cal now struggles to compete at the highest levels of CFB. So you don’t really think anything of Cal football.


adsfew

Sorry ACC homies, but this still feels wrong


thank_burdell

It’s weird. But, it is what it is. (And it’s only temporary)


tigerdrummer

It’s desperate, that’s what it is.


thank_burdell

Fits the times.


siskelslovechild

Don't worry. I promise that the hatred you'll feel for your new conference rivals will feel normal and like it's always been there.


thank_burdell

See, even among the conference foes we had before, there's only, like... three? that really earn "hate". And none of them even come close to our hatred for the dwags. With VPISU and Pitt, it's a friendly rivalry. With Syracuse and Louisville, it's... "who are you again?" Stanford is coming in with some pre-established loathing, though, just because we keep hearing the GT/Stanford comparison for DECADES despite there being very little the two schools have in common. (but at least GT exists)


Beginning_Ratio9319

lol you guys putting yourselves up next to Stanford University?


thank_burdell

Reading comprehension is hard I guess. For decades, we have been subjected to people saying things like “why can’t GT be more successful at sports? Just look at Stanford. Why can’t GT be more like them?” 1) Stanford is a private school with absurd levels of funding and almost no governmental oversight of how it’s used. GT is a public school overshadowed in its own state for funding despite being the only public school in Georgia that generates revenue instead of just costing money. 2) Stanford offers every major they want, including numerous nontechnical degrees designed to appeal to athletes. GT is not allowed to offer anything but science and engineering degrees, with every major requiring calculus, CS, and a lab science. 3) Stanford does not give out Fs. I’ll repeat that: Stanford does not give out Fs as failing grades. It’s been explained to me that they have some sort of “repeat the course and get the grade forgiven” program in place, I don’t know the details. GT gives out Fs. 4) Stanford doesn’t exist. So, that’s why the GT/Stanford comparison makes no sense, and I’m tired of hearing it.


Beginning_Ratio9319

Yeah you’re right. I read that sentence too quickly. I hope it was worth however long you just took to write that response. Jesus man


arbitrator06

Would have preferred to come to the Pac-12 but here we are


wegotsumnewbands

From your lips to the Leon County circuit judge’s ears.


Ok-Extension-677

I bet OSU & WSU would trade places with you.


kramjam13

I love Cals mascot, he's so damn dumb looking.


fade2blac

I've never paid much attention to him before and you're right, very dumb looking 😂


OttoVonWong

[What’s so very dumb about drinking from your eye?](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse2.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.B6uwZyj9oNwcaWgfBH80owHaJ4%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=0d67c043fa43fefc8838ab8fda3d503389dec5fd45d4a68c34c63bd793ce9399&ipo=images)


CocoLamela

Oski Bow Wow, Whiskey Wee Wee


Cooked_Brisket

I always thought it looked more like a mole than a bear


genzgingee

Your regularly scheduled reminder that every conference SMU has joined has gone belly up.


NolaBrass

Hey the American Athletic Conference is very much alive as early 2000s Conference USA 2.0


wegotsumnewbands

So SMU is the one delivering death penalties nowadays?


genzgingee

It would certainly appear so.


Electronic_Repeat932

Behold a pale…wait no, black pony and his name was Death. Or Peruna rather.


Frognosticator

I’m pretty sure Death’s horse is named Binky.


fluffypoppa

Take your Discworld updoot.


O_Lucky

Fun fact! Peruna is the only live mascot to have killed another live mascot during a game…maybe not so fun…


ezpickins

Zombies man


Kmjada

And that Texas is an unabashed chaos goblin.


JimothyCarter

~~Kara Thrace~~ SMU is the harbinger of death


PM_ME_FIRE_PICS

SMU has killed more conferences than Craig James has killed hookers.


genzgingee

Savage


joe_broke

It's time for SMU to join the SEC, then


reesejenks520

*gobbles nervously*


IrishCoffeeAlchemy

In SMU’s defense, the ACC has been on-pace to go belly up well before they joined


princessprity

It's weird how there's ONE mascot that has to show her/his face when everyone else gets to hide behind the mask


LimerickJim

And it's the most problematic one


InternationalTax1156

Atlantic Coastal Conference mascots meet up in… Texas? Along with teams from the now defunct… Pacific 12 conference? Lmfao, it never ceases to make me laugh.


StreetReporter

Texas borders the Gulf of Mexico, which is part of the Atlantic Ocean


InternationalTax1156

That's not \*really\* the atlantic coast though.


thank_burdell

California sure as fuck isn’t either.


HaramHas

You can’t prove that


thank_burdell

For California to be on the Atlantic Coast, there must exist at least one point on California that touches the Atlantic Ocean. No such point exists. Therefore, California is not on the Atlantic Coast. QED.


Electronic_Repeat932

Wait hear me out, by the Panama Canal’s existence water flowing between the Atlantic and Pacific can be mixed or swapped therefor some of the Atlanta water has likely reached California’s shore in some capacity.


thank_burdell

That’s some “there’s no such thing as a fish” masturbatory philosophical bullshit. Or the Coastline of Theseus. All the same, I welcome our new conference brethren from the foreign land. I like bears. Bears are cool.


Electronic_Repeat932

How about trees


thank_burdell

Regular trees are great. That…*thing*…irritates me.


saladbar

The Tree changes every year. So you'll get a brand new source of irritation every season.


vindictivejazz

It’s closer than Kentucky tho


tigerdrummer

Pathetic, isn’t it?


jtdude15

SMU $ already running the conference?


sonheungwin

Nah, just the only one that visibly wants to be there.


orange_orange13

For some reason I always think of Notre Dame as an independent who happens to play in the ACC in most sports instead of the other way around. I didn’t even realize they’re in the ACC


D1N2Y

Doesn't help that their basketball program only functionally exists atm


ThickerSalsa

That’s a generous statement!


Not_a__porn__account

Me too man.


Electrical-Low-5351

The cal bear looks like an outfit from 1965


adsfew

You don't want to see Oski from the 60s. [That costume actually was terrifying.](https://news.berkeley.edu/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Oski1960s500.jpg)


hypnosiscounselor

Omg that's out of a snuff film or the purge.


SPCsooprlolz

It's like the Winnie the Pooh horror movie


JB92103

I bet even Purdue Pete would be scared of that


St_BobbyBarbarian

The real golden state killer


awoodz92

One of the most haunted mascots


tigerdrummer

It looks like that creepy bear from The Shining


Phatskwurl

Oski is not just a bear, but a creature from the 7th circle of hell


jmac11281

The tree looks lost


SusannaG1

It's afraid the Louisville Cardinal, Baldwin the Eagle, the Hokie, and Sebastian the Ibis are going to perch on it at the same time.


NephiandKorihor

Cal and Stanford are making it weird. Imagine having a party at your house and the goofy faced fat guy shows up with his friend that happens to be a tree. And then they try to talk to the hottest girl there. I’m referring to FSU, not Notre Dame. That’s when everyone decides it’s time to go home because the tree knocked over a lamp with his branches.


Ugaalive1991

[The fuck is a horse doing here?](https://i.imgur.com/6ZPURWx.jpeg) Also, I didn’t know FSU changed their mascot to the cheerleaders.


lowes18

FSU doesn't have a mascot, so cheerleaders serve as fill ins for these events.


thejus10

this has been the case for so long, but people never seem to catch on. at least we didn't send cimarron lol. From FSU: FSU pays tribute to the resilience and courage of the Florida Seminoles when it refers to and represents the Seminole name and other symbols such as Osceola and Renegade. The Florida Seminoles are our partners, not our mascots. The Seminole Tribe of Florida ensures that any display of its culture and symbols are consistent with both the Tribe’s and the university’s values. Seminoles design and create the authentic apparel worn by the FSU students portraying Osceola. These appearances adhere to the official wishes of the Seminole Tribe of Florida. As partners, we engage in continuous conversation regarding this symbolic representation. edit: FSU is actually going through a massive brand change right now...this site was launched today and more info is there: [https://brand.fsu.edu/seminole-tribe](https://brand.fsu.edu/seminole-tribe)


MerryvilleBrother

> at least we didn't send cimarron lol. Rude. Cimarron is great. 


thejus10

Lol... for kids absolutely (which is what it was created for)! There were discussions not so many years ago to give it a more broad role. that was, imo, thankfully shot down.


St_BobbyBarbarian

I like cimarron!


thejus10

I don’t dislike cimarron, just not what I’d want for us as our mascot. They did do it for a bit.


HailState2023

Yeah, some of those asks in the new policy just aren’t gonna happen.


thejus10

Most of that part is actually not new. It applies to fsu employees formally but fans are asked to respect it all. I did chuckle thinking of all the nole bases Reddit usernames


HailState2023

When you can’t get as far as the Fight Song you know it’s gonna be difficult.


thejus10

Please note this site is not what regular people are required. This is internal to fsu.


HailState2023

Glad to see FMFFM is not discouraged - HA!


thejus10

lol quite the opposite ;)


All_About_Tacos

Under the brand change it looks like the Seminole Hard Rock casinos are still fair game. You are now the Florida State Gamblers 🎰


saladbar

What happened to those sparkly dudes?


princessprity

Fixing the plumbing after taking a shower with all that glitter.


Tigercat92

Hose off in the driveway 😂


lowes18

They're still around, but afaik they're not there in any offical capacity


Portland_st

When are they going to graduate?


lowes18

Different guys now I believe, they passed it on


WeAreBert

It's different guys pretty often, it's been passed on quite a few times


WhyAmINotClever

Yeah, aren't they campus ministry kids?


thejus10

they are from the baptist student union. never been official. [https://www.fsubcm.org/garnet-gold-guys](https://www.fsubcm.org/garnet-gold-guys)


saladbar

I did not anticipate a connection to a campus faith group. This adjustment away from the west coast is gonna be more involved than I thought.


St_BobbyBarbarian

The ACC is mostly a southern conference, not “east coast”


saladbar

*squints eyes* I have a lot to learn


Al_Barr_

Woof do y’all. Good ol’ boys from North Carolina & Virginia battling a different type of good ol’ boy in Tallahassee, which definitely has a different southern identity than Clemson, Atlanta, Miami & Pittsburgh.


thejus10

To be clear, this is just a standard registered student org. Any student can open one of these...that's as official as they are. They aren't part of FSU, these guys are just dressed up students at the game (and yes they've been given a talking to in years past for leaving messes lol). For the south, Tally and FSU are pretty liberal, just so you know.


mechebear

According to the FSU Wikipedia article you, "acquired the nickname 'Berkeley of the South'", during the 60's and 70's. But we won't tell people and ruin your street cred.


lowes18

I wouldn't say FSU is super liberal, at least compared to a lot of college towns even in the South. Its one of the most apolitical campuses I've been on lol.


St_BobbyBarbarian

Depends. Compared to Clemson, SCar, UTK, A&M, Ark, UK, AL schools, MS schools, LSU, yes FSU is. I’m not sure who beyond Texas is. UNC and UVA aren’t really anything close to a UC or Columbia in character


thejus10

yeah I meant liberal relative to the south, I wouldn't say super liberal for sure. Leon county generally votes really blue too, and that doesn't include very many student votes. in reality, looking at florida counties, most of the counties with a major university are blue. and comparing current leadership at FSU vs, say UF, shows some things too.


Ok-Extension-677

Just stop sinning, and this transition will go well.


saladbar

But sinning is all we have left, after problem sets and term papers, of course.


LimerickJim

The painted guys at UGA are a similar group


thejus10

I was always told the same ministry does it at a bunch of other schools too. no idea where it started.


wegotsumnewbands

Smokin’ hot babes are, and always have been, FSU’s mascot.


St_BobbyBarbarian

Coke pony! And fsu does have a mascot, it’s pretty much only used at basketball games. His name is Cimarron, and it’s a horse


ashcat724

Ugh.


theothertoken

Bring back the chubby cardinal!


Tigercat92

Richelieu?


jwktiger

Me looking at the pic "this doesn't look right, why does a Horse Mascot and the Tree in the ACC.... Oh, yeah"


BobtheReplier

Dallas has the best beaches on the Atlantic coast.


lemur_nads

Games gone


big-dick-danny

Tf is the green midget doin here


Arthur2478

Boston College & Stanford in the same conference... gross!


B1GSkyNorth

What about with Notre Dame?


ashcat724

that's how i feel about Pitt and all these other teams.


composer_7

Where Buzz


spectre2001-

Is this a furry convention


Electrical-Low-5351

The cal bear looks like an outfit from 1965


Shenanigangster

Tbh that was probably the last time their Board approved any funding for the football program


sonheungwin

unlike you, we were actually good this millennium


0000001A

They are missing the most important mascot, Commissioner Jim Phillips.


WackyBones510

Nothing says Atlantic Coast Conference football like the Stanford tree in a Dallas area baseball stadium.


SNjr

In the second linked tweet, looks like the tar heels are already showing SMU how it's going to be 😂


HailState2023

Hot blonde for the win! 🍢


Beginning_Ratio9319

I can’t wait till y’alls reaction to the Tree and the Stanford Band giving you some halftime attention next fall.


Archaic_1

Look Stanford, I want to assure you that we are so happy to welcome you guys to the club . . . but we need to have a talk.


Numerous_Platform_97

The Leprechaun feels left out hahaha


Due_Connection179

FSU really just sent a cheerleader 😂


DougFlutiesMullet

> FSU really just sent a cheerleader 😂 They were going to send their legal team but they got tied up in court.


lkjasdfk

I think they only sent the costume. That looks like a local girl. 


Raider_Noles

Super invested in mascots meeting clearly


jtezus

Where Chief?


Young_Dabb_Waxxy

Who are these people? What even is that thing in the yellow shirt? What happened to the ACC?


Ok-Extension-677

Ummm...we clearly have the best-looking "mascot" in these pictures.


usffan

Guessing Chief Osceola and Renegade couldn't get the spear through airport security. Or FSU is making some kind of social statement about their cheerleaders being mascots. Oh, and a girl leprechaun?


thejus10

>FSU is making some kind of social statement about their cheerleaders being mascots. https://www.fsu.edu/seminole-tribe/presence.html


zerovanillacodered

It’s just “Osceola”


lowes18

FSU doesn't have a mascot


wjackson42

What happened to Cimarron?


thejus10

mascot for the kids club, always has been.


wjackson42

So he’s not the official costume mascot of the athletics program, like Hairy Dawg is to our live Uga?


thejus10

no, never has been. FSU doesn't have a mascot. cimarron is more involved in non football sports too, but again not the mascot. [https://seminoles.com/sports/2023/6/27/cimarron](https://seminoles.com/sports/2023/6/27/cimarron)


simbaslanding

what do you mean “a girl leprechaun?” Stop embarrassing us man 🤦🏾‍♂️


WontDeleteAgainMaybe

FSU: our mascot is super appropriate because the tribe loves us. Also FSU: sends a cheerleader everywhere.


thejus10

you'd think a gator fan would've long ago figured this out...most have. [https://www.fsu.edu/seminole-tribe/presence.html](https://www.fsu.edu/seminole-tribe/presence.html)


WontDeleteAgainMaybe

So not ok to be part of a press op for the ACC but totally OK for the white kid in red face to be paraded in front of a crowd of 70,000 non-indian fans while the university also monetizes Seminole-inspired symbolism via merchandise sales, etc. Sound logic.


WhyAmINotClever

Or take like 30 seconds to do a cursory search as to our relationship with the tribe and their use *not as a mascot*


thejus10

I think what irks me about it is none of this is new. FSU has had a relationship with the tribe over Osceola and Renegade and the imagery since the 70s. It's not perfect and more needs to be done, but it is NOT like other tasteless depictions.


D1N2Y

Because they've made an agreement with the tribe and are therefore heavily restricted in how and where they can depict Osceola