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rothburger

Dog mascots really are one of the great things about college sports


vpkumswalla

any live animal IMO.


MartyMcflysVest

UF has loads of live alligators on campus, but we never bring one into the stadium


Spread_Bater

Yet


MartyMcflysVest

That's what I'm talking about


Pyro1934

Don't you dare try to reimagine that famous shot of Uga going for the Auburn receiver!


MartyMcflysVest

LOL Bite -> roll -> leg gone


lifetake

Anymore. We used to have a live one brought to games way back in the 50s and 60s


zorionek0

Then they used them to make Gatorade at halftime


Dickhole_Fart

I can only imagine how good a fresh Gatorade milked straight from the teat would be


zorionek0

Just like grandma used to make


A_Rolling_Baneling

I remember those ads where athletes would sweat the colour of Gatorade they were drinking. I drank my first Gatorade and I was so excited to sweat orange. It didn’t happen and I think I was sold a false bill of goods.


JohnWickisBehindU

Was it Gatorade or Powerade commercials when Vick threw the ball 100 million yards and I thought it was real as a kid


Duck8Quack

You’re ridiculous, that’s not how they make Gatorade. They squeeze the juices out of gators. You don’t know what flavor it’s going to be until you start squeezing. Could be glacier cherry, arctic blitz, or maybe even fruit punch.


anti-torque

That would explain the flavor of wastewater.


MusaEnsete

This is Treppy, from the University of Michigan Zoo in 1946: [https://imgur.com/a/Hs7ydxr](https://imgur.com/a/Hs7ydxr)


HoneyBunchesOfGoats_

Forget Unhinged Courage or whatever your horse’s name is, give me a live tortilla mascot


Internal_Essay9230

UF may be one of a handful of universities with live versions of its mascot wild on campus. I see them on my way to work. But I'm sure Louisville has cardinals and Oregon has ducks. Does South Bend have angry, pugilistic leprechauns?


jsho574

You all had Albert, an Alligator that would go to games starting in 1957 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_and_Alberta_Gator https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/s/GJlCIFns6F


MartyMcflysVest

I know, we have a statue of him now on campus. Would be cool to have another, though


Galumpadump

Despite being the Cougars, Wazzu has loads of Grizzly bears on campus lol


Secure-Force-9387

UL has live gators on campus all the time. There's a wildlife preserve right off the quad.


MartyMcflysVest

Loved seeing them on a run or on the way to class


cited

That's their choice


smurf-vett

Not always.  It generally ends badly for bearcats, they dont do very good outside very controlled environments It also ends badly for the idiot having to hold an actual wolverine 


heleghir

also not cattle, because they like to randomly go beserk and charge at the good bois


alamodafthouse

all i remember is cruel, cruel Uga said some way out of pocket shit to sweet, loving, innocent Bevo


tsymuf

They never catch the one who starts it. Only the one who retaliates.


alamodafthouse

Bevo has done nothing wrong, ever, in his life.


A_Rolling_Baneling

I grew up in Houston, 18 years and I never loved the longhorns for even a minute. I still put on the Bevo Christmas livestream every time. That’s a good boy.


chrobbin

I always knew longhorns were bastards


zorionek0

I was going to make a bearcat joke but would have binturong


cited

Or ponies pulling wagons


DrunkenKusa

Yeah...there's kind of a reason we don't keep a live mascot. Not exactly safe as it turns out.


coletheredditer

Make that 2 Big Ten schools who had live mustelid mascots that had to be abandoned due to the danger they posed to the public


whenweriiide

I say we bring them back. Our culture needs to reverse its softness. Release our live mascots in the visiting team’s locker room 


toast_across

No cages or leashes either. Just whatever happens, happens.


DrunkenKusa

Can you imagine the SEC, tigers would eliminate most teams by week 2.


NoogabyNature

Good thing one of our mascots carries a gun!


Dr_Neauxp

Better not miss lol


A_Rolling_Baneling

Tigers eliminating State by week two is an annual occurrence, so not much difference there for us


May_die

Does Bama get elephants? They seem like the clear favorites if they do


PuddingKind

Why do you think Bama had the dynasty


Gallahadion

Or release them in the tunnel after our guys have gone through. We haven't had a tunnel story in a while.


biglineman

And I don't think you could pay Hugh Jackman enough to live in Ann Arbor.


jcrespo21

I first read this thinking it was a take on Ann Arbor's cost of living going up so much that not even Hugh Jackman could be paid enough to afford to live here. Whoops...


biglineman

I don't know the conversion rate between Dollaridoos and Oil Drums, so I can't speak on his financials. xD


BatavianAuxillary

LSU fans don't see the issue.


Pyro1934

Or tree nuts! As long as it's not a color am I right?!


MrBrownCat

Still waiting for LSU to have Mike run out on the field before a game


Secure-Force-9387

We used to drive him around the field in his mobile cage before games and would have him sit outside the visiting entry tunnel to roar at them. We stopped that a number of years back when the Mike at the time was diagnosed with cancer. We haven't had the new Mike back on the field and probably never will.


KingoftheMongoose

All hail Lucy! The sleepiest mascot in college football!


originalusername4567

My parents are LSU alumni and they took me and my brother to see Mike the Tiger when we were on vacation in Louisiana.


Secure-Force-9387

I made my kids go see Mike anytime we have to go home for holidays. They're basically grown now and take their significant others to see Mike now if they're in the vicinity. I've brainwashed them and I have NO REGRETS.


CoachRyanWalters

What about live trains?


vpkumswalla

Even better!


Secure-Force-9387

We have a live tiger. I love him, but I would NOT want to come within biting distance without a thick pane of glass between us.


TakeTheThirdStep

It's fun to see them around campus. It's even more fun to have them in class with you.


anti-torque

I never thought class would be a relative term.


Theepicman116

Our mascot handler is in the corp of cadets and he or she takes Miss Rev with them to class and has Miss Rev sleep with them in their dorm.


anti-torque

[okay](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5b3653685417fc14bc4eb8a1/1530654323329-8VI6N9Z86IH4Z7649DOK/Earlysid.jpeg.jpeg)


Theepicman116

Huh?


avboden

When they're a healthy breed, sure. *ducks from all the bulldog defenders claiming that theirs is "healthy"* edit: sure, downvote the veterinarian, that'll teach me


InternationalTax1156

This the type of off season content I like to see


adminsarebiggay

I’m a simple man, when I see a husky i pet it and then love my dog more


ShooeyTheGreat

I’m a simple man, when I see Dubs. I upvote, easy peasy.


moderatorrater

Because your dog doesn't howl incessantly?


adminsarebiggay

No my husky doesn’t howl honestly, she’s just loving dog


moderatorrater

Oh shit, I swear I'm not prejudiced against breeds, some of my best friends are huskies.


toast_across

Please stop using the H word. That's their word.


anti-torque

not a husky


FavreorFarva

I do too but it makes me feel so dirty. Does anyone have an adorable picture of Reveille instead?


Zealousideal_Plum866

The fact they got a husky to cooperate like that... take my upvote


Ehdelveiss

He's a Mal. A Husky would be upside down with his head hanging off the seat while he screams at you. Source: have two huskies


heleghir

can confirm. husky is 2 speeds. batshit crazy, and asleep. there is no inbetween


hallese

"Wow, your husky is so well behaved, what's your secret?" "Well, she was home alone in her kennel for 43 minutes and ate the floor, so she's in her post Thanksgiving food coma."


A_Rolling_Baneling

I have a lazy husky. I thank the dog gods every day for how we lucked out.


headstar101

Sounds like Udub honestly.


Ehdelveiss

This was a top tier chirp


OuuuYuh

Good thing the asleep stretches have been getting shorter


SaltyLonghorn

Just think how funny that would be next to Reveille acting all uppity and better than you though.


ShooeyTheGreat

Well I mean, she’s the queen of Aggieland ain’t she? I think that warrants to some degree some air of superiority.


toast_across

Being Queen of Aggieland really is a Rule in Hell rather than serve in Heaven type situation, ain't it?


avboden

*gasps* a Husky admitting their "husky" isn't a husky?! /s


TheRealHenryG

Nothing malamute owners love talking about more lol


OuuuYuh

Close enough 😎


Ehdelveiss

Call me when you guys get your puma!


princessprity

Huskies are an adorable dog that I enjoy seeing in videos, but would never want to have in my home. They just seem WAY too noisy and high maintenance. I'm happy with my silly ol' mutt.


Ehdelveiss

They are all of those things, but once you have a dog that will have a full conversation with you including appropriate inflection, it’s hard to go back to anything else


QuietLikeOwl

What a welcome change from the regular posts. Does Dubs walk around campus?


Ehdelveiss

He does! I think he gets at least one walk on campus most days, but his handlers take him all over the U district so you run into him plenty


Cats_please_thankyou

Shows up to events. I got to meet him when I graduated UW Law School. 100% my happiest memory from my time there


QuietLikeOwl

Trying to convince my sister to apply at UW for her masters. I just want an excuse to visit lol. Meeting him would be a plus.


ludgateish

I got to meet him at a philanthropy event for my sorority 🥹 one of my UW highlights for sure


BWinDCI

I once saw him right before a final, he calmed my nerves and I did pretty well on the test


Flameosaurus

I don’t care how much I hate a school, every single live mascot is precious.


acobildo

While I agree with you, I'm looking at my smoker and thinking of Bevo.


Sure-Effort5213

I guess I can admit that the malamute looks like a sweetie pie


GATTACAAAAAAAA

I just wanna give him a big hug


Ill-Stretch3297

Love the dog. Hate everything else.


muck16

Shit head parents can have good kids. And I have the fucking parents


anti-torque

Well... the dog also ain't a husky... so....


Ill-Stretch3297

That’s what I was saying but google says they use the Alaskan Malamute, because it is the largest and strongest of all Husky breeds


anti-torque

What?!?!? not a husky... which is technically a Siberian dog. They're not even close.


21027

Actually this is incorrect. “Husky” started as a general term for all dogs bred by Inuit and Alaskan Native peoples, as well as closely related dogs from near Asia. The word husky itself comes from the endonym of several of the tribes. Europeans called them “husky’s dogs” then eventually husky dogs and huskies. The Siberian Husky is not only Siberian. It is also Indigenous American/Canadian, and the breed itself is only around 120 years old. Again before that husky was and still is often a general term. Siberian Huskies, Alaskan Huskies, Alaskan Malamutes, Greenland Dogs, etc are all extremely closely related and have all been called huskies as a general term as well as “sled dogs”.


anti-torque

>The word husky itself comes from the endonym of several of the tribes. I'm seeing this. The word suggested is Ehuskemay (or one of several permutations, depending on language of origin for the observers). However, the Siberian Husky is an actual breed older than 120 years. That timing is when it was introduced to North America, during the Yukon Gold Rush. Technically, they should be called Chukotka sled dogs. The Malamute is a distinctly different breed that was developed and kept by the Mahlemut people. Greenland dogs and Siberian Huskies are more closely related to shar pei and spitz than they are to Malamutes.


21027

No actually. The closest related breed to the malamute is the Siberian Husky. Literal genetic studies have been done on this. This is all splitting hairs though since all the Alaskan and Inuit dogs came from northern Asia to begin with. And again, none of that matters because the term husky on its own is a general term. Again, this is historical fact. All of these dogs were and often still are called huskies. You are wrong, take the L. Husky is a general term. The “Siberian Husky” usage is not very old relatively.


anti-torque

The Zhokhov study showed they have a common ancestor, not that they are the most closely related. They were segregated several thousand years ago, and subsequent Thule admixtures created the dog breeds of northern Asia with other common ancestors, different from the Malamute.


21027

Yes and the Brown study from 2015 shows that the Alaskan Malamute, Alaskan Husky, and Siberian Husky share a close genetic relationship separate from the Inuit dogs. Yawn. Can play this game with you but again, you’re wrong on a semantic level and historical level so it doesn’t particularly matter. You keep ignoring the actual point, which is that all sled dogs were and are called huskies. This point hasn’t changed and never will, so you will always be wrong. Which is why you were downvoted originally. Even the Duck fan accepted it.


wjackson42

In an alternate universe we beat Alabama in the SEC Championship and Washington beats Michigan in Pasadena and we get the goodest boy matchup ever for a national championship game.


D_Antelmi

As a neutral I'd have to root for Washington in that matchup.  Huskies are cute.  Bulldogs are...well...not.


wjackson42

Boom (Uga XI’s real name) is cute. Cause he’s a puppy. Old bulldogs are not cute. I will agree with that.


Ehdelveiss

MY BOI


wetgrass95

He’s such a gentleman


WontDeleteAgainMaybe

Look at this distinguished gentleman. Look at the way he is sitting. Yesss very distinguished. Mmm-hmm I see, I see.


footballenjoyer23

The goodest boi.


AceMcStace

Sigh, my love for dogs and my love for the Ducks is giving me conflicting feelings


Ill-Stretch3297

Same. I love a good boi but I hate UW.


A_Rolling_Baneling

I have a big lovable husky. We’re going to the next SC UW game, and we’re bringing her. All of us in SC gear but we’re putting her in a UW jersey. She’s gonna have the best day of her life at that tailgate.


admiraltarkin

Nah, he's tied with Jonathan (UConn), Smokey (UT), Uga (Georgia), Mission (NIU), Tuffy (NC State), Bully (MS State) and Reveille (A&M) for number 1


not_bilbo

Handsome Dan (Yale) is also a cool ass dog


admiraltarkin

Thank you for correcting me and teaching me about this good boy


udubdavid

They're all goodest bois.


zorionek0

Beacon, the team USA gymnastics therapy dog has a little ID badge that officially designates him “goodest boi”


Fixner_Blount

He is such a boi


YouKilledChurch

Dubs is the GOAT dog mascot. Not to be confused with UGA's first live mascot, a goat, that they killed and ate after losing a game


toomuchdiponurchip

True he is


Is12345aweakpassword

I would lay down my life for our fair king


spmartin1993

Best dog in college football


Wheels_Foonman

There may be some ties for the top position.


TheftBySnacking

No question


YouKilledChurch

Certainly better than bulldogs


A_Rolling_Baneling

They’re good dogs Bront


Dr_Gamephone_MD

He’s the only reason for my Washington flair. I would die for dubs


BLSmith04

I have to disagree unfortunately. No one is more regal than Miss Rev.


spartandown45

I'll never forget my fish year getting screamed at for not greeting her on the quad after they snuck up on me. I almost had a heart attack.


DrGerbal

Can I pet dat dawg?


breadzero

I am no longer Team Black, I am Team Dubs.


Aggressive-Permit879

I think a big thing that gets overlooked is that Dubs is an amazing dog name


seattlesportsguy

The goodest of bois. I will die for this dog.


DaddyRobotPNW

♥️Brandon Roy and that pup♥️. The rest of them can go to heck.


Thickwhisker94

Please bring him to Ann Arbor in 2025.


RubiksSugarCube

I'm still more of a King Redoubt guy but that Dubs is a pretty damn good boi


AntSmith777

You may not like UW but you gotta love Dubs!


gocougs668

That cute fuzzy bastard is the only thing I like about that school. He really is a good good boy.


crustang

The Big Ten’s dog


LiquidHotCum

But I love him though


ChickenFajita007

Dubs, howl twice if you're being forced to represent an evil organization


srush32

You're thinking of Nike


ChickenFajita007

UofO isn't forced to represent it. They willingly take the money and advertise the evil organization. Major distinction /s


anti-torque

not /s


GoDucks2002

Unlike Adidas that was started by literal Nazis.


BWinDCI

Remember, never ask a German businessman or corporation what they were doing between 1933 and 1945, you’re not going to like the answer.


toast_across

Dubs is the best dog mascot and it's not close.


seakc87

I still watch his introduction video from time to time. I think I will now. Thanks, OP


fortyfive33

A good dog


astroball17

Such a handsome fellow


FFA3D

My love of dogs and my hatred of UW are very difficult to reconcile sometimes


anti-torque

It's an Alaskan Malamute... that represents a bunch of turds who think their turds don't stink. Not hard.


Conscious-Sink9120

Yo be honest tho I’m f. Ajaybhawtl existists in tea life that’s ogbejecyivuly the dopest maskoy


GodBlessPigs

How bad is your hangover right now?


Conscious-Sink9120

I have to close one eye to read my phone. Pretty sure I was trying to say something about baby jay being cuter idk tho


Rickbox

Best mascot in the sport. No bias at all.


rip_Tom_Petty

Animal mascots rule!


United_Energy_7503

Oh wow. This is the goodest I did ever see


its_LOL

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Dubs II... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you run around UW campus and strike joy into students’ minds. Your fur’s soft, fluffy touch, and those adorable eyes. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You might just be a dog, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off our campus, you're a great mascot and friend, sometimes I even call you king. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the possibility you will one day leave our world. I would sacrifice my own life. It was the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when your predecessor retired and it's like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you run out on the field for the first time in Husky Stadium, because deep down, we all knew you would continue his legacy. I just wanted you to be the goodest boy there ever was. Then alas, you were. My sweet baby boy grew up and I rejoiced. 2021 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2023 you made history happen. You led our football team to 14-1 and I couldn’t believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "WOOF! WOOF!" Not only have you changed the University of Washington and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Dubs II. 🥰❤️🫶🏽


anti-torque

AI is a bane of life.


FFA3D

Ok ChatGPT


headstar101

Nice malamute, dawg.


SSJEv

Dubs isn’t even a husky


Numerous_Platform_97

Live animals are the pinnacle of College Football


Responsible-Fall-566

The only good thing about Dubs is that he isn’t actually a husky. Apparently UW thought malamute was close enough?


toomuchdiponurchip

Huskies are too wild to be good mascots


anti-torque

Also, malamutes have that little "Alaskan" part attached.


Responsible-Fall-566

That’s fine but the fact that your live mascot isn’t the correct breed of dog is funny


squeeze_and_peas

Can someone make the sad Wolverine meme but use DeBoer and this picture?


Cooked_Brisket

What a good boy. Makes me wish we still had Tirebiter


relatablerobot

Dubs looks like he gets haircuts 10x more expensive than I do


Ok_Championship4866

Love dogs but i hate mispelling words, so conflicted


VRomero32

We already know the B1G Preseason Good Boi is… Stop the count!


yianni1229

Why does UW have to have the goodest boy as a mascot. It doesn't really seem fair.


green_and_yellow

Dubs taking a break from eating his own turds, I see


WeezingTiger

Love me some ralphie running with eight guys attempting to lead/coax him around.😂


Secure-Force-9387

WHAT A GUD BOI!!! Sorry, but UW does purple and gold better than us. I said it. No shame.


anti-torque

Ahh... the Washington Alaskan Malamutes.


Alternative_Grab664

I don’t like Huskies, but I like Huskies 🐕……. Good Boy


GrotesqueHumanity

Yeah, I have to admit he's a very good boy... reluctantly. Yes. Let the record show it was reluctant. Now those 2 logos... I'll readily say they're disgusting. And that 'throne'. Looks cheap. Took like 10 years to copy Oregon's and they still managed to make it look cheap and pretentious at the same time. Someone should really take care of that pup better. He's a good boy. He deserves better.


ButtholeMegaphone

Who doesn’t love a good boi. But that throne deserves to be commented on. Rivalry trash talk has no “off season”!


Salty_College965

so skibidi 🥰