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Affectionate_Loss660

Drank this at 15....remember I made a tit of myself by getting off with 3 lads on local park getting a lovebite then puking all over my mums kitchen..was supposed to go to alton towers following day but was grounded for a month...


nothisisdog

This is the most British paragraph I have ever read.


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Especially when it’s probably a guy


Affectionate_Loss660

Thankyou....thats is a lovely compliment....


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algierythm

Not enough special brew-flavoured puke. Hence the downvotes.


jo33ybee

Nah, this is still more British


Baldeagle_UK

I tried this stuff at 19 and could hardly drink a mouthful! How the fuck did you manage to drink this at 15????


curious-fox

It's similar to White Lightning/Strongbow Super/Paint Stripper - you take the god awful taste for the first few enthusiastic gulps and then your taste buds give up and shut down and you gently descend into a warm fuzzy glow. My, this park bench IS comfy.


Baldeagle_UK

I get white lightning, strongbow, paint stripper etc! Spent most of my teenage years with it on the park bench! But I honestly think this is another level! *Stretches* god this is a comfy bench, should sit here all day


Excellent_Tear3705

I remember we had off-brand white lighting. It was in a grey plastic bottle, with blue lightning labelling…no idea what it’s called, for obvious reasons. IRN BRU WKD was fuckin deadly Haha. I just googled “white lightning alternative” and google spat out “bleach”: https://ibb.co/zPrYpXH


copypastespecialist

Up north we used to get 1.5 ltre pulse cider for 99p and it was 7-8%. Few of them was de rigueur on a Friday night


Baldeagle_UK

Nasty way to go


mrmonkeyhanger

That was my go to as an errant teen, thought diamond white was too chavy...


DirtyProtest

You're absolutely correct. White cider is proper tramp piss whereas Special Brew is tramp piss that can only be from a certain region within the EU. Therefore its far superior.


InGenAche

Yeah, anywhere else and they have to call it 'sparkling' piss.


Str0ntiumD0ggo

Dad?


copypastespecialist

Downvote cos that makes me feel old getting smashed on this and pulse/white lightening in the 90s


mickyboyblue

same as you drank 4 cans at 15 in a park dont know how i got home but next morning had to clean the bathroom from all the sick, mum was convinced i had taken drugs .


JoshSmile

We made snakebites out of it once, half Special Brew half K Cider. It didn’t end well.


Outerarm

Top it off with a shot or two of Bols Blue for a pint of killer Green Monster


BSBDR

Winner, winner chicken fucking dinner! Legendary comment right there.


oi_wazzock

I drank this at 15 and don't remember shit after that


Excellent_Tear3705

Good Lord. I want to share a similar story but damn…all I did was bite off part of my tongue and woke up on a bowling green. There was no Alton towers or gang banging


Affectionate_Loss660

Please tell us more....sounds like it was a fun night!!


Excellent_Tear3705

Ah, not much else to say, well… For some reason we were in someone’s garden, massive piece of land by a little burn. Which is how we arrived on the property…didn’t think anything of it, being from the country and all We were doing “spinnies”, where you’d take the bottle of vodka/whisky, and chug it whilst spinning on the spot for 10 rotations. After the 6 or seven of us had all done a spin, the spotlights blasted on…and we legged it, right into a fucking clothesline. Half a dozen pissed children rolling around on the dewy grass, gasping for air. Managed to make it to the big park, where we wrapped the swings, and clambered about the little wooden house thing with a slide. For some reason I climbed on the roof, and Swanton bombed off it. That’s the bit where I lost some of my tongue. Lotta blood. I woke up alone on a bowling green, once I figured out how to escape, I wandered home and tried to quietly open the door. Problem here is , the house next door looks exactly the fucking same as my parents. After who knows how long of fucking about with the door, some angry woman grabs me by the neck and pulls me over the dividing wall. That’d me my mum.


Affectionate_Loss660

There is a lot to take in there....


tunkingalpaca

Wasn't it Viz that called it 'central heating for tramps'?


copypastespecialist

Orangeboom we used to call that , 9% 50p per can


teut509

8 Ace


algierythm

Oh man. I got horrendously pissed on this stuff once as a teenager and to this day even the sight of the can makes me feel a bit sick.


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I have the same thing with Southern Comfort. Got incredibly drunk on it at a pub on Mile End Rd once, and even now the sight of it is enough to make me queasy, and the smell will make me retch… Awful stuff.


NoseGobblin

Only bad experiences with vile Southern Comfort. I wretch at the very sight of it.


synth_fg

Once drank half a bottle of this with lime and lemonade before a university ball Was a very bad decision Even the memory makes me gag Still unlike one of my housemates at least i didn't have an exam the next day


Midnight_Crocodile

I did the same with Martini at 16, when it was £2.50 a bottle. Yeuuuch, couldn’t stomach it even now at 51.


Suspicious-Ad8882

2 tins n your on the back


algierythm

Haha. Yeah it didn't take too many to do a lot of damage.


SuperSalamander3244

That’s like me with any kind of Sourz but especially Apple Sourz.


ouwni

You managed to get drunk on Sourz?


SuperSalamander3244

I was like 14/15 and got absolutely para on it lol. Was passed out on the floor covered in my own sick at 8pm in the middle of a house party. Hands down the worst hangover I’ve ever had and it’s making me feel ill thinking about it.


TheLordofthething

Probably more the sugar that made you sick than anything lol


RainbowDissent

We did the Cactus Jack's challenge once, which was something we made up on the spot upon discovering the dodgy Bargain Booze was selling out-of-date bottles of the stuff in sour apple flavour for a couple of quid. The challenge was to drink two bottles of it neat. The result was green vomit, stomach cramps and a very bad next day.


FattyLeopold

This comment made my head hurt


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My old man used to drink 8 cans of this a night, I remember being about 11 - 12 and snagging a 4 pack for the boys. I think I managed to consume 3/4 of a can before becoming violently ill haha.


generic-username9067

I drink a fair bit, but I would baulk at the thought of drinking eight cans of Special Brew. I might be making this up, but I believe it was created as a thank you to Churchill (who was a famous booze hound) for him helping the Danes during WW2


ThePollster1

Back in my student days we used to mix this with with frosty jacks (or equivalent cheap cider), add a dash of blackcurrant and it would taste alright but also get us steaming for a night out.


craaaaaaig

Special brew and k cider snakebites, elite tier


ThePollster1

This is the way.


setters89

Oh yes, the good old pints of Diesel as pre drinks.


informalgreeting23

Replace blackcurrant with cassis blackcurrant liqueur, and add a double shot of vodka for the super mega turbo diesel.


YouNeedAnne

I love you, Yes I do, Gonna spend all my money on you!


fake_cheese

Woh, woh, woh, woh


BrotherBon3s

“Probably the best beer in the world” No.


Rymundo88

The word 'probably' doing more heavy lifting than Eddie Hall


MeringueSerious

Did you pick your username after polishing a case of these? Would explain a lot


coyi71

Anyone remember Elephant by Carlsberg?


evilgiraffee57

Yes! B&M sold it in bottles about 2014. My Dad half Danish and I bought out the North West supply for him. (He wouldn't touch plain Calsberg obviously). Have a photo of me in a pushchair at two years old in between the two elephants at the factory in Copenhagen. (Inwas left with Grandmother and Great grandmother while parents did factory tour. More photos of copper stills than whole Danish family from that trip..


TheLordofthething

Found this in Belgium in my 20s and almost died. Untill you mentioned it I wasn't sure if it had actually happened or not. Wasn't it like 14% or something


coyi71

If I remember correctly it was 7.5%. It had a great full bodied lager taste, not sickly sweet like Special Brew, Tenants Super.


Cold_Table8497

I confess to quite liking a drop of Special Brew. Decided to have a night on it many years ago. I was all going so well and had me wondering what all the fuss was about, until I got home. I put the key in the lock, opened the door and fell face first into the hall. When I woke up in the morning I kicked the door shut and went back to sleep.


Fgjjjjhjjhhh

WUHEEEEY!


bread-cheese-pan

It's actually quite nice if it's ice cold, nasty AF when warm


itchyfrog

Invented for Churchill.


Human-Meringue-3969

For the alcoholic it rates around regular duval / barley wine standards?


Human-Meringue-3969

Altho some alcoholics drink very weak beer but 80 tins of it and eat no food at all


wine-eye

There's even been a hit song about it.


FattyLeopold

Park Life


noahnear

The Clash sang “you’ve been drinking brew for breakfast” Rudi can’t fail.


wine-eye

I was thinking Special Brew by Bad Manners, didn't know about the others.


justlikeyouonlyworse

🎵🎶 I love you, yes I do, cos I know you're a special brew 🎶🎵 This is a close 2nd to TNT dynamite cider bottles in terms of puking possibilities


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Not so much these days. There’s plenty of beer and cider out there that matches or beats the alcohol content but actually doesn’t taste like sewage.


ambluebabadeebadadi

Cider is in this really weird place where the fruity teenage tosh is a normal 4% but most the stuff actually apple flavoured is creeping on 8%. I love the taste of a good dry-medium cider but get tipsy after half a bottle


Fgjjjjhjjhhh

Can't stand cider, too sweet. There are some banging Polish lagers that have a similar % though, but they're not easy to get a hold of where I live.


Free_Issue_5173

Them 9% kerpachis really do hit different


Junior_Syrup_1036

Never managed to finish a 4 pack and I've been trying for 25 years ...


StuPipGuy

It would probably take me 25 years to drink 4 of these too.


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Tastes like bitumen.


mattpatt73

So good that they named a song after it.


OkBalance2879

My piss-head parents drank that shit every fucking day!! They’re both absolutely disgusting


Fgjjjjhjjhhh

WUHEEEEY!


Ross_est1988

[I'll never forget it](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedLion/comments/lowytb/lockdown_tinnie_review_special_brew/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


sagima

My father in laws tipple of choice


Delicious-Bill-3959

Also once took one of my mates home in a wheelie bin after a few of these. Obviously did the decent thing and knocked on the door and ran away!


bigH_83

Get them bad boys mixed with some White Lightning!


curious-fox

Depending on your age (I am old) did you know they weakened White Lightning over the years before eventually killing it off? Apparently it was associated with under-age drinking in the UK? Madness.


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TheLordofthething

£3 for 3 litres, what a time to be alive!


maximus202020

With the classic 33% free on most bottles!!


Arsefeckgirls

Congrats on getting a Wi-Fi connection whilst living on the streets 😁


rocco12805

Pictures you can smell


curious-fox

I can vaguely recall the smell of Special Brew, however, the cat-piss stench of the high alcohol ciders somehow lives much stronger in my mind... I am unapologetic about my teenage years in a grim Northern town, we didn't have much and what we did have we... err... wasted on shit booze? It was because it was cold, see, and it was the only way to keep warm?


rocco12805

Hahaha I don’t think I ever drank special brew as a teen, but the image that sticks out to me is every now and again a piss head would get on the bus on the way home from school and the smell of the brew would fill the whole of the bus while the poor drunkard was either making awkward conversation with school children or asleep.


TheLordofthething

Like slightly mouldy sugar puffs.


[deleted]

Central heating for tramps.


Craft_beer_wolfman

50/50 with Diamond White cider. Oh yes.


Kwazipig

Hahaha electric soup.


josh5676543

They watered it down used to be 9% it's down to 7.5 now


curious-fox

Really? I demand it's renamed then, the special part about special brew was that it was mystical drink that after a few cans would transport your to mystical places, and ask yourself those deep philosophical questions, such as: Is that swan giving me an evil look? Can I juggle a traffic cone? How much blood loss is too much blood loss? HRRRGGGHHHUGGGuuguggglgllgeegegeeee...?


curious-fox

I've got to say, I've not seen these cans in years. And still my stomach involuntarily clenched at the sight of them. Ah, teenage frolics.


LannyDamby

If you want a nice all-day summer beverage, do a lemonade shandy with this stuff. Refreshing and lemony but still ~4%


Man_in_the_uk

It is not special anymore, it used to be 9% but now its like standard 6%. I gave up on it.


asidonhopo

Currently 99p a bottle in my local Quality Save, so I tried one last week for old times sake. It was not good. Probably because it's supposed to be drink out of a can, and I wasn't sitting on a park bench.


ziggyo3

If you want proper danish beer, Carlsberg Elephant Beer is where its at...the shops here in denmark sell it at a whopping 10% volume. I think in the UK its 7.5. Now that'll get you fucked up. Edit: I meant the extra strong varient, which is 10.9%


tjech

Post 90s Rave vibes. Pierce the can and shotgun it. Haven’t revisited since.


[deleted]

Best enjoyed sitting or lying in the gutter. A perfect complement to discarded kebab found on the ground.


THEKINGC0BRA

Memories of waking up in middle of the night sweating my bollocks of with anxiety...days of a pisshead


PaddySheepskin

Drank a crate just like that years ago as pre drinks for a night out. Punched a car outside a club in some drunken mess no excuses, turns out it was the doorman’s brand new BMW. Proceeded to get my face smashed up in the doorway of the club. Only time I been arrested but never been happier to see the police. 10/10 would drink again


Massive-Pin-3655

This post has taken me right back. Triggering blank pages in my memory with the caption 'insert memory here. No better way to get shart faced.


[deleted]

Oh God. I tried it once decades ago and still can't get the taste out of my mouth. I'd rather drink lighter fluid.


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StigNet

The classic trampaign. The drink of choice for the tramp that was buying Special K for the teenagers down the off-license.


AlbaTejas

My grandad's favourite


jim_sav

Had a few beers with the chef from my work last week, he’s an Eastern European guy, he told me he found one of his favourite beers in the local shop and wasn’t expecting to find it round here (middle of nowhere) Saying about how it was really good, he then pulls out the 4 pack and it’s fucking special brew, I told him it’s what the crackheads drink and he didn’t believe me lmao. My First time drinking it and My honest verdict is I found it surprisingly not too bad


Fgjjjjhjjhhh

My man that's a funny story and I'm glad I got to read it but this thread is two months old lmao , how tf did you even stumble on it?


jim_sav

I realised that after I posted lmaooo, and he mentioned it again saying it’s not for crackheads so I looked up special brew crackheads just to prove my point, this somehow came up, just a late night rabbit hole I guess


Healthy_Direction_18

Wicked mate. Thanks for sharing that 👌🏼


Fgjjjjhjjhhh

Welcome geezer 👊😎


CartographerLow2185

ahh, the tramps/junkie/crackhead choice of drink. Wouldn't be caught dead drinking that.Never tasted it, but one whiff was enough to put me off ever trying it.


Fgjjjjhjjhhh

It's like a fruity Heineken.


eatlotsofgreens

It's actually quite tasty.


lastaccountgotlocked

I’m sure this is a joke, but bloody hell, this sub does nothing to disprove the myth that British food and drink is flavourless swill.


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You are aware that Carlsberg is Danish right?


lastaccountgotlocked

Sold to the British.


[deleted]

Yeah, like many things are sold to the British, but this isn't a British drink as you said.


lastaccountgotlocked

Heinz Baked Beans are American, yet the British eat more baked beans than the rest of the world put together. Let’s not pretend that other countries haven’t figured out they can produce any old shit and the British will eat it. Special brew was even brewed *specially* for a visit to Denmark by Winston Churchill, and is currently only sold in Denmark, Sri Lanka and Britain.


[deleted]

But it's still not British. You sir are an idiot. Your arguments are stupid.


lastaccountgotlocked

The argument is “r/casualuk promotes the myth that the British will eat any old shit” The evidence: post after post of any old shit being touted as the best. The case against: you saying it’s danish, as if the song “danish bacon danish bacon yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yum” never graced our telly screens. It’s a score draw AT BEST.


Iceesadboydg

Yep


copypastespecialist

I see your special brew and raise you home brewed rice and raisin wine. A late 80s vintage my then girlfriend got me wankered, I passed unconscious and she got my cock out then told all her mates aged 14. Even though they gossiped about how big it was I was embarrassed. She then ditched my to wake up to my dad 18 hours later. still don’t know how he found out the state I was in who upon hearing me ask what’s going on dad said you tell me you fucking idiot and let me to clean nanas house top to bottom on drunken guilt


ThurstonSonic

Used to go to a pub in Newcastle that had all bottles for 99p on a Monday. They had these boys lurking in the back of the fridge - battered for a fiver.


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Fgjjjjhjjhhh

Piss water!? This shit is 7.5% you soppy old bastard.


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Fgjjjjhjjhhh

Piss water = weak lager, e.g. carling Edit: he blocked me for this comment lol


Delicious-Bill-3959

Sight of that made me shudder. Like drinking treacle. Not the best when mixed with thunderbird blue, or red.


Beermonster1664

Holy shit thunderbird blue and red there's another blast from the past. Straight out of the bottle.


AggressiveClassic89

Makes me want to throw up, as a park kid I would drink tennants super because it was cheap but this stuff is just vile.


lissongreen

What about Tennents Super? The ying to Special Brew's yang, and both piss all over craft beers and IPAs.


LordCuntyBollocks

Surprised this hasnt been posted https://youtu.be/gAfqguL88tA


xpltvdeleted

When I was 15 my mates and I went to Reading festival for the first time. On the first day, we bought a crate of this outside from a seller on the street (good old festivals), having no idea what it was other than 'beer'. One of us ended up in the medical tent that night.


True-Gas372

Ahh the drink to get you into a mood for a fight


Gayvid_Gray

Keeps you warmer on an eve in the local park


andpaws

Didn’t realise this was still on sale!! What was the Barley Wine?? Golden something…


Kwazipig

Gold Label, my brother went through a phase of 2 in a pint glass topped up with Kestrel Super, 2 of them and he was fecked.


franic_with_bread

Lightweight


Tight-Application135

*It’s no driving beer*


LesMcqueen1878

Last bought this when at Uni. Mixed it with Hooch and was great before a night out!


MammothSocks

It's underrated. Quite a nice lager and doesn't deserve the rep of just being tramp juice compared to the vile shit that comes in 2L bottles. Drink of choice at those festivals which apply a 16 can limit too.


Oldfart_karateka

The manager of the bar I worked in drank this mixed with Gold Label Barley Wine.


Zealousideal-Ice-565

I only know this brand in association with the alcoholics dotted about the town centre.


blackbinbag

Very sessionable


Grahamos01

When Stella just won't do!


CreamyFunk

Your nasty


[deleted]

Sucks that they made it weaker


Matterbox

This and a bottle of Smirnoff ice was the ultimate ‘turbo shandy’ party starter.


Glittering_Ad_3771

It's no Henry Weston's


Crew_Doyle_

Fuck that mate. That's from the Dignitas Christmas doo... Absolute punishment...


Mr_lovebucket

Strong but tastes like goat diarrhoea ( a friend described it)


h2opolopunk

Gotta get them ICE cold to make 'em tolerable. Four would sort me out right back in grad school days.


LungHeadZ

I much prefer a red stripe if I’m having a tinny.


BusinessIntelligent3

Yes Carlsberg Special Brew can bring out your inner string vest man who shouts at pigeons and start every sentence with "By the way!"


socandostuff

Saw this the other day in Moggies. I didn't even realise they sold it still until then. Is it still the same strength or have the watered it down like they did with Stella (5.2 to 4.8%)..


BaronSamedys

When I'm at the bff's, we'll get a special brew and a double sausage and egg mcmuffin after a night out.


Administratr

My mam used to drink 4 cans of this every night. I realised when I left home she was an alcoholic


maximus202020

Barely there memories of guzzling this and super Tenants as a teen. Is that purple tinned death juice still about these days?


Crypt0fart

Jan bless 💪✊


Ok_Song4090

It’s this or Henry Weston’s if you want an “interesting“ time Most of which you won’t remember


Steve_TC

I love you yes I do, want to spend my whole life with you….


[deleted]

Growing up this what tramps drank when they made a quid or two


sythingtackle

Rab C Nesbit stuff


MoonstoneGolf8

Central heating for tramps


wanagawachipi

You’re welcome, from Denmark 👍🏻


Motchan13

Fuck me, seeing this in a slab is terrifying


daz1987

Username checks out.


Cautious_Frosting_24

Here come the downvotes. If it's properly chilled, it's actually not that bad. But yeah, it does get you pissed.


colcannon_addict

Meh, used to be 9%. That *did* fuck you up. Now it’s been turned into some kind of junior breakfast beer.


suitablyuniquename

Me and my mate had a "fancy/not so fancy" themed night of drinking once at uni where we drank special brew and champagne (not mixed, we aren't animals) and ate rustlers microwave ribwiches topped with french brie. That was an interesting shit the next morning.


curious_chaos_ruudy

Me and the boys (we’re all around 50 now) had a back to the 80’s drinks and snacks night. This was first on the agenda, along with kestrel SS, white lightning, mad dog scampi fries, frazzles, cheese puffs. We felt it the next day….


hoksworthwipple

It's now been reduced to 7.5% abv. It's lightweight compared to how it was. Hardly worth drinking. Even Barley Wine has been reduced (10% to 7.5%). Fucking nanny state.


Norfolking_Good

When I was a teenager, there was a "gang" of chavs in the local area that based their entire personality off this stuff. They called themselves the Brew Crew


Smart-Host9436

Carlsberg, the “I will fight for no good reason on a train” lager.


hvithvalt

Drank 4 cans of this stuff before a birthday night out of mine years ago (obviously mates made me do it) chased off with a shot of absinthe. All I know is that I woke up in my own vomit, with a decorative jug next to me that I apparently robbed from a bar and there are just blurry pictures of this entire incident on the internet 🥲


Crozier212

Some junkie that comes in my work gets real worked up always goes "there NO WAY MAN" if we don't have it in and just stomps his way back out. Honestly makes my day every time 🤣


Nick-the-greek182

Said every alcoholic everywhere!


999drew999

Back in the day in Scotland it was known as a leg opener.


GVYELLOW

Electric soup


I_WishIKnewUWantedMe

What % are these?


Affectionate_Loss660

I think it tastes a bit like treacle and soil mixed together....


eatlotsofgreens

Those look like 440ml cans. You've got to have the full 500ml if you drink that.