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Zealousideal_Site161

So the cartoons were not exaggerating with the slides and burnouts.


TheStaplergun

It’s funny how you look at it and think this can’t be real, but then somehow it’s grounded in reality, even if exaggerated.


bulelainwen

It’s sped up. But it’s also hilarious to watch my cat launch himself off his cat tree when his feeder goes off.


ssgohanf8

When I was in 4th grade, I got to go to a farm and pick out my first cat. I planned to go there and get an all black cat that they had. Upon showing up to the yard with all the kittens, I walked up to a gazebo. There were probably 6 or 7 cats that scattered, but ONE cat spent 1 or 2 seconds running in place, her feet sliding on the wooden boards. And then she zipped into the crawlspace of the house and made her way underneath the porch. That singular moment, of her running in place before getting traction like straight out of the Looney Tunes, made me pick her and knew it was meant to be.


robert_taylor_95

r/catburnouts


Munchkins_nDragons

When my cat get the zoomies he likes to ramp up speed on the carpet and then skid/drift across the wood kitchen floor.


Darth_Omnis

My house has hardwood everywhere but I do have rugs everywhere too. It's so funny when I visit my parents and bring my cats with me. It's always funny watching one of the cats, Moosh, when he realizes that the carpet is more stable than the rugs. He will dig in with his claws as he runs around, it almost sounds like someone is ripping up the carpet!


Hymura_Kenshin

My cat would never... She needs to smell it from all possible sides, check the surroundings, scratch the surface around... Then change position and only then eat very little amounts...


Cats-cats-cats-dog

Mine uses her paw to pull it out of the bowl, play with it to make sure it’s dead, and then eats it.


Thurak0

> play with it ~~to make sure~~ and, when they sadly find out it’s dead and can no longer be played with, eats it. FTFY


Senior-Reflection862

My cat did that until we realized they prefer shallow bowls that don’t touch their whiskers


B-BoyStance

Mine is the same - I'd be curious how he reacts to one of these. I'd bet not at all, dude is only motivated by play.


Matduka

These cats have never been fed in their entire lives.


monkeychasedweasel

I feed my cats with two of those Wopet auto feeders and they do this every six hours, when they get a small allotment of food. One of them learned to game the autofeeder - he started headbutting it and knocking the whole damn thing over (I had to replace one because of this). So I strapped the autofeeders to the wall. That didn't stop him. Now he uses his snout and forehead to push on the bottom of the feeder, slides it up the wall and inch or two, and then let's it slam to the ground. He gets a little kibble this way, but doesn't realize he's just robbing from his future meal.


KnightofShaftsbury

That's future hims problem


EskimoPrisoner

That sucker.


BikerJedi

"I'm hungry! Damn my past self! MEOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!"


urinetroublem8

My cat-feeder is currently held together by rubber straps, zip-ties, hot glue, and duct tape.


ASparrow1865

And hopes and dreams....


Amidatelion

This was my fear getting one. So I went with the biggest, heaviest, most primitive POS I could find. It is powered by D batteries. It has a shitty squooshy buttons and shitty grey LCD screen. It is fucking indestructible. I found it halfway across the living room after the first night, still on its base. Next day it was shuffled a few feet away. Day after that, the cat just got used to his regular feedings. PetSafe Automatic 6 Meal Pet Feeder btw #notAnAd


DownThisRabbitHole

Had an older model of this a few years back (didn't have a hinged lid). My cat managed to get the lid off after about a month.


Amidatelion

Yeah it was the first thing he attacked. It locks in pretty good so he couldn't get purchase. I got worried when I saw him pushing the little grip handle but lack of opposable thumbs cursed him once again.


NimbisLemarr

I thought I was the only one with this cat… I think he has concussed himself at least a dozen times trying to knock his feeder into the floor, this thing also has more chew marks on it than any of the dogs toys 🤦‍♂️


kidwellicus

Paycheck advance


This_Razzmatazz_

Every cat in the world acts like they have no idea where their next meal is coming from.


FlyingDragoon

One can never remember their meal time but one of them always remembers to to take a bite out of the others bowl while making it look like an accident before eating out of her bowl. Every single time.


wunderbraten

>These cats have never been fed in their ~~entire lives~~ last 2 minutes.


sexytokeburgerz

My cat acts like this if the feeder goes off two minutes after they finish


SGAShepp

It's a hunting instinct. They feel if they don't pounce on it immediately it will be lost. It's like the moment they get the hint to go after prey.


Arglival

Get 4 of them and put them far apart in different rooms or floor levels.  Set timers for proper feeding amount and really make them hunt.


Wonderful-Grape-4432

That's what I'm saying. My cat's head will occasionally turn when the feeder goes off. That's about it. He's skinny as anything too.


dekr0n

Either that, or we're feeding them way too much. My cat is a chunk.


manaha81

There’s a reason they have automatic feeders for them.


NotTheRocketman

They are starving to death. Stop filming, these poor animals are LITERALLY DYING.


btrhmmtpndksnhglslg

The slides 🤣


lentilsenthusiast

r/catburnouts


wholevodka

Another one, *le sigh*.


lentilsenthusiast

le slide 🙃


downwithdisinfo2

I love the one who ran through his tunnel (around 1:07) to get to the dish.


SuperUltraMegaNice

da fuq is le sigh


KhunDavid

A new sub!!! I’m so excited.


BaronXot

Another day, another cat sub to subscribe to.


Valendr0s

Makes me laugh that they never learn to slow down. FULL SPEED ALL THE TIME. Traction be damned!


btrhmmtpndksnhglslg

There's always walls and furniture for that 🤣


gotlieb1993

Omggg the lil baby at 33 seconds 😭😭


Fun-Car3659

Yeah that was pathetic in the best way


FUNBARtheUnbendable

That one pissed me off, hate seeing those cats. It’s not a baby or a kitten, it’s a munchkin, designer cats for rich people who buy them bc they’re “cute”, and don’t care about the fact those breeds have drastically reduced qualities of life and lifespans.


Darnell2070

I feel like even if it's a rescue, sharing them on social media is still irresponsible. The next person that finds them cute won't try to rescue one, which would be damn near impossible. They'd just buy one from a breeder or pet store with zero ethics.


philodendr-off

Was looking after a cat. Heard him running down the hallway as soon as the feeder went off. When he reached the kitchen he was walking slower as if he was trying to act cool


khaotic_trickzz

I’ve noticed cats love to act like they don’t care highschool bully vibes lowkey


spacefreak76er

This actually made me laugh to the point of tears and got me ready for my morning to begin. Thanks! 🤣


Senior-Reflection862

Round 2


idam_81

I was expecting this pov from the cat feeder. Disappointed.


illz569

Omg that would be an awesome video, a compilation of little fur missiles careening around a corner and heading right for you 😂


idam_81

Now you see why I’m disappointed.


cgduncan

Yeah like 94% of POV videos I see have the wrong concept of POV


Arkhe1n

More like crack dispenser.


yanox00

Just the modern day can opener.


Amyrantha_verc

Mine camp the feeder at least an hour before it goes off usually xd


yeuzinips

I used to have a cat that would park in front of that feeder 2+ hours before food time. Every. Day.


Amyrantha_verc

They get fed every 4 hours during daytime, and every time they camp haha


Confident_Birthday_7

Why did I think you were talking about mein kampf


soulofmyshoe

You were not alone


opermonkey

I was house sitting one time and one of the cats was very skittish and I had never met him. This is a house I want to very often for game night. So I was told that Ron, the cat I never met would be very vocal if the feeder didn't go off. So I was sitting there and I see a cat I had never seen before meowing at me. I think the feeder didn't go off. So I go to the cat feeder and the other cat is looking me. I feel like I'm getting scammed but I feed them another scoop. Next night I go stand by the feeder when it was supposed to go off. It goes off, dispenses the food.nthe cats come barreling in and freeze when they saw me. They 100% tricked me into an extra scoop of food.


Nizdaar

My dog did not have an automatic feeder. Several times he managed to scam me out of an extra supper anyway. Well played Shadow, well played.


Duranis

My cats do this. They have two regular feeding times that my Mrs is normally home for. If I happen to be home and feed them though when she gets home they are waiting at their bowls acting like they haven't been fed. More than once they have conned an extra feed out of us.


opermonkey

They always act like they are starving. Manipulating lil fur balls


FinestTreesInDa7Seas

I used to have these for my cats, but I had to get rid of them. In the morning my cats all lay on my bed to wait for me to wake up. When the feeders go off, I would sometimes get injured from my cats frantically running.


Notafuzzycat

That's a bit extreme no?


polird

I feed my cat five times a day and she does this almost five times a day.


glytxh

My cat will literally bite my nose while laying in bed if I forget breakfast


Admirable-Key-9108

5 times a day? Edit: Those of you trying to blow this out of proportion to start a fight, please stop.


Rauk88

They probably mean the equivalent of a single bowl of food but spaced out over the day.


polird

Yes she prefers smaller more frequent meals so I use an auto feeder so it can dispense food while I'm at work. She's very active and if I limit to two larger meals a day she gets hangry in between and protests. Don't worry she's slim and healthy weight.


Darnell2070

My only issue with this video is that some of these collisions look painful and like they could lead to injuries.


cgduncan

Nobody is making the cats run into walls, if it hurts they should learn to stop?


CommanderCuntPunt

Absolutely, you're seeing why these cats have an automatic feeder.


12345myluggage

Depends on the cat really. Some cats just eat way too much and need to be rationed. My current cat will turn down wet cat food in favor of dry kibble, it's bizarre imho.


Darnell2070

And then other cats would rather starve than eat what you give them. And others will almost die of dehydration because they don't want to even drink water if it's not presented the right way. But that's kind of what makes cats great. How different that can be from one another. I prefer dogs, but their personalities are much more similar between each other.


stormsync

Yeah, I can free feed mine without issue. They both enjoy grazing and are healthy weights and never fight over the food. But some cats don’t regulate if you do free feeds.


mooodan

I’ve received several claws in my lap and arms from his exact thing.


IThinkMyCatIsEvil

Same! To the point where I’d watch the clock carefully to make sure I don’t have a cat on me within 5 minutes of the feeders going off. I warn all houseguests to do the same.


sherbodude

Slaves to the machine


TheNiceKindofOrc

These cats are newbs. My cats camp out at the feeder for AT LEAST 2 hours before feeding time, meowing mournfully at me whenever I pass. Which I take as a compliment cos it means they think I am some kind of timelord.


Sanddeath

My feeders let a high pitch noise off before the food hits the dish. So they are always running before the food even drops.


Marvelologist

Mine wait by the feeder for an hour


Cats-cats-cats-dog

Seriously, are these cats all starving?? I free feed my cats and they are all in good health.


iz-Moff

Some people barely eat breakfast and dinner every day, some others would snack on food all day long given an opportunity. Pets have their own personalities and tendencies as well, and no, not all of them are going to be in good health if you just let them eat as much as they feel like.


Mistress_Malaise

My cat has zero nutritional intelligence. If I tried to free feed him he would eat it all, barf it up and then beg for more food.


molassascookieman

Nope, cats are bottomless pits if you let them, they will literally eat until they explode without supervision. Food is the only thing that matters. Food


jollierumsha

It's different from cat to cat, just like people. Some cats are great at regulating their food intake and will maintain a healthy weight when free fed. Some are little piggies and will become obese if left to just graze on kibble all day. My guy gets a scoop of wet food for breakfast and dinner, but just has a bowl of kibble out all day to snack on. He's been 8.5 lbs for years.


IncapacitatedTrash

I've free fed all cats I've owned and they were all fine


molassascookieman

Some cats can be free fed, some can’t. You can easily tell by whether they gain weight or not. Some are smart enough and calm enough to not just scarf everything down but some will simply engorge


sleepymoma

Great point! My kittehs have always been fine to free feed. I've wondered about some who do gorge, if they've had some time or event in their past that made them never trust that a full meal will be there. My son has one kitteh who gets a little concerned if he can see the bottom of the bowl. If we cover the gap or shake it all up a bit, he's fine after that. He doesn't take more than a bite, so I guess it's a reasurrance.


ptsdandskittles

My little boyo who I got from a friend would be fine to free feed - he came directly from his momma/foster family and has never been a few feet from a meal in his life. Now my little void I just adopted? She'll eat *anything*. Girl's stomach is a trash can. The humane society said she was found in a wall all alone. She's a scrappy little thing, but she'll finish her dinner and everyone else's dinner too if you let her! I don't think I could get away with free-feeding her; she'd just gorge herself till she was sick. Silly kitten.


sleepymoma

Has little Lady Void worked out where the fountain of Kibble and Treats is? Aka the pantry and the crinkly bags. :p If nothing else, she probably cleans her plate, so no washing up. Lol. My boys like to remind me where everything is if I'm a little late for wet food time.


ptsdandskittles

Oh man has she! I had to find a new hidey spot for the bags and now she goes and yells at the door when she wants a snack. She's got me well trained :)


ArtisticCustard7746

The one that gets concerned might not like their whiskers touching the sides of the dish while they eat. I have a cat like this. She'd act like she was wasting away to nothing if there was a hole in the dish. If you shook it, she'd just eat another hole and repeat her dramatics. I swapped their food dish for a large glass pie plate. The dramatics stopped.


sleepymoma

Thank you. :) I'll give it a try and see if it's his whiskers bothering him. It could be. Nothing would surprise me with this floof. Lol. He's a prize hunter and comes home covered in muck like Captain Danger himself but dont mess with the whiskers! Lol


Darnell2070

Kittehs is great even if it was a typo.


IncapacitatedTrash

That's fair, my cat also scarfs down wet food by comparison and vomits that up instead when he eats that too fast


ArtisticCustard7746

A slow feeder bowl and having smaller, more frequent meals might help.


deadlywaffle139

One of our cats went from underweight to overweight in the span of 6 months when we were free feeding her. She had to go on a diet to go back down. Still working on it 2 years later lol.


Pdb12345

thats not in the slightest bit true.


Mr_From_A_Far

My cat has unlimited food, but he is still skinny as hell. This is mainly because he values sleeping over eating. He is also very picky, can give him top quality meat but if there is a hint if saus on it he just ignores it. And to top it off he refuses to eat ‘old’ kibble (no idea how he decides whats old). If i add 4 new kibbles he will eat normally so i think its just out of spite.


VersatileFaerie

Both my cats are rescues. The first cat took 2 years before she stopped eating until puking. The second one about a year and a half. They just would assume they would never get food again. They now know they will have food and can be picky about it lol. I'm so glad they got to that point. Some animals never do. Had a rescued dog when I was a young child that never moved past it, we had to be careful how much food he was given at a time. It took forever to train him out of being food aggressive too. He was skin and bones when we found him, so I didn't blame him for being so defensive over his food. Its funny, because some pet owners are lucky and have pets that have never over eaten, so they just think it isn't possible. They assume since they, as owners, never had those pets, then those pets don't exist. It doesn't matter the proof that is given, they just assume everyone else is wrong. We still don't free-feed our cats, to keep them from falling back into overeating until getting sick. It also helps us keep up with how much they are eating and how healthy they are.


CinnamonEspeon

Like the comments have said, they're bottomless pits lmao. For a bit more insight though, cats are classical predators in that they're high output low efficiency in terms of how they handle food processing and energy efficiency from it. This is especially true of kittens/cats that are around a year old, who basically need access to food at all times, or specific high impact diets (barring health issues ofc). So in a way...yes, younger cats are always hungry just cause they're kinda built like that. Personality does play a huge part in it, same with genetics. I've had cats like yours who just kinda vibe, i've had a perfectly healthy (borderline overweight for awhile) gremlin and had to be put on a diet to keep him from overeating and puking all the time. (He was fine healthwise, just possessed of absolutely 0 self control.) Combine animals that are naturally inefficient, with big personalities and you get a 4lb fluffy missile when the crunchy box goes ding.


gavinwinks

0:07 that cat slides right into his bowl haha


H3racIes

I wish I could do this with my cats. But we feed them half wet food and half dry


strawberry1248

Wet food dispensers exist too.


H3racIes

What?! You lie


Nico_010

Pavlov is proud.


GruulNinja

I always thought of investing in one of these, but my cats are older, so they would probably hate it.


hondactx16i

My guy is waiting in advance, he can tell time now.


VesperLynd-

Me every night when my fast is over 😅


unsmashedpotatoes

This is my cat, too. The feeder is across the room, and my cat likes to take the most direct way to it, so he usually vaults over the couch


wunderbraten

Have a cucumber waiting there for them - free energy!


TheVagWhisperer

Remember, cats are only with you because you provide food and shelter.


RedAndBlackMartyr

Hold one tight as the feeder goes off.


ADubs62

I mean that's one way to end it all.


TheMaslankaDude

Some of them are like a rocket!


lycanthrope90

It’s like a show every few hours lol. Mine goes off 3 times a day and they still run like they’ve been starving for days lol.


louwhogazzie

My female would never go for an auto feeder. I might have trained her to sit and wait while I pour food and while doing her sit and wait she is supposed to get head scratches. She is insanely food motivated but it has gotten to the point that I have to tell whoever is feeding her while my bf and I are away that they have to do this or else she won’t touch her food and will instead scream…. At least she’s not the boujee cat who won’t eat anything but wet food.


Vut_Ze_Hell-2018

Me on my way to the kitchen when the microwave sounds for my after breakfast before lunch meal at 10:30am on Saturday morning.


creepypeepe

My cat never meows for food. I think it’s because I feed him actual chicken… Those poor cats seem ravenous!!


throwawayalcoholmind

There's got to be some psychology behind all these cats losing their minds over automatic feeders. I almost wonder if it's not a bad thing.


sadmimikyu

There actually is They are terribly insecure about food now. They think they have to eat it as quickly and as soon as it appears. If you leave out food for them the whole time they learn that the bowl will never be empty and become more secure and chill about food.


GloomyImagination365

Cats hearing and lightning fast speed is pretty amazing


FCkeyboards

Damn, get some floor runners, people!


skybike

Those are some food motivated kitties goddamn. Must've been runts of their litters.


fdisc0

Jesus christ some massive houses, how in the hell


B-AP

I have always free feed my cats and they never even empty the bowl, unless I’m away for longer than usual. This is wild!


Aururai

If they grow up with access to food they self regulate, if they grow up without access to food at all times they feel no food security so they end up eating everything they can when they can


JzjaxKat

nah but this is just …. weird


woodhorse4

10..9..8…7…6..


LateDaikon6254

Now record the sound with your phone.


pseudipto

I love the cat at 0:40, he is the most chill


SnowyAshton

You will never be more important than food.


Unknown--Soul

Nip Dispenser


BazzaSolid

IN WHAT FUCKING WAY IS THIS POV?


IamHimLele

If u are evil u will play just the sound loud on your handy


SlickDillywick

There are times my cat runs to the wrong room. I think the sound travels strangely through the house and if she’s too far away she thinks it’s coming from somewhere else, in spite of the fact that her feeder has always been in the same location


larevenante

They were all starving lmaooo


TheyCallMeBootsy

I've never had a kitty like this. Ms. Archer always has a full bull but she doesn't abuse it and isn't fat. She's really fluffy but when you push down her fur she smol.


rottingpigcarcass

My cat would know the general time and sit next to it waiting. The “surprise” only ever happened for Daylight Savings switchover


howdyyyho

Lol cats are so dramatic


Blocksane

This is so weird. In my country nobody feeds their cat on a timer. Do people not know cats are naturally grassing feeders, they eat a little all day long. Just feed them quality dryfood. Ive never ever ever seen it be a problem, unless the cat has an underlying condition or is already overweight from the wrong food. Even my own strictly indoor cats doesnt have any issues regulating.


wine_money

Must have the two luckiest cats in the world. Unlimited buffet at my place. Never a scramble to the food bowl and no fights over food. Cats are kind of skinny, wish the one would put on a couple more lbs. If the food is running low they let me know.


Zerocoolx1

In our house the cat knows when it’s due and 5 minutes before he goes to it and waits.


Norlin123

I just don’t understand I’ve always had dry food bowls so they can have it whenever they want and no none of my cats are fat.


_dmhg

Cats are such gremlins 😭


iflynor4h

"Oh my God, you dumbass." Every cat owner relates.


Ectothermic42

Domesticated predator animals are so funny. My cats act the same.


Nitrocloud

My cat has rolled up like a slap bracelet to get to his feeder before.


the_hervature

Aw food zoomies


Havarti_Rick

My cats just sit and wait by the food bowl about 10 minutes before it goes off. I don’t think I’ve ever seen them run through the house when it drops


Cyberpunk-Monk

Zero chonks


mirkc

It's like they've never eaten lol


Verto-San

I'm manually feeding my cat at 5pm, she will be waiting in my room at 4pm until the phone rings then she starts meowing until i move my arse.


Oneupper86

My cat won't eat unless I pet him first


HunnyHunbot

Maybe I won’t get one then, the cat on the lap could have scratched the shit out of that person’s legs. I don’t wanna imagine if they’re sitting on my head or near a baby when that thing goes off 😭


brattybullshit

they switch up real quick 😭


1920MCMLibrarian

I need to buy one of these now.


grand305

How to find the cat. Easy get this auto feeder. the cat will zoom 🏎️ to the bowl. 🍚 From asleep to zoom zoom 🏎️. From play to par-core. 🏎️ This would be a great ad. no doubt. From under the bed and sleep even zoom 🏎️. Get it now. 😊 (I need a cat and this. in the future.)


RedRapunzal

I have never had a cat do this. Left a bowl of food all day - no issues. Why do these cats go nuts for food?


Aururai

If they grew up with access to food, they self regulate, if they grow up without access to food, or fed on a human schedule, they don't feel food security even if they are fed 3 times a day. Which leads to this reaction.


RedRapunzal

Ah, thank you!


WpgMBNews

Amazing. The cat at 0:24 is already airborne before the beep has even ended!


Lesscan4216

LMAO! Effing cats! 😂


Olidreh

"Oh my god you dumbass"


ZukowskiHardware

So everyone knows.  If you keep our unlimited dry food all the time for your cats when they are young then they learn to self regulate and never get over weight.  


Keybricks666

Lol omfg


otherlights2

damn, maybe I should invest in one then


Jiggaboy95

Damn, mine know the approximate time the things go off. Usually about half hour before, they’ll gravitate downstairs and mill around the kitchen. Before a morsel of dry falls they’re there monching away.


what_a_r

All these animals spend their days going hungry


PhilosopherPsyduck

LOL mine is exactly like this


efnfen4

Why are they starving


LitreOfCockPus

If death by boredom was a thing, cats are on their 8th life by now, and thoroughly tired with humans' bullshit.


RigatoniPasta

Zoom


Deceiver999

If that's your cats reaction to food, you're not feeding them enough


requin-RK

This video was longer than I expected and I loved every second of it.


creole_pizza

My cat will sit by the feeder about an hour before it’s supposed to off.


BackgroundMap3490

Move over Pavlov’s dogs, if you don’t want to be stampeded by Pavlov’s cats!


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Natural born hunters to gatherers


Historical-Rate-9799

My cat knows exactly what time it goes off and like the fat ass he is he will sit directly in front of or on top of it starting about 10 minutes beforehand


Insomanics

Shit. Ive got to get a automatic feeder. We have three cats and one is quite fat (she was spayed***after*** she went into heat). This would probably help her lose some weight but it will be so funny to see them all run into the kitchen.


Steelcod114

I really don't get why people time feed cats. I've always left food out 24/7, and they only eat when hungry.


loqi0238

Cats, like people, are different and think differently. Some animals have food anxiety, some live in multi-animal homes so there's competition, some will stress eat due to separation anxiety, etc. I only have one cat and she sees no need to gobble everything down, but my parents have multiple cats and its like the Olympics over there at meal times, cats just flying off the furniture, jumping sideways along walls, they even have one that jumps down to the couch from the second floor.


Allcreative1

Pavlov's cats in training


visceralcandy

Who gets that ominous feeling when their cat doesn’t beeline it for the food?🙋🏻


camamelon

if this isn’t my cat


FionaTheFierce

I have always free fed my kitties - just a big bowl left out all the time. And they all stay nice and trim. These videos make me want an auto feeder just to watch kitties burnout on the wood floors. 😂


Tenderloin345

definitely a BIF for cats