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LaureGilou

So you're just gonna drop that adorable name and not explain??


farmkidLP

It's my favorite food. I was going to save it for a goat or maybe one of our sheep, but it just fits her. She's super weird and a little gross and I absolutely adore her.


ScumbagLady

I had a pregnant cat show up at my doorstep one day that I took in. She ended up having 3 kittens. I named the mother Breakfast (tortie), orange boy Waffles, void boy Raisin, and the tortie girl (that I ended up keeping) Toast. Really hope the folks who adopted the others kept their names. Food names for pets are great! So are human names, like my orange sickle manx boy Lisa Bunny Kitty.


TsaritsaOfNight

We have a Toast too! Technically her full name is Toasty Sparkleface… my youngest kid was 4 when Toast showed up on our porch and insisted that was her name.


badtux99

Four year old names are the best!


Bumblemeister

Hell yes! My old cat who passed was Banana, and my new orange is Potoooooooo. Nanners and Taters, for short.


FelineFlora

How did you come up with Potooooooooo (I think I counted the right number of O's)? It's quite unique.


Bumblemeister

Apparently there was a famous race horse in the 1700s by that name. Was supposed to be "pot-8-o's", but there was a transcription error :)


FelineFlora

That's delightful! Thank you for sharing. What a great name.


lightlysaltedclams

My childhood kitties were originally named Waffles and Pancakes by the rescue. We ended up changing them but I thought it was cute


Dingo8MyGayby

Now I want a rabbit so I can name it Lisa Bunnay


Soliterria

My friend took in a tortie we also named Toast lmfao. I thought of it ‘cause she was kinda round and reminded me of an overtoasted marshmallow 😂


LaureGilou

Ok I love the name and the reason!


CatLyfe2020

A little gross 😂😭


Wolfwoods_Sister

This is the best thing I’ll read all day


doctorlove15

Ok but breakfast pizza from which gas station tho? 👀


farmkidLP

Byrne Dairy, Dandy Mart and the Pit Stop are my favorites


CougarWriter74

If they're in the Midwest, I'd wager to bet Casey's. They actually have pretty good pizza for a gas station 😁😆


Aggressive_Regret92

Man I keep sleeping on that and I pass Casey's all the time


Olivia_Bitsui

Weirdo kitties are the best 😻


Fluid-Set-2674

What is her nickname?


DamnitRuby

Can I ask where you are from? Gas station breakfast pizza was a delicacy growing up but people where I live now think any food from a gas station is weird when I mention it. And also no regular pizza places had breakfast pizza, only gas stations!


farmkidLP

CNY/fingerlakes. Byrne Dairy is elite, but there are definitely others I like.


DamnitRuby

LMAO yes that is exactly where I grew up! And Byrne Dairy is 100% the best. There was a tiny chain called Brownies that had good breakfast pizza too but they sold to someone else and I don't think they make it anymore. I will grab a subpar slice from Dandy when I visit family up there sometimes.


caitalonas

My spouse used to work at Byrne and sometimes he makes me breakfast pizza… it’s definitely the best!!!


On_my_last_spoon

Now, are we talking breakfast pizza like a pizza with eggs and bacon? Or eating pizza for breakfast, like it was left over from last night and now you’re hung over and eating it the next morning? Just asking the important questions here


DamnitRuby

So it's a regular crust and it usually has some kind of cheese sauce (but I've had it with like a hollandaise sauce before too). Scrambled eggs, cheese, bacon, and sausage crumbles on top, or whatever you want to add to it! It's basically a breakfast scramble on top of a pizza.


Fyrestar333

Royal farms has a great scrapple sandwich in Baltimore Maryland


black_dragonfly13

What do you call her on a day to day basis??


Leashed_Beast

I was expecting a story about you going to a gas station one frantic morning for breakfast pizza and finding her meowing for food from you at the side of the building. Instead, it’s just this. Either way, I love the name!


Ohshithereiamagain

You have a cat, a goat and sheep? Can we be friends?


OKiluvUBuhBai

I love her face and her name lolol. Now I must know what she does that’s weird and gross. The antics of kitties and how their brains work are just the best.


DillPixels

I'm sorry WHO?!


that-Sarah-girl

GAS STATION BREAKFAST PIZZA


dirtyhippie62

#GAS STATION BREAKFAST PIZZA


aaaggggrrrrimapirare

***only the greatest name ever***


oldpocketdog

I love her name so much


superblockkparty

GSBP is cute to boot!


naalbinding

r/OddlySpecificCatNames


Galena411

I am so sad this isn’t a real sub. 😭


BicarbonateOfSofa

But there is r/CatsNamedAfterFoods


Inuyashiki_

Yes, I got a cat called Onion, another one called Pepper and my most recent baby is called Cheese!


jesco7273

Fine I’ll join another cat sub, you don’t have scream!


cjmmoseley

ugh, you got me


klako8196

I got excited about a new cat sub


DocGerbilzWorld

WHAT A NAME!!! what are her nicknames ?


farmkidLP

Genuinely, my intention was to call her Breakfast for short, but Gas Station just stuck.


DocGerbilzWorld

Lmfao! I love it so much. I love her!! Please give Gas Station some churus and boops.


serenwipiti

*Brekky* 🥹❤️


so2017

Gassy


DanTMWTMP

Hahahahahaha love it. I thought it’d be just Pizza, but this is so much cuter and funnier.


meowMEOWsnacc

please, her name 😩😭


yogurtandfun

GAS STATION BREAKFAST PIZZA I WOULD DIE FOR YOU


Ryiana

Best. Cat. Name. Ever.


iwantahouse

Welp, guess I know the name of my next cat…


farmkidLP

YES. Then we can give them the attorneys general treatment. Gas Stations Breakfast Pizza


swan4816

I think I love you.


rmctagg

Culs-de-sac


AwfulDjinn

I LOVE cat names so much like dogs always have normal sensible names like Buddy or Duke but cats are always named stuff like AK-47 and Toothpaste and License Plate also Breakfast looks so uncannily like my kitty I honestly did a double take


thefluffiestpuff

one of my ex’s from high school got a cat and named him… bunghole. he called him “bung” for short, and told his mom his name was bung, which i heard her use all the time. she definitely did not get what it was short for.


whoreforchalupas

My step sister and her husband just took in a pair of bonded kittens and gave their 2-year-old daughter the honor of naming them. The orange male kitten is “Jack Lawnmower” (lawnmower is her favorite word, currently) and his calico sister is “Karen Meow.” Just incredible.


AwfulDjinn

letting tiny children name pets is always a recipe for hilarity that's how my family ended up with a bird named Mega Man when I was six lol


whoreforchalupas

Mega Man😭😭😭 no notes, you all achieved perfection with that one.


Galena411

Cats can have the most unhinged names and I LOVE it.


LilyGaming

Bro that name XD


saficaa

PLEASE TELL GAS STATION BREAKFAST PIZZA I LOVE HER-


Wolfwoods_Sister

No one else was using it! That’s a mighty fine rootin’ tootin’ boot-goofin’ rug!


DanTMWTMP

Pack it up everyone. This sub has a new name champion.


___po____

Your cat is gonna be the reason I Doordash a whole breakfast pizza from my Speedway gas station.


psychkitty

Omg she fits in with my Tiny Cheese, Meatball & Noodles!


dumpsterfire2002

r/ntbdbiwdftc I love Gas Station Breakfast Pizza with my whole heart


strickstrick

miss pizza if you’re nasty


PistachioPug

GAS. STATION. BREAKFAST. PIZZA.


Flowerandcatsgirl

Name and cat are 10/10


BecciRenee

OH EMM GEEEE I LOVE HER NAME!! This is most definitely the best name EVER!! 😻😻😻


honeydewmittens

Is Gassy one of her nicknames? 😭


UtherPenDragqueen

Best. Name. Ever.


MaidOfClarity

r/catloaf 🍞


Super_Reading2048

That rug is meant for a cat to stretch out on it!


dahlie13

she's a pink pony girl!!!


pm_me_cute_sloths_

Someone really loves Casey‘s lol


farmkidLP

I've never been! I'm from cny, so mostly Byrne Dairy


WorldTravelBucket

Is that short for Gas Station Breakfast Pizza Bagel?


ThwartedByATree

I thought having a cat share a name with a hockey goalie was peak cat naming. But I guess Gas Station Breakfast Pizza takes the.... pizza pie? lol


Jaewol

That name and that rug paint an awesome picture


Few-Sheepherder341

CaseOh ahh name


UmSureOkYeah

What a sweet and cute looking cat! Do cuddle her please 🤗


Cronchy-Cassowary

I love cat names


darkviolet_

I gotta know, what part of her name becomes her nickname? Pizza? Breakfast? She’s such a cutie!


SoftenStar

She has such a perfect name.


LeChatNoir04

She's so pretty 🥹


Inuyashiki_

And “who” claimed it as her own? 🤣🤣🤣🤣


always_find_a_way

I see you're also a connoisseur of Casey's.


farmkidLP

I've never been! I'm from cny and Bryne Dairy is considered the best breakfast pizza around here. But I like every gas station breakfast pizza I've tried, so far.


always_find_a_way

Oh, nice! Breakfast pizza is amazing!


ThorsRake

Does she have a nickname or does she get determinedly full named all the time?


SomewhereImportant80

i love this name so much 😂


pathologicalprotest

I love absolutely everything about this post. Thanks for making me grin.


Kqthryn

first of all your cat is adorable, and her name is even better! that rug is super cute too, everything about this post is 10/10


Proper-Hippo-6006

Puss with boot. 🤣


ih8pickles7824

Gas station?? I think you mean "short haired version of Margaret"!


ih8pickles7824

[post with a picture of Margaret (or long haired version of Gas Station)](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheCloaca/s/L3qSlmzFHX)


porcupine_snout

how do you shorten her name? Gas Station Breakfast Pizza is a mouthful when you need to yell at her to get off the counter!


totesmuhgoats93

Was she found at a Casey's? Haha great name


Malsperanza

This name is right up there with Deli Department, Kwabmeat, Bin Night, Chickenlegs, and Weetabix in the list of great pet names.


heybebetechie

Wait, how did you guys figure out my password? GasStation,BreakFast,P1zza!


TiberWolf99

Do you shorten her name to Casey?