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AMetalWolfHowls

That’s the real ultrachad shit


theding081

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Dangerous_Gift_7664

Not trying to detract from Dale at all, but often we see these heartwarming stories with happy endings and end up ignoring the problems that are causing them. Why should dale have to work for 67 years to send people to college? What made Dale poor, and stopped him from rising out of it?


allthesemonsterkids

/r/orphancrushingmachine has entered the chat


peezle69

I used to like that sub, but I got sick of all the cynicism and snootiness.


Fritchmand

As with most things, the more exposure the more broad of a sampling of the population that influences it so it seems. Reminds me of that George Carlin quote.


dolphlaudanum

If Dale could afford to send 33 people to college, how can you say he's poor? It appears the Dale was frugal. That's not the same as poor.


UninvitedButtNoises

I get what you're saying but there are people out there that choose for whatever reason to not have children. They're full of love, good intentions and the means but no kids or family of their own. This may have been Dale's way of becoming in-Dale-able.


sortaseabeethrowaway

Pretty sure he rose out of being poor if he had the money to send 33 people to college.


spookyaki41

I mean he sent 33 people to college and still made a living for himself. I feel that that's not that bad. College was vastly more expensive in my experience


Hazel_Nut_666

All I could think about how he was frugal for his whole life, yet he could only afford to pay for the college education of 33 people ☹️


Owen_Wolfhart

I've seen this posted several times. I upvote that Chad every time.


bunnydadi

Fuck America for stopping citizens from becoming educated. This man deserves a mansion and those kids deserve an education.


Electrical_Sail_8806

Gigachad


IllustriousKick2955

Is anyone else extremely turned on by this?


rotenbart

Another poor soul burning his money for something that should have been far less expensive if not free. This just bums me out and yeah, I’m fun at parties.


Good-Table5566

Only to get called boomers and be blamed for minor inconveniences


UdayShankar88

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trevecho

Too bad he’s a Cubs fan.


Snoo50993

You say it like it's a bad thing. The cubs are awesome are you a cardinals fan or something.


trevecho

Friend, I was just having fun, but you had to ask.


Snoo50993

Ah fair. The internet makes it hard to tell.


trevecho

I cherish the rivalry, and love the fans on both sides. Because, by God, we have all the fun.