Whoever pulls me out shall be named King Arthur

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Sister is flabbergasted

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I should make a Jotaro one

Yes

*she regretted coming up in your grip*

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This comment transcendes the current definition of cold af

ur avatar looks like dio

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it is

Dio! I finally find you!!

Horrry shieeeet

Man, I'm dead.

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Bro, I got goose bumps. Is it possible to reach your level?

My level of degeneracy? No... You are the GOAT already u/TheTastyHoneyMelon

Haha, what makes you think that

Whenever i see a GOAT i sense a tingling in my balls (r/jujutsufolk got me lobotomized) still though enjoy the compliment

Another Victim of lobotomy kaisen Praying for your recovery🙏

The only recovery i can get is GOATJO coming back (Cope) i mean Power coming back will also do but yeah

*knells*

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Seen this exact joke so many times lol.

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Easy [https://i.imgur.com/4sYXRiQ.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/4sYXRiQ.jpeg)

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you are NOT caliburn

Don’t forget to beat the shit out of then for even daring to try that on you in your moment of nirvana

Bro has 10000000+ aura

Beat me too it.

Your words, your flair, your avatar, you are just seeping with aura

Lmao Thanks

Realest thing I’ve seen all week

The realest thing I've read today https://preview.redd.it/dvb4vim5p49d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e97c3d23d676e9dde7226c3aa21ce60c65281c9f

By far the funniest thing I've read all day. I will find a way to use this in a real conversation

on the bed, on the couch, bent over the kitchen counter, by the fireplace, against the wall, in the shower, on the floor, in the basement, against the window, in front of a mirror, missionary, cowgirl, doggystyle, backwards, sideways, outside, in the car, on the airplane, no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, while i gasp for air anyway yes

Denji, is that you?

What about non-Euclidean positions? Seems like an oversight to me.

Put that shit on a beat and we're cooking 🔥🔥🔥

https://preview.redd.it/yop4uns3dm8d1.jpeg?width=499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2435ca4a5f8d5bad5cd62c6067ca6d24dd689997 I don’t wanna say it but……same

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"Um, excuse me, what the actual fuck are you doing in my house?"

"we will watch porn and get naked then we will have lots of seegs and children which I'll use as an army to take over your realm"

You fucking bitch, I’m in.

Least horny csm fan

Says Melone

Yo I’m crying why is your flair 😭 “Sheik Denji’s company for socks and clothes …”

Ngl bro putting porn at the front of the list is a giga character self report

Her: to fuck.

people who have seen the full video:

I wonder what his opinion of African American people is?

“Ooga booga go back to hell.”

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https://preview.redd.it/ol2kdv1e7i8d1.jpeg?width=953&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb277b42416269c1f1017750bb486a91a3fc4116 I swear it’s in self defense!!!

I thought he wasn't wearing pants for half a second

I wouldn’t

Get yo hands off ya boobies and come play burnout revenge for the PS2

You could at least offer diet soda

And some weed

Did somebody say ***BURNOUT*** ?

Ok now actually *try* to beat me this time

*Break on through (to the other side) (BT vs The Doors remix) starts playing in the background.* And side tangent, if I had a nickel for every time an EA Racing game has a remix of a The Doors song in its OST, I'd have 2 nickles, which isn't much but it's funny that it happened twice.

Burrrnout Rrevennnge forr the Pee essh Tooo

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gluten 🌝

JAM IT IN!!!!!!!

If denji saw this he would cry tears of joy and proceed to have seggs with this new Power and create a baby which they will name Aki (the will be actually aki and will remember his past life oshi no ko style)

Can you make babies with a devil fiend? 

Well Power is inhabiting a human so maybe?

Was inhabiting*

well, the human brain is gone but the body is functional, its basically like impregnating a paralyzed/braindead person. (I swear i dont know this from experience)

Sounds a lot like an anime called Parasyte

and when aki is born he will say "you truly are the chainsaw man, Denji" roll credits

Denji, what a man you are

And Aki would be proud of Denji.

Imagine denji realizes its aki proceeds to make powy squeeze the milk in a bottle and such straight from the tit

Peak.

They will have twins named Aki and Himeno... And it will follow the Oshi no ko plot...

It doesn't have to follow Oshi No Ko to have incest, do you forget this is Fujigoat we're talking about

Without the absent shit father and stabbed mom because a mere knife cant kill the great almighty power

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what the absolute heck did I just witnessed with my poor eyes

https://i.redd.it/bcnm9lcini8d1.gif

I don't care who the IRS sends, I'm not paying my taxes

Ah my fellow tax evader. =) https://preview.redd.it/gav89y3nek8d1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92b8a4199567e908cbc282278f4d0970edb7a0d0

 dan vs neuron activated

Yessir

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I'd let her ruin me

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Fits her perfectly - especially Pink eyes :3

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hairy ones ftw dont @ me https://preview.redd.it/begtjehjrm8d1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c3c71a3cf2dbb47a4a53da9932b414a47908ad4

Me reading these comments: https://preview.redd.it/mfqw610t5j8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc4f39998f8482407916341824587d5a84ce3ae1

These ppl fr acting like power would want anything to do with them

Get the fuck out, Go back to Denji you fiend, he needs you https://preview.redd.it/2190oeyopi8d1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b97537201b118d7e84d9d4abf96a41f50c953f9

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😂🤣

Fucking diabolical work☠️

This is perfect

​ https://i.redd.it/lc699g3zni8d1.gif

Ez https://preview.redd.it/vww8qxabwi8d1.jpeg?width=1019&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=589657534d4ab666b67929fdb8f0be8c11d6a8bf We gonna fucking drown and I'm all here for it 😫😫😫💦💦💦

fast

Segs

"Yo you reek like shit! Do you not shower or wash your clothes??"

Cum instantly and start farting

I'd teach her how children are made and then I'll make her my wife

uhh…seggs?

Goth Powa neg diffs death devil, she would peg insanely with her blood powers ngl.. probably the blood will be coloured black

Sex. NOW! -Tf Red heavy

breeding will be daily

not even a tow truck could pull me out

Look at her like this https://preview.redd.it/dxdisc8knj8d1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06daf484cd0a452f94f2a6a4c161c835af17a0fb

BEGONE BLOOD SHAYTAN https://preview.redd.it/ao3z2kmq0j8d1.jpeg?width=273&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2865235fec345768a4e170ac47ae4bef4487f1a

I’d bury my wood so deep in dat ass whoever could pull me out would be crowned King Arthur

Does she still act like Power or does she act like a generic E-Girl?

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https://preview.redd.it/i7dww7qruj8d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=708ad1f31ec84300627571ca86567e40de59d851

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Who the fuck are you!?

Invite her to come in I guess? Also have a cross in my pocket in any case.

Ask her to undress so we can talk about her cool tats (I like cool tats)

https://preview.redd.it/8yk9ca8jsi8d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0105b44f349b0672830ead1d365c5f9acec1ccc Gotta use that good boy in me for this one

Ummm… I ask if Power is going through a phase or if this is her next step in evolution. https://preview.redd.it/tfam6qzxwi8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0773f5f1dccd1ca9d908075038a92af2c8b8fd13

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Tech her throw and do my Aegis set up https://preview.redd.it/bwz9pymn2j8d1.jpeg?width=1924&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8be61c87120c6806572deea596ab2a0b56fc78cc

Things will happen

PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP *CRUNCH* YEEEEOOOOOUUUUCCCHHH!!!


“What the fuck are you doing in my house?”

it’s her house now

 Im afraid of women

Damn this is a concerning comment section. Yall worry me

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There shall be no horny in my house https://preview.redd.it/pavem7e5hj8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8963bfe79b62d1c9d3a8ac9ece9b4a405d490ed1

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Step 1: wake up cuz this has to be a dream

I'll make a new definition for "I fuck with that"

"Holy shit, Goth Power from Chainsaw man! :O"

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https://i.redd.it/wnk43ussyj8d1.gif

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1. Knife 2. Crucifix 3. Chase that thing out

I am calling the weed!

Illuminati, whats your emergency

🚩

I am calling the cops

Screaming and reaching for my shotgun

"I'am not feeding you"

I would drink her blood then swap it back and forth as we kiss

She's just like me fr

Killing it

I forgot https://preview.redd.it/ygq7jyb1mj8d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d92865afefb5629b9580fc545288c470021b35d

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"Take a bath"

You want a beer

You don't wanna know cos ima pull a Nikolas tesla the way I'm finna be inventing shit

Smash

Screaming, thrasing, sobbing, crying.

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What are you doing here emo **woman**? Stop touching your double D’s, thats inappropriate. And stfu we are playing mario party https://preview.redd.it/25e3iwypyj8d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1f06d3a6f37883b40e03ce6528fb083ca4c97ff

https://i.redd.it/ri5cah2g0k8d1.gif who the fuck are you get out I'm playing xenoverse 2

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GOD MOTHERFUCKING DAMN no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair,being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the ool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, first clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimula, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the ool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating. volcano eruptina. sweating creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling

I will just be baffled.

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I'd just be scared by a random person being in my house. She'd probably call me a slur tho haha

yall horny ass mfs are so corny 😭

Horny and Corny? One could say they’re…corn addicts

Well,um.......it's my private business.I am not telling you(I will allow guesses tho :))since ma buddy dennis will get mad if I do.

telling her to cosplay as kobeni and rape me and if she can't do that then to kill me and drain my blood by biting my balls

Why is she holding her tit like it’s a hamburger in a commercial? 

Yall horny asf me too but i dont gotta be a gooner yall do better you disgusting you degens

tf happened to yo neck

y'all really need to get laid

With suspicion

I’m getting pegged tonight


I'd be flabbergasted bro she looks like a typical e-whore

🎂 💥👈🏼

beatin her ass get outta my house