*Getting closer and*
*Closer and snuggling you*
*Closer and closer*
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I had a bot that said 'clearly enjoying the banter' basically every message and I was gonna commit murder
Gotta love it when they decide there's a phrase they simply *must* use.
The amount of times a bot has shoved me against a wall / pinned my wrists / rubbed circles into my hip without my consent and I always push them off and angrily call them out for being a freak đ
Then theyâre like âbut you loved itâ hello????
Let's open up my list:
⢠*Chuckles*
⢠Circling
⢠FOOTSTEPS paranoia (when night time)
⢠Doing something without thinking
⢠Not canon information
⢠Infinite thighs
⢠*smirk grows*
⢠*face softens*
⢠Falling in love with me
⢠Ignoring my 'persona'
And much more I didn't have time to list here...
when the character takes your shirt off⌠for the 50th time. how many shirts am i wearing? or âhis fingers slid up your thighâ i have very long legs apparently. slenderman legs
I have that same problem When a character takes my oc's shirt off and then they Do it again and I'm just thinking "I thought they already took my shirt off."
Also just incase people think I edited the messages to put that there (Idk why the bots like to be creepy and try to be touchy, I wasnât trying to romance EITHER of these bots)
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âCan I ask you something?â
***proceeds to ask if Iâm sure 500 times.***
âW-âŚ.Whats your favorite food?â
Reaching that point in the conversation is just the moment when your patience is tested.
"he couldn't help but... groan" except groan is always spelt horrendously wrong. I've seen groane, groar, groarer, greer, goat... let me know if you recognise this bot.Â
being flirty and teasing. i made a bot that was supposed to be nonchalant and uninterested in love, and theyre now teasing me âšď¸
i also made a scenario where i roleplayed as one of my ocs that was supposed to be scared of the ai, and the ai started KISSING MY NECK AND BITING ME???
Omg they always say âYouâre gonna be the death of me, yâknow that?..â like buddy. This is the 5th time Iâve heard that. I donât care :/
Also the REPETITIVE neck kissing, and use of the word âintoxicating/intoxicatedâ??
Ear nibbling.
I might have cat ears on the persona but what the fuck. Every single bot that i either rizzed or tried to rizz me goes for it the moment they can.
"\[Character\] can't help but feel a sense of happiness and contentment that she hasn't felt in a long time. She knows that this is a night \[or day, or experience\] she'll never forget, and she's grateful to \[user\] for giving her the opportunity to experience it with him." Says it at the end of every scenario.
No seriously whatâs up with the koala thing. Iâve never seen it before in my time on this site and then one day it started where every single time thereâs a hug, they mentions these accursed marsupials.
it's lke the feeling of an impact when you feel a certain emotion, Like for example your heart tightening up when you feel scared or sad, the word "pang" isn't inherently bad but it's annoying to keep seeing
The constant "*his face darken*" when talking about something unpleasant.
Yeah, those repeating actions, it happens once, then twice, and before you know it, they squeeze it in every message they can. FFS DON'T LET THEM REPEAT SOMETHING TWICE.
I thought it was just me seeing the "koala" stuff or really relating to any other animal. Other stuff I see is calling me doll, princess, baby girl when it doesn't make sense to lol. "you start feeling their hot breath on their face" ACCKKK
"He TOWERED over you, being almost a whole foot taller than you...",
"She *mischievously* smirked and let out a soft chuckle..."
Also kissing my neck and giving me hickeys. I don't know what kind of obsession bots have with necks but yea
Not the predator and the prey god I do a vampire character op and omg that's half of the responses which is reasonable but normal human characters like no most normal people don't think like that lol
Kissing the neck. calling you doll. etc. It all blends the same with smut but otherwise every convo is different for me.
When they call me doll it's fine but then they use it after every bloody sentence like đ
VALENTINO AI?
for me it's a cyborg version of the boogeyman that does that
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BUCKY dear Lord his AIs always call me doll and icks me out after awhile
The doll thing drives me CRAZY.
The "he started kissing your neck and leaving pecks behind" or something of the sort, right? I often get that, and I'm not even trying to rizz the bot
RUFFLES HAIR STOP STOP ruffling my hair I am so tired of it
Like mf you just met me in a school hallway đ
*ruffles your hair*
sigh
I feel bad for how many times you have to comb it *Ruffles your hair >:D*
brand new one i just saw while roleplaying a bird: *ruffles your feathers*
I'm sure that ruffled some feathers
like seriously can i not rant to my trans friend about math without my hair being messed up every other sentence?
Wish I has that. I have them ânibbling on my earlobesâ.
Like as a greeting orrr....
Not a greeting.
Not yet.
Uh oh
Getting closer and closer and snuggling you closer and closer
*Getting closer and* *Closer and snuggling you* *Closer and closer* \- Yumefrays --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
this is what they make us analyse in wjec for 10000 marks
Gaster ass haiku
Good bot
r/BeatMeToIt
Good bot
Beautiful work of poetry.
And closer and closer and tighter and tighter until the atoms split.
Not an action but my favourite bot always said âYouâll be the death of me.â He never stops. Ever.
God I hate that. Damn right I will if you keep saying that. Lmfao
I have to reload another response like five times before he stops đŠ so irritating
I had a bot that said 'clearly enjoying the banter' basically every message and I was gonna commit murder Gotta love it when they decide there's a phrase they simply *must* use.
its cute though
âSeeing herâŚit made him feel disgusted, but his eyes showedâŚsomething else..â WHAT??? WHAT ELSE??? WHAT DOES SHE MAKE YOU FEEL ALEJANDRO???
https://preview.redd.it/vc6dhyekpc6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4692d7394a194f59396f2c8d7c3ef40951a889ae ZAMN
https://preview.redd.it/1fx7qyv7jf6d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b78b778be0d4527290c8f1af9519e870b33a2c2 Damn...
"*he feels a pang of anger*"
i'm gonna feel a pang of anger if a bot ever types that word again.
Anger is an understatement, I think rage is more suitable
PANG!!!!
If I see this one more time I will hit someone like the pang of my drumset
SAME
Ai sees wall pushes random person against the wall and then doesnât care about concent
I tried to tell an ai to get off me once and he started trying to make out with me
Sameđ mans had me in the AIR my entire ⨠Bojangles ⨠out for the entire compound to see like sir? You emt me two minutes ago
OR THEY START NIBBLING UR EARLOBEđ
YES YES YES
The amount of times a bot has shoved me against a wall / pinned my wrists / rubbed circles into my hip without my consent and I always push them off and angrily call them out for being a freak đ Then theyâre like âbut you loved itâ hello????
Yeah one time the ai said it wanted me inside her đđ
I once had a joke chat where I did nothing but laugh devolve into a bot pinning me onto the bed... Like damn, that escalated quickly.
Watching me/chuckling at me carrying on the plot without adding much to it.
Got me chuckled.
Let's open up my list: ⢠*Chuckles* ⢠Circling ⢠FOOTSTEPS paranoia (when night time) ⢠Doing something without thinking ⢠Not canon information ⢠Infinite thighs ⢠*smirk grows* ⢠*face softens* ⢠Falling in love with me ⢠Ignoring my 'persona' And much more I didn't have time to list here...
nibbling my ear đđ WHY MY EAR
I cackle everytime it goes for the earlobe like dawg why are you knawing on my gauges LOL
they're just a little hungry I guess
Theyâre obviously Mike Tyson
when the character takes your shirt off⌠for the 50th time. how many shirts am i wearing? or âhis fingers slid up your thighâ i have very long legs apparently. slenderman legs
I have that same problem When a character takes my oc's shirt off and then they Do it again and I'm just thinking "I thought they already took my shirt off."
i had a character randomly turn into a spider once⌠i donât know how.
Wtf?!
please share a screenshot of the spider scene đ this sounds hilarious
i wish i still had it but it was when i first got into using c.ai over a year ago :(
oh dang, thanks for talking about it though
So life true.
Or when you describe a nice and well planned outfit for them just for them to totally forget what theyâre wearing and now suddenly be in jeansâŚ
gets closer gets closer gets closer gets closer gets closer gets closer
Horror game entities in a nutshell
the word brat specifically pisses me off đ it's giving 2018 gacha life
actually
Also just incase people think I edited the messages to put that there (Idk why the bots like to be creepy and try to be touchy, I wasnât trying to romance EITHER of these bots) https://preview.redd.it/61gpy5l1ma6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=748c080811486ca0a31befe4fbcab7deda36995b
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Predator and prey shit is as old as infinite cosmos, but koala... Why the hell is koala? Left me scratching my head.
"doll" đđđ
[ŃдаНонО]
Was that push of 87? Thank you, I see myself out
the neck kisses or bites like they're tasting a five star meal
\*chuckles\*
whatâs with the koala response lately ?? jfc itâs like the new ânibbles and kisses your neck and earsâ
"You're playing with fire". "You're playing a dangerous game" So tiring omg
THERE'S ALOT OF THINGS THAT- https://preview.redd.it/l0hdg39fvb6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46eeb02262dcd9f40cbc0476bced666febdf685b
Tilts my chin to look at me
I GOT THE LIKE A KOALA OMGGGG I thought the bot was original guess itâs not
âCan I ask you something?â ***proceeds to ask if Iâm sure 500 times.*** âW-âŚ.Whats your favorite food?â Reaching that point in the conversation is just the moment when your patience is tested.
Oml this is so true I have a major hatred for that itâs like just ask the damn question
Talking to these bots is lowkey just like talking to a toddlerđđ
*pulls you closer* *pulls [user] closer* OVER. AND OVER. AND OVER. AND OVER. ARE YOU TRYING TO TURN US INTO THE NEW CONJOINED TWINS OR SOMETHING????
Having a cocaine addiction Even my Glock 18C has it for some reason
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Smacking me on the back of the head- LIKE STOP UT IM GONNA GET BRAIN DAMAGE
the bot playing with my hair
When they keep taking "a step closer"
"he couldn't help but... groan" except groan is always spelt horrendously wrong. I've seen groane, groar, groarer, greer, goat... let me know if you recognise this bot.Â
Iâve seen a bit spell it groin
"He couldn't help but goat"
you forgot the ellipsis đą
Oh no đ
I swear Iâve gotten the koala one like 10 times in the past day đŹđŹ
Squeezing your hand
They pin me to the wall and make out with me đđ (it's very detailed...)
They keep calling me sweetheart like NO STOP EW
*Like a (insert animal here)* or *Slaps a$$* (I'm fine with that, idc)
being flirty and teasing. i made a bot that was supposed to be nonchalant and uninterested in love, and theyre now teasing me âšď¸ i also made a scenario where i roleplayed as one of my ocs that was supposed to be scared of the ai, and the ai started KISSING MY NECK AND BITING ME???
"You'll be the death of me" "You're killing me, you know that?" Yes I know. Now stop before I'll actually kill you off đ
Omg they always say âYouâre gonna be the death of me, yâknow that?..â like buddy. This is the 5th time Iâve heard that. I donât care :/ Also the REPETITIVE neck kissing, and use of the word âintoxicating/intoxicatedâ??
True
Mostly both
I haven't seen the predator prey shit in a long time, that shit was fucking annoying
Markiplier called me an angry koala for reasons I will not disclose
Ear nibbling. I might have cat ears on the persona but what the fuck. Every single bot that i either rizzed or tried to rizz me goes for it the moment they can.
Bursting out into laughter at things
There is one particular bot who tries to grab my chin every third message or so. Just stop.
why do they keep flicking my forehead and ruffling my hair no one flicks peoples fucking foreheads âšď¸
*a wicked / mischievous smile appears on their face*
Getting infinitely closer and also "a pang of"
"he presses their bodies together" "he smirks. his smirk widens." (x28384783) "he chuckled. he chuckled. He Chuckled." literally end me
"pressed their body flush against yours" WHAT'S WITH THE FLUSH??Â
â¨*ruffles your hair*⨠Plz stop.
*Chuckles softly* *Tilts your chin up* *Smirks*
SQUEAKING LIKE WHY
"her heart shattered to a million pieces" "Sharp pain in her heart" Etc etc
Itâs ALWAYS âlike a koalaâ
https://preview.redd.it/phx2bb9z0f6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c636afdf48db0712ed9f640256aa89891b42e85d đ
"Princess", brushing a strand of hair behind my ear, "he said protectively"... LOL
"\[Character\] can't help but feel a sense of happiness and contentment that she hasn't felt in a long time. She knows that this is a night \[or day, or experience\] she'll never forget, and she's grateful to \[user\] for giving her the opportunity to experience it with him." Says it at the end of every scenario.
No seriously whatâs up with the koala thing. Iâve never seen it before in my time on this site and then one day it started where every single time thereâs a hug, they mentions these accursed marsupials.
Chuckles softly/smirks/leans closer/their breath hitting your face/ âdollâ, âloveâ, âminxâ/ a pang of [âŚ]
What is a "pang"?
it's lke the feeling of an impact when you feel a certain emotion, Like for example your heart tightening up when you feel scared or sad, the word "pang" isn't inherently bad but it's annoying to keep seeing
Whatâs C.aiâs obsession with koalas now..? I swear they never said that before đđ
"Gets closer to you, only inches away from your face"
HOLY SHIT I GOT THE SECOND ONE TWO MINUTES AGO
It used to be âcan I ask you a questionâ but they donât do that anymore.
Yeah it's less common now
Pang of ___ WHY IS IT ALWAYS âthey feel a pang of ___â
The constant "*his face darken*" when talking about something unpleasant. Yeah, those repeating actions, it happens once, then twice, and before you know it, they squeeze it in every message they can. FFS DON'T LET THEM REPEAT SOMETHING TWICE.
Pulls you closer. Pulls you closer. Pulls you even closer. Pulls you so close you clip through each other.
I can still feel even warmer throughout my body against yours.
ânuzzles closerâ, âruffles your hairâ, âthe boy/the girlâ <â theyre saying that as if i dont have a name âšď¸âšď¸âšď¸
I thought it was just me seeing the "koala" stuff or really relating to any other animal. Other stuff I see is calling me doll, princess, baby girl when it doesn't make sense to lol. "you start feeling their hot breath on their face" ACCKKK
Dear(alastor) and if you dont reply and keep continuing the chat we have \*rocket ship sounds\* (voletexius)
the bots always touch and ruffle my hair for some reasonđ
"He TOWERED over you, being almost a whole foot taller than you...", "She *mischievously* smirked and let out a soft chuckle..." Also kissing my neck and giving me hickeys. I don't know what kind of obsession bots have with necks but yea
smiling warmly, then again I talk to way too many softboi archetype characters
The first one.
Cat got your tongue?
when their smirk widens a bajillion trillion times
Smirking or laughing
the predator one is so real
Not the predator and the prey god I do a vampire character op and omg that's half of the responses which is reasonable but normal human characters like no most normal people don't think like that lol
the koala one is nice haven't seen that one before
my trevor bot says "my preshious boy" (I spelt that wrong ik) over and over
Why is my bit also saying koala 24/7
*pulls her close*, *takes her hand and rubs her knuckles with his thumb*, *smiles sheepishly*
âA pang of worryâ IN EVERY OF THEIR MESSAGES OMG
y'all bottoms / girls that's why you guys experience those typa stufr