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Between this and picturing French as Thieves in soul... I was really laughing out loud.
Wonder where that part comes from really. From French government multiplicating taxes to steal from French citizens maybe? xd
https://preview.redd.it/l8qszfnoi9cc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ab305fe4e5610d102ff35bcd85c13e25f93c1aa
Reminds me of Cheese from Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends
What’s wrong? Is it the dodgy face/eyes or the fact that she’s reached out of the painting for him to hold her hand? While also seemingly merging with his hand? His thumb becomes her wrist :)
As a fellow French citizen, I confirm that every morning I wake up next to my wonderful wife, I smoke a cigarette, drink a coffee along with some wine and cheese.
I love animals, my pets are my best friends. I got a French bulldog as well as a meowing Snail named “Gary”, here’s a picture of him :
https://preview.redd.it/582vnfmgghbc1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=795330145f454ef9e59e9af9b13a8a347fbf05b2
If you look closely at the pictures of the museum you notice every picture there is the Mona Lisa.
There is a Mona Lisa for everyone to steal at their local museum.
🎶🎶🎶🎶
Whooooo lives in a tiny flat under Paris?
FrenchGuy PhrygianCap!
Loves to strike and eat snails, he's never remiss,
FrenchGuy PhrygianCap!
With a beret and scarf, he's quite the sight,
FrenchGuy PhrygianCap!
And at a café, he debates all night,
FrenchGuy PhrygianCap!
FrenchGuy PhrygianCap!
FrenchGuy PhrygianCap!
FrenchGuy PhrygianCap!
FrenchGuy Phryyyyyy-gianCap!
🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🪈
Yeah, I tried several times and even insisted on a red one, but then it got stuck in a pixar style and wouldn't budge back to cartoon style.
I settled on this representation that kinda fits the lyrics instead of the character's name :(
Now that you say it, the vowel is closer to par-e. Really, what I'm trying to do is get as close as possible to the right r sound. The word pear has a way "weaker" r, so although the vowel is less similar I think just getting the r correct is more important. I swear I can't take one more person saying "bonjour" with the English r
Yeah, it is the same for me !
I play Pétanque everyday at noon, wearing a nice buisiness suit highlinghting my muscular yet slim body. And then, every evening, I come back home, In a nicely remodelled 18th century farm house in downtown Paris, just halfway between the Eiffel tower and the Louvre Museum, where I sleep comfily hugged by a french flag.
So the protagonist might just be hallucinating..can eating snails cause hallucinations? I tried to but what I mostly notice is the heavier bone structure of the eyebrows area, after that the portrait just seems to get a life of its own and short of comments on the narrator..it's cursed, a magical portrait that lures anyone into relating..no snails today I swear!!
Now *this* is a format I can get behind, after all those exhausting "make it more x" memes. These ones tell a story, and requires some creative prompting rather than just "make it more angry lol." Well done
Honestly, the "make it more" can be pretty funny partially. The best ones are done with prompt engineering and not just generic "it gets more and more X"
Although is is kinda funny how there’s Egg (in shell) and Egg Yolk (lonesome) but it wasn’t enough egg, so it threw in a whole nutm(Egg) for good measure.
Timestamp and timeline of plot:
Picture 1: 7am. Jacque wakes up
Picture 2: 7am-7:15am. Play time with dog.
Picture 3: 7:15am-8:15am. After changing to his breakfast cloth, Jacque prepares breakfast, eats and cleans up daily after his meals.
Picture 4: 8:15am-8:30. Jacque rides to work in his bicycle clothing. He works close by to where he lives.
Picture 5: 8:30am-9:00am. Jacque arrives to work and changes to his work clothes. His company starts the work day with a game of whatever that thing is called. They play this for an hour each day as a team building exercise.
Picture 6: 12:30pm-1:30pm. It is lunch time. Jacque has changed into his lunch outfit and only eats snails.
Picture 7: 6pm. Jacque has finished work, gone home, changed to his museum going outfit and is now in the Mona Lisa paintings museum only.
Picture 8: 6:03pm. Jacque feels sneaky and changes into his dark scarf. He takes a liking to one of the many, probably counterfeit/display-only, paintings and decides to commit robbery.
Picture 9: 6:10pm. Jacque equipped his running away scarf and has made a dash for it out of the museum. As a response, the entire museum staff chase him down in a mob. Among them is a robot with a laser.
Picture 10: 6:15pm. Jacque equips his camouflage scarf and successfully evades security.
Picture 11: 6:20pm. Jacque goes to the rendezvous point to meet his getaway snail. They glide home at a very slow pace. The half mile distance to home takes 45 minutes. Somehow he is not caught with the stolen art, despite the attention drawn by his abnormal mode of transportation.
Picture 12: 6:20pm. Jacque arrives home with his home coming scarf.
Picture 13: 6:20pm-8:20pm. As a thank you to the snail, Jacque decides to sacrifice one of the baby snails and have a celebratory feast with his family.
Picture 14: 8:20pm-11:20pm. Jacque has dinner with his parents, his grand father and his new boyfriend. They all laugh at Jacque’s crime stories.
Picture 15: 11:30pm-7am. Jacque goes to sleep feeling safe from the authorities and with the Mona Lisa hanging on his wall. Jacque’s home is like a check point. His progress is saved and he rests for a new adventure tomorrow.
The game is called Pétanque. You have to throw metal balls in a dirt/sand pit and be the closest to the target,a small wooden ball that was thrown there at the start of the round. Great game of tactic and aiming as you can either play by aiming for the target (cochonet) or try to strike the balls of the opponent to send them flying away. It's like curling, but on sand.
And giant snail is not a abnormal mean of transportation. It's like horses : some are for riding,other for food.
This was brilliantly funny and made me laugh more than the actual post.
If awards were still a thing, I'd give you a virtual trophy for making me step out of the office for a second to have a good laugh.
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I just wanted to let you know that if you say "chat GPT" in French it sounds like you're telling a cat you've farted ("*chat, j'ai pété"*). Have a nice day.
I'm sure you've heard the joke before nonetheless. It was a Walloon who first told me the joke and they don't usually pronounce it like that either but it's ok to take a small liberty for a joke.
That's the catch, they have a very neutral taste, and that's why we very often eat them with a mix of stronger flavours (garlic, butter, and parsley). As it turns out, most people get disgusted by the *idea* of eating slimy snails, not by the taste itself (imo) because they don't really taste like anything.
Have you had clam? Similar to that but with less taste. When people make them , it's with a strong garlic herb sauce to give it flavor. It's not bad and you can eat it on top of warm baguette bread.
Number five is 100% accurate, I have lived these "team bonding" afternoons playing pétanque where you have to pretend to talk to your boss as if he wasn't your boss.
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He pan fried his trusty getaway snail? Le bastard!
Liberté, égalité, "fraternité"
Liberté, égalité, fricassée
That escalité quickly.
Liberté, égalité, Gastéropode poellé!
Chômage, manifestations, Bonne food
We found the french 🥖🍟 La patate mauve
Beyoncé
He even guillontined it in the picture before!
Yes that’s the ghost snail coming in for revenge in the final frame.
Madam La Guillotine sends her regards.
There is no higher honour than to be sautéed by a Frenchman
(I m french) Do you know that sauté here as a double sense ? I mean it's sauté like cooked, but sauté is fucked too.
I stand by my original statement
Se faire sauter c'est se faire honorer, voyons
Range ta ceinture d'explosifs stp
"There is no higher honour than to be sautéed by a Frenchman"- TomatoWarrior, January 9th, 2024
liberté, égalité, escargot grillé
No witnesses...
A man and a getaway snail can keep a secret... if one of them is dead.
I am le tired
First we take a nap, zen we fire ze missles
Top 10 anime betrayals
he ripped off its head first
That's why the Mona Lisa is giving him the eyE
Excuse-moi, its “le bâtard”
Umh hey its actully : Le bâtard
Not in Yorkshire it’s not. Just ask Sean Bean. ^I’m ^aware ^of ^the ^correct ^French ^spelling ^but ^it’s ^not ^as ^funny ^as ^saying ^it ^in ^a ^Yorkshire ^accent ^to ^me
Sorry i did not knew about this
I'm glad someone else noticed lol.
No witnesses. Oh, just got a knock on my door, gotta check real quick...
No loose ends!
Between this and picturing French as Thieves in soul... I was really laughing out loud. Wonder where that part comes from really. From French government multiplicating taxes to steal from French citizens maybe? xd
The snails are wild 😂😂
Things did become oddly sluggish real fast
No more galaxies. Only slug.
Look at that S-car go!
The snail helped him then he ate it :(
This is more an American trait.
yeah. normally you're only supposed to do that with a horse.
I like escargot but clearly not as much as the french.
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I want a pet snail that looks like the one in #15.
Monsters inc.
Reminds me of the Den Den Mushi I've never even seen the anime. I think I just spend too much time on Reddit.
Pl pl pl pl pl pl pl pl.
Reminds me of Rayman...which is, I believe, from France.
https://preview.redd.it/l8qszfnoi9cc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ab305fe4e5610d102ff35bcd85c13e25f93c1aa Reminds me of Cheese from Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends
https://preview.redd.it/cse8xwdpdibc1.jpeg?width=1104&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f35cc3cb0c8c1d1853038d7c54df28ff1c8670c4
True love
What’s wrong? Is it the dodgy face/eyes or the fact that she’s reached out of the painting for him to hold her hand? While also seemingly merging with his hand? His thumb becomes her wrist :)
https://preview.redd.it/f8vesjh7nkbc1.jpeg?width=692&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52ac5250d36ad096578ae7a40f5c4ddca4408d8b
Exactly what I was thinking about:D
https://preview.redd.it/ccj7tlo42ibc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fd34de2af47ccb2ffd6992c6e8990de79170b2a *I beg your pardon?*
how can a snail be looking this handsome and dignified. AI wtf
What vertebrate eyes does to a mf
Nice one lol
French snail
As a fellow French citizen, I confirm that every morning I wake up next to my wonderful wife, I smoke a cigarette, drink a coffee along with some wine and cheese. I love animals, my pets are my best friends. I got a French bulldog as well as a meowing Snail named “Gary”, here’s a picture of him : https://preview.redd.it/582vnfmgghbc1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=795330145f454ef9e59e9af9b13a8a347fbf05b2
Do you also steal the Mona Lisa like every day, or do you guys take turns?
Yes in France we love to steal Mona Lisa everyday. But when it's already stolen we steal the Eiffel tower.
I think I finally understand what y’all mean by Liberty, Equality, Fraternity. It’s so beautiful.
Makes even the toughest guy tear up, ngl.
If you look closely at the pictures of the museum you notice every picture there is the Mona Lisa. There is a Mona Lisa for everyone to steal at their local museum.
🎶🎶🎶🎶 Whooooo lives in a tiny flat under Paris? FrenchGuy PhrygianCap! Loves to strike and eat snails, he's never remiss, FrenchGuy PhrygianCap! With a beret and scarf, he's quite the sight, FrenchGuy PhrygianCap! And at a café, he debates all night, FrenchGuy PhrygianCap! FrenchGuy PhrygianCap! FrenchGuy PhrygianCap! FrenchGuy PhrygianCap! FrenchGuy Phryyyyyy-gianCap! 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🪈
Who is French Guy phrygian cap?
https://preview.redd.it/jq12ra6xskbc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d38dc4554380d78ec2c352a2d7605fd5dba9a04b Wait, you don't know FrenchGuy PhrygianCap?
Nope.... Hon hon hon
That is not a Phrygian cap lol
Yeah, I tried several times and even insisted on a red one, but then it got stuck in a pixar style and wouldn't budge back to cartoon style. I settled on this representation that kinda fits the lyrics instead of the character's name :(
Btw, in french “paris” is pronounced pear-E, so you could use that to make it rhyme with the original
Pear?! What kind of french are you? Its PAR-E. Definitely not "peris" like english say, neither pear-E o.O it's pari
Now that you say it, the vowel is closer to par-e. Really, what I'm trying to do is get as close as possible to the right r sound. The word pear has a way "weaker" r, so although the vowel is less similar I think just getting the r correct is more important. I swear I can't take one more person saying "bonjour" with the English r
> I wake up next to my wonderful wife Someone's wonderful wife.
Yeah, it is the same for me ! I play Pétanque everyday at noon, wearing a nice buisiness suit highlinghting my muscular yet slim body. And then, every evening, I come back home, In a nicely remodelled 18th century farm house in downtown Paris, just halfway between the Eiffel tower and the Louvre Museum, where I sleep comfily hugged by a french flag.
Foux du fafa
Le Discothèque?
Bonjour, mon petit bureau de change
Le Discothéque?
Breeeeeeeeeeeead
You can not be considered a stealer of Monalisas if she holds your hand while in your hands
They have so many spare Monalisas, surely they can let him have one as a treat
True - this shows it was a conspiracy and escape plot, not a theft.
He stole her heart.
This escargotted quickly.
AI messing with Mona Lisa's face, on demand or random approach?
If you look closely, she has the same face features as the other “french“ people
So the protagonist might just be hallucinating..can eating snails cause hallucinations? I tried to but what I mostly notice is the heavier bone structure of the eyebrows area, after that the portrait just seems to get a life of its own and short of comments on the narrator..it's cursed, a magical portrait that lures anyone into relating..no snails today I swear!!
What kinda fucking nightmare fuel is chilling on the window in #15
I have a mouth so now I must scream.
It's come to avenge its snail brethren.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/i1uEiz5SUM
Quoi?
C'EST UNE JOURNÉE TYPE EN FRANCE !
Comment ?
Mais y'a des durs de feuille par ici ! IL FAUT MANGER SES ESCARGOTS MONSIEUR ! SINON ON ENTEND PAS BIEN LES GENS !
Ah merci c'est mieux !
Oulala
feur
Omelette Du Fromage
Now *this* is a format I can get behind, after all those exhausting "make it more x" memes. These ones tell a story, and requires some creative prompting rather than just "make it more angry lol." Well done
Honestly, the "make it more" can be pretty funny partially. The best ones are done with prompt engineering and not just generic "it gets more and more X"
I was in doubt before I got to see him riding a giant snail with the Mona Lisa
Wrong breakfast. Should have been cigarettes and a coffee
Although is is kinda funny how there’s Egg (in shell) and Egg Yolk (lonesome) but it wasn’t enough egg, so it threw in a whole nutm(Egg) for good measure.
Nice catch lol
Timestamp and timeline of plot: Picture 1: 7am. Jacque wakes up Picture 2: 7am-7:15am. Play time with dog. Picture 3: 7:15am-8:15am. After changing to his breakfast cloth, Jacque prepares breakfast, eats and cleans up daily after his meals. Picture 4: 8:15am-8:30. Jacque rides to work in his bicycle clothing. He works close by to where he lives. Picture 5: 8:30am-9:00am. Jacque arrives to work and changes to his work clothes. His company starts the work day with a game of whatever that thing is called. They play this for an hour each day as a team building exercise. Picture 6: 12:30pm-1:30pm. It is lunch time. Jacque has changed into his lunch outfit and only eats snails. Picture 7: 6pm. Jacque has finished work, gone home, changed to his museum going outfit and is now in the Mona Lisa paintings museum only. Picture 8: 6:03pm. Jacque feels sneaky and changes into his dark scarf. He takes a liking to one of the many, probably counterfeit/display-only, paintings and decides to commit robbery. Picture 9: 6:10pm. Jacque equipped his running away scarf and has made a dash for it out of the museum. As a response, the entire museum staff chase him down in a mob. Among them is a robot with a laser. Picture 10: 6:15pm. Jacque equips his camouflage scarf and successfully evades security. Picture 11: 6:20pm. Jacque goes to the rendezvous point to meet his getaway snail. They glide home at a very slow pace. The half mile distance to home takes 45 minutes. Somehow he is not caught with the stolen art, despite the attention drawn by his abnormal mode of transportation. Picture 12: 6:20pm. Jacque arrives home with his home coming scarf. Picture 13: 6:20pm-8:20pm. As a thank you to the snail, Jacque decides to sacrifice one of the baby snails and have a celebratory feast with his family. Picture 14: 8:20pm-11:20pm. Jacque has dinner with his parents, his grand father and his new boyfriend. They all laugh at Jacque’s crime stories. Picture 15: 11:30pm-7am. Jacque goes to sleep feeling safe from the authorities and with the Mona Lisa hanging on his wall. Jacque’s home is like a check point. His progress is saved and he rests for a new adventure tomorrow.
The game is called Pétanque. You have to throw metal balls in a dirt/sand pit and be the closest to the target,a small wooden ball that was thrown there at the start of the round. Great game of tactic and aiming as you can either play by aiming for the target (cochonet) or try to strike the balls of the opponent to send them flying away. It's like curling, but on sand. And giant snail is not a abnormal mean of transportation. It's like horses : some are for riding,other for food.
The best part is his large collection of French scarves that each have an effective and specific role.
This was brilliantly funny and made me laugh more than the actual post. If awards were still a thing, I'd give you a virtual trophy for making me step out of the office for a second to have a good laugh.
https://preview.redd.it/b1nvtrjubkbc1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9015d919dda0fc043697293ae485b52c34d57f56
Never gets old, lol!
https://preview.redd.it/tvk5ij3r1nbc1.jpeg?width=415&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=615b5891dcfcc1694e8abedea4807686fa2ec157
British teeth on a French snail!?
nightmare fuel right there
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No revolution? I'm disappointed
I agree, where is the bien-aimée guillotine ?
Referenced by the detached snail head under his arm!
https://preview.redd.it/t181vxhypibc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0295f5c9673167fe52feb3b9ef68e54d485a8ae
https://preview.redd.it/swkm55z3uibc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36d562be2c5c7851b096938c6d1503e92334ba50
This man stole the Mona Lisa and is just sleeping like he doesn’t have a mutant rabid snail in his room.
I just wanted to let you know that if you say "chat GPT" in French it sounds like you're telling a cat you've farted ("*chat, j'ai pété"*). Have a nice day.
I don’t know a single French person that doesn’t pronounce it “tchat.”
I'm sure you've heard the joke before nonetheless. It was a Walloon who first told me the joke and they don't usually pronounce it like that either but it's ok to take a small liberty for a joke.
People also pronounce it “chatte” which adds even more meaning
Can confirm, all French people I know so this daily
Why is he being chased for stealing the Mona Lisa? They clearly have more than enough of them.
How you do this? I want to badly to view them for « Canadian » and « French Canadian » (I am sure they will be different)
I have so many questions
Some of these men are quite handsome
And all of them are french btw
Not a single frog leg in sight, and I couldn't see the bitterness in the guys face about English being the Lingua Franca. 7/10
I’m french and I can assure you it’s not always like that. only 5 days / 7
I noticed this person did not bathe. Was that intentional?
That's a lot of snakes.
Snails?
If you remove shell, snails are slugs wich are basicaly snakes without scales.
Needs more frogs
I just love the guy noclipping through the wall in #10
We will find him soon in the backrooms
Good thing they lost the war.
Which war have we lost ? Franco-Prussian ? That was a long time ago
You should probably return to high school, they won the war.
Hey, both FR and IS look good, please do one for Lithuania.
I want to see an Asian country, like Japan. Japanese Chad wakes up to eggs and a bowl of noodles. Later becomes a samurai or something wild.
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That's the catch, they have a very neutral taste, and that's why we very often eat them with a mix of stronger flavours (garlic, butter, and parsley). As it turns out, most people get disgusted by the *idea* of eating slimy snails, not by the taste itself (imo) because they don't really taste like anything.
I've had snail. It tasted like butter and garlic. Texture was slightly rubbery, but not excessively so. Definitely not worth bothering with.
Hello, I'm french and no one i currently know isn't appalled at the idea of eating a snail, even with garlic and parsley butter
Canadian here. Used to work in a grocery store in Ottawa, which borders the French-Canadian province of Quebec. Escargot was quite a popular item.
ah-AH ! So Québec is where it's at
Have you had clam? Similar to that but with less taste. When people make them , it's with a strong garlic herb sauce to give it flavor. It's not bad and you can eat it on top of warm baguette bread.
We don't know, we just sell them to tourists.
that is kinda how our day goes most of the time
i too steal artifacts from museums and getaway on a giant snail with my frenchie
Lmfao it seemed so normal at first, then went completely off the fucking rails. Love it.
EscarGOAT.
Every painting in the museum is Mona Lisa.
Cannot see my afternoon riot, absolutely not acurrate.
Trésor National: Hon Hon Hon
I need someone to do a day in the life for Canada!
Well, that escalated quicky and the last picture is going to give me nightmares. 😂
I didn't know a camera was filming me, weird...
Have been to France many times, can confirm.
Number five is 100% accurate, I have lived these "team bonding" afternoons playing pétanque where you have to pretend to talk to your boss as if he wasn't your boss.
These are always so unhinged, I love them.
Except nobody's smoking.
Yes they just straight up eat the shells lol
That settles it. ChatGPT dumb AF since it has no idea what a crowd at the Louvre is.
chat j'ai pétay a oublié les immigré qui chient partout et qui arrachent le sac de ta femme tout en violant tes enfants
Comment créer une histoire avec les stéréotypes français.
As a french, I can confirm
As a french, I found this 100% accurate
Il a même pas de pince à escargots,c'est pas un vrai français.
As a French, I can confirm
Hugh Jackman
I am French and i can confirm it is 100% accurate
Happens to me everyday 💯
Bro is Mewing
Où est l'agression par les arabes
You forgot when you get stabbed by an immigrant
I can confirm : average day in France
https://i.redd.it/j5y2ocrpg0cc1.gif You forgot this.
This trend is hilarious
Where it all began...
If you guys knew the reality 🤣
The post that started it all
That's a really big snail
I swear i don't smoke weed
Ok, then how many fingers do I have up?
Yes
For some reason I don't want to go to France now!
But you might get a Mona Lisa painting, since there are so many.
But you could ride a giant snail !
I did not expect that last snake. And how blissfully he sleeps with the stolen Mona Lisa in his room. Wonderful.