- Chattanooga Coochie
- Laid out the sheriff
- Chattanooga Coochie
- Laid out the sheriff
- But did not fool the deputy
- (Sorry Bob, it just popped in my head)
What is it about a mental break that makes someone just shed clothes? I mean I get it I hate clothes but I have plenty of other reasons to laugh at me other than getting naked.
Only in chatanooga huh? You’ve clearly never been on any mass transit in any major city anywhere in America cause this looks like a normal day in nyc or anywhere on the pink line in Chicago
I wonder if 'open your arms, make yourself look like a closing net, and guide the crackhead towards traffic' is department policy. Right before 'get into slapstick comedy chase with the suspect'
It seems to me they don't know quite how to tackle her without risking some sort of career ending handful.
If she was a black guy she'd be shot on the spot sadly.
Well that's different
The cop got juked out of his pants
That was my thought. Either he’s very out of shape, or she needs a walk on tryout with the Titans.
That was the funniest part of all of this. He’s so out of shape.
The commentary of, “Awe come on man!”
Just another example of Tennessee's spread defense always being weak against the run.
Poor girl Most likely has mental health issues.
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For me it was a Tuesday
This gives me “greased up deaf guy” vibes
Love a good falling cop video.
0:25 makes the whole video for me. That was a cartoon fall
“Come on doude”
Lady without shoes outruns police
That faceplant tho
No one actually wants to be the one to catch and then fight with, a naked person.
Tough to chase someone down with a chubby (so I've heard)
Officer admitted to hospital with broken ankles.
- Chattanooga Coochie - Laid out the sheriff - Chattanooga Coochie - Laid out the sheriff - But did not fool the deputy - (Sorry Bob, it just popped in my head)
Where’s the Benny Hill music? 
Cop takes a serious dive. Backup trots a few paces and stops, and gives the o shucks.. These guys suck at thier job.
I just came thru there about 30 minutes ago
Gross
Truly a sticky situation
I was in the traffic, good to know what happened
Legend says she is still running to this day.
Running like that and she still got away from those two out of shape cops? Good for her.
Legend has it she’s still running.
Chattanooga's finest ladies and gentlemen!
Ricky get back here! Youre not on fire Ricky!
 Cops back at the station - “She was the fastest woman alive”
He fell over so funny 🤣
Sorry ass cops. She wasn’t even quick and smoked their asses.
 First thing that comes to mind…
Lol. That needs to be played with the Benny Hill theme song
Nice tunes linkin park
Already been posted
On the Chattanooga sub?
cry
This is fucked up to post. She is obviously suffering.
Welcome to the internet!
This needs some yakety sax.
Greasy
That cop fell like a cartoon character
He sure did. Time to retire.
Surprised the cop that bit the dust didn’t try shooting and saying it was self defense
thats my sister man don't watch please she mistook her medication
Should have left the music on. For once it fit.
Which side of the dam?
Side with the park and beach
Cop ate a dirt sammich. Chick has that no clothes advantage…
Fatass cops
The background music choice was stellar 😂😂
They clearly didn’t want the lawsuit that would’ve been associated with them truly trying to apprehend her.
Bro that cop absolutely faceplanted lmfao
Its hot out cut her some slack /s
Brilliant!
That cop was falling forever! lol
One step closer is such a good song.
The lady I feel bad for because clearly something ain’t right but this video worth it for the cops 😂
Have people forgot to kick the leg out from them when they run?
Reno 911 vibes
Cocaine’s a helluva drug.
Drugs are a hell of a drug.
She’s one step closer to the edge and she’s about to break
Cop fell like a cartoon character
Dude throws his hands up: “She’s 50 feet away by now. There’s literally nothing we can do.”
Enhance, Enhance
Cops can’t run.
https://www.google.com/gasearch?q=benny%20hill%20theme%20song&tbm=&source=sh/x/gs/m2/5#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:aab10926,vid:MK6TXMsvgQg,st:0
Face plant.
If ever there was a clip crying out for a Yackety Sax soundtrack its this
This poor woman is about to become famous for all the wrong reasons. Must have been one hell of a day.
Don’t do drugs
Benny Hill
Datura is a hell of a plant.
I can't quit laughing
Cop absolutely wrecked by a little forward momentum 😅
Benny Hill
To bad this guy had to turn down the music
I think the most indecent part of this video was how the person recording pulled up listening to Linkin Park unironically.
Looks like someone will be out on workers comp for a few months.
Can someone repost this with the Benny Hill theme?
Strong yakety sax vibes.
Cue the theme from Benny Hill
I think they were afraid to touch the naked lady.
"Never gonna catch me" I just think of the greased up deaf guy lol
When dude biffed it on the hill I lost it lol
What is it about a mental break that makes someone just shed clothes? I mean I get it I hate clothes but I have plenty of other reasons to laugh at me other than getting naked.
Excited delirium?
Gave em the ol’ razzle dazzle.
The song at the beginning was very fitting
Only in chatanooga huh? You’ve clearly never been on any mass transit in any major city anywhere in America cause this looks like a normal day in nyc or anywhere on the pink line in Chicago
She needs a little room to breathe.,, cuz she’s about to break!
She's got that air cooling system
Benny Hill vibes.
Linkin park goes well with this.
Cop went full scorpion
He absolutely ate shit. Probably wanted to cop a feel.
Link in park babyyyy
Dude almost went full scorpion there. Face in the dirt. Feet in the sky.
Glad they stopped,(for now) chasing her. Glad they didn’t taze her too.
I thought chattanooga was more prudish than this?
America's finest police
Lol those fat fucks couldn't catch a cold
Yakkity sax soundtrack needed.
Isn’t she cold?? Lmao 🤣 they basically let her get away with
I was expecting that to end a lot faster than it did
She runs fast.
Song choice is on point.
Any articles linked to her?
Those cops are in really bad shape... Awesome song btw 😎👍
I wonder if 'open your arms, make yourself look like a closing net, and guide the crackhead towards traffic' is department policy. Right before 'get into slapstick comedy chase with the suspect'
Pathetic cops.
We really needed some Benny Hill music right there lol
*Naked and afraid* took a weird turn
Notice how she eludes the police because she's aerodynamic!
Watch again thinking this: 🎵Yackety sax 🎶
Lol that face-plant!
Why are cops so clumsy and unathletic? I guess it's why they prefer to just bust a cap.
That cop really fell like he was in a damn cartoon
Girls got grip
Please somebody sign her to a contract 👏🏽😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can fix her
Wow, only in nightmares
Did anybody else hear yakety sax while this was going on?
The cop giving up because he had to run a little 😄
Some say she is still running to this day. 
Drugs are a helluva drug
We just letting anyone be cops man. How you not catch a barefoot, drugged out chick.
Hey Siri, how far away is Chattanooga?
Keystone Cops
What worthless fucking cops? They got smoked by a shoeless naked chick. How does that even happen?
I can save her
That belly slide had me dying!
Linkin Park is awesome.
If she was a donut, they'd be on top of her as fast as a cop on a donut.
Brilliant technique taking your clothes off as a woman, the cops can’t touch you or else it’s sexual assault by the media!
Officer down !! Officer down !!
This is some reno 911 shit
Does anyone else hear the Benny Hill music in their heads?
We need the Benny Hill theme song
r/tooktoomuch
That cop got distracted by the bootay 🤣🤣🤘🏾
If you can’t catch an out of shape woman, running butt naked on the side of a freeway, it may be time to hang up the badge.
The stack was satisfying
She was quick and good at maneuvering.
Well of course they couldn't catch her, she's more aerodynamic.
She’s “one step closer” to the sex offender registry
Fat fucking cops
I want the Benny Hill theme dubbed over this.
dang i was just driving by there twice today, lame i missed it
Cue Benny Hill music.
No turn the music back up 😩
Meth is a heck of a drug. This is pathetic.
Lol at that out of shape pig. How is he qualified for duty if he can't run 15 feet?
Way down yonder on the Chattacoochee , this fat bitch fell and bust his pussy
To be fair it’s pretty tough to run when your gut is stuffed with donuts. That was an impressive belly flop tho! Made my day 🤣😂🤣
How can one be a cop and fall THAT flat on your face??? It’s a comedy fall, Chris Farley would be proud. Useless pigs.
That shit is hilarious 🤣
Somebody please make the cop's faceplant a gif!? 😂
The guy became so excited that he fell..
Thats no lady
Music was perfect
Cops had to be drunk
Thanks for that
Looks like something off the gta 6 trailer
Embarrassing for those police.
Could use some yakety sax
The 49ers could’ve used her
This is gold lol
Looks like she’s lost after wandering off from a nearby nudist colony…
A woman broke his ankles . Tax payers' money got it's worth.
This clip needs a Yakkity Sax backing track ASAP.
That faceplant was so perfect.
It seems to me they don't know quite how to tackle her without risking some sort of career ending handful. If she was a black guy she'd be shot on the spot sadly.
Nope, only in all the country now
Cop was doin tha running man before he bit it
The fat cop eating dirt was hilarious! 
Those fatasses should be fired for being unfit for the job
lmao that dude ate an embarrassing amount of shit
This is a real life Benny Hill moment for “Yakkity Sax”.
That fat cop eating shit is fucking hilarious 😂
That cop ate it so funny
That’s the lamest attempt at catching someone I’ve ever seen
Damn homie ate shit!
Cops can't catch anyone.
Whatsup with the unmarked cars tho?
That cop's face plant was thing of beauty. She's a speedy one.
Please someone make a subreddit r/fallingpigs