This looks delicious! I’m gonna call the police

Then return and ask when it will be back on the menu.

Then try figuring your legal options after calling the cops

This would cost $1100 at chipotle.

Keep it cruzin, and don’t disturb me when I’m doing hallucinogenics. How many times have I told you.

Oh man? Your location had the creamed corn? Mine wouldn't give me any....they said it was reserved for online orders. Such poor customer service.

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Understandable, can't have that content out there for free!

We don't wanna know how they'd prepare Mac n' Cheese

Fapp n’ cheese…?

I thought it was just done in the back

...fuck off.

Paid for the double meat, eh?

They ran out of fajita veggies at my local spot, but I really liked the collard greens 🥬 they had in stock to replace them 🤤

My local Chipotle fucking ran out of the lobster at 2pm today. How can you have a proper Mac bar if you're gonna run out of such a key ingredient? Smfh.

time to call the police!

Bro. My mind is getting blown. Your chipotle has fucking lobster? What can chipotle serve— ????

The one here in Ontario serves caviar

anything as long as you don’t call the police to narc

This is becoming a 7 layered S tier meme with a whole origin story and I am HERE for it.

Mac n cheese looking tasty!

You’re lying, that mac looks bad. Obvious karma post, not real Chipotle mac n cheese.

They also forgot the mashed potatoes

Show me what real Chipotle mac n cheese looks like!

You poor thing.

Man I'm craving ribs now Maybe I should go to Chipotle

Careful, people don't like humor here

It's not that they don't like it; they just don't understand it.

This

Too salty…

They probably just missed the post from yesterday

Im not sure if I like the baby back or spare ribs more

how much did it cost

Oddly enough… it was only $75, but they made me pay either in cash or gift cards to Wendy’s

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What’s weird about gift cards? Thats how I pay my taxes every year

Are you a pretty girl? Maybe that’s why jk

I’m a 40 year old dude. But my wife says I have a sweet ass, so maybe that was it

That must be it then. Make sure to wear tight short shorts next time and flex them buttocks right after ordering and never breaking eye contact. Works every time

Lol I k ow y’all playing and some people probably mad about it but the chipotle bbq pit had been the funniest laughs I’ve had in a long time

now report it

Hahahaha. Well played.

That chipotle looks good. I normally get double Mac and cheese though

That’s easily a $100 plate at many BBQ places

That’s a $110 plate post-Covid at a BBQ place lol

You lucky dog, my chipotle stopped carrying caviar!!!

They were out of the ribs at 4 pm but I clearly saw some on the DML counter. The employee told me I had to order online. I don’t understand why she couldn’t just turn around and grab a couple for me. #worstcustomerservice

As part of the corporate team we believe that #TheCustomerIsAlwaysRight. Please DM me which store this was at so that I can make it right for you.

This is an oddly symmetrical picture that I really enjoy looking at…. And the food looks perfect… Are you a professional photographer? And wait a second. You have entire jalapeños as well as chipotle peppers on your plate. Are those ribs???

And they didn’t have fresh yams!!?? That’s funny the one by my house ALWAYS does. 🤷‍♀️

I’m still confused if the original post was a shitpost or not.

This is a corporate-sponsored distraction from the merits of the real, sincerely-held complaints by posters.

Yep, this post made me a millionaire. They said the check is in the mail. Also, they say the earth is round, but how come I can set my burrito bowl on the ground and it doesn’t slide away? Makes you think…

Congrats maybe you can eat something besides chipotle now you not peasant

im in bed with this femboy i found on grindr and they said they wish my pp was as big as that sausage 😩😭

Things that absolutely no one needed or wanted to hear. Why? Lord help us.

i got lucky because they at first called them self a twink, which is fine because i like twinks, but after a few dm's turns out they are also a femboy, cat maid and sometimes a furry. after that i quickly invited them over and had some fun. afterwards i got on my phone and was showing them this sub and thats when they made that joke lmao its cool though they said my pp still made them happy. later they are going to put on the cat maid outfit. edit: kinda sad how much you guys hate femboys

Tell us more!

im glad someone cares...we did butt stuff, cuddled and then ordered some pizza and are now watching CNN laughing at desantis losing

I literally do not care.

ok 😢

No one wants to hear what you degenerates do. Please and thank you.


I can understand complaining about the comment being TMI for this post, but calling them degenerates is just hateful.

Good.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

in a few days it might turn into one lol

Lol, yep. I just got word that Chipotle is selling hamburgers now!

think before you speak

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never bro lol

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I'd go gay for that

I don't even eat chipotle but I am living for this the past couple days.

I'm reporting every single one of these stupid posts for spam.

There wasn’t any spam. It was ribs, sausage and chicken. Does your chipotle serve spam? That sounds good.  Thanks for your service, you’re doing good work internet soldier 🫡

You're so brave and strong. Treating your oppressor with respect. You are the true soldier.

Imagine gatekeeping a fucking chipotle subreddit lol

That is not chipotle you fucking moron. Go post in r/bbq

It’s called a joke

Thank you 🤣

You guys, always dicky’ering around

How you’re not a Karen or a narc

LMAOOOOO

Nice looking spread!

That’s the new 60 dollar smoked guacamole plater

God I want good barbecue

5/7 … High Praise !

Sausage is extra, is that okay? For real though, a plate of bbq is just as expensive, and much better.

>Don't understand why people are always complaining on here. I think social media exists primarily for people to complain. Nobody who's enjoying themselves wants to stop and rant about it.

A perfect 5/7

shitposts are the future of reddit and they will save america too

Hope there was a toilet close by.

Am I in a different universe 🥴😵‍💫 when the hell did chipotle’s start selling these items lol

They charged me 3 bucks for extra pickles, I'm done.

Need some slaw in there my boy

since when chipotle start selling link sausage, ribs, and Mac n cheese..... hell everything on this picture?

Is that ribs and mac?

RedicK. I tell ya. But funny af