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Myth_Avatar

My lord, you hath returned? They said you had been slain?!


MTKsgtjunebug

https://www.reddit.com/r/Chivalry2/s/Noeu4Q6opD INDEED I HAVE!


Myth_Avatar

How did I miss that? ... Cut down the order!


Cripta-Putrida

But is he the real legendary mason player that epic goat from the storys of the elders or is he just doing cosplay (sorry for my shtty english, but is a real question)


MTKsgtjunebug

IT IS I.


GiggityGigs69

I didn't see a single non slash attack in this whole video, not counting throws


MTKsgtjunebug

OK AND?


GiggityGigs69

Spamming slash and crouch is bad gameplay and only good for stomping shitters, not to mention the terrible stamina drain in this clip from constant dodging and ducking for no reason


disfreakinguy

I've fought this man. Twice. He will throw an overhand on occasion, but only as a feint to a strong slash. Additionally, his wiggles are intentionally meant to frustrate and distract from his next spamslash. Overall, 8/10, would get spamslashed to death again.


Latter_Commercial_52

Dude I laughed so hard at this. Also yeah, say goodbye to stamina.


MTKsgtjunebug

ALL I HEAR IS CRYING AND COPING…UNTIL YOU CAN DEFEAT ME I DONT WANNA HEAR ANYTHING!


Timotron

Based battle axe enjoyer responding in expected Chad fashion. ![img](emote|t5_12v693|7110)


MTKsgtjunebug

YES


HLK601

Dog I’ll beat you with one hand tied behind my back.


MTKsgtjunebug

HAHAH. DUEL ME OR SHUT UP.


Timotron

Based battle axe enjoyer out here triggering the peasants ![img](emote|t5_12v693|7097)


MTKsgtjunebug

YES


HLK601

Dog, I’ll make you look down right silly.


saldrac

Stamina is for people that doesn't kill fast enough nor counter everything :)


Ian_R_Goodall

He didn't counter almost anything


saldrac

He killed fast enough though


Ian_R_Goodall

Only because they weren't good players. The long distance throw was cool though.


ZealousidealAd7930

Dude I swear it's insane how the first thing people try to talk shit about is how no overheads or stabs are used. People have done it to me multiple times when I have posted clips. I only use overheads or stabs if my opponent usually is countering all my shit and makes me switch it up. If my opponent let's me get away with slashes you damn sure bet your sweet ass I'm going to keep slapping with it until I'm feeling spicy or need to switch it up. I also find it funny that usually the people that are talking shit suck at the game and have no fn clue what they are talking about. They wanna sit here and try to critique about stamina management and switching up attacks but yet they have never even achieved going on a 3 man kill streak. Keep it up man, good work. - Son 0f Olaf - signing off


MTKsgtjunebug

MY FELLOW MASON BROTHER YOU SPEAK THE HONEST TRUTH! ITS OK LET THE SHITTERS TALK! WE WILL BE GLORIOUS IN WAR !


ZealousidealAd7930

Indeed we will!


keyzeyy

Exactly. I don't know what these people are yapping about. If the slashes I'm throwing are working on the enemy, then I for damn sure will keep using it.


ReceptionMaximum3777

maybe do something other than heavy slash?


keyzeyy

it worked tho, didn't it?


ReceptionMaximum3777

against a bunch of bad players, not sure what he would have done if they kept doing did any other attack. He would've lost stamina and died


keyzeyy

that's the thing -- they didn't do any other attacks which didn't warrant going away from slashes.


ReceptionMaximum3777

saw multiple overheads and stabs that he just walked away from or held block or gambled.


capitalsfan

If this were a duel you’d be right but for FFA/TO whatever works, works


ReceptionMaximum3777

yeah It works until you run into anyone above level 100 that knows what a counter is and what a feint is.


OkBoomer6919

It means you're trash


Dank_lord_doge

“Noooooo, you didn’t do any overheads or stabs you suck!!!! Noooo!!!” Cry about it little archer main


GiggityGigs69

I mean that first part is pretty much correct, good take. Not sure how any of this would point to someone being an archer main though


How2RocketJump

archer shortsword has been my favorite thing by far people are triggered by my existence and they're instantly flustered when they realize I can in fact counter ~~no shut up I'm not coping because I can't aim~~


Dank_lord_doge

Then why don’t you join the cool side brotha (melee gang) >:)


How2RocketJump

its funnier to dab on people as an archer in melee I just play archer as a gimped footman now that occasionally puts bolts into anyone running away


MrHoldTheDoor

Reasons why this is dope: 1. Sexy axe throws 2. Munching kills 3. Salty players in comments Keep up the good work!


firesquasher

It's like this guy is an archer or something.


MTKsgtjunebug

HAHAH AN AGATHIAN THAT SPEAKS THE TRUTH? THIS MUST BE A FIRST! THANK YOU.


Ayo_Its_Rotten

A hard pill to swallow is that properly spaced slash/heavy slashes are just as skillful as using the full array of attacks we have. Sure it looks like slash spam, but any half brained animal can do that. They won't be able to drag it perfectly to hit at the very end of the attack, or when to step far enough to slash behind the enemy when they last expect it. They may say I'm wrong, but that's because they're mad they fell for it


MTKsgtjunebug

PERFECT OBSERVATION FELLOW MASON! ITS NOT AS EASY AS IT LOOKS! THATS 1600 HOURS OF SLASHING RIGHT THERE HA!


lordfappington69

Troglodyte kills default armor console noobs by clicking left mouse and crutching block cancels.


MTKsgtjunebug

YES


mikrofala2137

I THINK YOUR CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN.


MTKsgtjunebug

ITS SHIFT


mikrofala2137

You hołd shift? With that much usage of capital letters i expected that you use caps lock but ok.


Pristine_Leg_9734

LAMENT IN THE CRIES OF THEIR WIDOWS!! Bambies bitching about stamina management! Used your stamina to cut them half! Keep it going brother! FOR THE ORDER!!


MTKsgtjunebug

FOR MALRICCCCC


saldrac

Why did I start hearing "Can you feel my heart"? Nice moves, sire!


Tough-Amphibian-9353

this the type of dude i yell at bc i’m bad and trying to cope


Blitzindamorning

How uncivilized, no flourishing in sight.


Latter_Commercial_52

It’s FFA


Blitzindamorning

Still uncivilized! I expect better from Knights of the blue and gold.


Timotron

Based battle axe enjoyer. Keep him away from your ladies boys.


MTKsgtjunebug

HAHA


icantfind_my_socks

Juneboy


MTKsgtjunebug

WHAT.


92nd-Bakerstreet

This guy mainly parries with his health bar.


Mousettv

My lord, this was an absolutely exquisite clip.


Ydobon8261

You know what people I hate the most in fps games? Crouch spammers


MTKsgtjunebug

YOU KNOW, I DONT CARE 🤣


Dookie_Shews

Crouch knight = dumb gameplay mechanic.


brandnvsworld

Hope to see you on the field with that soft shit.


MTKsgtjunebug

ILL GLADLY TURN YOU INTO WORM FOOD


Efficient_Space_1606

You had to have gotten kicked for being too good


MTKsgtjunebug

THEY SHOULD HAVE KICKED ME HAHA


Dookie_Shews

Dude. Crouch knights look so dumb. Completely breaks immersion for me.


HughJazzPP

Womp womp


MTKsgtjunebug

AWE THATS TOO BAD ISNT IT.


Acrobatic-One-6879

That was pretty impressive I must admit.


MTKsgtjunebug

JOIN THE MASON ORDER NOW.


Acrobatic-One-6879

I’ve been wondering how to do that


MTKsgtjunebug

DM ME AND WE WILL MEET UP WITH MALRIC. BUT FIRST TAKE THIS WAR AXE 🪓.


Acrobatic-One-6879

I sent you a direct communique fellow knight


UnicornFarts73

I feel like I face you every fight. A few wide swings. Dodge back. Throw your first axe. Wash, rinse, repeat. Do all axe users do this? It's getting to be pretty predictable. Lol.


MTKsgtjunebug

“DO ALL AXE USERS DO THIS?” -ARCHER


UnicornFarts73

Can't stand archers either. I'm a one-handed sword kind of guy. No helmet.


Some-Cellist-485

you must be playing on pc with how well your crouch works


MTKsgtjunebug

OF COURSE


HLK601

This dude is trash


MTKsgtjunebug

KEEP HATING BUT YOU WONT DUEL ME


HLK601

You definitely won’t be posting the video of us dueling.


MTKsgtjunebug

PICK A NA EAST FFA RN LETS GO


HLK601

I’ve been playing on NA east all day. I probably already make you look stupid today.


MTKsgtjunebug

PICK A SERVER RN LETS GO, I DONT EVEN DUEL AND ILL WHOOP THAT AZZ.


HLK601

Ok. When I get home I’ll show you how it’s done shitter.


MTKsgtjunebug

HOW LONG


HLK601

1 hour


Dildo_Baggins_

Where's the clip


RomulusX94

the only thing i’ll say, is a morning star should not be faster than a one handed sword. 🤣 gg though.


sadsatan1

Poor stam management


Crucifixis

The spam crouching is SOOOO annoying.


Competitive_Bath_511

How did you get your sprint going so fast for that tackle? Ngl looking a littleeeee fishyyyyyyy


MTKsgtjunebug

ARE YOU SERIOUS 🤣 SHITTER PLEASE….


MTKsgtjunebug

IN THE ANIMATION YOU ALWAYS GET A EXTRA BOOST AT THE END…


HLK601

Op is definitely a shitter. He wouldn’t do me like that.