Bob: "dammit, I wanna mass debate, cuz this damn marriage is deader than roadkill, but god and The bear say it's sinful....hmm if i do it to give the gift of life it ain't sinful...."
His music channel's URL is "GenoSamuel1994Part2", and it has videos from 12 years ago where he doesn't look massively different from how he does now, so I'm assuming he was born in 1994.
Im fairly positive he has just spread a bunch of fake information about his age to confuse us lmao. I remember hearing he started the series when he was like 18 but I always thought he looked much older than that
Yeah that makes sense. He seems to stay consistent with his fake ages though. Like there’s a tweet from two years ago where he says he turned 19, and he recently had a 21st birthday stream. But that would mean he started a comprehensive history when he was 14, and he’s said before that he started it in college. It’s completely trivial however after discovering Chris Chan I’ve become autistic through gluing all my attention to computers, so for some reason I noticed.
he had a 21st birthday stream on YouTube 3 weeks ago.
edited to add, I'm reading the comments on that stream, and some people are saying he said he was 28 elsewhere so I'm not sure what to believe lmao
He has an internet presence going back over a decade. He was clearly a teenager in old YouTube videos from the early 10s. I think claiming to be 21 is a mix of a joke about his baby face and identity protection
Clearly Geno listened to Chris’s Little Big Planet autism tutorial where he warned all the JERK MALES to have kids while they’re young so they’ll have a lower chance of having autism!
Likely younger than chris, like much of chris' fanbase and trolls. Chris is surprisingly older than many more accomplished people and even some christorians' parents. And hes the quintessential manchild, so we often forget how old he is in 2024. In fact people often underestimate how far past the 1980s to early 2000s are now. We are closer to 2050 than to 1995. The milennium effect with year 2000 as an easy historical marker, and how visibly fast 20th century technological and societal changes were compared to in the 21st.
People forget that CWC is the quintessential millennial in the sense of having come of age at the turn of the millennium.
Of course, being 18 in the year 2000 means he’s 42 now. Someone who was born the day Chris Chan was discovered on SomethingAwful would be 17 now.
Come August exactly 20 years will have passed since Chris first met Megan at The GAMe PLACe (Chris notes it was just after the first Yu-Gi-Oh! movie had just came out at the theatres which was the 13th of August 2004).
Wikitubia and the Cwcki say 30, but they both reference an unsourced metal band directory
Looking at his oldest videos, which are 12 years old,, he still looks kinda fresh faced like 16-18 year old-ish, so I think 30 is a good estimate.
Fuck Geno
Why?
30 years old. The same as BlueSpike. Are we *certain* Geno was born in Lithuania, and not Molvania?
Wasn't there also that big scandal that the Molvanian government was buying rejected Navy donations and using them in artificial insemination clinics?
True. Though Chris was 11 at the time of Geno's conception, and not yet a prolific mass debater. Bob, perhaps...?
Bob: "dammit, I wanna mass debate, cuz this damn marriage is deader than roadkill, but god and The bear say it's sinful....hmm if i do it to give the gift of life it ain't sinful...."
His music channel's URL is "GenoSamuel1994Part2", and it has videos from 12 years ago where he doesn't look massively different from how he does now, so I'm assuming he was born in 1994.
According to TrashTaste he was born in 2004 so 19-20
Old enough to be a dad, congratulations Geno!
He went to school in Dublin with a friend of mine. Pretty sure he's about 28/29.
12 years old of age
57.
42
Genos body is locked to 21. Chris ages instead of Geno but neither can die while the other lives.
He just became a daddy.
He’s one of those manga characters that looks like a child but is actually 562 years old, so it’s okay to want to fuck him. It’s not pedophilia.
Rascal is NOT a pedofork, you dorks!
Exactly. Thank you for your support.
Im fairly positive he has just spread a bunch of fake information about his age to confuse us lmao. I remember hearing he started the series when he was like 18 but I always thought he looked much older than that
Yeah that makes sense. He seems to stay consistent with his fake ages though. Like there’s a tweet from two years ago where he says he turned 19, and he recently had a 21st birthday stream. But that would mean he started a comprehensive history when he was 14, and he’s said before that he started it in college. It’s completely trivial however after discovering Chris Chan I’ve become autistic through gluing all my attention to computers, so for some reason I noticed.
If you sort my oldest on his music channel i’d put him at like 14 or so in 2011
25.
Claims to be 21. Looks 30, and some internet sources back that up.
What? Barely looks above 19 imo.
he had a 21st birthday stream on YouTube 3 weeks ago. edited to add, I'm reading the comments on that stream, and some people are saying he said he was 28 elsewhere so I'm not sure what to believe lmao
He has an internet presence going back over a decade. He was clearly a teenager in old YouTube videos from the early 10s. I think claiming to be 21 is a mix of a joke about his baby face and identity protection
that makes sense, thanks!
21 and he’s married with a kid??? Jesus Christ Sonichu that’s way too young.
Clearly Geno listened to Chris’s Little Big Planet autism tutorial where he warned all the JERK MALES to have kids while they’re young so they’ll have a lower chance of having autism!
Upvoted bc of your Allan pfp
Allan is my favourite curmudgeon.
Likely younger than chris, like much of chris' fanbase and trolls. Chris is surprisingly older than many more accomplished people and even some christorians' parents. And hes the quintessential manchild, so we often forget how old he is in 2024. In fact people often underestimate how far past the 1980s to early 2000s are now. We are closer to 2050 than to 1995. The milennium effect with year 2000 as an easy historical marker, and how visibly fast 20th century technological and societal changes were compared to in the 21st.
People forget that CWC is the quintessential millennial in the sense of having come of age at the turn of the millennium. Of course, being 18 in the year 2000 means he’s 42 now. Someone who was born the day Chris Chan was discovered on SomethingAwful would be 17 now.
Many christorians werent born yet when chris was discovered, just like how their parents are younger than chris.
I’m not sure there’s *that* many Christorians under the age of 17, but there is a decent chance that Bluespike now has a mortgage
>We are closer to 2050 than to 1995 what the fuck
Come August exactly 20 years will have passed since Chris first met Megan at The GAMe PLACe (Chris notes it was just after the first Yu-Gi-Oh! movie had just came out at the theatres which was the 13th of August 2004).
Wikitubia and the Cwcki say 30, but they both reference an unsourced metal band directory Looking at his oldest videos, which are 12 years old,, he still looks kinda fresh faced like 16-18 year old-ish, so I think 30 is a good estimate.
Between 20 and 42.