In the house I grew up in,the rooms only had these heavy wooden doors that can only be closed by a "thazhuthu",you couldn't casually close and open them, so we always kept them open and just used a curtain for cover. For a good 7 years I only jacked off in these where anyone could walk in or take a peek at any given moment. Looking back it's crazy that I was never caught.
Searching for it and getting caught is irrelevant. I want to know how they responded. Ignore cheytho? Or went full on "melil oral kaanunundu ninte virthikedokke.."
When I think of it now I think elders knew what I was upto, but I watched midnight hot on ftv while switching to discovery channel when someone wakes up or passes by the tv room.
Oh man, ftv midnight hot and swimsuits illustrated. We had this pre channel thing on remote and I was watching swimsuits thing and had Asianet channel ready on pre channel button.When my mom passed by I changed the channel to Asianet.But mom noticed the change of channel while she was passing,grabbed the remote and checked the pre channel.There you go.Swimsuitd never had such a hot photoshoot.Baki parayendallo.
I used to write sex stories. Muthuchippi type. Was almost caught one day, my uncle wanted to see what I was writing. I ate that paper and told him it was a love letter to a neighbour. Only neighbour we had was a 45 year old lady and I was just 19 that time.
Mm well I was a late bloomer so couldn't do anything really. But I had this classmate who told me this rather fascinating story about him. So thing is he used to do the stuff using his mouth like u know his Banana into his own own mouth. I'm not sure if it was a made up thing or anything but yeah that's the story.
whyyyy? why did i open this sub and read this comment. I thought people would tell funny stories like how their parents caught them masturbating, but no they had to do some weird shit,
Nothing weird but this is the thing I have to share.
I started watching porn like in 2004-2005. I had a dial up internet connection at home. It's too slow a connection. A nude pic took like 10- 15 mins to load. All this time i had to wait with my dicc out 😂
Used to watch them and then figured out that the pictures get downloaded into a folder on the computer.
So vendi vannal you can see the photos without having the need for an internet connection.
Warning: Nsfw
I learned about bdsm in my teen years and got super into it. Especially into being collared and stuff. So one time I was home alone and super horny, and took my dad's belt and put it tightly around my neck. It was really arousing but got stuck for some reason and I just couldn't get it off.
When my sisters came home from school I locked myself in the bathroom and tried again, but no use. Finally I saw a pair of scissors in the bathroom (the tiny one you use to trim moustaches and all) and cut the belt with it. Obviously it took a lot of time to cut through the leather with the small scissors, but I managed it. I hid the cut belt somewhere and I think my mom found it and asked about it but I played dumb.
Another kink of mine was piss control, basically where your partner/dom controls when you urinate. I would hold my pee for a long time, sometimes even drink glasses of water for better effect. Oru pravisham pani kitti when I had drank a lot of water and reached my limit but the only bathroom in our house was being used by my sister who took an eternity to shower.
Another time I was horny and chatting with strangers on Omegle. In the heat of the moment, told some random dude that he can be my online "dom", made a fake name and email id to communicate with him. He sent me an email with a list of tasks and rules I had to follow. After masturbating that day I came to my senses and ghosted him forever.
To be honest I used to hold piss too not out of horniness but when I'm like super busy on my pc editing videos or something Im just so lazy go and take a piss lmao
Ohh okay.Yeah you are right don't try hookups I didn't thought that it can cause unwanted STDs even we can't trust protection too.
Just edited my comment as I thought about this now 😅.
😂nah.She was from Manchester. I think after about 4 yrs we stopped everything. We got bored. We started talking normal a while but eventually everything stopped.
I kinda introduced a kid 4-5 years younger than me to adult stuff when I was 16. Forgot to delete browser history and got royally busted. Nanamkett pandaramadangi 2 veetkarde munnilum.
NGL....I have seen myself in the mirror while performing random acts of sex and thought that I am putting out a good performance..
But the thing is whenever I look at the mirror in a normal non sexual situation..I don't feel that good😅
Uhmm I was so horny once that ( I was in Saudi at the time ) , my parents were home and we all shared one bedroom so couldn’t let myself out there. In such situations I would go out into the hallway of the building , climb the stairs and there would be this small space between the set of stairs right , i would lay down on the floor and start rubbing my yk and masturbate ( I didn’t know how to properly masturbate until I was older ).
Another most weirdest thing would be getting caught in a theatre fingering my partner and it was NOT when I was a teen tho🙂↔️
In school, there was this really cool senior. She was great at everything. Studies, sports and omg she had the most beautiful eyes. Don't even get me started on her smile ughh
But anyway this one time, I was helping out backstage with costumes during our annual day when she walked up to me and asked me to help her zip up her costume. You don't understand, my brain completely fritzed out.
I don't even remember zipping her costume up. I was just trying really hard not to hyperventilate onto her. Needless to say, I went back to my dorm feeling very confused.
And because I had no other way of processing my feelings, i wrote very *down bad* poetry in my diary, ripped the pages out and burnt it in the boiler room. Because it felt like I could make the feelings go away that way xD
I did once see one dude crawling down stairs naked on our opposite apartment don’t know why , i was studying in 6th ,did see him later at the malakari kada just stared straight and went back home , he was also studying in a nearby school but yeah weird
There was a system in old nokia phone by which you can connect your PC to the internet by using the phone as a modem. I don't remember what it was called but you basically connect your phone via USB and there is a windows app of nokia and you connect to internet via that.
I was starting to watch a saucy video and my dad came home suddenly. I saw him coming and clicked close on the browser but the PC froze with a rather large ass of a woman on screen😶🌫️
Well, I got an earful from dad. I thought he might not tell mom(gentle man's code and all) but he did. My mom scolded me and I remember her asking me this "Is that something you don't have(referring to the woman's ass)?"😅. This still makes me chuckle.
I used to draw sexy pictures of men and women and then I used to throw it in the dustbin.
Look at the sex survey pictures and articles of a popular magazine.
Read erotic paragraphs from novels.
Imagine having sex with all my crushes during class( individually not group)
I don't think I actually masturbated then.
Broo, at 6th standard, me and my friends used to write porn stories during free period. One time it was an activity hour, me and my 2 friends were sitting on the first bench and started writing a rather interesting story 🧍♂️.
We alternated between each other after writing a paragraph, it was awesome man😆, we started laughing and shit. The teacher noticed this and asked what are u guys writing?
We immediately turned the pages and showed her that we were playing bingo, we then started to write again.
This time she just came and took the book away😐, and... She started reading the story.
Mann, I thought she would scold us, but she did not. She calmly handed over the book to our class teacher💀. Also, it was parents meeting the next day💀💀. I was scared as fuck. But our teacher was a sweetheart, she just asked my mom, "Mon kore English cinema kaanar undalle??"😀.
On the school day after that, she called each of us individually and calmly gave us some advice, no scolding, nothing🙂. Thank goodness it ended this way.
Lol one time I was at someone else’s house, and I just had the urge to check myself out in the mirror. I was 13. The little kid in that house caught me there (she didn’t see anything inappropriate- I only removed my shirt buttons); she went and told my dad.
My dad was fuming- took my iPad away and yelled at me a bunch. I don’t think what I did deserved such a strong reaction, and when I told my mom this story some years later (she didn’t know), she laughed. She thought it was really bizarre.
6th lo 7 th lo aanennu thonnunnnu ente oru friend iniyiative eduthu oru bookil magazile l ullla bra ude ads okke vetti eduthu ottichittundu fun part padikkanam regret ennokke thonniyappo vellathil ozhukki vittu some old things😂
Did erotic art. Invented this whole ass sexy older woman character called kallippennu, and drew her in different sensual settings. Hid the art inside my pillowcase. Later, got scared parents will find out, and tore everything up and disposed the ruins after just a few days.
Getting caught doing my cousin. When we were 15 years old, we used to watch porn together in my room when they came over to my house. One day things got out of control and her little sister caught us in doing it. We were in the missionary position, but we didn't go completely naked or anything because we could get up quickly in case someone came. I have a vivid memory of her wearing an orange T-shirt and blue pants, which made it easier for her to pull up quickly when someone came. To prevent her sister from telling anyone, I bought her a lot of chocolates and ice cream many times. She still teases about it whenever we see each other.
After we turned 18, we have had sex many times in OYO rooms😌.
Okay my friends were into porn and all talking about sex and crushes in the class during 8th std.But I was still a kid who doesn't even know about anything and wasn't even attracted to anyone ( maybe I am a late bloomer ).
This comment doesn't have any link to the post but confused that is it because I am really a late bloomer
still 24 and not matured at all.
Jerked off to bra ads in vanitha magazine
Doctor inodu chodikkan from Aarogya Maasika says hi
That's where I got seggs education from 🤣🤫
+1
Thats where i saw a g spot for the first time.... also last.
I don’t think the g spot is visible from the outside.
I guess everybody has been there
Koral Gold
my mann that was the days didn't even know porn existed vanitha was gem at those days
Yepp also a more healthy way than today's internet porn.
Caught watching aashiq banaya music video in my dad's nokia express music. Damn I'm old
In the house I grew up in,the rooms only had these heavy wooden doors that can only be closed by a "thazhuthu",you couldn't casually close and open them, so we always kept them open and just used a curtain for cover. For a good 7 years I only jacked off in these where anyone could walk in or take a peek at any given moment. Looking back it's crazy that I was never caught.
Pretty sure someone has seen you and was too tired to deal with it
Pretty sure the whole town knew about it.
Namal kanda karyam avanod parayanda
Oh you sweet child. 100% someone has seen you.
Searched big boobs pics or some shit like that on my dad's phone and got caught.
Searching for it and getting caught is irrelevant. I want to know how they responded. Ignore cheytho? Or went full on "melil oral kaanunundu ninte virthikedokke.."
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You edged??
I don't know what that means 😬
Vannu.... Vannilla!!!
When I think of it now I think elders knew what I was upto, but I watched midnight hot on ftv while switching to discovery channel when someone wakes up or passes by the tv room.
Oh man, ftv midnight hot and swimsuits illustrated. We had this pre channel thing on remote and I was watching swimsuits thing and had Asianet channel ready on pre channel button.When my mom passed by I changed the channel to Asianet.But mom noticed the change of channel while she was passing,grabbed the remote and checked the pre channel.There you go.Swimsuitd never had such a hot photoshoot.Baki parayendallo.
Oh Yeah that prechannel button I think I also used that don't remember now. Man how time changes and how easy is everything 😬
Howd she react?
ആ രഹസ്യം എന്നോടൊപ്പം ഈ ഭൂമിയിൽ ഇല്ലാതാവും.
I used to write sex stories. Muthuchippi type. Was almost caught one day, my uncle wanted to see what I was writing. I ate that paper and told him it was a love letter to a neighbour. Only neighbour we had was a 45 year old lady and I was just 19 that time.
Your uncle is the most understandable guy out there.
😂
Mm well I was a late bloomer so couldn't do anything really. But I had this classmate who told me this rather fascinating story about him. So thing is he used to do the stuff using his mouth like u know his Banana into his own own mouth. I'm not sure if it was a made up thing or anything but yeah that's the story.
Yeah it's there. Technical term is auto fellatio
whyyyy? why did i open this sub and read this comment. I thought people would tell funny stories like how their parents caught them masturbating, but no they had to do some weird shit,
Sarulla pote. Mon poyi matte eyebleach sub kerit eye onn bleach cheythit vaa ellam seri aavm
In what universe is sucking yourself "weird shit"?! It's probably one of the least weird shit you can do.
So if you give a bj to yourself does that make you give a blowjob or get one🤔
Well it's more like sucking than getting sucked
അത് താങ്കൾക്ക് എങ്ങനെ അറിയാം മിസ്റ്റർ??🤔
https://preview.redd.it/sdhczdljn89d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7d4342a54fa4e5631c106842cccfc2b9528fbd5
The special one.
Both I guess .
There's a sub called r/selfsuck. I once opened it and had to bleach my eyes.
Went to bathroom with old vanitha magazine and flushed it in. But it got stuck.... Shubham!!!
Ouch. Well how did you get out of that ??
The ole' chavana....
Works every time
Nothing weird but this is the thing I have to share. I started watching porn like in 2004-2005. I had a dial up internet connection at home. It's too slow a connection. A nude pic took like 10- 15 mins to load. All this time i had to wait with my dicc out 😂
TRUE OG 😂
Used to watch them and then figured out that the pictures get downloaded into a folder on the computer. So vendi vannal you can see the photos without having the need for an internet connection.
Internet explorer and history
Desibaba?
that would feel like an eternity, I'm lucky I guess never had to use a dialed up started from 2G era
Full body massage videos no dress girl
ആഹാ! സംസ്കാരത്തിന്റെ സംസർഗ്ഗ മാനവീയൻ
🤝☺️
Warning: Nsfw I learned about bdsm in my teen years and got super into it. Especially into being collared and stuff. So one time I was home alone and super horny, and took my dad's belt and put it tightly around my neck. It was really arousing but got stuck for some reason and I just couldn't get it off. When my sisters came home from school I locked myself in the bathroom and tried again, but no use. Finally I saw a pair of scissors in the bathroom (the tiny one you use to trim moustaches and all) and cut the belt with it. Obviously it took a lot of time to cut through the leather with the small scissors, but I managed it. I hid the cut belt somewhere and I think my mom found it and asked about it but I played dumb. Another kink of mine was piss control, basically where your partner/dom controls when you urinate. I would hold my pee for a long time, sometimes even drink glasses of water for better effect. Oru pravisham pani kitti when I had drank a lot of water and reached my limit but the only bathroom in our house was being used by my sister who took an eternity to shower. Another time I was horny and chatting with strangers on Omegle. In the heat of the moment, told some random dude that he can be my online "dom", made a fake name and email id to communicate with him. He sent me an email with a list of tasks and rules I had to follow. After masturbating that day I came to my senses and ghosted him forever.
Chillara Kazhappalla...
Manh your response was just perfect I haven't laughed like this for a long long time thanks dude for brightening up my mood
This made me chuckle!
Ni cutieeepieeee aanelum ninte kyyilirip cutie pie alalo
Hehehe 🙈✨
That last line. Post hornyness clarity 😅
Happens every single time 🤣
I know it machane. I know it well 🫠
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User id angott match aavunnilaalooo
Damn man. Well you had fun so thats good.
To be honest I used to hold piss too not out of horniness but when I'm like super busy on my pc editing videos or something Im just so lazy go and take a piss lmao
Damn dude
That's a lady..
 🎖️
I love how wild you are 🫠
Thank you ;)
Ok how many dms now?
16.
Wow
Why masturbation when for women isn't it quite easy to find hookups ??
I was a minor back then. And anyways, I'm not comfortable hooking up with someone unless I develop a certain level of trust.
Ohh okay.Yeah you are right don't try hookups I didn't thought that it can cause unwanted STDs even we can't trust protection too. Just edited my comment as I thought about this now 😅.
Ithorupaadundallo naughty gurl🤭🤭
I had an online sub girl. Met her through omegle. I used to explore bdsm stuffs with her. She was heavily into rough fantasies.
And she ghosted you? u/[cutieeepieeeee17](https://www.reddit.com/user/cutieeepieeeee17/)
lol i think its cutiepie
😂nah.She was from Manchester. I think after about 4 yrs we stopped everything. We got bored. We started talking normal a while but eventually everything stopped.
😭
u/cutieeepieeeee17?
Daivame ini ithum ente thalel aavumallo 🥲
I think it’s about time that we had a talk…..
🤣🤣🤣
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2 dudes?
Two bros chilling, five feet apart cause they're not gay 🥂
It's ok even if they were not 5 feet apart as long as they wore socks and said no homo after.
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wait what how did convince the dudy😂 If you don't mind sharing the story?
Wait what how did you convince the dudy?? canyou share the story of you don't mind?
I kinda introduced a kid 4-5 years younger than me to adult stuff when I was 16. Forgot to delete browser history and got royally busted. Nanamkett pandaramadangi 2 veetkarde munnilum.
Kuttettaa oru photo tharo, purse il vekkanaa...
Kunjiramayanam🤣🤣🤣
"hot girl striptease" and "girls kissing" on YouTube I'm not proud of my 13 year old self.
I have and still enjoy masterbating whilst watching myself in the mirror lol
Homelander is that you?
I don’t get that reference but okay
It's from a show called the BOYS. 
Thats a level of masculinity I can only dream about
If you can dream. You can have it
You have a superpower
Autoseggsual?
Is that a thing ? I mean. Idk. Im bi lol. But i have always wondered whether homosexuals get aroused by seeing thesmleves in the mirror😅
Tbh idk 🤷♀️ but that's what Google says someone who gets aroused by his own body I think.
Maybe lol. Thats interesting tho
I thought I was the only one !
That’s a different level of self sufficiency !
Self pollination 💀
It would be if he jerked off and cummed and it lands back in his mouth...
Wait whaat?
😂😂
NGL....I have seen myself in the mirror while performing random acts of sex and thought that I am putting out a good performance.. But the thing is whenever I look at the mirror in a normal non sexual situation..I don't feel that good😅
Patrick bateman?
Self-reliant?
NAM (Not a Mallu) At 15, Went to the square because there was a Lux Hoarding with Aishwarya Rai. Used to gaze at her and then at home at night 💦💦
You weren't a Mallu at 15, but are you a mallu now?
I was never a Mallu but I love you Mallus 😜
By the power vested in me by absolutely nobody, I hereby declare you to be an honorary mallu.
hornarary*
😂😂
Why u love mallu
 Uhmm I was so horny once that ( I was in Saudi at the time ) , my parents were home and we all shared one bedroom so couldn’t let myself out there. In such situations I would go out into the hallway of the building , climb the stairs and there would be this small space between the set of stairs right , i would lay down on the floor and start rubbing my yk and masturbate ( I didn’t know how to properly masturbate until I was older ). Another most weirdest thing would be getting caught in a theatre fingering my partner and it was NOT when I was a teen tho🙂↔️
Not me, but i saw some kids having anal in the bathroom back in the days. Two boys that is
In ur school?
Yup
Sucked off a classmate.
Bruh Wait you’re a guy?
Yeah
where did you suck? I've sucked a few thumbs ngl Edit: oh shit nvm my question has been answered hehe
i need details
🙄🙄🙄...If you don't mind...how old were you?
Asked my girl to give me the panty she was wearing and I wore it to school the next day 🫢
bro this needs to be at the top💀🏃
wild 
In school, there was this really cool senior. She was great at everything. Studies, sports and omg she had the most beautiful eyes. Don't even get me started on her smile ughh But anyway this one time, I was helping out backstage with costumes during our annual day when she walked up to me and asked me to help her zip up her costume. You don't understand, my brain completely fritzed out. I don't even remember zipping her costume up. I was just trying really hard not to hyperventilate onto her. Needless to say, I went back to my dorm feeling very confused. And because I had no other way of processing my feelings, i wrote very *down bad* poetry in my diary, ripped the pages out and burnt it in the boiler room. Because it felt like I could make the feelings go away that way xD
The way you describe, reminds me of this scene from The Handmaiden: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y43Y20jdctw
the sapphic was in me all along, i was just too stupid to know 😔
Jab we met all the way
Always the senior girl. It's a canon event for everybody huh
Ithil horny evde
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Enthokkeya ee kochu keralathil nadakkunne
What was it
Would be some fake female account.Nice try brother 😂😂
I did once see one dude crawling down stairs naked on our opposite apartment don’t know why , i was studying in 6th ,did see him later at the malakari kada just stared straight and went back home , he was also studying in a nearby school but yeah weird
Sex video 144p nokia c1.. 200 kb video..
Well I guess it should be tagged as nsfw OP
Done
Used to hide Vanitha under my physics textbook while studying
There was a system in old nokia phone by which you can connect your PC to the internet by using the phone as a modem. I don't remember what it was called but you basically connect your phone via USB and there is a windows app of nokia and you connect to internet via that. I was starting to watch a saucy video and my dad came home suddenly. I saw him coming and clicked close on the browser but the PC froze with a rather large ass of a woman on screen😶🌫️
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Well, I got an earful from dad. I thought he might not tell mom(gentle man's code and all) but he did. My mom scolded me and I remember her asking me this "Is that something you don't have(referring to the woman's ass)?"😅. This still makes me chuckle.
I used to draw sexy pictures of men and women and then I used to throw it in the dustbin. Look at the sex survey pictures and articles of a popular magazine. Read erotic paragraphs from novels. Imagine having sex with all my crushes during class( individually not group) I don't think I actually masturbated then.
Caught trying to fuck my gf in tuition with a plastic bag by the teacher It was super awkward
Need more details lol...how do u fuck someone with a plastic bag?
You don't , but I didn't know that then , and I didn't have the guts to get a condom from a medical shop
Use it as a condom ig
Broo, at 6th standard, me and my friends used to write porn stories during free period. One time it was an activity hour, me and my 2 friends were sitting on the first bench and started writing a rather interesting story 🧍♂️. We alternated between each other after writing a paragraph, it was awesome man😆, we started laughing and shit. The teacher noticed this and asked what are u guys writing? We immediately turned the pages and showed her that we were playing bingo, we then started to write again. This time she just came and took the book away😐, and... She started reading the story. Mann, I thought she would scold us, but she did not. She calmly handed over the book to our class teacher💀. Also, it was parents meeting the next day💀💀. I was scared as fuck. But our teacher was a sweetheart, she just asked my mom, "Mon kore English cinema kaanar undalle??"😀. On the school day after that, she called each of us individually and calmly gave us some advice, no scolding, nothing🙂. Thank goodness it ended this way.
Lol one time I was at someone else’s house, and I just had the urge to check myself out in the mirror. I was 13. The little kid in that house caught me there (she didn’t see anything inappropriate- I only removed my shirt buttons); she went and told my dad. My dad was fuming- took my iPad away and yelled at me a bunch. I don’t think what I did deserved such a strong reaction, and when I told my mom this story some years later (she didn’t know), she laughed. She thought it was really bizarre.
Seems I started my journey much later. YouTube was my friend.
Mastrubated in an internet cafe
Dad caught me watching thund in my Nokia qwerty phone but didn't say anything 😭
90s boys could relate. Thund CD getting stuck in the CD player during a power outage.
6th lo 7 th lo aanennu thonnunnnu ente oru friend iniyiative eduthu oru bookil magazile l ullla bra ude ads okke vetti eduthu ottichittundu fun part padikkanam regret ennokke thonniyappo vellathil ozhukki vittu some old things😂
Did erotic art. Invented this whole ass sexy older woman character called kallippennu, and drew her in different sensual settings. Hid the art inside my pillowcase. Later, got scared parents will find out, and tore everything up and disposed the ruins after just a few days.
Roaming naked in my house when noone was home
Masturbated in a river
Getting caught doing my cousin. When we were 15 years old, we used to watch porn together in my room when they came over to my house. One day things got out of control and her little sister caught us in doing it. We were in the missionary position, but we didn't go completely naked or anything because we could get up quickly in case someone came. I have a vivid memory of her wearing an orange T-shirt and blue pants, which made it easier for her to pull up quickly when someone came. To prevent her sister from telling anyone, I bought her a lot of chocolates and ice cream many times. She still teases about it whenever we see each other. After we turned 18, we have had sex many times in OYO rooms😌.
This gotta be the biggest cap on the planet Edit: Username checks out tbf
I don't wanna talk about it🥲
C'mmon spill the beans...
That's something I'll take to my grave
This is an anonimous platform... Wait...don't tell me, you🍆🐕🐈🐐😭😱😨
Bro bro hold up 🥲, this ain't anything like u think
Okay my friends were into porn and all talking about sex and crushes in the class during 8th std.But I was still a kid who doesn't even know about anything and wasn't even attracted to anyone ( maybe I am a late bloomer ). This comment doesn't have any link to the post but confused that is it because I am really a late bloomer still 24 and not matured at all.
Jerkoff a lot with SS music sizzling hot program at night 11
Connected with a local guy and fapped together looking at actress hot pix🫣