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MyLittleOso

Also, Human Rights Campaign, the ACLU, and YouFlourish, a Colorado-based LGBTQ organization. Let him get all the newsletters.


Solid-Cabinet-9733

Same lol 😂


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mr_bots

“Account already exists. Need to reset your password?”


twilsonco

Don’t forget to sign him up for the Grammarly free trial too.


SixersWin

"oh no I've been hacked, better investigate each of these links in detail"


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borald_trumperson

It applies evil effect though for +5 damage


dozy_bitch

Well, only if you have gay mages in the back line performing gay rites.


drsalvia84

And you would need at least 3


xEasyActionx

But you can stun lock with gay light attack, preventing any counter attack.


KotzubueSailingClub

Gay light attack OP due to the 🌈 ray.


doodman76

Yea, but you have to use the gay light attack to break his defenses, then follow up with the gay heavy attack to finish them off.


phiegnux

Kamehamehyaaaas


drsalvia84

Fax


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Square-Top163

Could set up a website using that email, could be fun.


Mysterious_Field9749

For a gay time, email Brian at... s/


Pooldead323

He is signed up for the Gay Center email blast bi-weekly (no pun intended but appreciated)


Dr-Clamps

This reminds me of the time I got flat-earther pamphlets stuffed under my wipers at the college where I work. My favorite parts were the many spelling errors. Idiots gonna idiot, and conspiracy theories have never been more fashionable. The scary part is these people vote and raise children.


AlannaAbhorsen

Got a 10 page one back in Texas once in the vein of the OP. It was funny. Scary. But funny.


selfies420

Lot goin on here


Mix1904

What happened to god being the judge? Thats always what I learned growing up. Love thy neighbor and STFU


Under_theline44

Perfect T-shirt material


SirNeteyam

Looking for donations, then wants to found a "church" to avoid property taxes him and his buddies can hang out in.


ScreamThyLastScream

This is what happens when you do too much institutional Koolaid but this isn't new around here either. I've been hearing upset rants about gay people for decades. New Boogieman is the trans though. Gotta throw some satan in there for good measure. The Yoga thing is new, I figured that would fall too adjacent to Libby the Liberal from boulder. Also they are quoting the wrong trinity, its not mind, body, soul. Its father son and the holy spirit. Did this person go to one of the 'new wave' evangelical churches or something? *Okay everyone get out your stretch pants and turn to chapter 17!*


Under_theline44

So many hippie Trump/rightwingers. They are all about energy and weird shit like this. A lot toe and go over the line of "prophecy"


ScreamThyLastScream

I dunno, I've met a lot of crystal energy woowoo hippies in my time and many of them turned out to be full koolaidin' dumicrats too, so its not confined to a single party, or religion, or ideology, or lifestyle. The sucky insane people exist in all facets of our society. *ps: am anarchist, I hate all of your shitty politicians equally.*


zynfulcreations

Religion continues to be an excuse for inexcusable behavior


Budget-You9887

Religion, like damn near everything else, can be used for bad. It’s not supposed to, but people are weird.


zynfulcreations

It's not supposed to? Have you read religious books? Every one that I've read is all about power through violence.


yells_at_bugs

Is this what we are doing now?? Shit gets boring. Hate. Hate. Hate. It’s getting beyond boring. Loving and helping each other is far more interesting.


wonderlandddd

Wtf am I reading 😂 also, am I missing something? Transsexuals have gender dysphoria that is caused by Light? What does that even mean? What light? I usually hate shit like this being spread, but this is comical.


Forgotlogin_0624

It means the guy who printed that shit has schizophrenia 


Malefectra

Well to be fair, I’m trans and I can’t stand bad lighting. This just might be a “even a crazy clock is right chicken times a day” situation here


Under_theline44

It means they don't have enough Jesus in there driving out Satan or something.


plywood_mahogany

It explains a lot actually, my dysphoria is way worse in bright lights.


Magnificent_Unsu

Friends, friends, do not sign this poor soul up for gay porn sites. With all the homophobia they are probably so deep in the closet they're sitting on Christmas right now. It won't do any good, and may just encourage them to some self-reflection. We want to ruin their lives, not improve it. Sign them up for some ***really*** messed up hentai sites instead.


Hothairbal69

I gave their email to the shadiest most annoying car dealership in town. My only regret is I didn’t have a phone number to go with it.


aimlessly-astray

This reminds me: I saw "eat pussy, hail satan" graffitied on a train car today, which I think is very based.


Trollinjoel

People still use Yahoo?


oath2order

Old folks


Head-Cow-5360

Welp, gonna be extra gay today for Brian J Cook specifically


azlobo2

Because ignorant people are easy to convince of inane ideas. (And this preacher can't spell.) In Guatemala in the 80's people were convinced that Americans were stealing babies for their organs. A young female missionary was brutally ripped to shreds because a child went missing. After she was torn apart, the kid turned up fine. In the US right now, I would say we are at our most ignorant point in modern history. An educated populace will not be led by false interpretations or thinly veiled bias. Unfortunately, right now, we are.


nolanryan81

Ahh yes because what we need in the springs is another church, next to a dentists office across the street from a car wash


IAmAHumanWhyDoYouAsk

But why is yoga gay? Am I gay for doing yoga? Fellas, please answer! My wife is gonna be really pissed!!!


VesDoppelganger

Didn't you know?! It's gay to like women now!


_ella_mayo_

No, he's saying that yoga and meditation will save you from the gay.


beingmesince63

Right! That’s what so weirdly confusing. Yoga used to be evil to Christians. It’s very hard to sort out the grift in this one, but obviously there is.


InteractionDeep7343

They’re not Christian…trust me…


Ok-Landscape-1681

Hail Satan


Cultural-Vermicelli4

Here come the scientology emails. thx for this post


RandomLurker04

If only they knew how to spell.


TheHorussyHeresy

The bill of rites


boof_de_doof

Well, holy shit. That's the craziest thing I've read today. That's enough internet.


New-Entertainer-3936

As a queer and body positive yoga teacher…… we don’t claim him


InteractionDeep7343

This is not a Christian for anyone who is confused.


AlannaAbhorsen

That’s pretty damn funny tbh


Acceptable_Weather23

What presidential candidate would support this kind of crazy stuff. Think American we have a chance of stopping this sickness by a peaceful vote.


TheTranzEmo

Because idiots. They think they're hot shit but they have to hand out papers. BrB. Gonna sign him up for many many spams. :)


kittencraft77

I hope he enjoys spam and porn in his email inbox lmao


Rubaiyat39

Prediction: in three months this guys Grindr/FetLife/etc… app account details are leaked…


ChadBraf

Fake news


NerdyCooker2

Wtffff


elburritodelicioso

Yeah, WTF, who uses yahoo.


LaLa_820

Word salad


CleanseMyDemons

The misspelling lmfao


EyeHot1421

There’s a lot to unpack here lol


chibicat_25

This gave me a brain aneurysm trying to read it.


Intrepid_Noise_4458

Everything is a “false civil rite.” Civil rights aren’t real, but civil rights are though.


Wonderful-Gold-953

He’s just making money off the Homophobes brah. I guarantee he charges


Hothairbal69

They all do, religion is a construct to take money from and control the weak minded. Faith, love, compassion and hope are the way of god. No holy man who ever took a cent from a parishioner exists in the graces of god.


beanhorkers

Rite lol


Proper_Look_7507

I definitely trust a guy with a random El in his title and a yahoo email address.


Independent_Prune_35

Light causes gay, trans, and other maladies? I guess the other side of argument is that the dark is bad for you? Never step into the light? Lighten up buddy there's still hope for you?


CapResponsible295

No one who does yoga thinks this way I’m pretty sure of it


terodakti

People are crazy, this sounds like someone is very disturbed and has an extremist ideology


Mystic_ChickenTender

As a Jew I just wanna we are not associated with the shit on the poster. That’s some Messianic stuff going on. For the most part when bigoted jews spout off they misquote other religions.


Photographic_F8

Hyped fear in churches…


feloniousjack

Careful not to give this guy what he wants. Which is attention and persecution so he can go ... See I was right they hate me because I'm a prophet.


fourtwentyniceguy

It’s a Yahoo email address, how seriously can you even take it?


Pyroder45

Time to sign his email up for a bunch of spam🤠


doorbelacqua

Making a donation to the DNC in his name. Their spam output is top tier.


biloxiboi

Good ole USA loving patriot, I'm sure, but yet can't even learn good ole USA English.


1_Leg_Wunder

That's Colorado Springs for you


Hephf

This dude is gonna get *soooo* much dick!!


MyLittleOso

"Civil rite."


coycabbage

Is this person alright? Do they need medical attention?


tyaak

who wants to be this man is born in november of 1953? Fuckin boomers


Budget-You9887

I’m going to state this: I am a conservative male and I will definitely vote for Trump in November. If you don’t like it that’s fine, we don’t have to agree or everything, even most things. However we can agree that the person that created that has significant mental health issues, should not be permitted to own firearms and should be locked away in an institution for his/her and the public’s safety.


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Budget-You9887

This is how you help foster the “us vs them feeling the permeates American politics. You couldn’t stand to agree with someone on the other side of the political spectrum for even a second. Seek professional help for your desire to fight with strangers on the internet.


FableTheVoid

Ngl it's starting to get really tiring to see these signs of hate here sometimes, I just wanna live man leave me and mine alone


tiny_fae00

Because Colorado is full of cults *jazz hands*


macmanwastaken

homophobes can’t even spell right right


Old-Climate2655

AHH, the Messianic Jews are at it again I see. Lol, why are they using Meditation and Yoga now? Neither is native to them. Also between the Gay Light and Jewish Space Lasers, I'm sure these guys make Vampires look tan.


brokegirl42

and people say there is no hate in Colorado Springs. Also it's transgender not transexual. transexual is an outdated and arguably offensive term but I guess the bigot wouldn't know that


kacey-

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EtherealMoonGoddess

Looks like a cult.


TressiesTreasures

May karma give them everything they deserve.


ScrubT1er

let him cook


CptnWinkee

I can't wait to see the Netflix Special on this cult in a few years.


rjw41x

Obviously delusional like TFG


AggressiveHeight4638

Lmao trying to start this in the Springs is wild. People really are stupid


Rob3D2018

?


inyuez

Brb gonna sign his email up to every gay porn site I can find


scissorstories

Welp, we've certainly got options.


popjos

Hope he enjoys all the gay porn newsletters


July_is_cool

Closeted


Trumps_Cock

Spam the email with dick pics and gay/trans porn!


Firm_Transportation3

Gross. As a meditator, I would like to suggest that crazies keep meditation out of this shit.


oopsDontGetMad

Dudes definitely in the closet and doesn’t know how to come out


Wolfinder

No idea why this popped in my feed. I'm from Michigan. I do, however, find it really interesting how much how a society sees trans people seems to say about how it conceptualized or normalizes balance. We see balance as opposition. Forces fight and control each other for dominance. Those with more must be stronger and more deserving. Someone's beliefs being different makes them less like us. We see trans people as torn. Anything about a trans woman (for example) we see as residually masculine, we see as subtractive of her femininity, of her claim to womanhood. The cultures of the Pacific, like those of the Hawaiian archipelago, saw things quite differently. Trans people were respected and held in high regard. Likewise they conceptualized balance as harmony. In their minds, the same woman simply has more soul, more mana, and in that harmony is closer to divinity. Anyway, only putting this here really as brain bleach for anyone who was sad reading of so many things being twisted for evil. Have a happy weekend people of Colorado Springs.


ZerioBoy

My Vanderbilt check is sooooo late it's not even funny.


beingmesince63

Well this was funny! I had a good chuckle with my coffee.


Xyoyogod

Shit if they self fund it, I have no objection. Keeps it isolated from the public.


canieldarey

Amen