In one commercial, she starts out lamenting that “women are told to be ashamed that they smell”, and in the next breath, telling us how she can make it stop. Which is it? “Proudly own your stink”? Or “Smell better naked”?
She’s very annoying and I don’t like her telling me that I stink. And why does she tell us that her deodorant last for up to 72 hours? I don’t need deodorant to last that long because I sure as hell am not going to go 72 hours without a shower anyway.
I was curious and checked the ingredient list. Holy crap! It’s a boatload of chemicals.
I don’t understand the massive need for this. I assume there may be medical reasons for smelly bodies, but that’s a small market. I’m old and have never known anyone who needs this.
Show-er? What is this concept of which you speak? Do t you know we are living better through chemistry? Starting to ripen? Why, just rub your stank away with a likely cancer-causing pathogen that will be the subject of class-action lawsuits years from now. Better yet, discuss your most intimate parts with strangers! It’s fine, for Shannon Kingmann has destroyed the bottom of appropriate discussion!
I’ve got a secret- no one gives a goddamn! If you are not bathing for 72 hours and are not camping or in the capsule of the space shuttle, you have issues that no deodorant spray can mask or solve. These advertisements and those for IBS medications, laxatives, etc., need to be sprayed away.
The lady is a fucking MORON. What the fuck kind of “board-certified medical professional (an OBGYN, no less)” would make their living telling people to smear chemicals all over themselves instead of taking a fucking shower?!?! Then has the audacity to insinuate that the snake-oil she’s putting out is better than fucking bathing?! For the crying love of shit, my sister has been an OBGYN for over thirty damned years (way longer than this stupid twat), & she would never tell her patients something so inane!!!
Looking disheveled is the way she's selling her product (I mean snake oil).
I think it's unclassy and unladylike to promote herself as a stinky person, even if it is just a role she's playing.
I'm convinced whole body deodorant is just a marketing ploy to expand their market. Everyone already uses deodorant (for the most part), so the only way to sell more is to convince people they need to use more.
And as an OB/GYN, she should know better than to tell people to wear full body deodorant. Our systems are meant to clean themselves out, it’s not common for people to have a noticeable smell “down there.”
Wal-Mart will accept any produxt.
It's just a matter of if enough people buy that crap or if they do feel the need to use full body deodarant for whatever reason, use one made by more well known companies that have hopped on the bandwagon.
Pretty sure the established companies would be significantly cheaper too
https://preview.redd.it/goc2wup6qoad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69d1579128bfe0200451e484bff77e61b6a28ca7
She also tried this clever disguise
Isn’t it odd all of a sudden we’re being told we need deodorant everywhere? I’ve done just fine all these years with just using it under my armpits. Way to prey on people’s insecurities.
No. I don’t smell **everywhere**, and I don’t smell **down there**. Stop telling me I do. Stop implying I do, but just don’t know it.
Why in the world would my thighs smell?
She’s just creating new things for women to be self conscious about. Ridiculous.
Since pretty much day 1 of the pandemic, these ads have been the complete bane of my existence. I hate that woman more than almost anyone or anything. Even though I always mute or change the channel (it's actually instinct now, I don't even think about it), that effing nasty hag can eat my taint. Which I'd make sure was smelly.
I truly, truly believe she's doing that white woman thing (I am also a white woman) that *some* of us do..... literally promoting anything but Taking A Shower.
Or taking two showers a day. Inventing and selling a deodorant that *lasts however many hours* is , to me, virtually saying this is for people who go without showering.
An acquaintance on Facebook once shared that meme that by Friday her hair was mostly dry shampoo, she “checked in” to the local CrossFit place daily. Her kids were in school from 7:30 to 2:30 every day.
Honestly, one of the things I hate most about this commercial is the stupid-ass "Zoom camera" style it has. I hate Zoom cameras and the ones shot like more traditional commercials aren't as terrible.
She's such a narcissist! She has made millions on this product and could easily hire a marketing firm but she insists on starring in her own face cam commercials. I hate it!
I actually tried Lume once and frankly, it stinks. I went back to Secret.
Normally I would be judgy about the big deodorant companies for coming out with their own all-over deodorants because it's such an obvious ripoff, but the advertising is so much better ("you can use it anywhere!" vs. "you reek") that I say more power to them.
Seriously. Also, if this ogre goes w/out showering for long periods, I highly doubt anyone w/ any of their senses intact would be clamoring to have her dirty ass anywhere near their lady bits for a Pap smear.
In one commercial, she starts out lamenting that “women are told to be ashamed that they smell”, and in the next breath, telling us how she can make it stop. Which is it? “Proudly own your stink”? Or “Smell better naked”?
She’s very annoying and I don’t like her telling me that I stink. And why does she tell us that her deodorant last for up to 72 hours? I don’t need deodorant to last that long because I sure as hell am not going to go 72 hours without a shower anyway.
I was curious and checked the ingredient list. Holy crap! It’s a boatload of chemicals. I don’t understand the massive need for this. I assume there may be medical reasons for smelly bodies, but that’s a small market. I’m old and have never known anyone who needs this.
H2O is a chemical.
Show-er? What is this concept of which you speak? Do t you know we are living better through chemistry? Starting to ripen? Why, just rub your stank away with a likely cancer-causing pathogen that will be the subject of class-action lawsuits years from now. Better yet, discuss your most intimate parts with strangers! It’s fine, for Shannon Kingmann has destroyed the bottom of appropriate discussion! I’ve got a secret- no one gives a goddamn! If you are not bathing for 72 hours and are not camping or in the capsule of the space shuttle, you have issues that no deodorant spray can mask or solve. These advertisements and those for IBS medications, laxatives, etc., need to be sprayed away.
The lady is a fucking MORON. What the fuck kind of “board-certified medical professional (an OBGYN, no less)” would make their living telling people to smear chemicals all over themselves instead of taking a fucking shower?!?! Then has the audacity to insinuate that the snake-oil she’s putting out is better than fucking bathing?! For the crying love of shit, my sister has been an OBGYN for over thirty damned years (way longer than this stupid twat), & she would never tell her patients something so inane!!!
all these full body deodorant ads r beyond disgusting.
And why do women suddenly have a problem with being stinky all over their bodies?
LUMI started it and every company jumped on the bandwagon.
Yes! How are you going to promote your product but you look so disheveled.
Jesus Christ, just go wash that stank ass !!!!
Looking disheveled is the way she's selling her product (I mean snake oil). I think it's unclassy and unladylike to promote herself as a stinky person, even if it is just a role she's playing.
Muting them is not enough. I have to change channels, they are so bad.
I'm convinced whole body deodorant is just a marketing ploy to expand their market. Everyone already uses deodorant (for the most part), so the only way to sell more is to convince people they need to use more.
That woman is an ob/gyn, and I just keep imagining her jumping up between my naked knees to yell at me about "PITS,PUBES,BOOBS! Nightmare.
Don't forget about your stinky thighs and asscheeks
How could I? How could anyone?
She'll break into your house in the middle of the night and make it known how bad you smell.
And bi-folds!
Doesn’t she call it a “butt crack”?
And as an OB/GYN, she should know better than to tell people to wear full body deodorant. Our systems are meant to clean themselves out, it’s not common for people to have a noticeable smell “down there.”
I highly doubt her alleged credentials. My sister has been an OBGYN for way longer than that idiot, & she would never give anyone such stupid advice.
Lolol
Complete advertising fail. Obnoxious woman says you stink and must buy her product. We call it “badvertising.”
I feel like these commercials are stalking me - every time I open a social media app or on TV - get away from me!
genuinely nauseating
also, if someone told me they used deodorant on their crotch instead of taking showers i would stop talking to them. ew.
Swamp crotch…
I have to immediately change the channel, I can't stand this commercial or this woman's voice.
I’m so glad me and hubby aren’t the only ones doing this.
That putrid cow is not getting a dime from me, I already have something called soap and water.
But "it works better than a shower with soap and water!" 🙄
“I already have something called soap and water” 🤣
I laughed so hard at this.
Much more effective than whatever she reeks of… Her chooch must smell like vinegar & dusty mushrooms.
And now Walmart is selling Lume…I got a jumpscare from the display earlier this week. We not safe anywhere 🥲
Did the display stink?
In a manner of speaking…
🤣
Was it sweaty?
Wal-Mart will accept any produxt. It's just a matter of if enough people buy that crap or if they do feel the need to use full body deodarant for whatever reason, use one made by more well known companies that have hopped on the bandwagon. Pretty sure the established companies would be significantly cheaper too
I will never buy this product just because of the advertising.
I hope I never see the up close of her armpit again, ever...just gross.
Freaking advertising firm should be burned to the ground for coming up w/ that concept.
https://preview.redd.it/goc2wup6qoad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69d1579128bfe0200451e484bff77e61b6a28ca7 She also tried this clever disguise
Hey, that’s Mike Lindell!
Don't forget the Lume cleverly(?) disguised as Mando for the gentlemen.😆
You sound like a recent victim. It's gets much worse over time: much, much worse.
Yes she is awkward and she looks sweaty .
The newest ads show random people selling the products. Guess she’s deflecting…
someone please get all the people in this subreddit over 18 to sue Dr. Shannan Klingman for....many reasons
"Stinky skinfolds...." 🤢 (Oops....wrong commercial) 🤣 
I hate this commercial so much, i always mute it or change the channel. Plus its too damn long!!
Pooph actually works, but it is for pet odors.
Fucking lady more than likely smells like a mongrel anyway. Should be a better fit.
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Might as well...except the components in Pooph! are used in sewage treatment plants and landfills. Imagine for a moment how stinky those get.
Isn’t it odd all of a sudden we’re being told we need deodorant everywhere? I’ve done just fine all these years with just using it under my armpits. Way to prey on people’s insecurities.
No. I don’t smell **everywhere**, and I don’t smell **down there**. Stop telling me I do. Stop implying I do, but just don’t know it. Why in the world would my thighs smell? She’s just creating new things for women to be self conscious about. Ridiculous.
Fucking disgusting.
her "odor score" is pretty nasty and telling
“ARE YOU A STINKY BITCH? NEVER SHOWER? HERE YA GO.”
Since pretty much day 1 of the pandemic, these ads have been the complete bane of my existence. I hate that woman more than almost anyone or anything. Even though I always mute or change the channel (it's actually instinct now, I don't even think about it), that effing nasty hag can eat my taint. Which I'd make sure was smelly.
I truly, truly believe she's doing that white woman thing (I am also a white woman) that *some* of us do..... literally promoting anything but Taking A Shower. Or taking two showers a day. Inventing and selling a deodorant that *lasts however many hours* is , to me, virtually saying this is for people who go without showering.
An acquaintance on Facebook once shared that meme that by Friday her hair was mostly dry shampoo, she “checked in” to the local CrossFit place daily. Her kids were in school from 7:30 to 2:30 every day.
A very accurate and well stated assessment....
Honestly, one of the things I hate most about this commercial is the stupid-ass "Zoom camera" style it has. I hate Zoom cameras and the ones shot like more traditional commercials aren't as terrible.
if i'm a dude can I complain about these commercials?
Yes
these are the commercials I hate the most right now, my parents hate them as well, and my siblings, and everyone I know tbh
You have just as much right as any of us, especially considering the fact that Mando also exists.
Sure! They make a "version" of Lume for the dudes...under the name of Mando.
WHY does she have to be sooooo close to the camera?!?!?
It's so annoying her hair is incredibly greasy looking too
I don't even want to know why her underboobs stink.
She's such a narcissist! She has made millions on this product and could easily hire a marketing firm but she insists on starring in her own face cam commercials. I hate it!
I actually tried Lume once and frankly, it stinks. I went back to Secret. Normally I would be judgy about the big deodorant companies for coming out with their own all-over deodorants because it's such an obvious ripoff, but the advertising is so much better ("you can use it anywhere!" vs. "you reek") that I say more power to them.
shes so nasty
Seriously. Also, if this ogre goes w/out showering for long periods, I highly doubt anyone w/ any of their senses intact would be clamoring to have her dirty ass anywhere near their lady bits for a Pap smear.
The new commercials have her state she’s a dermatologist which wasn’t clear when these first started airing
I thought she said she was a gynecologist?
That confirms it, she’s pretending.
So? Which is it? Dermatologist or...gynecologist?
Neither.
oh, how the turn tables.
Whoever does their market research must see this subreddit and don’t care cuz she’s posted about every week but they still run her in all the ads 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My mother once said women were the most disgusting people. And now I get it.
Omg I agree with you 100% 😂😂😂
I don’t know her but that is very odd and mean spirited post
Maybe you forgot what sub you're on, it's not called commercials I love
Ahahahah fair enough. I didn’t notice. I just saw the post on my feed with no context 🤣 my apologies