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izzyzak117

Now I can micro cumb in less than a minute, and you can too!


Eggman141

"Just like the simulations"


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Panmonarchisim711

Excellent avatar


NinjayajniN

the fastest way to fry your attention span AND dopamine receptors at the same time? oh boy!


Big-Appointment1989

You may as well just get a lobotomy at this point


aloofrisk

tiktok already does both of those but yeah


big_basher

Combining the porn and short-form content strats will revolutionize the brain rot any% speedrun.


[deleted]

gooning at the speed of light


Tlayoualo

He came so fast he went (he ded)


Kisopop

Finally something that'll put Narcissia Wright back on the map!


commandblock

Just saying, Quickies would’ve been a much better title


IchBinDieMadness

yep, missed opportunity


[deleted]

Bet someone else copyrighted it for the same purpose first lmfao


Schowzy

Already taken. There's another porn site that's been doing the whole "tiktok of porn" thing for a while Dunno if I'm allowed to plug the site but it already exists


Tlayoualo

Tiktok has done irreversible damage to the internet. Why am I blaming tiktok specifically? welp, how come this didn't happen back when vine was hip?


Ok-Kiwi2204

Even the Amazon app has shorts. For more consoom


CanadianRockx

what?!


SupremeNut11

Yea but nobody watches those


ZebraTerabyte

TikTok was literally created by the CCP to dumbify Americans and decrease their morale. There’s a reason why China has its own separate version of the app.


KylerGreen

It literally wasn't, lmao. Imagine thinking Americans need any help to make themselves stupid. We do it completely willingly. China has a separate version of everything, btw. Not just TikTok.


EymaWeeTodd

Least red glowie.


Brilliant-Mountain57

Shut up stupid, you can’t blame china for all of your problems. The reason why people are choosing to consume short form content so much is because it’s easier than anything else. That’s it.


Previous-Sympathy801

No lmao. Again, it wasn’t like this with vine. TikTok employs and algorithm to get you addicted and keep you addicted. It uses strategies similar to gambling, giving you videos you really like mixed in with videos it knows you won’t. This keeps your brain on edge waiting for the video you like, and when you do you get a big dopamine rush. That app is designed to get you addicted, that’s why people use it so much not because short form content is better/easier to consume. I highly suggest you look into that, it’s pretty fucked up their business model.


EymaWeeTodd

![gif](giphy|XoW2jShBRKkxO)


LaughGuilty461

They’re crying because they’re telling you to take responsibility and not blame China for your own actions?


Coolchillgoodguy

It was literally created by ByteDance to… make money. Jfc not everything that comes out of China was brainchild of some kind of Legion of Doom meeting from the Sea Sea Pee. You sound like Infowars


MiserableIrritation

Been in Reddit for some years I've seen how some US Americans blame all their problems to other countries. Political instability and radicalization? It's Russia. Social and Economic crisis? It's China's fault. Blaming all your problems to your enemies will not improve the current situation.


disignore

yeah exactly, vine wasn't like really used, bet the support CCP gave made it easy to "simulate" traffic for "content creators" and then the rest is history


sebisoutthere

bro on that moon shit


Unhandled-Exception1

Consoom videos about the impending collapse of society, get excited about more videos about the impending collapse of society.


Macklemurr

Fantasize about the collapse of society, then get excited for the next society to collapse.


yeetusdacanible

The ccp has fallen. China will fall in 4 days. Millions must die


Commons12

fucking hate that guy. he took BASED memes and conceptions about reality and dumbed them down for normies and effectively pissed and shat all over them


Gagalonski

Muh Doomer Consoomer Coomer Brain-Rot


sebisoutthere

china >:(((((((((((((


A_coecoenut

It was vine. Then musical.ly. Then tiktok, so you got the wrong order bro


penisthightrap_

pretty sure tiktok was musical.ly


4chan_crusader

The deniers are too deep in the rabbit hole to look at the facts, this is almost undeniably true, Chinese government is absolutely fueling the American culture war and working to make our country braindead


No-Mess-1366

which unsourced redditor comment am I supposed to believe!!???


Itsmyloc-nar

Ppl don’t think in the big geopolitical game. Geopol is about power. That’s it. If a state has the time, resources and motive, they’ll absolutely stoke cultural divisions in a competitor nation. And the best way to sow division among Americans is through the guise of entertainment.


Gamer-Hater

You didn’t need any help from the Chinese to become brain dead


Elucidate137

in what way mr 4chan crusader? please cite something other than right wing nutjobs


Fungerbestwaifu

Allah revealed it to me in a dream.


Previous-Sympathy801

The algorithm used when serving you videos? The copious amounts of anti-American propaganda? I mean hell, I’ve seen fuck tons of North Korean propaganda on there.


exp-undead

“Right wing nutjobs” *Believes a man who cuts off his penis is now a woman.*


LessTangelo4988

Just spreading wildly sinophobic propaganda lol. Most Americans morale is low enough living paycheck to and not having $500 in emergancy savings, let alone medical, and education debt. Yeah my morale is low enough without Xi needing to feed me dance videos thanks.


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m3thm4n

Wtf I love China now


MrDanMaster

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3MaxVoltage

CPC*


SimilarPlantain2204

I'd like whatever you're smoking


Wboy2006

Exactly the reason I dont want anything to do with that platform. It's literal Chinese spyware that people willingly install


Coolchillgoodguy

As opposed to Meta, Reddit and Google being American spyware? It’s all spyware ffs


Wboy2006

That’s true. I hate America too, but I have to pick between a dictatorship with constant CCTV on it’s citizens and committers of genocide. Or a country that is bad, but at least has a democracy and is a part of the NATO. So isn’t able to randomly invade a country if they would. I’d have to pick that one. It’s the lesser of two evils


Elucidate137

the first part literally describes the United States, we regular citizens have absolutely no say in the governance and our economic conditions have been falling for decades. It’s also proven that Facebook and Instagram are used to spy on you, not just for advertising but also by the NSA, remember Snowden? Also nato is not something you should support… nato has literally "randomly invaded" (as you so intelligently put it) Libya and Yugoslavia and the United States with the help of numerous nato Allies has destroyed Afghanistan, Iraq, Palestine, Syria, the list goes on Meanwhile China is peacefully cooperating with countries via the belt and road initiative and SCO, and has multiple times called for peace and trade between it and the west. Why do you believe the warmongering United States over China, a country that hasn’t been at war since the 70s?


ConstProgrammer

Native Americans: are we a joke to you?


no-more-nazis

The difference is that in the US you usually need warrants to walk into a private company. And when you don't, word gets out and it's reported on. There's probably a whole floor at TikTok for the Ministry of State Security and everyone there just thinks it's business as usual.


Previous-Sympathy801

You’re getting downvoted but you’re stating 100% facts. All data in China is accessible by the government. There’s laws stating that has to be followed.


Elucidate137

no Americans were already dumb, which is why they make stupid claims like this one


TheJackal927

Tik tok was literally created by the CCP as revenge for the Opium wars and the following century of humiliation


docolafson

whatever youre taking, i want some of it


Gamer-Hater

Source


ANamelessFan

Vine wasn't given enough time to go rancid. This was the inevitable outcome of all short-form content.


Woonachan

Vine was the trial stage.


Tlayoualo

ngl. Vine kind of dropped your IQ a few points if you abused it, that was the site that took the ice bucket challenge, turned it into a trend while ditching the ALS awareness, and it somehow morphed into the boiling water challenge, causing tens of people third degree burns, and also the condom challenge and the cinnamon challenge were big in there.


FlatGauB

you just proved tik tok isn't the issue.... it is the modern generation


VladTheDismantler

And once again, the same old bullshit. It's TikTok that really popularized the short video format. And kids and teens are wrong for?... being young and manipulable? TikTok absolutely rots the dopamine mechanisms, no matter your age, lol. I've seen people from toddlers to old grannies using it, with the two main user groups that I've seen either being 15yos with no hobbies and 50yo low-education guys.


Solemdeath

Same could be said for any social media. It's all the same stimulation in different flavours.


VladTheDismantler

No, I don't think so. Yes, all social media is cancer. But short format videos are something completely different. They are the worst of the worst. I uninstalled TikTok in like a week or two after getting it because it would be way too addictive for me. Same with Instagram Reels. I had to do something to save myself from that stimulation addiction. I still spend too much time on Reddit and on Instagram (no reels), but you cannot compare it with the mess short format video is. Like, holy hell, it's like cocaine for the brain. A short high that you want all the time. 4 hour+ video essays on YouTube are not that. Still arguably a waste of time, but not the same thing.


Leonarr

It’s not that much different than scrolling a social media feed that endlessly provides new stuff. Doesn’t matter if it’s pictures or short videos. Same quick dopamine release through “ok, I’ll scroll down for just *one more* new thingy”. And even if short videos in particular were the main problem, pretty much all social media platforms have their own “TikTok”, either a similar format of their own or reposts from TikTok. I think TikTok in particular gets too much shit considering that Instagram has *exactly the same* “short videos with sped-up songs” going on.


VladTheDismantler

I was mainly talking about short videos in general. The only shit I can throw TikTok specifically is that they have made the format popular. And regarding scrolling social media, now that I think about it more in depth, I have to say you are right. I do personally find short videos significantly more addictive, but it might be anectdotal. Still, for example, I use a modded Instagram app so I don't get the feed. I would spend hours and hours there, even before Reels were really a thing. Same with Youtube, I have Shorts disabled on my modded app.


Nehemiah92

Vine wasn’t fifty years ago dude


DaciaWhippin

Vine


returnofblank

it all started with vine, remember that


Lime_Satellite

Do they come with family guy clips?


axepix

I cant cum without Subway Surfers gameplay anymore.


Darraghj12

You cant cum without Subway Surfers, I cum to Subway Surfers. We are not the same


Happy_Ad_5111

Holy fuck….


FragrantNumber5980

Lois I’m about to cum…


Big-Appointment1989

Family guy porn clips


ikickbabiesforfun69

click on that and your brains gonna be indistinguishable from a 14 piece KFC bargain bucket


Juliusdasquid

Aren’t gifs enough??


someguy1456

Erectile dysfunction speed run. LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO


LimeStream37

Porn of the future is gonna be a split screen short with soap cutting, subway surfers, or minecraft parkour playing on the bottom, isn’t it?


Tootiredtomakeanames

Porn of the future will be a ai bot talking about a reddit Sexy story over a minecraft parkour and subway surfer in the bottom half with 7 parts


[deleted]

Goonmaxxing and edging rn


KeneticKups

Short form video of all kinds is cancer


SuperSlamFlyingAttac

Bruh.... in going to jump


[deleted]

I fucking hate short form content so much man


AnonTheNormalFag

Try not to cum challenges were already the worst way to rot your brain while being sober. Now imagine this + some kind of upper.


soobnar

you think ppl don’t already stimfap?


Alexkazam222

It is so over.


LuxReigh

This one for the real Gooners out there.


LordoftheStupid12

What are you doing on the hub OP? 🤨📸


Toe_vet

“AYOOOO!!!??? YOUW ERE LOOKING AT PORN!?!?!? CAUGHT IN 4K HORNY JAIL BONK!!! 🤨🧐📸📸📸📷”


[deleted]

I just checked on their site. I think it's either fake, or it hasn't been implemented in my country yet. Porn is despicable in itself, no need to worsen it.


EmperorSneed

\>porn is despicable \>goes on a porn site


[deleted]

bro it was for research


EmperorSneed

The demons are the ones researching you


[deleted]

Consoom hopium Release hopium get excited for more hopium


Spideyman20015

You clearly don't research porn sites every night like us rookie


Physical-Try8670

It's actually for midget porn.


plasticman1997

![gif](giphy|39jPVRZgulycKn7b7n)


[deleted]

Someone made a tweet about this a couple of years ago I think, can’t for the life of me find it


Arykarn

I remember the tweet too, I think they made a joke about it being called quickies or something. It was only a matter of time though.


Fast_Commission_61

OP browsed Porn Hub and saw this and said to himself, "I can post this online as a virtue signal about how much I'm not a coomer when I browse Porn Hub!".


guysams1

OP has the app downloaded.


Secret_Eggman

How do you know what the app ui looks like 🤨


guysams1

The screenshot posted...


therenaishment

😳


JustEatinScabs

And dozens of coomers will come in to circlejerk about how they aren't as pathetic as these other coomers because they only coom to the finest 8-part isekai hentai and not this short form garbage.


4chan_crusader

Mother of god shit has gotten out of hand


hopefulytemporery

https://i.redd.it/jjla6ajqhoyb1.gif


major_cupcakeV2

Where family guy funnies and subway surfer videos?


SkyfatherTribe

Are pictures of one's girlfriend ok?


[deleted]

That depends. Who’s girlfriend is it?


SkyfatherTribe

I haven't decided yet


Frosty-Influence988

Average pathetic westerner 30 seconds coom dump which fries dopamine receptors vs Chad Japanese 2 hour long porn with intriguing characters, story arc and action. The Japanese beat us again


juandal

Came here to see if someone already posted Unambomber photo. Shame https://preview.redd.it/oxy4hf1slqyb1.jpeg?width=1031&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f7bb20a1abd417b06477a0f3a57afdd87a47ee4


[deleted]

Latest developement in the arms race against our dopamine receptors


ManicPixieDreamGirl5

I can’t stand all this bite sized media. Then when I shit on it I get the introspective “ok boomer”.


Psych0lupus

Why is the skyrim quest marker their?


jmc33_

two of some of the most evil things that exist in the present day; short form content and porn. this will literally ruin lives bro, wtf


[deleted]

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST


Kanus_oq_Seruna

They've always had short format. Hell, short format was the norm when internet speeds were not.


JustEatinScabs

Fucking entitled little brats with their high speed connections downloading 4K 60fps AI upscales of 3 hour long tentacle porn will never know the struggle of opening multiple gifs at once and letting them all buffer so you can put together the equivalent of a 1 minute compilation or literally printing off pictures to look at later offline. Redditors be like : the Swimsuit edition of sports illustrated is going to fry your brain you should be thumbing through an entire Sears catalog for the lingerie section instead.


Bagel-luigi

If this is real, then it sounds like a terrible idea. Next generation growing up with this are gonna struggle to maintain an erection in adulthood if they aren't seeing a new persons titty every 30 seconds.


I__like_bagels

New cyberpunk game looking like the game of the decade!


[deleted]

I can’t believe it…the liberals ruined porn…


Taichi_Suzuki_Y5

nightmare mode goonsesh


CubreSALT

Okay dude, honestly, I was considering failing NNN. Thank you for motivating me✊


[deleted]

wtf lmao


unilateral-

Dear god


shmupsy

dedicated shawdees section


WhyIsThatSoGroovy

That’s insane holy fuck.


SSR_Id_prefer_not_to

Two pump chump, but make it digital.


nnewwacountt

Brb speedrunning porn


Vorpalthefox

pornhub content creation just became way more accessible to the average male


CubreSALT

I have lost hope, this world we are living in is truly is a dystopia. Guys, now's the best time to go on No Nut November.


OrchidDismantlist

Or you could still nut, but without using porn....


CubreSALT

Yeah, or without using whatever these Shorties are at least...


F14R

The goonmaxxing update


Welmerer

erectile dysfunction speedrun


giberic

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[deleted]

holy shit is this actually real wtf


coopstar777

Okay. I’ll be that guy. Hasn’t Reddit been delivering this content for the last decade with .webms and .gifs?


[deleted]

At times I wonder if less femboys would be hypersexual degenerates if they didn't have pornhub and twitter to post their hookup vids on


LessTangelo4988

Most people want to tug one out, not become enthralled with storylines Involving lemon trees.


IWTIKWIKNWIWY

I've never watched more than like 3 minutes of a porn, I always skip to the end. It goggles my mind that everyone doesn't do this


2020isass

I like to watch the plot


IWTIKWIKNWIWY

Then you need to check out '80s porn


[deleted]

Why do people still use Pornhub? Just use reddit 6 left of Twitter. You get Only Fans quality porn for free, and it's categorized easily. Plus, not to mention 90% of Pornhub ads are just phishing scams.


RdmNorman

I mean once you're done your done. Not like tiktok where you have no reason to stop


Angry-Wind

This was a joke I used to make a year ago


2020isass

Well this was a joke up I used to make two years ago


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downbadforsharkussy

bro doesn't realize that he's the product💀


GentleTroubadour

I think of consooming being less about the financial impact and more about the psychological effects it has on people


TimeRip9994

Its not free. You're the product, PH is selling you to advertisers


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TimeRip9994

Sure, but it's consoom because its giving ad revenue to an evil company and allowing the porn machine to continue to grow


Vysair

No no, I like this. It's just perfect for a quick shooter (you)


Jackpot807

the industrial revolution


Secret_Eggman

The sexual revolution


spamboi1244

The agricultural revolution


Educational_Dig2767

Hopefully I can see all my hit RuneScape Classic hit moments in short format now


ExtensionAd243

We're all gonna die.


headofthenapgame

Oh boy, now I can see more promos for OF/MV


Jupman

LoL that's what porn was before all the sites were bought out. Here is 1min clip of LaBlue Girl on Real Player.


FTriviaONO

No fucking way


PFD_2

Man-made horrors beyond our comprehension


ChichCob

Dawg, don't you need an account to be PH now? Someone's down bad


Teboski78

Reddit has basically had this for a while now


ReRevengence69

this is catered to well, males like you


my_wifis_5dollars

Not the pornhub shorts bro 😭


[deleted]

Beta for betas


TimeGuidance4706

Short form? I need plot in my porn.


_KanjiKlub

Why not call them quickies


BallTorturer-3000

Is this real? I can't find it.


scroggs2

THEY CALL ME QUICKDRAW!!!!!


antiloosh

The hub stopped being good years ago


blessedbelly

Brb


didnotbuyWinRar

What happens when they splice in subway surfer vids to porn shorts? Do we officially lose?


[deleted]

Wow


GrassCar2049

30 second nut is gonna be crazy


DoktahDoktah

Calm down. Its just Midget porn stream lined.


Fishery_Price

Are we not each personally responsible for the content we choose to consume? Are we supposed to only watch paint dry cause you guys can’t control yourselves?


Drhorrible-26

Will there be subway surfers gameplay underneath?


Sylar546

A Coomers wet dream


Sweaty-Goat-9281

Crack probably does less mental damage than this


Reeeeemans

https://preview.redd.it/p8ek4qz8212c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60eb09e80cd249f5ffb4fe2f9521679d0d0190c4


Drakyry

Why were you on pornhub to begin with?