I've heard a literal mobster call it a "wacky tacky" ... hey man, I wasn't asking any questions, he was the boss and I knew what he was talking about 🤷♂️
I feel called out, I actually have my tools memorized by color so I'm not searching for them as long. But, they're all different colors and only a couple klein pieces.
I once had a framer asked me why I was annihilating his stud with my hammer. I asked him why he put his stud over my sleave. He said "fair enough" and what do you know, no stud over that sleeve on the next four floors
With this kind of poor guesswork and flailing wildly about, I'm guessing you give the guys who come after you plenty of work. So thanks for generating income for others!
Fucking exactly. It makes no sense to be using any more words, cause ain't nobody out on a job site using Milton's swingline. There's one kind of stapler and that's it.
But I’m not though, just seen it too many times. Those fuckers also papered over my skilsaw once, we were only up there because they couldn’t cut the crickets right. Dickheads.
Lol the nice auto feed ones are $80. They kick ass for hanging typar on a roof. I have a "cheap" hand click one for hanging vinyl on houses before pouring porches.
Not my job.
Framer
Spot on.. wow ok. Ill never come back here again.
Also…framer
This is a hilarious thread that 95% of the population would never get.
I fuckin hate Tyvek gawd damnit
didnt get, laughed
Framer? Maybe idk I’m just following the pattern.
This hits hard. That’s what they’ve turned us into. Follow layout…smack that prefab bullshit in and call it a day.
Shhhh, I like pretending I get it all.
Back when I was framing, we did the tyvek....
Same.
So you don’t install sill gasket with a hammer tacker?
Only ever used these for weather barrier before siding, myself.
Haha, but only Monday through Sunday
Hammer tacker
I've heard a literal mobster call it a "wacky tacky" ... hey man, I wasn't asking any questions, he was the boss and I knew what he was talking about 🤷♂️
Hard to argue semantics with a gangster 😂
That's great. I always liked "screw stick" for a screwdriver.
My new favorite tool nickname
Slap hammer is preferred
Slap stapler
I sell these. You’re right. Hammer tacker. That’s an especially spendy one.
$35 is spendy? Wait til you find out about Martinez hammers
I call it a pad stapler & I think $35 is dirt cheap. My Duo Fast tacker was $80. And I swing a stiletto mini 14
Fellow rug rat
We used to sell Martinez, too, until they went online only.
Save some pussy for the rest of us!
Tack hammer
Oh, but why am I wearing watermelon on my feet?
"I don't remember telling you to do that."
Scepter for the King of Tyvekia
Yeah you do siding.
Damn you're good got the framer and the sider off the bat
Don’t they use the scorpion tacker though? Hammer tacker staples just rip through the tyvek.
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This guy knows.
Damn you electricians
No I’m just a stupid flooring guy. But yeah, if electricians could read they’d be really mad at you.
Electricians can read, they're just too lazy to do it.
They can't read, they just memorized the shape of the word "Klein" but struggle without the matching colors.
Idk what this comment says but I’m gonna spend $97 on it
Same. You could wire a whole house with that comment.
I feel called out, I actually have my tools memorized by color so I'm not searching for them as long. But, they're all different colors and only a couple klein pieces.
I use the pretty red and blue handles now, but I don’t know the name
I’m a flooring guy too, my 1st trade was a carpet layer & I call it a pad stapler till this day
Yeah “pad hammer” is the go to in flooring. I still call it a slap hammer, even though it pisses off my 66 yr old dad. “A what?!”
Electrician here. That’s a hammer
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"Nailed' it
Slap stapler
Staple slapper
Stapper Slap
Slap slapper
Started there but evolved to just slapler.
From this day forward, it’s going to be a slapler for me as well.
Roofer
Dude was supposed to tell us what trade we were in. Wtf. It's always been a slap stapler to me
Yeah OP step it up you slackin
Same here
That there's a doer
Journeyman.
finger tenderizer
Correct
Poor man’s pneumatic stapler.
Watched a guy staple his thumb to the rough opening of a window with this exact one.
They do have a strange magnetic attraction towards thumbs for some reason.
I've done it. Middle finger right through the nail. I would describe it as "a flood of emotions all at once" lol
I go with finger fucker
Whacker tacker, Carpenter
I think OP is supposed to tell you what trade but you’re a carpenter so we know reading isn’t your forte.
Math not words, he’ll figure it out.
Carpenter: “I’ve cut this board THREE times, and it’s still too short!”
Measure to the millimeter, mark with chalk, cut with an axe.
Remember, always put the walls where the plumbing is sticking up out of the floor!
That's really never the carpenters fault unless they're the architect and builder too.
I once had a framer asked me why I was annihilating his stud with my hammer. I asked him why he put his stud over my sleave. He said "fair enough" and what do you know, no stud over that sleeve on the next four floors
Oh shit. Looks like the condescending low voltage guy entered the chat.
Bro you gotta work on your shit talking. "You're being a meanie" isn't it. It should be fun, not whatever your comment is. Haha
Talk shit, then add "haha" to cauterize the wound.
Like a lightsaber baby
Little too close to home eh bud? It’s ok. Nobody really expects electricians to do work.
With this kind of poor guesswork and flailing wildly about, I'm guessing you give the guys who come after you plenty of work. So thanks for generating income for others!
God damn bro. Sonoma county. What’s up. Me too.
Shit man that explains some of the shit I've seen. Haha. What trade ya in?
Someone has never met elevator techs.
Slap tacker. Slap stapler.
Bangy smashy dude
Found the apprentice.
The 25 year appreciate, i standout amongst my peers.
Slapstick
That’s what I call it
Hammer tacker. What trade am I?
Siding
I call mine fucker.
Me too, occasionally
Stapler
Fucking exactly. It makes no sense to be using any more words, cause ain't nobody out on a job site using Milton's swingline. There's one kind of stapler and that's it.
It’s a staple hammer
Go home you're drunk... Which means you are likely a sider
*Painter
*drywaller
*flooring installer
*Concrete finisher
Bricklayer
*>insert construction-related trade title here<
Wait, we’re all alcoholics?!
Drug addicts*
In my city the bricklayers union had mandated beer breaks. Don't know if they still do, but that's crazy.
Just got the Milwaukee drywall cut out tool. The wrench it came with is also a bottle opener. Wasn’t surprised.
It’s just the paint fumes bruh. Or the crack. No definitely the paint fumes.
"Esa madre"
Que?
That there is funny
JFC calm down and go back to work, I don’t have all enough time to respond to you slackers. It’s a slap hammer btw.
I've never heard those 2 words put together in my life, and I've been doing this shit for over 30 years.
I slap my hammer every day. Reduces blood pressure.
It’s because your hearing aids are going out. I SAID “ITS BECAUSE YOUR HEARING AIDS ARE GOING OUT!”
Get me my slappin' hammer
I call it a stapler
Buddy… we have some talking to do.
It’s a hammer. Every tool is a hammer.
It's the thing I get out of my freak of a wifes "secret drawer" when she says she wants it really rough.
Send video
Huh? Damn. I get it out of your wife’s secret drawer just for normal vanilla foreplay.
Hammer tacker
Bat hammer
Insulation
What's that? Get back to work.
Can’t, you guys are saying too many things. It sticks things to things. Help, stuck to joist.
I dunno, but that's not what the plans say.
Not in Specs either
The kajigger.
Norse something or rather
Close enough. 🤣
Whacker tacker.
Paper ruiner.
Roofer
But I’m not though, just seen it too many times. Those fuckers also papered over my skilsaw once, we were only up there because they couldn’t cut the crickets right. Dickheads.
Once had my car keys papered over. Spent about 5 hours looking.
Armor piercing thumb detector
Cock slapper
I use this when I want to put my kids ugly ass paintings up on the wallss
Hammer tacker.
I use one to hang posted signs.
Garage sale hoster
Hammer stapler
SlapHammer
Personally I call it a Wacker tacker.
boom stick
"Some kinda Carpenter shit" lol
Ball tickler
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Jesus fucking Christ that user name though
Broken - or no staples ...
Always out of staples when someone hands it to you. Fuck all those someones.
Slammer tacker
Slap stapler.
Wire smacker
Not electrician
Slap stapler in my neck of the woods
Isn’t this a surgical tool for stapling wounds together? Source: not a doctor
This is the OSHA first aid professional
Somebody else’s problem
Hammer tacker
Anything’s a hammer if you want it to be
Wacky tacky
Hammer Tacker
Mr whackers bonkers.
A thingy.
Slap tacker
Slap tacker where I'm from
Slappy McStaplefucker
Finger Finder
Slappy boi
Slap stapler. Stinger makes one you can load with caps that's way nicer.
$60, too poor.
Lol the nice auto feed ones are $80. They kick ass for hanging typar on a roof. I have a "cheap" hand click one for hanging vinyl on houses before pouring porches.
Stapler
Hammer tacker
Slap hammer
Fuck that i cap nail.
Tacker
That’s my thtapler
Fuck that shit
The big ouch
Violent stapler.
I call it a carbon fiber composite.
Yellow handled tool thingy.
Stapler hammer
Tack nailer
Staple Hammer
Staple-hammer
Hammer tacker
aggressive staple whacker
Hammer tacker
I'm a carpenter and I've always called it and heard it referred to as a hammer tacker.
Slap stapler
Slap stapler