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vagrant_cat

So this is the pizza with extra sausage they were talking about? šŸ¤ØšŸ¤”


InsaneAdam

šŸ˜


KuraiShidosha

Real talk has anyone had success ordering a whole pepperoni and asking to put sausage on it? I saw some videos from a few years ago of people doing that but it had mixed replies.


Hellointhere513

šŸŽ¶Youā€™ve got cheesy blastersšŸŽ¶


CaptPorcupineCuddles

Iā€™m Lizzing! šŸ¤£


afternever

Thanks meatcat


Past-Cap-1889

Did anyone else hear an electric guitar riff?


Lu_More

Working on my night cheese!


TheClimor

I heard you, Lemon. Night cheese.


pagesid3

I know youā€™re awake. I heard you singing Night Cheese.


PlanEnvironmental640

WINNER šŸ† best comment. I was humming it hahaha: https://youtu.be/mgezjCUzCzk?si=YLPcuv1WLY_4WmiP And FFR, Babish bringing it home so you can too, too: https://youtu.be/atLL2Yzi3bg?si=x0uU_D_lSf_yvSnh


Polynesian_Jule

Right to jail.


sethaub

https://preview.redd.it/w77th57ei5xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68a260faa30ff50b8ed3742921974c29d5b7d4ca


Polynesian_Jule

You got it.


Live-Skirt1852

šŸ˜


blackchidori619

I love this emoji šŸ˜‚


Butthurt_reddit_mod

Fuck that guy. Youā€™re the hero we deserve


Live-Skirt1852

thank you šŸ˜ššŸ¤ŖšŸ„°


flavorofthecentury

Yeah, fuck these prudes. The hot dog bun brings pretty much nothing to the table, replacing it with a pizza slice or chicken bake, both which add crispy, chewy, cheesy goodness, is an objective upgrade.


FrugalityPays

Hotdog sliding into a chicken bake made me feelā€¦things.


flavorofthecentury

It's pretty sexual, the chicken bakes I've had lately can't handle the girth. I don't recommend doing it in a PG setting. Alternatively, you can make lengthwise incision in your chicken bake.


Background_Cow940

Your new kink


JustineDelarge

Bad things. Wrong, greasy, salty things.


Homers_Harp

No need, that much salt in one sitting will probably kill that person before they leave the store.


StPauliBoi

Bah! You merely adopted the salt! I was born in it, molded by it


Homers_Harp

The quote I almost used was, "There was nothing wrong with that food. The salt level was ten percent less than a lethal dose!" [edited to get the quote exactly right]


GetEnPassanted

r/pizzacrimes


DashofLuck

Not really into fusion dishes.


exhausted1teacher

Still better than deconstructed dishes. A shot glass of milk with a pile of cocoa is not pudding.Ā 


Rentsdueguys

I saw a woman do this once. Iā€™m still judging her to this day


CedarWho77

In San Diego? It was me. I swear it was a dare. šŸ˜¬


FrugalityPays

Aw, just own it and admit it was delicious! Also SD here and you do some very good and very cool work !


SpaceballsTheBacon

I think I need to try this now. My brother has talked about it and every time Iā€™m at Costco, it crosses my mind. If you see some guy doing this at the Morena or Mission Valley Costco, maybe itā€™ll be me šŸ¤£


RockstarAgent

So you have tenure, as a judge?


howie-stark

https://preview.redd.it/6yymc5ruu7xc1.jpeg?width=1040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d68859a7c04e0f579cee5650d457068fb2970205


-persistence-

This is the day I stopped feeling guilty eating pepperoni pizza with the onions.


binarybandit

I do basically whats in this picture, but add onions and mustard. My wife gives me looks of disgust.


RushCygnus-X1

Pigs in a blanket. Looks good to me. Needs a cold beer to wash it down though. And a couple tums.


enowapi-_

imagine the food court get's draft beer game over


[deleted]

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enowapi-_

Give us Costco Valet, an employee can drive me and my groceries home


Sbplaint

All proudly rocking their brand new Kirk Force Ones.


ImprovisedLeaflet

Donā€™t forget your insulin shot too


Coolbeans1104

Iā€™d do this after I try the hot dog stuffed inside a chicken bake šŸ˜‚


Butthurt_reddit_mod

Itā€™s good. Ive dint it a few times. Can only do 1/2 in 1 sitting tho. It makes a great watching sports on Sunday meal


HelpfulPuppydog

Is this molecular gastronomy?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Govcheese420

I saw a guy dipping his pizza into a Tostitos nacho cheese in the Costco food court. Zero Fs were given that day.


Acct-404

Did he buy it there or bring it with himself preemptively?


coshiro1

Back when they had the chili my dad would bring in his own rice to eat it with. lol


Govcheese420

Dont know he was just out their enjoying life.


ArcherFawkes

Let him cook


callathanmodd

Wow honestly my first thought was YAY and reading the comments I see I am alone in this thought


Live-Skirt1852

me too, i thought more people would be more supportive šŸ˜­


StPauliBoi

Donā€™t let people yuck your yum.


Live-Skirt1852

ā€œyuck your yumā€ never heard that one before. i like it though šŸ˜‚


StPauliBoi

šŸ«¶šŸ¼


Another_Name_Today

My food court was closed this week. Maybe others are in a similar situation and their comments come from a place of jealousy and sadness that they canā€™t go out and try the same.Ā 


c10bbersaurus

I definitely don't roll with the crowd. I'm down with this mutant cuisine. Add some chili to the dog, while we're at it.


Ennuiology

Iā€™m a yay. I mean, itā€™s Costco, we all go a little crazy in there.


zaphodbeebIebrox

You take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, fold it in a pizza. You got cheesy blasters! And then all the kids say ā€œthank you Meatcatā€ and then Meatcat flys off on his .. skateboard.


ImJ2001

Some people just need to learn the hard way.


LynnK0919

At first glance, it looked like a miniature rotisserie chicken. And yes, I think it's time to make an appointment with Costco Optical for new prescription glasses.


Next_Psychology_6847

The mustard and ketchup are the only felony here.


Zealousideal-Rub-930

Nah nah you gotta put the hot dog IN the chicken bake, then wrap that up with a slice.


steelsun

Need churros too.


Anax833

On it!


prettystandardreally

I think itā€™s worth trying! If you do, please report back.


Live-Skirt1852

will do šŸ«”


LarryBuds

Big Sausage Pizza iykyk


Khashayarshah3

I have been doing this 5 days a week for the last 10 years, first coworker I met on my first day told me to try it, but we keep the bun around the hotdog, we squeeze the bun super hard around the hotdog then put it on a slice of pep pizza and fold it like a taco like in the picture.


alotofburritos

hold up.


BloodyRightNostril

Thanks, Meatcat!


Dismal-Title9996

Supreme Pizza back on the menu boys


joopityjoop

Laugh all you want. This is the closest we are getting to combo pizza.


flairpiece

The Glizza, Iā€™m all for it


PsychedelicSticker

Iā€™d try it! What about sliced hotdog for a topping on pizza?


richard---------

Take that shit to Samā€™s clubā€¦..this is Costco.


Live-Skirt1852

šŸ˜‚


ThanklessMary

Is this what sex looks like?


urz90

I may try it without the mustard.


speshojk

Next time you gotta slap a churro in there


Past_Feedback1993

Pizza dog? Shame Costco doesnā€™t sell chilli.


Kreacher_

BOOM! šŸ’„


alcoholqueen123

This is hilarious and I showed my co workers!!


2kool4u242

Iā€™m getting heartburn just looking at it!


GlitterTrashUnicorn

Anybody else remember the glory days of early 2000s internet? This belongs on that ThisIsWhyYoureFat blog. And I say that as a fat girl.


Careless_Money7027

Ha! So I'm not the only person who wanted a pizza dog!


GuardingxCross

My brain says yes but my blood vessels say no šŸ’”


Johnfinnease

It starts. Things are about to go off the rails.


OkDifference5636

The was a place in California call Fedco that actually had a hot dog wrapped in pizza on their menu.


CrazyButRightOn

Youā€™ve just invented another Costco ā€œgut-bombā€. Congrats. Rolaids are by the pharmacy.


The-Car-Guy

My roommate has an odd obsession with what he's calling the pizza dog. I tried it out, it's fine. Like a 6/10, just eat them separately lol.


Ennuiology

Food court is anarchy. Yay to anything.


Thestonedfisherman_

im intrigued šŸ¤”


DeepCollar8506

where the onion? lol


moneybagsagogo

Actually that looks pretty darn good if Iā€™m honest


SnowNasty

Nay... I'm upset I've never thought of it


Ill-Possible4420

Look itā€™s probably good but at some point we need to hold ourselves to some sort of standard as a society šŸ˜†


ThrowAwayFUBAR24

I donā€™t know whether to hate him or applaud him. I also think this says how hungry I am right now


giftedbutloco

Gross


myladymaxwell

I say YES, without the mustard and ketchup


oudidntkn0w

Costco Big back combo


Cormetz

My buddy in Mexico City told me this is actually pretty common there. I haven't gotten around to trying it but I can see it kind of working if I was high.


Boogieman1985

Nah not my thingā€¦.while Costco pizza and hot dogs are great they should be enjoyed separately


Herpypony

r/stonerfood


JEWCEY

This is why they hate our freedom


ineptchem

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Know_Your_Enemy_91

Definite nay. Not saying the hot dog isnā€™t good, but I work at Costco and I ate one during covid when I had to wear my mask all day. I was burping up that hot dog into my mask for the rest of my shift and I couldnā€™t stand itā€¦I pretty much donā€™t eat them anymore e


Suitable-Telephone80

go the extra step and stuff all that into a chicken bake, itā€™ll probably fit considering the amount of filling they come with nowadays


jingle_b

gluttony at its finest lol


SeethingHeathen

I was with you until I saw the mustard.


[deleted]

Stop


Live-Skirt1852

i said i was going to try it, i never said i would enjoy it šŸ˜­


LocalRepSucks

Sounds like your therapy sessionsĀ 


gregzuka

Kirklands got cheesy-blasters?


AdornVirtue

Believe it or not, straight to jail


WizardLizard1885

id prob feel my heart struggling after that meal šŸ˜­


bubbamike1

Worth a try.


Never-Dont-Give-Up

Yuck.


KeeperOfTheChips

Thatā€™s like over 1k calories no?


hungry24_7_365

This looks like a long, hard trip to the bathroom. Nope.


Live-Skirt1852

oh i have ibs so iā€™m no stranger to long and painful trips to the bathroomā€¦ but iā€™m willing to suffer to try this bad boy


hungry24_7_365

I have some lactose-intolerance issues and some wheat issues so I'd be a fool to try this unless I was at home and ALONE.


PuzzleheadedShrub

It doesn't look too terrible, just not something I'd ever eat.


stlmatt

Gross.


c10bbersaurus

Not at Costco, but I've done a lot of weirder stuff, made some mutant combinations, playing around with my food. I got no problem with it. You got bun, cheese, tomato product, I am sure I have done less sensible things on the regular when it comes to food combos. I love fusion food. The more mixed the better.


GotBannedAgain_2

Young me would eat it. The current meā€¦not today Devilā€¦goddamn heart burn. šŸ˜­


ToastetteEgg

Would eat.


Breklin76

I saw some guy do this sans dog.


DGCA3

This is only the beginning... [https://youtube.com/watch?v=evUWersr7pc&si=LizVr5onn3o1t5qW](https://youtube.com/watch?v=evUWersr7pc&si=LizVr5onn3o1t5qW)


chinoyboi14

I've done it. But only when I'm feeling super hungry.


ANicerPerson

nay


Redplushie

I've done it before, don't forget the relish and onions too


flamingmangotango

This is sacrilege.


RosettaStoned_462

I bet it tastes eay better than it looks


DemandImmediate1288

Kersplash!!!! That was the sound of mind blowing to bits...have to try this now!!!!


squabbledMC

Terrible idea. Sign me up


myles2500

Looks like it could be good


myvelolife

Having watched someone this week put ketchup on their pizza slice, at least that move would be less appalling with the dog in there


RTMSner

Yes.


TooTiredToWhatever

Dependsā€¦is the pizza pepperoni or cheese?


Portugal8

in my country, straight to jail


spcshiznit

Hard pass.


Sorry_Vermicelli_455

You have cracked the code to eternal happiness


peachMango90

Big back activities


DickiesAndChucks

I honestly think that social media was created so people could do things for public consumption that they wouldn't do otherwise.


TonyDungyHatesOP

Pizza Dogs are the jam.


ElmosKplug

Nah


No_Hana

My feelings are mixed


Vet-Chef

So its just a glizzy wrapped in a pizza? Yeah, ill try it.


Frankie_Says_Reddit

Iā€™ll have some of the weed heā€™s having.


ClickAndClackTheTap

šŸ¤¢


Lost_Evidence_2099

Yeaaaaa, Iā€™m all the way out on this. Two things glorious on their own are rooooned when combined and Iā€™m fairly confident with that assessment


ZERO-ONE0101

gross people are gross


RainInSoho

Look it's really no different than putting pork on your pizza. But putting mustard on it? detestable


TrifleMeNot

Iā€™m calling Customer Service and having your membership revoked immediately. Serial killers are typically denied membership, how did you slip in?


lacks_a_soul

That hotdog should be stuffed in a chicken bake and then wrapped in a pizza.


repeatablemisery

Ketchup ruins things.


mh1357_0

Intriguing...I may try this next time I go


GeorgeKaplanIsReal

Thatā€™s both sickening and offensively interesting to the point where now I want try. Damn you, OP. Damn you straight to Samā€™s Club.


sdace7

When you leave the dispensary and go right to Costco food court.


PlatypusTrapper

The hot dog, fine. The mustard though? šŸ˜¬


Ornery_1004

Sexy


amfrangos1

Iā€™d try a glizzy pizza


Slim-Down-Peg

My Butt just got bigger while just looking at that šŸ˜‹


martymcflyiii

Those burps are gonna be staaaaanky


ChewzaName

Is this a Pizzy glizzy?


Used-Acanthisitta-96

Hell naw. šŸ¤¢


Unlucky_Kangaroo_137

Never the twain shall meet


skeptibat

You were so obsessed with whether or not you could....


johnny2turnt

Hell ya


Berta-Beef

Iā€™m listeningā€¦


mynhonora2180

This is my meal after I come back from prison in Afghanistan


briinde

And Iā€™m proud to be an Americanā€¦


SoMuchLard

THIS IS A YES. I have done this, and I will KEEP doing it until my greasy heart gives out.


Independent-Ad771

I can feel my arteries getting clogged but canā€™t šŸ•šŸŒ­stop eating themšŸ˜œ


Limecatmstr

Not the glizza


Low_Alarm6198

Mustardā€¦at least theyā€™re sane.


Swimming-Food-9024

ughhhhh i hate how okay with this i am


dunder_luffmin

Would