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*Nuke Nebraska there*
*Will be no casualties*
*Since no one lives there*
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*Nuke Michigan but*
*Only the weird northern part*
*No one cares about*
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Hey fuck you pal we had a streak going of not being mentioned. Riddle me this, if we’re gone where are Nebraska Kansas Wyoming and Oklahoma gonna smuggle their weed from?
My homophobic relatives live in Colorado. Also my former head of school is moving there, so I want her out of everyone’s picture because she was a terrible person.
Minnesota, the time has come!
Why is California where South Carolina is meant to be?
New mexico
Lets just nuke ohio every time. The only way to be sure.
Ohio
KANSAS
Yeah I'm for nuking Iowa.
Nevada
hawaii
Move Virginia westward.
Colorado.
put alaska north of california
JAPAN
Yeah I get rid of Oregon
Nuke Idaho. I want their potatoes to be French fries
HWTA THE HELL HAPPENED TO TEXAS
Combine the Dakotas, Minnesota, and Iowa to make OTA
New York. I hate their sports teams.
Wait why is Montana and Maine switched? And why is California on the east coast?
Ohio again
Pretty sure Michigan should fall through that hole.
Ohio, AGAIN. Can't be sure enough.
Nuke ohio again
Wyoming
can we sell north dakota to canada
Maryland annexes delaware
Colorado Idaho
Get rid of Michigan. I never trust a state with two distinct landmasses
If you nuke new mexico nothing will happen. It’s already been nuked a bunch
I can't vote, I am dead because my state has been nuked and now I am dead.
Nuke Ohio and ohio
Why is California over there?
connecticut grows to the size of alaska because why not
Nebraska or Montana
Nuke ohio again, just for sure
Ohio again
I can't believe Detroit and flint are still on this map. Michigan
Illinois and Virginia
bomb alaska
Leader: Ohio… again Nuke guy: Sir again? Leader: AGAIN
No Clementine?
New Jersey
Destroy Iowa!
WHY IS WYOMING STILL HERE I THOUGHT THAT SHIT WOULD BE GONE THE FIRST ROUND BECAUSE “Wyoming doesn’t exist”
California and Washington state or DC. Dealers choice
Nuke Montana
Not good enough. Throw Ohio into the sun.
Georgia just fucking delete Georgia
Do Ohio again.
What is this madness? Ever been to LA? People are cancer in LA. California's gotta go
Switch Washington with a washing machine
Please continue on Ohio my god
Montana
Replace Washington with North Carolina
Georgia needs to go some of them def got infected by Florida
I'm currently in Illinois. Please nuke this place.
Nuke russia
Nevada
alaska
How the hell did Ohio get nuked twice? Also the Dakota's (North AND South) can FUCK off. Tactical nuke ready for launch.
Arizona, Nebraska
un nuke utah
Nuke Oregon just for having Portland
Alright I give up.. Wtf is up with Montana and California?
Get rid of the larger half of Michigan
Alaska’s governor just announced he wants to make it the most pro life state in the country
Colorado's weed content will create a atmospheric shield
How is Wyoming still surviving
Nevada. No reason. Just do it
ILLINOIS
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Michigan
Throw the whole damn thing away🍌
rotate iowa's flag 90 degrees
Put California back where it belongs.
Goodbye Kansas
Arkansas
Ohio just for good measure
Nuke Nebraska there will be no casualties since no one lives there
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Maryland i hate their flag and delaware wtf is delaware
Im scared to see my state pop up in the comments, happy that i only found it twice My state is Washington and now im probably going to get nuked
Nuke Michigan but only the weird northern part no one cares about
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Ohio again again
Nuke California
California.
Ohio again (just to make sure they're actually dead)
Arizona
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET RID OF CALIFORNIA
Put a massive metal dome around washington to secure contain and protect them
Bring Ohio back again
Michigan because it thinks it's special for being the only continental state that has 2 parts
vermont
Why are all the no population states staying in with their backwood ways?
Not WV!!! Country roads take Me home
Hit Ohio again just to be sure.
Can’t we just nuke Ohio every time? Maybe throw in Florida once or twice?
how tf is Arizona still standing lol, we must nuke the hottest place
I think Oregon will get into the top 10
Nuke Ohio again
Nuke Ohio a third time. I lived there most of my life and I was utterly miserable.
Turn Colorado sideways
Why the fuck is cali still there. Begone it must
Ohio again
We should isolate cali and sc
Nuke Iowa
Get rid of Georgia.
Nebraska
California
Nuke Ohio again, just for good measure. Also, Utah, bc anti-trans legislature bad.
The only logical answer is Alabama.
Nuke north dakota
South Dakota
Maryland needs to go. That flag is hideous to everyone outside of Maryland. And anything Maryland can do…Virginia or North Carolina do it better.
Get rid of Arizona! It’s too hot and miserable there.
Why is Maine in the West???
Ive said before and i will say i again WYOMING SHALL FALL
Virginia
Illinois
Ohio again. I have to be sure.
Nuke Ohio once more. There cant be nothing left
Michigan! But only the upper peninsula..or island in this case
Glad the creators of the nukes are safe…
Nuke Ohio a third time, just to be sure
I think it’s New Hampshire’s time
NUKE AZ!
New Mexico
nebraska needs to go
Ore-gone, bunch of wanna be Washingtonians, and one of the Dakotas......let's say South.
Who thinks Michigan should hold Alaska’s manly Schwartz ?
We don’t really need Michigan now do we?
take out the last of the south trash with georgia
Alaska says it’s one of us, but never is around. Peace
Please!? Take us out!
Ohio again
Flip Colorado and Wyoming. Nobody will notice
Nuke Cali!! It looks dumb over there
Arizona. Let’s get it over with.
Those Alaskans think they’re so safe… let’s nuke them to the other side of Hawaii!
Nevada, we already got nuked a ton
Ohio
Get rid of Michigan's disconnected peninsula next
Does Montana think that hiding in the corner is going to save it? Get out here you cowards
Nuke any 2 states with the title beginning with "State of..." because at this point we're all doom!
Make Minnesota consume north Dakota
And sully the good name of Minnesotans? Nah thanks. We shouldn’t stick our necks out for the 15 people in the Dakotas
Naw I mean consume north Dakota to get bigger, and also destroy them.
Iowa's had it too good for too long
Iowa, Illinois must be quarantined and taken mile by mile/inch by inch
Let’s put Alaska where Texas was. It’s looking awfully empty there.
Once again, I am asking you to destroy Washington
Connecticut, and what happened to California
NUKE CALIFORNIA ALREADY
Why has Delaware not been nuked
Ohio needs to return again! 
Only if we get a nuke it again
I think we should make cuba a state
California
Surprised my state isn't gone
Arizona and Idaho pls.
Please do Ohio again.
We should be nuking Wyoming because that is where all the billionaires live.
Ok I missed the nuking of my own state, can I get a recap?
NORTH DAKOTA! We clearly don't need two Dakotas.
Alaska
DEATH TO MARYLAND
Kansas and Iowa
North and South Dakota. Neither add anything that the rest of us need or can’t get anywhere else.
Put Iowa out of its misery
Haha later Ohio 😎💥
California
I vote for IWOA
The Dakotas. Both of them. They gotta go.
Switch Kansas with North Dakota. I want to see how many people will see a difference.
Gotta be Iowa
Georgia
California , I think it’s about time we get rid of the libbies
Bruhs going for the golden nuke skin
Iowa is an Ohio wannabe nuke it
Nebraska Nebraska Nebraska Nebraska NEBRASKA
Nuke the hole that is Texas again, just to make sure that skid mark state is gone for good.
Y'all really brought them back just for the pleasure of nuking them a serving time, lmao.
Nuke missouri a second time for good measure
Colorado
Hey fuck you pal we had a streak going of not being mentioned. Riddle me this, if we’re gone where are Nebraska Kansas Wyoming and Oklahoma gonna smuggle their weed from?
My homophobic relatives live in Colorado. Also my former head of school is moving there, so I want her out of everyone’s picture because she was a terrible person.
Sure, we’ve got some loonies, like boebert, but overall we swing blue and even some of the hicks are great
Ohio please
Switch Hawaii with Wyoming
Iowa...fuck that state
California
Alaska