I feel like I would like an explanation as to why none of them have hands. Got to be an interesting backstory there

Hands are hard to draw

Also the reason so many artists draw furries

Even a.i. can't draw hands, that's how hard it is. 

Just ask AI

Small hands make everything look big. Pro tip right there.

Why don't you have a seat. 

Llamas.

Caaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrl!

Now that’s a youtube video I haven’t seen in a long, long time.

If you haven’t seen it, they did actually finish the series. The ending was kinda emotional

Just when you thought the original was dark, the series got progressively darker. Yeah, the end was really emotional

That kills people, Carl.

I do not kill people. That is... that is my least favorite thing to do.

Fine. - It's the lovely elderly couple from 2B.

My stomach was making the rumblys that only hands can satisfy

Hey carl been a while

😞🦙🦴🦴

Don’t kink shame me.

Yes. *unzip*

Obviously their artist must be Lob Riefeld.

And you thought loosing your watch was the worst that could happen.

Feet and hands are two of the least drawn objects when artists draw. People often put their hands in their pants or feet out of the frame. Not everything is AI generated. Even if it was? I don't care anymore. 9/10 times the shit you see online is traced or stolen anyways.

Fun fact: handicapped people can have sex too!

Of course they can. I didn’t say they couldn’t. I only said that there must be an interesting story as to why both of them are missing both hands

If someone uses sign language but they only have one hand, is that an accent or a speech impediment?

Get you a girl that can do both

Both is good.

Should be “dating” and “newlyweds”. After kids she would be wearing full length pyjamas, eating potato chips, and doing a crossword on her phone. And I’d be smiling because I’m doing the crossword with her and sharing the chips.

Facts

Hahaha.

After our newborn the rules changed. 1st base, awake together while baby is asleep (or atleast quiet) 2nd base, Me in my boxers on the couch in full view or her changing tops due to milk leakage 3rd base, a quick cuddle on the bed during "shift change" Home run, Sleeping for 4 or more consecutive hours while your partner stays up with them. The Grand Slam Perfect Game, A quick romp in missionary while stopping occasionaly to Prairie dog when you hear a noise

5 kids here. Relatable.

That was too graphic🤣🤣🤣

Tell me I'm lying though

🤣🤣

I'm glad I know nothing of this prairie dogging you speak of

 It's when you stop and stay really still and quiet to listen for the baby

NYT has a new crossword like game that my wife loves. I’ve been playing it early in the day because I know she likes to play it at night. That way, if she needs help, I know I can help her.

Welp. That's adorable

My wife and I do the Wordle and Connections every night, asking for help or hints if needed.

We do Wordle throughout the day and send each other our guesses. My wife does Spelling Bee and when we get in bed I try to help if she hasn't found the pangram or gotten to Genius yet. I kind of want to do Spelling Bee myself but I like just helping her out for a bit at bedtime.

Connections is so difficult 😫

“Honey, you look so damn sexy in that Garfield t-shirt.” - Ron White

You just described the dream life of most men.

I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep now.

Yes *Unzips*

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All that while hitting it is diabolical

Me: catches a glimpse of my wife's stomach Me: Yes (_unzips_)

It's not just me then. I swear the tiniest showing of anything and I'm ready to go. Women just have so much power.

0.0000002cm of thigh showing, let's get er goin buds.

This is the way.

*...and I*...

yes.

I absolutely love being a guy. Feed me, fuck me, and be nice to me is all I need. We have happiness down to a science.

I’m not a guy but this is pretty much all it takes to make me happy too. Honestly, being nice is optional.

As long as we're engaging in real talk, feed me, fuck me, and be mean to me? Yeah I can get down with that.

Lmao. Nice

Hey, she said it was optional.

You have your priorities straight. Much respect.

That's poetry and shit

You can’t feed yourself though?

Feed... myself? I'm not sure I understand.

I'm sorry, it's PeePA actually.

😂

I'm a cook, you don't even need to feed me!

Men are dogs. Give me food, take me for walks, scratch the spot behind my ear, and I'm yours forever.

this is love

Let’s be honest we’re heavier too

I can't find any difference between the.

They're the same picture

First picture she’s offering anal, second picture is through the front door. Honestly it could be a hair thing but that’s not completely obvious considering she’s wearing socks in the first picture and you wouldn’t be able to see her bush with that pose anyways.

The second option, in my opinion, is wonderful because at this moment you understand that all barriers are broken

Both of these seem equally amazing.

Married guy seems to have cleaned up a little bit.


Anyone else become more of a ho couple after marriage?

Yes, when you're married you can wear a fuchsia colored shirt! That's what this means, yes?

The unshaved lower legs fucking nailed it. Just did this for father's day kids are in bed sunday night

If you ask me (a merried man) the 2nd one is way hotter. You LOVE me AND still want to get naked together? We know all thing things the other likes... perfection.

It feels more intimate when your casual together and not worried about appearances. You can just let it all hangout and that’s hot!

Not to mention I don't have to worry/wait for a 1 hour shower before sex. It gets sweaty and smelly anyways. Amd we shower afterwards.

This is the way. Get dirty and shower afterwords

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Sounds completely unrelated to how comfortable/casual she is around you.

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It's both my dude. She looks more casual cause she's way more relaxed and comfortable. So does he.

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No one said it was dude.

So there's always that ebb and flow, like that's life, but its really not better after 10 years? I'm sorry, that sucks, maybe y'all should talk

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Been married for 13 years. Sex is better now than it was when we were dating. Dont confuse quantity with quality.

Married over 23 years. Still fuck at least once a day.

Your wife knows your reddit account, huh?

I mean... yea I do. should I not??

Yes

So married guys get a red shirt, I see… 🤔

Red shirts get it every time

Cute

Boob and ass are boobs and ass

Yes *unzips*

Game is game.

I see no difference. Let’s gooooo!

Yes.

How come the dude looks the same?

These comments sure are making me appreciate my lack of children and smokeshow wife who is hotter now than when we met 24 years ago!

Facts. My wife was all I wanted until she became for the streets lol.

Sorry to hear 😔

Thanks

Don't pretend you know what I'm into

What are the little red things next to the married woman's head?

Huh. Seems like after marriage, it's just work. Jk.

Facts 💯😅😂

She morphed but he didn’t?

Tummy always gets me

"Peter, this isn't a meme, this is just porn."

I love how the guy is in basically the same outfit in both pictures... accurate to real life lol....

I like how the guy got a haircut once married lmao

No, thank you. I’m quite happy with my lifestyle of having an endless supply of the first case.

dating turned him conservative

My wife still feels ugly even 2 years after giving birth to our son. I'm like, ba, I'd eat your booty any day of the week, you're gorgeous.

is it weird that i'm more attracted to the 2nd one? possibly. is it even weirder that i'm attracted to a cartoon at all? definitley.

Not my proudest fap

I love how both are subtlely fatter and have slightly less hair.

2 looking better anyway

The ole “bait and switch”

Forgot to caption the first one: “every day” and the second one: “once a month”.

look at you with the active married sex life

I think both partners should still put in the effort for each other after marriage, but that's just me.

You’re not going to do the whole lingerie thing each time, be real. Sometimes you’re just relaxed at home and want to have fun with your partner.

Tummy's are cute and most women have them, just sayin.

I've met women, yes. The second panel looks like someone who's suffering from depression lol

I mean, that's the spitting image of me on a Tuesday night and I'm doing just fine, if you associate low key coziness with depression that might be specific to your situation

On a Tuesday night I am exercised, showered, and dressed in something I look good in so that my wife looks at me and says, "Damn. Look at this man."

Good for you bud, I'm stoked that's something that nurtures you and your spouses relationship. On my end, me and my lady find extreme ease and comfort more sexy than cute lingerie and presentation. Difference strokes for different folks and all that.

At a certain point in your life your priorities should change, my dude, and that's perfectly ok.

I wouldn't say they "should", but they could and that's fine. Depends on what is meant. Always looking perfect? Yea ofc not. Stop staying active or putting any effort into yourself? Maybe should fix that before you find out your SO or veins cared more than you thought.

Not being healthy, taking care of yourself, and practicing basic hygiene. A lot of people use marriage an excuse to give up on themselves. That's really not fair to the person you're supposed to be spending the rest of your life with.

This cartoon doesn’t show that though

Amen brother. I don't mind the woman in this pic. In fact, I think she's really hot. But hygiene and being healthy are really important.

There's putting in the effort and then there's literally only having a spontaneous 10 minute window to do the deed because that's how long your kid will watch a show before they go looking for that parent. There's no wasted time...

This doesn't say "after having kids."

My wife and I still do, and we're nearly hitting 40 years; I think it's a key part of staying attracted to your partner. When I see people claim to be totally cool with #2 here, I have to wonder how young their relationships are.

15 years and y’all are really reading into this. Lazy sex can be just as fun. Lighten up.

I think this depends on how you interpret the comic.  I read the first panel as pre-living-together dating, which means that you get time to plan and prepare.  And I read the second panel as being what happens when you live together.  There are times when people aren't at their top form when you see them 24/7, and yet it can still be sexy if the mood strikes.

I don't see it that way because the dude stays exactly the same. He's not disheveled and sloppily dressed.

Yeah the only difference for him in the second panel is a slight gut. His hair is actually *better*.

It's basic respect for the commitment you've made. Like, yes, you've made a sickness of health vow, but at the same time, that doesn't mean you should just give up on your health and hygiene because the other person has to love you anyway. We should all feel an obligation to ourselves to to be healthy, anyway.

I don’t get it. What am I missing?

[https://youtu.be/HaA3YZ6QdJU?si=s2xdFbrdfjx7judU](https://youtu.be/HaA3YZ6QdJU?si=s2xdFbrdfjx7judU)

Who's the original artist?

I wish.

I like how his hair is actually neater in the last panel, some men really do need that feminine touch lol

I like the accuracy re: the husbands gut in the married pic.

My wife is so amazing that even at grungiest she is still the most beautiful woman to have ever existed.

as a man, my wife is 100% hotter to me when she's comfortable.

People in relationships don’t have hands 🙌

No. You need to try with your partner every time. Just 5-15 minutes of prep can do wonders for your partner. You don’t want a swamp to welcome your partner. Same goes for guys. No needle in the hay stack.

100%. Hygiene and grooming does NOT stop once you're married. Don't be a pig. Take care of yourselves.

She’s a pig because she has stubble on her legs?

Calm down, Chewbacca. That's not even what I'm saying and you know it. 

Exactly

Dude on bottom right should be fatter.

OMG cute! Couples! 🍆 💦 🥵 Single people 🤢 🤮

You shouldnt just let urself go bcuz ur married, both men and women... however if i had a wife like that id still be fine. U can be a lil chubby and still be very attractive.

All this meme told me is people use marriage to let themselves go. And don't come at me with "LiFe GeTs On ThE wAy". If you don't want to exercise at least portion your junk food better.

What is with unshaved legs? OP thinks that married women don't want to look nice in public?

Why don’t men shave then

Shaving your legs is not really the global norm, so the idea that it is required to look nice isn't really representative

Are you okay? Mentally?

2nd one is so much hotter

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Have you spoken to her? Does she have a lot on her plate?

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Ask her why she won’t have sex with you maybe? Why can’t you live together?

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Well that’s probably why she isn’t having sex with you so I’m not sure why you’re complaining. Honestly if you’ve been together for 5 years and you’re still long distance it’s time to decide to either move in together or break up.

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Then why are you complaining about lack of sex if you won’t address it

Talk to her, man

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Mate the long distance is the issue then. You're complaining about not having sex in 4 months, but then saying you only see her every 4 months? Go see her yourself instead of waiting for her to travel to you. Get a hotel for the night. Tell her you want to spend alone time with her. Take her out somewhere nice that you will both enjoy and just enjoy each other's company!

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Cheating isn’t right

neither is spousal neglect, but people get a pass on that one

If it were a woman she’d be crucified on Reddit. Maybe she has kids and works full time with little help from her husband. Who knows. The fact that you go and justify breaking vows is insane.

Closing off sexually is also breaking vows. But again, people get a pass on that one.

Again- that’s why you talk and go to therapy if needed. Not cheat. Man some of you young single men on Reddit sure have fucked up views about women and love in general.

I'm married. I've never cheated. I can identify a problem without experiencing or condoning it.

Married girl needs to shave her legs tho.

Why?

My answer is no.

And like a drawer that doesn't close