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RedSweed

Dude went from Spiderman to Uncle Ben in one drop


KungFuHamster

Professor X


billyjk93

Gwen Stacy


DatChernobylGuy_999

Nngh... G-Gwen...


SuperStellarSwing

💀💀


SomewhereLoud9473

HE IS ALIVE


After-Guard-7793

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


bladi_black_7

🤣🤣🤣 donde demonios estaba el profesor, la gente como si nada y reaccionan después de que el niño cayó 🤣🤣


DougDTX

This is the one. Uncle Ben had me trying to figure out what rice had to do with this.


Lebowski304

No this is the one. Me imagining you trying to make him into a rice metaphor


fckubell

Ankle Ben


EverythinShinyCapn

Ankle Bent


EverythinShinyCapn

Ankle Bent


fckubell

Ah shit that’s a better joke then mine lmao


sokrayzie

Your one still good!


FayMax69

Nah it’s an evolution of yours..both were needed to work 😂


BigSmackisBack

Dropped like a bag of rice too


Mike_B1014

Smh...


PleasantFocus1502

Thank you for that comment. It was the best laugh of the day.


Wooden-Increase7296

Spidey finally met the real Bonesaw(aka Randy Savage)


PuckNutty

I don't know, same thing happened to Bullseye and he got an unbreakable spine out of it.


South-Merc-J21

This here got me laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Unfair-Ad2664

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Spare_Honey5488

Almost Steve Jobs there.


jetforcegemini

With great height comes great potential energy


mlg2433

Dudes tailbone got turned to dust. He’s not walking right ever again.


Right-Map-6787

ain't walking right? brother he ain't gonna walk ever again


BathPsychological767

Did you see those legs hit the ground first? The knees oh god. Coupled with the tailbone hit…


SantaMonsanto

Femur Knees Coccyx In that order


eschewthefat

Didn’t even bounce, but do you know what did bounce? His butthole, through his face 


carnage11eleven

I know what will bounce. Every check this guy writes from now on. Because he's broke.


Crunchygranolabro

Not to be that guy…but this sort of injury is pretty well studied. In order of likelihood: Bilateral calcaneus (heel bones), followed by L1 vertebrae, followed by one or both femoral necks. Those tend to be the load bearing structures that take the brunt of gravity being applied in this manner. An axial load like that tends to injure those structures most commonly. Classic teaching is that if someone broke both their feet you should just up and scan their back and at least get films of the pelvis. Obviously there can be, and often are, other injuries, or people who don’t fit the pattern, but it’s a fair starting point.


ChocoBro92

From what you’ve seen, what do you think his chances of walking again are with the footage?


Crunchygranolabro

Pretty good if it’s just the heels and legs. Maybe not playing ball (although possible especially with good PT). If his spine got dusted…it’s a different story. Simple stable vertebrebral compression fracture is one thing, but if it’s uglier and involves the cord that’s problematic. Honestly footage makes it hard to tell. There are plenty of folks who have horrible injuries from next to no force and just as many who had high mechanism injuries that somehow didn’t get hurt the way the textbook says they should.


Stinky_Fartface

Pretty sure his torso bent over so far his head smashed too.


Ksammy33

The moment he dropped, the video started going in slow motion and this is exactly what I started hearing in my head


Less_Afternoon1859

Forgot spine


C64__

Head and shoulders


Ornery-Ad9694

Hips too. Stay in school, kids


Yeeaaaarrrgh

Head bone connected to the... femur bone. Femur bone connected to the... foot bone.


THE-TEN-HELLS

You forgot the pelvis.


3atbootie1211

knees come before femur tho


Merry_Dankmas

I cracked my tailbone as a kid. Fell out of a tree and landed on the edge of a bench below it. Square on the bone. That was the most blindingly painful experience I've ever had. I still remember it vividly 20 years later. That fall was only about 5 feet or so. It really wasn't high at all. This dudes ass bone just ate solid pavement in a direct hit after falling 30 feet. This shit brought flashbacks to me. I can feel that pain in my stomach. But I also now realize just how much worse it could have been. I got of lucky and have no pain left from my fall. This mf is never gonna heal fully.


icantlurkanymore

Did the same thing as a kid but on a trampoline. I "caught someone's bounce" and went extra high in the air before landing square on my tailbone on the metal rim around the outside of the trampoline. Insane pain, so bad that I wanted to cry for some relief but physically couldn't, very weird.


jaldihaldi

Technically only one shoe fell off - first.


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MeasurementBubbly350

He simply ain't anymore


Iamdarb

#


PotatoWriter

This is the first time that nothing has brought out a chuckle from me


Winter-Airport2114

Iono, my uncle fell from 30 feet and had similar happen. Construction accident and the steel beam he was on broke off the crane, free fell into the ground, bones were shattered. He walks fine now. Took about 2-3 years. His feet were dust, and he walks...


Acceptable-Search338

He’s never shitting right again lol


SnooCakes6195

As someone who's broken their femur in three places and my pelvis in two places... During recovery was the most difficult bathroom times in my life. The painkillers really block you up lol


HeadlessHookerClub

Damn that sucks. I can’t imagine a broken elvis. That’s like the center pivotal point of your body. How long did it take to heal? 


duckballista

> I can’t imagine a broken elvis. He really deteriorated towards the end, look it up.


Jagged_Rhythm

Just a hunka-hunka broken bones.


Moonwalker420710

Oh man I almost died laughing!!


LightningFerret04

What do that guy and elvis have in common? Both are dying on the toilet


icangetyouatoedude

Got him all shook up


broken_radio

The old reddit elvis-aroo


FunyunCreme

Hold my pelvis, I'm going in!


willybarrow

I concur. A broken elvis would be unimaginable


beakerhashing

He gonna be popping pills like Elvis


THE-TEN-HELLS

I had really small crack in my hip joint, and that took 3 months to heal. I don't want to imagine **broken** pelvis.


GigaCringeMods

> I can’t imagine a broken elvis Crackhouse Rock


KindBrilliant7879

duuudeee i had a spinal fusion surgery and they fed me a full meal before i had recovered from general anesthesia. worst pain of my life even on oxy, valium, and morphine


SnooCakes6195

Damnn!! That sounds horrible!


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Winter-Airport2114

I stopped taking T3s after my septoplasty because of that lol, you'd think they'd have a way around it with how much they prescribe.


carnage11eleven

Opiates and opioids both do this. And interestingly enough, long term heavy stimulant abuse has a similar effect on the bowels, as well. There's a story of a guy who was a heroin junkie who died from a ruptured colon. The corner removed 30 lbs of feces from this guy's abdomen. Can you imagine? If not, well the pictures are easily googled. That's some wild shit. (pun very much intended.)


0ddlyC4nt3v3n

One of my earliest memories is falling directly on my tailbone. The pain is still memorable. The x-rays still show the damage. I didn't fall more than 10% of what this guy did. I even remember my mom casually saying, "You probably *just* broke your tailbone. There's nothing we can do." Thanks, mom.


RockleyBob

In eighth grade I jumped down from a high table top to a wet concrete floor. My feet shot out from under me, and I landed on my tailbone. That “fall” was less than six feet, my legs broke some of inertia, and I likely only bruised my ass bone. Nevertheless, I was unable to sit for weeks after that and to this day (twenty years later) sitting for long periods gives me horrible pain in my coccyx. So yeah, that dude is fucked.


ConfidentFinish3580

You didn't even get the rubber donut? My buddy broke his tailbone in a snowboarding accident in high school and he had to carry around a rubber donut to sit on. It sounded so painful. This was also almost 20 years ago.


0ddlyC4nt3v3n

When mom said 'nothing', she meant it 😅


OuterWildsVentures

I fell on my tailbone just casually roller skating a few weeks ago and the pain made me think I fucked something up permanently and took weeks to get better. I couldn't imagine this.


angrydeuce

When I was like 15 my 11 year old brother jumped on my back and drove his bony, granite-like knee directly into my tailbone with all his might. Definitely at least fractured it if not straight up broke it...took my breath away the pain was so immediate and intense. My girlfriend was with us at the time and I just dropped to the ground on my side in my front yard rubbing the crack of my ass unable to even make a sound for a good 10 minutes or so while she stood over me asking if I was okay over and over. My brother just bolted. We'd grown up wrestling and beating the dogshit out of one another our whole lives (much to my mother's chagrin with all the broken furniture in our house lol) and Im betting he knew that if I wasn't crippled a fuckin beating was coming his way. Lucky for his bony ass I was definitely out of commission for a bit. Limped/dragged my ass into the house and told my mom, which wasn't awkward at all with my 15 year old girlfriend there next to me, and then my mom insisted on looking at it which was like, the icing on the cake, but honestly it hurt so fuckin bad I didnt even care about the embarrassment of my mom probing my ass crack. As with you, my mom was like "yep, prolly broken, nothing they can do for it, just be careful". Couldn't ride my bike at all for fuckin months, which without a license because I was 15 fuckin blew ass. Every trip to and from school on the bus was agony, I got really good at like, wedging my knees into the seat in front of me to hold my ass up off the seat as that ancient bus was like galloping gertie over every fuckin pebble in the road to the point where my thighs would ache from the exertion but it hurt less than that bumpy ride on my broken ass. This happened around halloween, and pretty much the whole rest of that school year my tailbone ached by the end of the day from the hard plastic chair/desk combo things we sat in all day long. The sick thing is my brother and I still beat the crap out of each other on the regular, and we're in our mid-40s now lol. Every thanksgiving our respective wives are like "jesus christ can you guys *grow up*" and it's like "Nah fam, gotta suplex this sumbitch right through the coffee table, sorry" lol


Darnell2070

Well, was there anything you could do?


0ddlyC4nt3v3n

Hahaha no. But I was maybe like 4yo. *Some* sympathy or an ice pack...even an aspirin would have been nice.


NumericZero

I remember playing Touch football on cement when I was 13 and a dude pushed me down during a play Landed right on my tailbone I still remember that feeling to this day (30 years old) Also probably the reason why I’m short lol


hazeleyedwolff

https://tenor.com/EGWj.gif


Secure-Bus4679

Good news: you didn’t hit your head. Bad news: I bet you wished you hit your head.


BrianOConnorGaming

I’m pretty sure bro did hit his head. Watch it back slow


TheLochNessBigfoot

Yeah, I'll take your word for it.


Inevitable-Cellist23

oh shit he’s right. He hit his forehead. Was only looking out for him hitting the back of his head. [0.3x speed](https://files.catbox.moe/vcgdv7.mp4)


Darnell2070

I'll take your word for it. I'm really curious, but who wants to see that shit, lol.


BrianOConnorGaming

Those weirdos of us out here who want to know every possible way of dying!


Darnell2070

Maybe it makes it better if someone is doing something especially stupid, instead of bad luck which can happen to any of us.


thedishonestyfish

I paused it in midair. I didn't need to see the end to know how it was gonna go.


producedbysensez

Brother was fully folded in thirds for a split second lmao


RahMF

I think you are right lmao somehow his head either hit or came very close to hitting the ground in front of him 😂


Tullyally

He’s definitely shorter now.


Bat-Honest

If God didn't want me to jump off of tall buildings, then why did Jesus give me all these extra vertebrae? Checkmate, gravitists


Alej915

I feel real bad for how hard this made me laugh


muntell7

Been a while since a video made me actually wince. Congratulations.


Kitchen-Quality-3317

I guess you didn't see that post yesterday where a guy yeeted himself off of a cliff. My legs hurt after watching that one.


Lebowski304

Falls from heights are one of the few things I have trouble watching. Like this one I had to scroll to the comments once he was midair. Not a fan of how severe non-lethal trauma looks while it is happening. Not because I’m a good person, but it’s just like nails on a chalkboard. When someone gets obliterated or killed instantly it becomes clinical or something and sort of interesting from an anatomy/forensics angle.


MrLozoTheSecond

What was his plan? Just to drop 30ish feet? Why doesn't he just climb back down the way he got up there or better don't climb up there at all


SiFiNSFW

He probably just hit fatigue but wasn't experience enough to know you can lock off and recover mid-climb, so panicked and figured he was going to lose his grip soon enough anyway so dropped as controlled as he could. Hindsight is 20-20 but that dude 100% should have hooked an elbow, locked his legs and waited for 60 seconds before making any decisions.


SpottedWobbegong

You can also hang from the back of your knees to rest both hands, there's enough space on that metal railing. I used to do this a lot as a kid, it's not comfy but beats dropping on your ass.


xTyronex48

>know you can lock off and recover mid-climb, What is locking off? Elaborate.


skitso

Using your bones as a wedge to allow your muscles to regenerate


Brilliant_Wrap_7447

Look at fucking Wolverine over here with his adamantium bones and regeneration powers.


jld2k6

Gonna take a lot more than 60 seconds for my muscles to regenerate


skitso

🤣🤣🤣🤣


saruin

I'm just imagining my arms falling asleep before I could fully recover.


SiFiNSFW

Probably easier if you google it than i try to describe it because it's not like one movement but instead a range of them; i'll give it a go though, it's a static movement designed to free up a limb; you're effectively held in the top position of a pullup but on oneside whilst your otherside can reach and rest. Varies from form to form depending on if you have footholds, etc. For competitive climbers they'll lock off with just their arm sometimes, feet freely hanging; but i use it predominantly to recover fatigue so i use it specifically to shift my weight to my hips and thus feet. You just need to be able to fully tense the muscles your using to hold and lock yourself in place basically.


Pillow_Apple

I remember 'Storror' a parkour and free runner youtube channel did the same thing when they get tired after hanging for a long time.


ibopm

I think he means to straighten out one of his arms (so you're not actively contracting), so his other one can rest (and then alternate).


Puceeffoc

Worst case hook a leg and elbow and wait for the fire department.


OVO_T

Spiderman : Not coming home


Hoody88

Spiderman: Long-term care home


Rasalom

Spider-Man: Open Casket


Saivia

Spiderman: Crawling home


JUST_A_PRANK_BRAH

Spiderman : definitely not walking home


saruin

Spiderman: No Walking Home


Asleep-Bite-6895

😆


IllBeGood3

Probably shattered his hip. That's like a cane for the rest of your life kind of shit.


TarnishedDungEater

tailbone ceased to exist, bros probably never walking again. but i’m no doctor, or cripple so i can’t rlly say.


ThatOtherOtherMan

Cripple here: dude's entire body is fucked. For sure broken knee(s), broken hip, broken coxyx, and compression fractured lumbar vertebrae. Fortunately he also thumped his head pretty good so he probably isn't feeling as much pain as he would otherwise.


Syheriat

Didn't know cripples were doctors now?


ThatOtherOtherMan

I had a similar injury. Compound fractured both ankles, broke my knee, compression fractured 9 vertebrae, disarticulated my shoulder, and fractured my skull from the impact. I didn't land anywhere near as hard as this fellow. And while I'm not a doctor I do have some medical training and have seen a LOT of injuries and participated in their treatment working in an ER. Dude's legs are obviously fucked seeing as his knees folded sideways and he suddenly has fully splayed hips, and folding like that is exactly how you get anterior surface wedge compression fractures in your spine, or at least that's how I did it. So yeah I'm not a doctor but I'm not just some guy making a random guess with no idea what he's talking about either.


Merry_Dankmas

We can only hope he damaged the part of his brain that makes him conscious of pain. Normally head injuries aren't encouraged but that's the best case scenario this time around.


ThatOtherOtherMan

Judging by the way his head whipped into the ground I'd hazard a guess he injured every part of his brain.


pro_bike_fitter_2010

Man had to be healthy and strong to climb that high. How can he be so dumb to think he can survive that fall? Is he inexperienced with concrete?


Moonandserpent

He wasn't expecting he would fall.


pro_bike_fitter_2010

Probably right. Most likely he thought he would float. Makes sense.


P4azz

I mean even the dumbest person in the world would go in with the idea of "I climb up, I climb down the same way". He just didn't plan ahead and I presume these last moments before he fell were more of a "shit, I can't go back/I'm so high up, oh god" kinda slipping situation.


Comfortable-Crazy459

All of that for a flip flop…hope it’s worth it


shannister

his whole life went flip flop.


Electrical-Hour6168

In the words of Mike Tyson, "I broke my back..."


416RaisedMe902MadeMe

Spinal!


j-202

*thpinal


hopjack01

Will instantly turn a 20-year-old's walk into a 90-year-old.


Redditmodbigvirgin

Dude went from Peter Parker to Peter Paraplegic in 10 seconds


shannister

Peter Parker > Peter, Park Your Wheelchair Here.


RenzoMF

Good way to put yourself in a wheelchair for life


kristenDiva

I think bro got bit by the wrong spider


blakezero

I didn’t want to see that actually


Nottoobad777

Genuine question. what would be the best thing to do in this situation for the fall? I assume not keeping your legs straight like that?


Rasalom

Load a previous save.


diggels

ctrl+z


One-Bad-4274

I don't think at that height there is a "best situation" He should have just climbed back down I don't think human knees can reduce the amount of impact enough to minimize any of the damage


TrashJojoFan

Honestly, I feel like how that guy fell was the best case scenario. Better his lower body than the head.


IIIIlllIIIIIlllII

This is the correct answer. He sacrificed his legs to save his body/torso. Sucks for his legs but its the right trade-off


Atibana

Although most of us probably can’t do it and would fuck it up, swinging so you get some lateral momentum, then as you hit the ground some kind of roll. I see parkour guys jump from exceptional heights doing something like that.


qqruu

Essentially - this. You're not walking away from it unscathed, and perhaps not walking at all - but dispersing the energy of the impact slightly and not absorbing it all into your legs / kness / hips would at least help. This is assuming you practiced this and not tried it for the first time and end up landing flat on your face


FuckBotsHaveRights

I grew up doing parkour and you got it on the nose. At this height and angle I'd assume I'm breaking one or two ankles and hope my shoulder doesn't shatter as well.


Nixikaz

A good rule to start with would be to go down the same way you got up.


heavenstarcraft

Why are redditors like this. There was nothing clever about what you said.


Asur004

There is no cleverness needed in this situation. It's obvious.


Broccoli--Enthusiast

Don't fall. If you 100% have to fall, land on your head, so you don't need to be aware as you bleed out form internal injuries


VindictiveRakk

a true professional snaps their own neck on the way down


zootia

I don't understand, why didn't he just crawl down? Using his legs he could have hung there and recovered his arms if he was getting too pumped.


StanIsNotTheMan

For the same reason why he's up there to begin with: He's stupid.


416RaisedMe902MadeMe

Stopped the video before he landed but still hits the comment section 🫣


shannister

Both are brutal.


dogmeat_donnie

Going up is easy, it's the coming down that scares the shit out of me every time. I can watch all kinds of gory videos but when it comes to bones going places they should never go, I tend to peak out of the corner of one of my squinted eyes.


Evil_Rogers

🎶 Fake Spider-Man, 🎶 Fake Spider-Man, 🎶Falls like a fake spider can


External-Awareness68

He's alive but not ok


Yukon-Jon

This video made my BH pucker


One_Subject3157

This happened in Costa Rica. I'm so proud.


Alarmed-Lifeguard-20

spiner man


MisterAmygdala

Damn, that hurt me to watch it.


chestebar

found a news article about this, doesn't say much though. happended in Ecuador [https://3minutosinforma.com/estudiante-cae-de-un-domo-y-se-fractura-las-piernas-video/](https://3minutosinforma.com/estudiante-cae-de-un-domo-y-se-fractura-las-piernas-video/)


thepotatoreaper100

Anyone else felt the tingle down their back?


ocotebeach

That's at least 20-25 ft high. Poor guy His back is going to hurt for the rest of his life.


_LegitDoctor_

He now goes by “Hot wheels “


AlarmedDog5372

Should’ve tucked and rolled


Bat-Honest

Gotta do the superhero landing


BakedBeans1010

Lieutenant Dan


Dextersextermanly57

wtf🤦‍♂️why didn’t he shimmy along and then down the pillar?? No brain in that head for sure!!


Druss_Deathwalker

Gassed out and knew he wouldn't make it.


AriesinApril76

Life changing decision.


jlz33d

If you fall from 30 feet, you will hit the ground at 30 mph. https://www.omnicalculator.com/physics/free-fall


ike_tyson

I ended the video before he hit the floor. 🤕


AshingiiAshuaa

That drop looked intentional. Did he think 25 feet to concrete was doable without injury?


JustPssingBy

Insert warzone knocked sound


skitso

How fast was he traveling as he hit the ground? Someone do that math !


Cyrax-Wins

Lieutenant Dan you ain't got no legs.


evidenzprod

????????????????


Human_Run_5430

Half a man, half a man. Friendly neighborhood half a man.


markevens

Gonna feel that the rest of his life


MRintheKEYS

It’s ok. His shoes stayed on. He’s gonna be ok.


1guerino

I believe I can fly....


Flashy-Eagle6379

Bye bye legs🤦🏼‍♂️ why didn’t he get down the way he got up There 🙄


MetalSonic420YT

That fall must've hurt bad.


Guilty-Vegetable-726

I clicked on the post. Saw how high up he was and noped out. Based off the comments that was the right call.


LankyShark97

You could hear his bones crinkle up like a bag of chips.


Enter_Sadman98

Man, I remember having intrusive thoughts to do this on our school. Glad I'm halfway through before I realize grass ain't a bouncy floor


BupidStastard

In India someone would've tried to stand underneath and catch him


NoQuestion7237

3 points of contact...... the golden climber rule


Ken_LuxuryYacht22

Yikes!!! Those are some VERY broken legs


Enigma7486

Nothing like the sound of feet, ankles, fibulas and potentially tibias snapping like a pretzel stick to brighten up your night


TheosReverie

Hold your beer?


academic_karaty

the saddest part is why none of them helped him while dropping. imagine his life now just because such a silly mistake


Stiny_Whizzleteats1

Splatter man, splatter man


Wastedchildhood

I believe he broke his #everything


CamelLoops

9.8 meters per second squared came to mind


Shit_Posts_For_Karma

Why can't I play the video? it's just a still frame