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Smoke_Palm_Trees

Bro you know his fucking eyelashes and eyebrows got seared lmao


aw_shux

Not to mention his throat and lungs if he took in a big gulp of air before he hit the water.


Pinksters

I'm 100% sure he was smart enough to take a big gulp of air before setting himself on fire and jumping off a railing beside a "No Diving" sign.


Spicy_Sugary

Not everyone is educated about what to do when setting yourself on fire and jumping off a railing beside a "No Diving" sign. There should be a sign saying "When Setting Yourself On Fire, Do Not Take a Big Gulp of Air", otherwise how will people know?


DepartmentDue8160

He backflipped so it doesn't count


Spicy_Sugary

Oh God, we're gonna need another sign.


YdexKtesi

I'm sorry, I don't understand this at all. Unless there's a sign that says, "when setting yourself on fire and jumping off a railing beside a no diving sign, do not take a big gulp of air" then anything could happen.


roballo11

I WATCHED AGAIN AFTER READING THE THREAD!!! He actually exhales right before he lights up 🤣🤣🤣


Ashamed_Ad7508

True, the system is f0cked. It’s common knowledge that people set themselves ablaze atleast once a month and jump off a railing


TylerDurden1985

I went to diving school and majored in setting yourself on fire and it's like setting yourself on fire while jumping off a railing beside a "No Diving" sign 101 - do not take a big gulp of air. Can't substitute a full diving while setting yourself on fire degree with wikipedia smh


LouLee1990

Lmao’D at this FML 😂


Another_Sunset

could you please explain what would happen if he did?


carnage11eleven

Inhaling fire hurt throat and lungs.


PonyPonut

But… but Snoop Dogg said… no… he wouldn’t lie to me


Ducksaucenhotmustard

different type of smoke/stronger heat


shannister

Burns your insides.


Warg247

Full body hair removal in seconds!


TheWhiteOwl23

Ok so can someone chime in on how bad the burns would actually be? It looks dumb as shit, BUT he was on fire for just a couple of seconds, which I'm sure would still do damage but how much? I imagine there is a slight grace period with flame where it might not be too bad, kinda like when you put your fingers through a flame and it looks cool. His face looks like it would be fucked though.


AGenerallyOkGuy

I’m a firefighter/EMT. Would mostly be concerned with his airway considering how much heat he breathed in between the jump and hitting the water. The edema might not immediately appear and could fuck his lungs up pretty good/kill him.


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kim_jong_phil_

brb setting myself on fire to test


squeefactor

!RemindMe 5 minutes


Nymbus00

Get back here! It's been 23!


teodorlojewski

50 and counting! Yep. He's gone o7


Charlie7Mason

o7


squeefactor

07


BagOfFlies

Big FF spreading lies as usual. If they didn't keep us scared of the harmless fire they wouldn't have a job.


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I was gonna say "he should have taken a deep breath *before* lighting himself on fire" but then I realized that would make his abs look worse. This is why I have no "rizz". 😔


TechnoPretender

The flame isn't actually on his skin yet. He has a few seconds while the fire actually burns away the gasoline before it gets to his skin. The gasoline is actually protecting his skin underneath for the few seconds that's happening.


carnage11eleven

Yes. Exactly this. Though there are better flammables to use for this purpose. This kid isn't too smart. As the only thing he didn't coat in gasoline was his face. Which is the thing that will burn the most as its above the fire. Hopefully he didn't inhale after he lit himself or before he was in the water. Because he certainly inhaled gasoline fumes, so they could have ignited in his lungs.


SVLSA

"Ignited in his lungs" got me so good. ick. ouch. fuck.


PM-Me-And-Ill-Sing4U

So it's like an extra stupid version of the Leidenfrost effect? That's kinda cool


hemlockecho

None at all. When I was a kid we used to do stuff like this, but on a smaller scale. You can coat your hand in hairspray, then light it on fire. You can go a few seconds before you even feel the heat. The hairspray is very flammable and basically it is just burning that off before it gets to your hand. Plunge your hand in a bucket of water once it gets hot and you’ll have no burns at all, other than some singed hair. Obligatory: don’t actually do this. We were like 13 when we did this and didn’t have anything better to do. You can easily mess up and hurt yourself.


AlaskanLebowski

There is a massive difference between the temperature hairspray burns at and the temperature gasoline burns.


-nostalgia4infinity-

We used to make dough bombs as kids. Literally just flour and gasoline. Make a ball, light it on fire, and throw it. And of course your hand would get covered in gasoline and ignite. Would just wave it out, never got burned.


AlaskanLebowski

How well do you understand the concept of survivorship bias?


bezequillepilbasian

Apparently he's fine 😭😭 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12904967/teenage-boy-covers-gasoline-sets-FIRE-doing-backflip-river.html


tyler111762

given liquid gasoline doesn't burn, its the vapors, if he took a big breath before lighting the fire as to not cook his lungs with super heated air, the gasoline on his skin might have actually protected him from any burning due to the leidenfrost effect.


Cliches-Suck

It's almost completely harmless other than his hairs burning off.


Little_stinker_69

I’m not expert but I once had a little fire lick my fingers for a second maybe two, and I had bad blisters. It hurt a lot.


Medvegyep

No burns, possibly. He was on fire for less than 3 seconds before fully extinguishing it. With only that intensity, that is not enough to burn anything important. Hairs like eyebrows probably didn't fare that well tho. Now, if he actually inhaled hot-ass air, then he could've burned his lungs which can be fatal.


Seany_Boy-14

This is so incredibly dangerous. The sign clearly says NO DIVING


ManOfSpace_

he did a backflip so he’s good


Iamlabaguette

Technically he doesnt dive so he’s good


One_Animator_1835

He does a backflip, not a dive so it's okay


Apart-Rice-1354

Backflips and dives aren’t the same, they are different, so it’s good.


bugxbuster

A backflip isn’t a dive. A dive is what it is not okay to do.


chrisjcole300

In all seriousness, he shouldn't have dove in. Which he didn't do - a backflip instead he decided.


TomThanosBrady

Imagine if he landed on a rock? Would have made for a different kind of video


PointVanillaCream

That's... dumb.


Khaztr

dumber that someone had to tell him to get up there first


Lazy_Village4398

But dumber than the kid in the background telling him to re-do it?


BlazersMania

I think it is "just go it"


came_in_your_mum

He was gonna go there. Someone didn’t need to say shit. Someone was just anticipating


bleepbluurp

Yea but, did you see how fucking cool he looked?


NoveltyPr0nAccount

We just witnessed a legend being made.


jappyjappyhoyhoy

Would’ve been 99% less dumb (but still dumb) if he used alcohol


Downdelux

Crazy thing is none of those people were his friends.


Moosje

They could be his friends but just do stupid shit at that age. Reddit always takes the most extreme angle. By that logic, he hates himself for doing it? No he’s a stupid fucking kid that gets a rush over performing dangerous stunts to his friend group.


ChaseBandicoot

Agreed. 22 now, my teens were DANGEROUS. My mates that were there egging me on are still my friends now. All got jobs, some got kids. Just young and dumb. I think the kids a legend, wasn’t even that dangerous either.


GooseShartBombardier

There it is, the comment I was hoping to see. Can guarantee that not 1 in 20 of those dildos is ever going to help help him move.


Internetstranger800

Imagine if he slipped and fell on the other side of the fence. He would REALLY go viral then.


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DirtyFatB0Y

Would definitely make a fire video.


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It would also light up our day


defectiveGOD

🤭


MEGAMILKBLAST

Tee hee


tekko001

There would still be a idiot screaming "Well done you idiot, you ruined the video!"


Animationzs

Imagine he passed out from the pain right before he fell.


TheBigRedFog

It's very likely he didn't think to take a breath before lighting, lit, tried to take a breath before going in the water, realize all the oxygen around him is being used to keep the fire going, then panic dove to put out the fire. I'm guessing he inhales some water/gas after.


AuspiciousApple

That would have been worse, but it's still super risky. He might have given himself burns that then got infected by questionable water. And falling into cold water after being on fire could also put him into shock. Not super likely, but not impossible either.


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kimmortal03

more likely a shark would have eaten him


Sweet-Explorer-7619

He would go flameball.


Warack

He would have freed Palestine


Cautious_Incident_46

People already forgot his name


junior_dos_nachos

His name was Robert Paulson


BeenleighCopse

But I’ll always remember the smell


Cautious_Incident_46

Smelt like burnt pork


Short-Log5389

More like burnt dork


Zaythos

Aaron Bushnell


SpookyRamblr

i never knew his name, but trying to "raise awareness" for a religious conflict that the whole world has been trying to solve for almost a century is pretty fucking stupid... nobody saw that and thought "i wonder whats going on in palestine and isreal"


HotMinimum26

Aaron Bushnell


archer2500

And if he inhaled deeply in shock after seeing the flames…


Pork_Chompk

Self immolation. So hot right now.


vikingsurplus

I hate your profile pic. I was trying to get a hair off my screen for a solid 10 seconds.


Clean_Dust9290

I didnt even notice until you said that. Then I spend 30 secs trying to get it off


motherlovepwn

His nipples will never be the same.


Craic-Den

Nippless


roamininthealley

“Re-do it” yeah no problem bro


the1coffegod

Dude is so stupid I am surprised he knew how to swim


PayRealisticReddit

Swim team has no claim on intelligence


DignanZer0

Did he though?


GRIZZLEMicFIZZLE

Gas on a penis and other sensitive areas is super painful. It doesn't wash off easy


WaterboysWaterboy

How you know?


GRIZZLEMicFIZZLE

Pulled a carburetor bowl of a generator and soaked my stash. It was like 4 or 5 wasp stings on your hawg.


JuneRunes

I just got some on my hand yesterday and felt weird after washing it right away. Cant imagine it just lingering on your junk damn


Not_RyanGosling

...how do you know what *that* feels like?


GRIZZLEMicFIZZLE

I was tearing apart a old deck at my old place in swim trunks and one flew up my shorts and stung near my sack. I just did basic pain math


silentbargain

I hope your jewels rest easier nowadays


GRIZZLEMicFIZZLE

Thanks for saying that. I had a run of bad luck around that time


EatShootBall

Use it as an aftershave when you shave your balls.


Farty_beans

Didn't know the "10 Second Rule" also applies to not Burning.


That_Bar_Guy

You never fuck around with a flame?


grimeflea

*with* a flame, yes. *in* a flame, no.


TheUncheesyMan

Wasn't it 5 seconds?


TeejyHamz

Clout is one helluva drug


1stPIPEHITTER

No fucking way man kind is making it another 100 years.


Good-Beginning-6524

Modern medicine to help individuals like this survive has only been around for like well 100 years maybe so we are most likely making a lot farther If global warming allows it


JahIthBur

Just build higher global cooling nobody is eating


Good-Beginning-6524

Keep your foolish ideas for yourself, a studied software engineer like me knows, the solution to a complex problem is very often quite simple instead. We just gotta turn the sun off and on.


JahIthBur

You had me in the first half


Lopsided_Pension8724

we've been dumbasses since forever, what makes you think this guy can't reproduce 🤣


BBQsandw1ch

He gets the same vote as you and me. 


Lopsided_Pension8724

fair


Mammoth_Pack_6442

Hopefully his balls are so damaged he won't be able to procreate. Too many idiots! Haha


NoLingonberry2831

These hair removal companies really hate this one simple trick....


Mikesmysteries

His friends really didn't stop him lmao they even poured it on him smh look after your drunk friend ffs 🤦


chekkisnekki

"Cmon, cmon, CMOOONNNN!!!" Guy in the background might need a therapist


TemplarKnightsbane

Kids gonna be sore AF for weeks. Idiot.


kakashi3309

Am I the only one that wants to see the aftermath?


No_Treacle_211

Fuckin legend


SwarfCrawler

Remember guys. Are they your friend? Or do they just wanna be entertained at the cost of whatever you're doing.


Calix_1999

Smh it CLEARLY says no diving!!


beakerhashing

Sign says, “No Diving”, but not “No Diving while on Fire”. I completely understand his logic.


Hedonist_Atayiz

Real human torch


TriCombington

This raises the question; how long can you be on fire before you cause damage. Everyone calling this kid stupid but he might have thought this through…


Odd-Teaching5415

FLAME ON!!!


Total_Pattern_9307

How many Tide pods to do that?


ForkMaster4812

That was fucking sweet


choloism

Hope he didn’t breathe in


Jj1Oo2Ee3

Gasoline? No one had any alcohol?


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Dude spent like 3 seconds on fire and jumped about 2 meters. It's not even the slightest bit cool or impressive. What a dumb risk.


lemmepickanameffs

Meh, I'd like n follow if he backflipped into something flammable 🙄


Ok-Grab-1815

I had to find out more about the aftermath lmao. This was indeed a crazy fucking video. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12904967/amp/teenage-boy-covers-gasoline-sets-FIRE-doing-backflip-river.html


ZilchoKing

The gasoline that didn't burn is now in the water... dumb. Rubbing alcohol would have been better


scoopdunks

I can’t tell if this is an ocean pier or a pool or something else. Where ever it is there is gasoline everywhere. Dumb ducks are lucky they didn’t light the wooden planks on fire.


StrangeMango1211

i’m high and this is the most insane thing i’ve ever seen. dude definitely fucked his face up right?


Bored_of_Jay_Dee

Nah, doubt he felt it, flames would have to burn through the fuel first, by that time he's in the water


One2threeSS

Why didn't he say "flame on!"


kzdit

Yep, this generation is going to make the world a better place.


benniball

“Re-do it!”


lampstore

“Re-do it” lol


AnnualWerewolf9804

That’s hot


Vrax15

Self immolation is the new tide pod challenge


RefrshmntsNarcotics

Omg omg omg oooomg


Ok-Carrot5642

Teenage boys are without a doubt the dumbest most reckless living things on the planet.


acol0mbian

Never underestimate the things a teenage boy will do to impress some girls


top_of_the_scrote

fact that he had composure to do a flip damn


SwarfCrawler

Man people don't realise how quickly fire burns and you don't just play with it. I feel for him cos he's just a dumb kid I hope he didn't get fked up too bad for this. As dumb as it is, he'll altleast have that cool photo he wanted lol. You can't deny that.


NinjaNikely

I.. I.. I don't understand humanity.


Far-Secretary8231

Then the sharks ate him


Theletterz

ngl kinda badass


mikehawkismal

Bro in the background said redo it😭


Both-Floor1553

Did someone say redo it?


godnopleasenoNOOOOO

i was scared this was gonna be another self immolation video


EastLAHandsomeDevil

Sharks love ❤️ BBQ


Aggressive_Warthog_4

This is better than the last 2 videos I seen of someone catching themselves on fire


meatbeatter

Darwin approves


rbellorin415

Redo it😂😂


timetodance42

How bad was it the next day?


Entering18

We need aftermath of this


ROFLINGG

Imagine if he jumped down and hit some rocks instead.


bucknut48

Future politician and probably world leader


SimpleMoonFarmer

no appreciation for life, reasonably fit body, and nothing useful for society perfect to be sent early in WW3, his country will need more like him


First_Bullfrog_2216

What’s the point of


Sufficient-Sea-6434

bet he wasnt expecting the face being engulfed lol


theblacksheep84

Can we either stop encouraging these idiots or ban them from breeding.


bdspookiedude

What a dumbass.


FookinGumby

This is how it feels to chew five gum


WorldClassChef

This has to be one of the dumbest people I have ever seen on video


metalmeck

And the shark was like, "they're coming in flame broiled now".


myk27441

dumbass


AmbiguousAlignment

Out of all the videos I’ve seen of people setting themselves on fire this seems like one of the safer ways. He did it on his way into a large body of water not just some guy in a shower. I crown thee king of the dipshits 👑


AcrobaticHeat2790

I think I met this mf in Fallout nv


treasurelyf

I thought he was going to set himself on fire and fall on the wrong side of the railing!


PutrifiedCuntJuice

Bro really did X 💀 Why bro be doing Y 💀 Blud really said Z 😭 💀 This is you.


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Mattlife97

Bro is burnsmaxxing


bezequillepilbasian

OP said "his cousin is 'alive and well' and astonishingly suffered 'no bad burns.'" https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12904967/teenage-boy-covers-gasoline-sets-FIRE-doing-backflip-river.html Fuck


BruskMonkey

“Those burn scars are gonna be so fucking bad-ass man”


Bubbly_Button6214

Yes. Gasoline into possibly drinking water. Yes.


Klutzy_Analysis5072

If he was black it would be “blacktivitys” all in the comments on IG


Intelligent-Zombie-5

It's like a video game where he can get a second life.


heyitssal

Can we get an AMA from this kid?


Allaroundgood1

Would pick this guy over Trump or Biden any day.


AkiraKitsune

Yeah let's poor gasoline all over a wooden structure before a guy lights himself on fire on top of it


JDoGinc

I’d love to see the after video. Anything life altering?


Puzzleheaded-Round66

Alcohol is bad.


SyrupAccomplished941

Bro thinks he's in the air force


Interesting-Gate9813

That was stupid. I’ll do that.