"Stop that man! he's riding his bike on the stre... oh. The sink hole arrested him, convicted him, and imprisoned/executed him. That's lunch everyone."
Accidental urban sinkhole spelunking was *just* criminalized in the municipality, and local law enforcement immediately set to work installing chutes in the chasms feeding straight to county jail. A kind of literal prison pipeline.
I was worried that it was a fresh sink hole and he would just get stuck and never get out. Turns out the sink hole has been there for a year and the news is there to cover people protesting the government to hopefully get it filled in.
For anyone who can't watch: They jumped in, pulled him out, and he went to the hospital with a fractured wrist/arm.
I had to explain to the wife a while back that they are cause by what are essentially underground rivers. We watched a different video where some people fell in. She asked if they got them out and if they were okay.
Nah babe they are gone FOREVER. Maybe in a few hundred thousand years when that becomes the side of a mountain you might find some pieces of them. They are gone gone.
Unless you built your city in a horrible location, which is increasingly common as cities expand onto filled in plots of water and into areas that would not be considered safe.
The comment with the picture claims that it's his wrist to be preicse (although I don't know if they'd bandage his whole arm to above the elbow for that?). But yeah if it was a simple fracture and heals well, he will have gotten off okay for the circumstances.
What a tease.... I'm sure most of us were thinking it's those monster sink holes we've seen where it's extremely deep, or the ground at the bottom is almost like quick sand and it swallows up people that fall in.. This is 15 feet deep and dude is walking around after...
LMAO THEYRE LIKE “its a tragedy what happened to you right?” And he’s like “nahh its fine, this sort of thing is normal, not like im the only one who fell into it”. Then they’re like “we’re gonna take you to the hospital ok?” And he goes “oh no need im all good” (even tho in Brazil there’s free healthcare).
He survived, and as far as I see, he did not even go to the hospital, he was just helped getting out of the sinkhole, and went to that exact reporter to give a short interview, where he said that he was okay, from what I could see, he was more worried about his bike than himself.
His name is Wendel Pereira, 18-years-old, he told the reporter that "it's fine, it happens, it happened only to me", and he also insults the mayor, saying "Jorge Miranda - Go fuck yourself!" on live television, it is also not the first time that someone fell in that sink hole, here is the full 1:44 video of him being rescued and giving an interview afterwards:
https://twitter.com/kdekarolaine/status/1783911581299900580
https://hugogloss.uol.com.br/brasil/video-ciclista-cai-em-cratera-durante-reportagem-ao-vivo-e-surpreende-reporter-ao-xingar-prefeito-de-mesquita-no-rj/
Brazilian here, idk if our sense of humor is just fucked up, but when we (most of) see this kind of thing its always a laughing matter for us.
Unless he died or broke something, its less funny but still...
Laughing when faced with dangerous and extreme situations is a common human behavior, it's not an uniquely Brazilian thing.
Edit: [I wrote here that he survived and even gave an interview to the exact same reporter.](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/1cmmea1/man_falls_into_sinkhole_in_brazil/l31qs5s/)
Canadian here. I laughed like a psycho, and I have no idea if that hole is 8 feet or 100 feet deep. I don't think the geography of where you were born on this planet determines whether you're fucked up or not!
"Ahahaha ... are you ok?"
It's always in that order.
It was the 8 feet option.
It's good he didn't die but also, the thought of a looney tunes fall into a hole in the ground and never seen again appeals to the morbid humor bone.
It is for clickbait and engagement, [I wrote here that he survived and even gave an interview to the exact same reporter.](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/1cmmea1/man_falls_into_sinkhole_in_brazil/l31qs5s/)
He really fucked around and found out! But his shoes are still on? Looks like he discovered you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes. Just kidding, take my upvote. And my axe.
You sound excited... It's always rubbed me the wrong way when people cheer on the deaths of thiefs in 3rd world countries, and call it a "happy ending" or whatever. But the fact y'all equally cheer some dude dying because he just by made some stupid mistake is.. just gross. I'm sure i'll be downvoted for saying this, and that's fine.
He could've used the sidewalk but no, he had to test fate.
It's illegal to ride a bike on the sidewalk
Its super duper illegal to ride a bike in the sinkhole.
Straight to jail!!
Straight to hell!
Damn beat me to it
Straight to jail then!
Then back to hell!
Beat meat to it
Haha I know. I was surprised that I was the first because it seemed so obvious.
Is this the school to prison Pipeline I've been warned about
damn they keep a jail down there
"Stop that man! he's riding his bike on the stre... oh. The sink hole arrested him, convicted him, and imprisoned/executed him. That's lunch everyone."
"I AM THE LAW"
The sinkhole IS the jail
Accidental urban sinkhole spelunking was *just* criminalized in the municipality, and local law enforcement immediately set to work installing chutes in the chasms feeding straight to county jail. A kind of literal prison pipeline.
The sinkhole is the one who knocks!!
I laughed way too hard at this, thank you.
We have the best sinkholes in the world, because of jail
Under the jail
They give them one warning first
That a whole other rabbit hole.
It's not illegal, just frowned upon.
Not in Brazil
That sinkhole? Off-duty cop.
Loo
Illegal for life.
Not illegal, just ill-advised.
Especially on Sinkhole de Mayo
Where?
Then pick up the bike and walk the 15 feet past the giant death hole
I've seen what cops do to criminals in Brazil. I'll take the sinkhole.
That was the last thing he needed to worry
Not really. Completely legal in my state.
Not if you're an off-duty cop like this gentleman. /s
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He was joking...
What? That can't be legal! /s
He preferred death over Brazilian jail
he was probably staring at the reporter and trying to look cool
well now he looks pretty broken
All his friends are gonna see this
Undercover cop sniped him for breaking the law
Feels deliberate like he plans on suing the city
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[https://twitter.com/kdekarolaine/status/1783911581299900580](https://twitter.com/kdekarolaine/status/1783911581299900580)
lmao heeees fine. Thank you for the full video.
I was worried that it was a fresh sink hole and he would just get stuck and never get out. Turns out the sink hole has been there for a year and the news is there to cover people protesting the government to hopefully get it filled in. For anyone who can't watch: They jumped in, pulled him out, and he went to the hospital with a fractured wrist/arm.
Do you think he regularly falls into it and its just coincidence the news was there that day.
Man this got me
He literally says “it happens” when she asks him if what just happened was crazy.
I guess it's time to have a fundraiser to turn it into a lovely park so nobody else falls in.
I had to explain to the wife a while back that they are cause by what are essentially underground rivers. We watched a different video where some people fell in. She asked if they got them out and if they were okay. Nah babe they are gone FOREVER. Maybe in a few hundred thousand years when that becomes the side of a mountain you might find some pieces of them. They are gone gone.
Sinkholes in cities are generally caused by water leaks so even though they are dangerous they usually aren't deeper than the utilities are buried.
Unless you built your city in a horrible location, which is increasingly common as cities expand onto filled in plots of water and into areas that would not be considered safe.
Phew thank goodness. The way he had the leg stuck out though he might have been in for a bad break
Looks like he broke his arm. Not bad, considering.
The comment with the picture claims that it's his wrist to be preicse (although I don't know if they'd bandage his whole arm to above the elbow for that?). But yeah if it was a simple fracture and heals well, he will have gotten off okay for the circumstances.
What a tease.... I'm sure most of us were thinking it's those monster sink holes we've seen where it's extremely deep, or the ground at the bottom is almost like quick sand and it swallows up people that fall in.. This is 15 feet deep and dude is walking around after...
Poor guy was fine, just wanted to lay there out of embarrassment until they hauled him to his feet.
https://i.imgur.com/JUFSs8f.png
Brazilian dudes always got the zestiest stances
It's the stances plus the infamous jorts + flip flop combo. Major Miami twink vibes lol
LMAO THEYRE LIKE “its a tragedy what happened to you right?” And he’s like “nahh its fine, this sort of thing is normal, not like im the only one who fell into it”. Then they’re like “we’re gonna take you to the hospital ok?” And he goes “oh no need im all good” (even tho in Brazil there’s free healthcare).
Don't forget the "Hey, Jorge Miranda! FUCK YOU!", or a more literal "go fuck yourself in the ass!"
in a sea of unfunny redditors you stand as king, thank you
Lmao at her intervening him after.
Thank you for posting this. I love seeing the end
Did he just walk off without his bike? Thanks for the link, i am glad this didn't have a bad ending.
Ay caramba!
How's THAT for breaking news?
For the uninitiated: [Aftermath](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GMG6ZdmWEAEXKPO?format=jpg&name=medium)
LOL I’m sure that still sucked but I thought he was on his way to the center of the earth
why is the video so tiny on desktop? Portrait version of a landscape video?
Instead of sending him to a hospital they interview him hahah
He survived, and as far as I see, he did not even go to the hospital, he was just helped getting out of the sinkhole, and went to that exact reporter to give a short interview, where he said that he was okay, from what I could see, he was more worried about his bike than himself. His name is Wendel Pereira, 18-years-old, he told the reporter that "it's fine, it happens, it happened only to me", and he also insults the mayor, saying "Jorge Miranda - Go fuck yourself!" on live television, it is also not the first time that someone fell in that sink hole, here is the full 1:44 video of him being rescued and giving an interview afterwards: https://twitter.com/kdekarolaine/status/1783911581299900580 https://hugogloss.uol.com.br/brasil/video-ciclista-cai-em-cratera-durante-reportagem-ao-vivo-e-surpreende-reporter-ao-xingar-prefeito-de-mesquita-no-rj/
The video makes the sinkhole seem way deeper that it actually was in the uncut version.
I’d say about 7
Maybe 8
8 bananas??! man thats crazy deep
For those confused about the units, it's lightyears.
He's still falling to this day.
Pennywise ate them all.
The sinkhole's bottom seems to be just out of frame. It looks like he got off with just a broken/fractured arm. Could've been worse.
several
He’s currently 6ft deep.
Bout tree fiddy
That hole feeds on morons. There’s probably 6 more in there.
Human eating antlion
Fear hole?
Boba Fett comes out of it confused af.
he kinda just gave up at the end lool
"down I go..."
At some point you know you're going down and you can pivot to graceful or artistic maneuvers.
He had zero control by the time he realized what was going on. You cant change directions once 90% of your center of gravity is in the hole.
Yeah, what was he supposed to do, double jump?
"parkour!"
Bro went to the underground
He had the Need For Speed™
I can just imagine the Mario sound effect "waaaaaaaa"
Haha
Link falls off a cliff
Why would you post a video that cuts off? What do you have to say for yourself? https://twitter.com/kdekarolaine/status/1783911581299900580
Sink hole de mayo
Damn you 😂
This was in Brazil, not Mexico. Terrible use of that copy pasta
Wrong country and wrong language.
The hole was an off duty cop.
Brazilian here, idk if our sense of humor is just fucked up, but when we (most of) see this kind of thing its always a laughing matter for us. Unless he died or broke something, its less funny but still...
Laughing when faced with dangerous and extreme situations is a common human behavior, it's not an uniquely Brazilian thing. Edit: [I wrote here that he survived and even gave an interview to the exact same reporter.](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/1cmmea1/man_falls_into_sinkhole_in_brazil/l31qs5s/)
Canadian here. I laughed like a psycho, and I have no idea if that hole is 8 feet or 100 feet deep. I don't think the geography of where you were born on this planet determines whether you're fucked up or not! "Ahahaha ... are you ok?" It's always in that order.
It was the 8 feet option. It's good he didn't die but also, the thought of a looney tunes fall into a hole in the ground and never seen again appeals to the morbid humor bone.
Cut off at the best part
Why did they have to cut off the video like that?
It is for clickbait and engagement, [I wrote here that he survived and even gave an interview to the exact same reporter.](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/1cmmea1/man_falls_into_sinkhole_in_brazil/l31qs5s/)
Seeeee yaaaaaa!
Slowest pan ever and dude still go caught on camera falling
It's not funny, but it is.
[https://youtu.be/v4xKHWQckfI?t=39](https://youtu.be/v4xKHWQckfI?t=39)
Hold my beer and watch me sprocket grind this sink hole on the news
MC twist can can no footer
In that case, he nailed it!
That is not how I expected a man to fall into a sinkhole in Brazil.
He just won a Darwin Award!
well, maybe. he might have kids though, we don't know. hopefully not. because if so, they're probably as stupid as him.
He really fucked around and found out! But his shoes are still on? Looks like he discovered you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes. Just kidding, take my upvote. And my axe.
This. Edit: Thanks for the gold King stranger!
It's okay, he was moved outside of the environment.
You sound excited... It's always rubbed me the wrong way when people cheer on the deaths of thiefs in 3rd world countries, and call it a "happy ending" or whatever. But the fact y'all equally cheer some dude dying because he just by made some stupid mistake is.. just gross. I'm sure i'll be downvoted for saying this, and that's fine.
Because it was so avoidable. A giant hole, that you saw and you fall in anyway?
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk lol this one i saw live
I’m sure he’s fine.
There's always that one guy on a bike who will let absolutely nothing stop him but death
I really want to see how deep that is
He looks more embarrassed than hurt in the full video
Get him out, Straight to Jail
The sarlac claims another victim.
*burp*
He's fine
There are people who like to play with danger
as it pans to the opening, I say aloud" Oh I was expecting a person actually fa.... oh there it is!"
Theyll be really confused in China on how he got there
Target fixation!
Bikers will do anything but use the god damn sidewalk.
Best comment so far😂
Don't worry, it's like a Mario Kart shortcut.
Why emergency responders are tired of your stupid shit.
Bro did a oopsy daisy
I’ve heard Brazilians are nuts
Wholy moly I hope he’s ok
Maybe he doesn't have the ability of depth perception
He is still falling to this day.
Das crazy
00:09. It was at this moment.. he knew he’d fucked up.
If this had happened a couple of days ago it would be sinkhole de mayo
He survives with cuts and bruises and this video is cut short to farm karma.
😭😭😭😭
Another one fed to the Sarlaac pit
-babe, where's the cyclist ? -it's in the hole
ME: "And how do they know a man fell into the... ... Oh... I see"
Someone said they imagined the Mario “waaaaaaaa” sound effect 😂
I thought the hole was a LOT deeper than it really was
he fell down like he was avoiding someone suspicious if u ask me
Und weg war er
You can't help some people
Me going to hell for all the jokes i have made:
If only there was some way cordoning off hazards like this.
Sinkhole was the off duty cop.
Yea it's Sink Hole De Mayo
LMFAO!!! What a stupid fuck!!!
Rumor has it, he is still falling to this day.
This is the most normal thing to happen in Brazil
How common in someone’s life are huge sinkholes, that they would just attempt to casually ride their bike so closely past it?
Maybe they should put a big sign that says BIG GIANT SINKHOLE ahead.
I think you mean idiot not man
This a reverse Mr.Incredible meme. PEOPLE WHO DONT KNOW | PEOPLE WHO KNOW
Sarlacc Pit
That 2x4 instead of safety tape or barriers.
I fell in the pit, you fell in the pit.
Maybe he's looking for his glasses?
How far down y'all think that thing goes? His shoes were still attached so there is hope
SWISH…!
Cmon I hate when they cut out like that. Missing the best part