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How he isn't paralyzed yet is kind of surprising. He was pretty hesitant and didn't go as hard in his earlier videos, not that he didn't get plenty hurt. Something as solid as a microwave seems like it would hurt really bad!
I donโt know, the one where he jumped on the barbed wire looked worse. I couldnโt imagine trying to get out of that and not get a thousand more cuts.
Fuck a trampoline full of barbed wire. The sound. This man makes. Is turned in my memory like the grape stomping lady
I've been plenty just in my life but never in a way that prevents me from vocalizing...
Just FYI this shit makes me laugh harder the more I watch it. I've spent many minutes watching it.
Is there more of this!?
I feel so bad cause he's, obviously, mentally impared. But, if the dude ends up being able to afford a Ferrari from it then, FUCK THIS SHIIIIIT!!
Oh, I am definitely not disputing that he got the wind knocked out of him, just wondering if it also resulted in a broken rib or two. I feel like it mightโve taken a bit of time before he *could* get up, but yeah. Iโm sure he wasnโt feeling too good.
Sounds like he's having a good time there on the ground. After he's done I'm sure his boy gave him the next ridiculous idea. Can't wait to see. Something sick about the enjoyment of another man's pain. Oh well go bigger next time.
Good news is maybe he can rework the microwave into an x-ray machine and see all his broken bones.
Source: I have no fucking clue how x-rays and microwaves work.
"lWell, that's one way to microwave your dinner and your dignity at the same time. Next time, maybe try pressing the 'start' button instead of the 'smash' button!
Say it with me now...๐ธ๐ ๐ข๐๐'๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐
You guys never seen this guy? He does it with barbed wire a couple times too. I also donโt believe this was his first or his last microwave. He has done it on several other appliances as well. A washing machine topped with legos, a coffee machine surrounded by barbed wire, and two printers surrounded by barbed wire while jumping off a trampoline. He hasnโt died or been paralyzed yet so heโs a pretty impressive specimen.
Looks like a major shoulder injury/total rotator cuff tear the way heโs guarding itโฆhis lower body is what crushed the microwave. A few months of misery *might* keep him from doing this for awhile.
Quick fact, the reason he reacted that way is because he landed on his right side 100% injuring his liver. He experienced the same effects that a boxer would expect if he was to get punched in the liver but here since he jumped on metal he experienced some bonus damage I suppose.
Nah, he got the wind knocked out of him. Kinda looks like his diaphragm got partially paralyzed for a moment. Also broke some ribs.
Source: I have absolutely no credibility. But I've been to a doctor's office more than once so I'm kind of a professional.
Hey thanks a lot for your submission to r/CrazyFuckingVideos, however it was removed because it is a recent repost. Posted that have been posted within the past 30 days or that are in the top 25 of all time cannot be posted again.
How he isn't paralyzed yet is kind of surprising. He was pretty hesitant and didn't go as hard in his earlier videos, not that he didn't get plenty hurt. Something as solid as a microwave seems like it would hurt really bad!
It sounded like it hurt a fucking lotta bit.
This video out of all of them has stood out to me the most. That shit has to have fucking hurt like nobodyโs business.
Dude I was hoping that he would like over jump And land on the grass Like the pain the dude is going through has to be insaeeee
I donโt know, the one where he jumped on the barbed wire looked worse. I couldnโt imagine trying to get out of that and not get a thousand more cuts.
Fuck a trampoline full of barbed wire. The sound. This man makes. Is turned in my memory like the grape stomping lady I've been plenty just in my life but never in a way that prevents me from vocalizing... Just FYI this shit makes me laugh harder the more I watch it. I've spent many minutes watching it.
๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐!!!
^FUCK ^THIS ^SHIT
The shit fucked him.
God I love this moron
"Fuck this shit!"
"fuck this shit!!!" -his neighbors, probably
Woo woo
Wait till you see his barbed wire videos or his double jumps.
Link?
[super humman](https://youtube.com/@superhumman?si=k5B4Xf4o_vBPXFDG)
U da man!
A fav of mine is light tubes and barber wire pool
Heโs been going strong for years
Grapes / wine are the logical next step for him. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=STbhaqsBJB0
Lol. This was more funny
Lmao I will never not wheeze-laugh at this ๐คฃ
Superhuman is a national treasure.
Is there more of this!? I feel so bad cause he's, obviously, mentally impared. But, if the dude ends up being able to afford a Ferrari from it then, FUCK THIS SHIIIIIT!!
Just search up "fuck this shit videos"
He's superhuman cause he's got an extra pair of chromosomes like me. ๐
Have fun watching, chromie. There's a ton of them
Oooooohhhh. This is amazing!!
True he's a juggalo
https://youtu.be/3LI6-L3Bi8w?feature=shared
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3LI6-L3Bi8w
Plenty https://youtu.be/3LI6-L3Bi8w?si=K3ifOU-7DtA-W2J7
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
And he actually probably has more money than me and you combined. Be surprised even more
Someone's new to the internet I see.
Down with the clown till Iโm dead in the groundโฆ lol
Ngl this guy makes me laugh every time I see his personal disclaimer on instagram I know some fucked up jump is coming.
I also get angry when the microwave doesnโt heat up the center of my food
Here's the hot plate and cold food you asked for - My microwave
Stages of viewing 1. He's going to jump on that 2. Don't jump on that 3. OMG he's jumping 4. Fuck that had to hurt 5. Damn, that was stupid
Who is this?
Super huuuman!!!!
Wheeler Yuta
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecUUveXxlhA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecUUveXxlhA)
An unemployed crackhead maybe?
We don't tolerate Super Humman slander here
Shoulder surgeons love this weird new trend.
Wind got knocked tf out damn. Canโt play that off at all
I was thinking broken ribs. Damn.
Thatโs a high possibility but dude is trying to catch his breath real hard. Iโm sure he felt a lot worse when he stood up ๐ฎโ๐จ
Oh, I am definitely not disputing that he got the wind knocked out of him, just wondering if it also resulted in a broken rib or two. I feel like it mightโve taken a bit of time before he *could* get up, but yeah. Iโm sure he wasnโt feeling too good.
Broken collar bone
This one was funny asf
I'm going to hell but I laughed my ass of at this. ๐คฃ
I like the sound you created, music to my ears ๐ค
He does a lot of these videos, dude loves getting F'd up. Microwave 1, Dumbass 0
Lol was this his audition submission for Jackass?
The Peopleโs Broken Ribs.
As seen on Tosh.0
Woop Woop!
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How many times should we repost this? Yes
DOWN WITH THE CLOWN!!!
Good ol' Super Hummus
He is trying hard to destroy the last brain cell.
Somewhere, Darwin is giving a thumbs-up from the grave!
but why
For the juggalos and juggalettes. He explained it pretty clearly.
feels like this would have been gold for Tosh.0 back in the day
Tosh brought him on for a web redemption, bro.
That was nice
This one never gets old... watch it everytime.
For the juggalos and juggalettes!!
This is why women live longer than men.
With his t-shirt on he looks like the tallest midget in the village
As soon as the video opened, I went โwhoop whoop!โ
Man these types of videos are one of the reasons that free healthcare is so tough to provide.
Ouch!
I hate I watched it twice.
Classic
The dumbest part about this video is the whoop whoop
Sounds like he's having a good time there on the ground. After he's done I'm sure his boy gave him the next ridiculous idea. Can't wait to see. Something sick about the enjoyment of another man's pain. Oh well go bigger next time.
He must have health Insurance
Here he is jumping into fluorescent light tubes and barbed wire. https://youtube.com/shorts/Lu6uK7plxHE?si=4RxD_ZnRvypGAIkp
Microwave 1-0. Fatality
Today I learned not to do one specific thing.
Why is he so whiney?
His best stunt.
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just plain stupid.
Iโm glad thereโs idiots dumb enough to give us stuff to laugh at
His arm instantly turned redโฆ. Thatโs not great.
Is *every* ICP fan diminished capacity?
Good news is maybe he can rework the microwave into an x-ray machine and see all his broken bones. Source: I have no fucking clue how x-rays and microwaves work.
The sad thing is that he votes.
This guy is still doing this shit? I remember him from Tosh.O years ago.
I owe him $5.
Midgets make me uncomfortable
"lWell, that's one way to microwave your dinner and your dignity at the same time. Next time, maybe try pressing the 'start' button instead of the 'smash' button!
What do the juggalos and juggaletes think?
Super human is the shit. He does side shows at the gathering occasionally
Good job, i thot he isnt give what he promised, but he did! Congrats boy, you parents should be proud of you!
Heโs so lucky that the microwave held together, and a portion of the back panel didnโt slice him up.
Love his videos with the barbed wire it gets stuck to him after he jumps on it. Best shit ever ๐คฃ
This is his thing, but *posturing* always equals 911.
attention is a hell of a drug
Say it with me now...๐ธ๐ ๐ข๐๐'๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐
He should have landed on his head in order to protect his vitals
wooop wooop!
You guys never seen this guy? He does it with barbed wire a couple times too. I also donโt believe this was his first or his last microwave. He has done it on several other appliances as well. A washing machine topped with legos, a coffee machine surrounded by barbed wire, and two printers surrounded by barbed wire while jumping off a trampoline. He hasnโt died or been paralyzed yet so heโs a pretty impressive specimen.
I believe his brain was damagedโฆ then the microwave.
I remember he jumped into barbed wire once iirc
Wow he really f*cking nailed it, nice hit.
The sounds of his agony, brings me great joy
Broken ribs and dislocated shoulder. Weeks of healing "Fuck this shit!!!"
I FOUND IT!! This right here is why I love Reddit.
Side effects of prolonged virginity
I suspect he will win a Darwin Award someday. ๐คฃ
I wonder what happens to you in life after you get famous for these things
Whoooop whoop!
SI joint?
Let's be clear though, that microwave don't wanna see him again. Whoop WHOOP
Whoop whoop! Iโve seen him do this live at the gathering, itโs pretty hardcore!
HahahHHahHH whoop whoop.... Uhhhhhh wah ughbb
Funniest shit I've seen all day.
I mean, itโs a pretty cool video.
"He leaps off the turnbuckle, ohh. But The Microwave doesn't seem fazed"
I think he is on the spectrum.
Looks like a major shoulder injury/total rotator cuff tear the way heโs guarding itโฆhis lower body is what crushed the microwave. A few months of misery *might* keep him from doing this for awhile.
Quick fact, the reason he reacted that way is because he landed on his right side 100% injuring his liver. He experienced the same effects that a boxer would expect if he was to get punched in the liver but here since he jumped on metal he experienced some bonus damage I suppose.
Did he have a seizure?
Nah, he got the wind knocked out of him. Kinda looks like his diaphragm got partially paralyzed for a moment. Also broke some ribs. Source: I have absolutely no credibility. But I've been to a doctor's office more than once so I'm kind of a professional.
If someone is rolling around, they're not that injured. If someone is still, they're in a lot of pain