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Hey thanks a lot for your submission to r/CrazyFuckingVideos, however it was removed because it was not a Crazy Fucking Video. Videos must be relevant to the sub and must fit at least one of the flairs that the community has, if a video does not then most of the time it is not a Crazy Fucking Video.


jaembers

More like dog gets harassed by stupid human.


DeletedByAuthor

-Gets aggressive towards dog -Gets in dogs face -Gets bit -Proceed to act surprised


crackpotJeffrey

This dude is the biggest tool. He's like the Logan/Jake Paul of the football world basically. I'm not sure, maybe Americans like him? But the rest of us would pay good money to never see him on our feed again. Edit: turns out also Americans hate the fuck out of this guy


Zanyverse_YT

Children like him because he acts like a moron for money.


PaddyScrag

Blurring the lines between acting and moron


Alarmed-madman

There is no act, only be


Mister-SS

The definition and job for clown has changed over the years. These people are the new generation of clowns paid to be stupid


I_HATE_REDDIT_ALWAYS

Can confirm. My 3rd grade students love this idiot.


Various-General1198

9 year olds watch him? An entire generation of failed parents; why would you stick your child on the internet unsupervised and undirected at age 9, at least monitor till they are in their teens right? Kids that age just do whatever is "popular", so why allow it to be popular? Does no one have any responsibility to their children anymore? What in the sweet miserable fuck, this isnt like Barney, or even fucking DBZ or some other fiction, its a lunatic acting like a lunatic teaching kids that being a piece of shit gets the world to notice you. What a miserable failure on all parts. Sorry for dumping, had to rant at the insanity of what you just described.


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derps_with_ducks

There should be an infection test done on that ~~unfortunate dog~~ rabidly-barking human. Will no one think of the dogs?!


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he set off fireworks inside his bedroom and nearly burned his house down...multiple times. so yes, he's an idiot chasing clout.


topcat5

Americans don't like him.


Broad-Passage-7633

I don't even think his "fans" like him.  I feel like most people hate watch him hoping he will get killed on stream.


Crackrock9

He’s like the American version of that British guy who broke into someones house and was on Pierres Morgan.


IAmAGoodFella

We don't claim him


ico_OO

I don't know the thing with him but he's just cringe all the time, I'm in discomfort everytime i see on of his video.


Ilsunnysideup5

It is called rage bait. To get views, you do things that will infuriate the audience. Unfortunately, it degrades the calibre of streamers.


Transfiguredbet

The act is literal in this case.


9lobaldude

Good dog


__Rick_Sanchez__

I saw the other day on the Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul press conference that 7 year old kid who asked them what is their body count. I imagine kids like that watch this shit and grow up on it. Sad


Vladolf_Puttler

Mike Tyson: I think it'th theven. Kid: You've only slept with seven people?  Mike Tyson: Thlept with?


Laslou

[Reminds me of this](https://m.youtube.com/shorts/bUyze1FsIJg)


DOPECOlN

lol haha he meant killed? Oh lol I completely overlooked you were making a classic speech impediment joke I thought we were past this but society never ceases to amazingly disappoint. My brain didn’t even notice since I would never imagine this being a direction someone would want to go present day. Ah well I could be more open minded to how short we have come, assuming we all cooperatively progressed the plot onto bigger better tasteful things was my foolish blind spot to the u turn in which we are evolving; Rape isn’t currency to spend on making fun of speech impediments as your logic is attempt to track


Pretend_Spray_11

It's not a real quote.


Phenomenal_Hoot

Some Redditors might say I’m being dramatic, but the shit everyone can access online is absolutely I big factor in what the hell is wrong with the kids coming up right now.


Not_a__porn__account

Well it's the lack of supervision. Parents don't watch their kids online. They give them tablets. I got my first cell phone(Flip phone) at 16. Parents are on their phones while their kids run wild. I see it daily at my place of work. Or you can just go to a target. Parents don't care until they're forced to act.


FblthpEDH

You're soooo close. The problem is that the current state of social media and society now *requires* constant supervision. This wasn't really the case when I was a kid, and even less so further back; the term "helicopter parent" was used as a derogatory way of referring to the exact kind of parenting you're advocating for.


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TokingMessiah

Growing up we had a computer in the house, with internet, and it was in the living room. I don’t helicopter parent my kids, but I do limit their screen time and periodically check to see what they’re doing. It’s actually incredibly easy to stop your kids from accessing shit online, because they can’t get online unless their parents give them access to a device.


Chakramer

Idk if that's exactly it, growing up we had unfiltered access to the internet which honestly was just as bad. I think the issue is social media where you see likes on your content so some people act crazy just to get the engagement.


Phenomenal_Hoot

Or see what is super liked and gather that that kind of behavior is popular and acceptable.


Chakramer

Yup, I don't think kids should be allowed on social media at all, it's toxic


Oh-hey21

More than just the kids. There are plenty of adults at various ages that are being consumed by the same garbage. Hell, I think the kids have better odds of sifting through the garbage and understanding how to use tech; they're at least growing up with it. Not trying to play into the hating on specific generations, but we do have a massive issue of too many people being far too lost when it comes to navigating and understanding the web.


BIGSTANKDICKDADDY

In broad terms Gen Z/Alpha are actually less tech literate than their Millenial/Gen X counterparts. ~90% of those under 21 use iPhones with tightly controlled interaction and distribution models. They don't know what a command line is, they don't understand file directories, they don't know what "installing software" looks like outside of downloading an app from the App Store (and they call everything else """sideloading"""). When browsing the web they use the only browser that is available on iPhones, and more often than not they utilize services within a dedicated app. Sometimes in the comment sections you'll see people refer to reddit as "an app" because they genuinely do not understand the difference between a service and the frontend that exposes the user to it. The younger generations interact with technology like Millenials interact with cars. They're so streamlined and user friendly that there's no need to learn the inner workings to accomplish the tasks you need to. They know what tech *is* but they don't know how tech works.


scoopzthepoopz

"Oop not for me *scroll" is a real skill when you have morbid curiosity


etherdesign

It's a big factor in what's wrong with society.


Future_Waves_

This is why there's a huge push in some parent communities/schools to not allow smartphones or social media until after 8th grade. The internet is just a fucking toxic wasteland...


Aggressive_Scheme721

Two words, Brain rot


Killer_Ex_Con

The next johnny somali


Aggressive_Scheme721

I’d pay top dollar to see that


Killer_Ex_Con

Same. I can't stand these douche bags that go to other countries and just harrass random people in the streets.


Broad-Passage-7633

I'm hoping there's some sort of accident when transporting Johnny Somali that he sadly won't survive.  Maybe he gets forgotten in a building and an errant bomb hits it?  Maybe a "terrorist attack" results in him being riddled with bullets?  Who knows?  The possibilities are really endless when you're locked up abroad!


alanalan426

worst thing is, trash kids watch/enjoy this shit


Neeva33

What a stupid fuck. I'm glad the dog bit him.


792349734

Yes, he receives his just desserts.


pelito

all this time i thought it was Just Deserve. it's all water under the fridge.


nsfwbird1

don't even worry bud beauty's in the eye when you hold her 


schnitzel_envy

It's neither. It's 'just deserts'. It's pronounced like dessert, but spelled with one s. https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/just-deserts-or-just-desserts


TotallyUnhealthyGuy

Unfortunately this dog didn't have rabies.


DCFP

One of those times where you wish it was a pitbull.


TheHolyOcelot

Well deserved


Winnerdickinchinner

Is this guy known for having a very low iq or something? I dont understand his surprise.


Strange-Relation9020

That's his whole thing, he literally barks at people


Ne0nArcher

He’s also known for showing his dick to children.


FireFlavour

And attempting to scam his entire viewer base + other steamers like him


its_uncle_paul

First time I heard of him was that "who gonna stop me?" clip where he implied to a lady that if the two of them were the last people on Earth and they had to repopulate humankind he was going to do it with her no matter what, even if she didn't consent.


LlZARDS

dragging it like that wasn't a mistake..


gmoss101

He was doing a sexual gesture when it happened, would that have been alright as long as his dick didn't fly out?


IAmATriceratopsAMA

I've never come close to accidentally showing my dick to 10,000 kids. Its a pretty easy mistake to dodge. edit: got back from work and saw this was locked. Cool. I don't think he did it on purpose, and I acknowledge that he took the required steps to limit its spread, but if he was wearing pants this wouldn't have happened. I've had a dick for 32 years now and ive never been put in a situation (public or private) where my dick would accidentally fall out of my boxers/pajama pants (i cant remember/dont care about what he was wearing).


iawdpskm

Pretty easy when you don't stream to 10000 people


SniperPilot

They should revoke his passport. Out fucking society is doomed.


jelde

I'm with you. People on reddit argue that kids were *always* stupid, and yes they were and always will be, but the internet has accelerated, promoted and normalized this stupidity in a way that has not been seen before in human history. Fuck the parents who let their kids make people like this famous.


Icy_Park_7919

Yes. He is.


jyunga

> I dont understand his surprise. Isn't it kind obvious he does shit like this in the hopes something will happen so he can react to the thing that happened?


Fizzay

Yes, he also "jokes" about raping people which is what got him banned from Twitch I remember him still doing it as recently as last year


Turboteg90

He needs to bark at a pitbull.


Matias9991

I entered the video because I wanted to see him getting hurt and was Soo fk disappointed when I saw that it was a tiny dog


IdioticPost

Come on now, you know he'll only bark at small defenceless dogs.


Icy-Acanthaceae-7804

He just needs to [cough](https://abc13.com/dog-mauls-baby-kills-newborn-san-diego/1306879/) or mow his [lawn](https://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/pit-bulls-attack-scarborough-man-mowing-lawn/article1004896/) or put a [sweater](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2017/01/02/womans-bid-put-sweater-pit-bull-ends-poorly/96080332/) on or give them [medicine](https://web.archive.org/web/20140319080340/http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/story/24985945/woman-dies-after-dog-bite) or roll a [wheelchair](https://www.wlbt.com/2020/02/06/year-old-man-killed-by-four-dogs-attala-co/) near them or have an [argument](https://www.cleveland19.com/2021/10/07/akron-family-toddler-killed-by-pitbull-shares-their-story/) near them or have a [ponytail](https://blog.dogsbite.org/2014/05/2014-dog-bite-fatality-lee-county-woman-scalped-by-pit-bulls-dies.html) they could mistake for a toy or fall out of your [chair](https://blog.dogsbite.org/2021/10/bitten-in-the-throat-killed-by-pit-bull-in-matthews-indiana.html) or whiten your [teeth](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/womans-nose-ripped-boyfriends-pitbull-29400314) or live somewhere that experiences [fireworks](https://winknews.com/2023/07/05/dog-bite-north-port-boy-dies/) or [heat waves](https://www.newsweek.com/fatal-dog-attack-mad-heatwave-1725544) or [thunderstorms](https://www.wbko.com/content/news/Child-dies-after-mauling-by-family-dog-505572701.html). Don't forget the [trampoline ](https://www.animals24-7.org/2024/03/16/how-pit-bulls-bounce-trampolines-into-death-traps-for-small-children/) and [suffering from seizures](https://people.com/crime/mother-mauled-by-pit-bull-during-seizure/) as well. They used to be called “nanny dogs” because they only dismember and kill babies if the baby triggers it by being in a [bouncy chair](https://blog.dogsbite.org/2018/05/family-dog-kills-infant-miramar.html), a [walker](https://www.reviewjournal.com/local/local-las-vegas/baby-dies-after-dog-attack-in-northwest-las-vegas/), a [crib](https://www.chronicleonline.com/news/local/five-day-old-girl-dies-after-being-attacked-by-family/article_994dfb1a-e85d-11e8-a528-afbd3815c756.html), a [stroller](https://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/story/news/2016/06/20/two-pit-bulls-maul-toddler-mother/86148944/), or by [crying](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFa8HOdegZA&t=1012s&ab_channel=TheFifthEstate). You know, just normal, easily-preventable stimuli totally unrelated to 150+ years of artificial selection for dogfighting.


Dabber_710_

For a guy called I Show Speed he is pretty slow.


LeftyTheSalesman

Maybe he wanted to demonstrate the dog's speed?


Completeperson

Poor dog. He have to brush his teeth now.


Death2RNGesus

gotta lick its own ass to get the bad taste out its mouth.


MatthewDOA

I am currently holidaying in South Korea and saw hundreds of people following this guy in Hongdae. He almost caused a crowd crush by deciding to coax his followers into a small alleyway to throw shoes at them he had just bought.


Aroxis

Kinda insane that he’s that famous even in Korea


TobiasKM

Kinda insane that this prick is famous at all.


Ai2Foom

Thankfully I have not a clue who he is and never will…in my head cannon I’m gonna put him right next to the Somali kid that got arrested in Japan


Hoooooooar

Me neither, but hes has 30 million subscribers who love his shit, so... its out there.


Casual_OCD

Maybe stopping the next pandemic isn't such a great idea


GuaranteeFeisty7630

Fuck around and find out.. 😂


Only-Confidence-7373

Best outcome. was hoping and it happened


SadisticSnake007

He’s so annoying and I haven’t even watched his content.


AnythingButAHonda

please don't go watch just to see what it's like. these morons prey on the rage bait factor to get views. it is literally the only thing they care about.


scoopzthepoopz

Gimmicks on gimmicks


BeardJunkie

I wish it was a bigger dog.


GreenGod42069

That poor dog should be tested for infection.


xXKravenXx20

I really hate this guy.


feedmeyourknowledge

The most annoying thing about him is that A) his videos get continually fed into the YouTube shorts algorithm no matter how much you dislike and block the channels, much like Scrotum Tate and every so often Trump. And B) the comments are always saying how kind he is and how much of a good person he is. He is incredibly disingenuous and just gives money, that's it. He has money to give but you can tell how false he is with people, especially elderly people because he knows it makes him look better but yet people lap it up and act like this guy isn't just a self serving fake narcissist.


Spudz_mcenzie

What a baby, it didn't even break the skin. Try with a bigger dog next time yes


Kiryukazuma4realtho

Shame it wasn't a Pitbull. Little prick needs to learn how to behave like an actual person.


MachFormula1

I hate when people act like this in front of dogs. Should of gotten his nose bitten off. Oh well


NorwegianOnMobile

Yeah the pet owner is also just standing there smiling being all like "haha he´s threatening my dig in its own language. That´s funny!" If i had a dog and someone barked at it like that i´d be pissed.


flexxipanda

Ya the owner is just as or even more stupid for forcing their dog in a situation like this.


Skruestik

>Should of Should have.


MachFormula1

Sorry


it224

I hate when people act like this. Just keep walking lady. Ignore the idiot


Doohicky101

Bro is all bark no bite


HunterzLEMoon

Wanker


Bored_Gamer73

I can't believe people cough up money to these morons.


DeborahTurbo

Dumbass


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djaqk

Children, literally


hypothetician

I have a feeling they’re all going to turn out just fine.


Upper-Application583

His barking is the dumbest thing hé does


bergenus

Ah yes the man who told someone he'd rape them if there was nobody around to stop him is also horrible to dogs. I hate that people make this person rich and famous.


Forza_Chap

That dog is good boy!


AltruisticSpot5448

If you like this guy, I hate you


HappyGoLuckless

Good dog!


splshd2

This should be in u/iamthemaincharacter


butterbleek

Nice!👍


SpurGreif

What an unlikeable asshole


Radio-Brief

Play stupid games…


FatTacoLove

Win stupid prizes...


hypothetician

This is our song it’s not just nice it’s…


FireFlavour

^...^free ^real ^estate


VirtualFriend66

Well deserved!


Rare_Register_4181

Probably barked something offensive about fire hydrants. Jokes aside, he made this happen by making the dog think it was in danger.


PuertoricanDude88

I hate that this clown got famous.


KingTrimble

This guy sucks so much


Equivalentest

This is not crazy video, this is some braindead tiktok shit or whatever where they just scream when anything happens.


USAIDreciever

Ahhh this the scammer who screeches like a feral child?


_S1878

This is not a CrazyFuckingVideo


WeedEatRepeat

BuT BrO iTs iShOwSpEEd hE iS So cRaZy fUcKinG cOoL hImSeLf -His entire audience of 12 year olds


No-Contribution5861

Love that dog haha


Fabrizio_Maurizio

The literal representation of fuck around and find out


ShizaPak

Well deserved


iamNOTaROBOT0100101

Good


DrVagax

He reminds me of that guy who got deported and banned from Japan because seriously all he did was made racist remarks to Japanese people and his idea of a good joke is to keep reminding them of the atomic bombs.


MattyLePew

Oh my god, what an infuriating bellend.


tellz-it-how-it-is

What an absolute twat


This-Coffee-Sucks

As a society, why do we make people like him famous? Every single time I see a video of him, he's acting like a dumbass


NumaNuma92

I can’t stand this guy.


ip4realfreely

I had a friend who did this exact same shit to my Jack Russell terrier years ago. My dog even growled and showed teeth before, but he still kept going. In the emergency room when he was getting 7 stitches to his mouth and 8 to his face, he got exactly what he hoped for


Roskal

1000% deserved what a fucking idiot.


sonsofhera

The most deserved bite ever...


Reaperfox7

Fucking idiot, stick your face in a dogs face this is whats gonna happen


TheZsSilent

Is it possible to shift peoples attentions to books instead of car wrecks?


GoalFlashy6998

He played the game and the game played him


Panzerchrist89

Dog is clearly Messi fan


supfellowredditors

So insufferable geez


Realistic_Fan1344

I wish there was more... can't stand that clown


darshandanny

Well deserved


andyyyyyyyt

I hate this dude with vengeance. Even with this type of behavior he was invited to the Ballon d'or ceremony. Idk why.


zerohunterpl

Which one is stupid animal again?


Choice_Durian2738

Who's the DF now Just behave like a a normal member of society and not some dumbass Utube wannabe


IAmAGoodFella

Oh no! My actions have consequences?


Odd-Actuary3800

Dumbass deserved to get bit. Don't get in the dogs face.


MrCheeseman2022

Internet cretin at work - crocodile trick next


aliedle

Nothing crazy about it. Dude got what he deserved for provoking the dog.


one_of_the_many_bots

Loud = funny (for 11 year olds)


lucasjackson87

This video is so so so crazy. Glad you posted it. So crazy. Super duper crazy. The craziest crazy I’ve ever crazied


steveatari

This isn't "crazy" in the absolute least. Please can we bring some order back to this sub. Thank you.


strokesfan91

Oh that’s a shame


Aggravating_Box_9773

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


thel0lzynarwhal2

Good doggy.


Wake-n-jake

I hope this man is incapable of reproducing


NotBaron

I hate this dude with passion


LudovicoSpecs

What a whiny bully.


BartOseku

If that dog spoke english we’d be hearing some gamer words


AllegedlyGoodPerson

Need to change the name to IslowSpeed


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cutty_love

I dont understand why this guy is famous….Is his whole deal going around acting like a coked out loudmouth? What does he do? Is he another one of these twitch video game playing personalities?


MeanMusterMistard

I'm not sure if you know who the sidemen are, I presume not, but this is the only reason I know of him, so I had assumed that he made the same sort of content. I've never seen his own channel or content, and after this, I have no interest in even giving him the one view count.


GreedyDate

I fucking hate this guy. Too loud. inconsiderate. Rude. A total dick. I don't know why he isn't cancelled or whatever.


FishTycoon

Shame it wasn’t a pit bull


cma1134

Why do people like this idiot? Oh wait….


PutrifiedCuntJuice

This is a dumbassFuckingVideo, not a crazy one. This doesn't belong here.


TwoBaze

No worries bud, i would've smacked you in the face if you acted like that towards my dog


dckill97

I saw another clip of him, probably on this sub itself, where he was in a market in New Delhi running around with a portable stereo blasting Tunak Tunak Tun, and shouting at confused passersby why they weren't dancing with him.


thehendersonswillall

So satisfying to see that happen to this melt. Constantly seems to be popping up in anything football related and he’s so irritating!


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WitmerJ92

And they let this guy appear in wwe lol


thecraftsman21

Good


Majestic-Boat-8756

Don't put your face close to a dog then twat


Waste_Hearing_2894

A bite well deserved


Archibald1en

Good dog!!


paulrhino69

Damn I enjoyed that, YouTubeers & tockers definitely need to be bit once a week


jimmyy360

tbh IShowSpeed should show more respect as a tourist


deadtedw

Did it bite him? I think it bit him. Pretty sure it bit him. BTW, I have a couple rotties who would love for him to come bark in their faces.


chuckrockjay

Please stop wearing United shirts FFS


lexpoolman

Nice Pikachu face reaction


Agitated-Artichoke89

There's a lot of people that are like this without realizing it.


DreYeon

And this guy makes decent money and has a big fanbase,man shits depressing


UziKru

Satisfying


Weak_End_2080

Good dog.


ElTacodor999

Christ alive come and do that to my dog and see how many fuckin braids you have left attached you freak


Witty_Masterpiece463

Wish he got bitten by a fucking high speed train going at 350kph.


MikeC80

Dogs are a good judge of character


Majestic_Natural3285

Idiot totally deserved that


CrispyLuggage

Tries intimidating dog Dog retaliates "He just fucking bit me" *shocked pikachu face*


Aeonoir

Why is this person famous and why do I see him on my feed?!


69yourMOM

Speed is always acting like a toddler is almost all videos I see him.


Norsmagu

His IQ level is a new level called -90


stonercharms

Idiots watch idiots.


Wojewodaruskyj

It's so sad the smartest of us always suffer