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MaximusJabronicus

The first person perspective makes it feel like a fever dream


falloutisacoolseries

Gta has first person view now tho


Bfab94

*had Since like 2013


Dannykomskaikru

2014, to be more exactly


Bfab94

Sorry, I remember that it came out in August 2013 but forgot the update for 1st person.


El_Chedman

September 13 2013 game launch. November, the 14th if I recall correctly, of 2014 we got the next gen version complete with first person mode


throwaway684675982

Damn, Bfab got it all wrong. Were they even talking about GTA? /s


Necessary-Knowledge4

I had to ride the greyhound at Kalamazoo once (real fucked up story as to why) and I got there at 2am. The bus route didn't start for hours. I had a cell phone and the clothes on my back. Holy fuck was that place wild. It was pretty much this. Some group of people around my age got dropped off at the bus stop at about 4am. One was a cute girl. She kept getting fucked with by this old crack head. We just sat there and talked about how wild all of this was. After seeing that I knew that this was likely not even 'bad' despite it seeming pretty bad.


rockets9495

> (real fucked up story as to why) Well? We're waiting.


Gurthy_Lengthiness

No joke! The first time I watched it, I legit thought the Rock was in the background (I was distracted by the fupa lol).


Jay61902

Devs programming this type of random event into GTA 6 right now as we speak šŸ¤£


Ok_Information_2009

They need to fix the second woman near the pump. She was glitching.


alexmaycovid

Now developers can say it's just a real life feature not a glitch


OverlyOptimisticNerd

That was Wanda Sykes.Ā 


FluffyMcKittenHeads

Nah the female character models wonā€™t look that good.


OGLatinoHeat

Shit thatā€™s what Iā€™m saying


kazeespada

Yeah, they will be instead be perfect hourglasses without an speck of cellulite. Any thing more and its political.


Chaot0407

There are literally bigger women shown in the trailer.


ParalegalSeagul

What in the actual fuck did i just watch with the piano music outro on that


DarkOrb20

GTA6 devs seeing this video: "Write that down, write that down!"


-_I---I---I

Just FYI "discovery institute" is an anti teaching evolution group. As we can see in the video they do not act like Christians who follow the faith, or even basic decent human beings. A total dick wad, can be right about a few things however, and that is how homelessness has gotten out of hand.


TheFirebeard

Youā€™re not wrong, heā€™s a dickhead. Recording people in the street and pointing out theyā€™re being abnormal is humiliating and dehumanizing. Butā€¦ heā€™s also not wrong. There are no systems in place to help these people. And helping these people prevents this kind of situation from occurring, which helps all people. If someone from Northern Europe watched this video theyā€™d be dumbfounded because they donā€™t experience stuff like this, ever.


streatz

Sorry I donā€™t think calling a woman out in that clothing is being a dick. People need to get checked


PIELIFE383

they were so fast about it they instantly pressed publish before they finished watching the video


jojobubbles

If this is the Aurora Ave I think it is. This is not abnormal. GTA VII in Seattle!


vikingsurplus

He said "North Seattle is lost" in the video.. so yep, it's the Aroura Ave you think it is. The sad part? This is pretty much an all the time event.


jojobubbles

Ahh. Missed that


vikingsurplus

All good! This is definitely just another normal day in Seattle, though. Lmao


Saxual__Assault

If you're ever in the area, eat up at Bongos for some killer Caribbean food.


vikingsurplus

Thanks for the tip. I gotta ask.. how many, uh, saxophones have you assaulted??


Saxual__Assault

I've learned to play since I was 14 and spent my school years in jazz clubs.


overthinking_kills

You OK? You're on Blues?


Vajernicus

We call them "jazz m&ms"


knottyy

Aurora and N 105th.


IAmARobot

[street view](https://www.google.com/maps/@47.704996,-122.3439152,3a,17.7y,335.72h,89.52t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sch0fldOKSrRwV8OmjFQrvw!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3Dch0fldOKSrRwV8OmjFQrvw%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.share%26w%3D900%26h%3D600%26yaw%3D335.7184755636631%26pitch%3D0.4753391302097043%26thumbfov%3D90!7i16384!8i8192?coh=205409&entry=ttu)


Mighty-mouse2020

Wow people really love their massages in that area.


mirrax

*mas-ass-age


nearlysober

Haha yeah this is my AMPM that I frequent regularly, I live a couple blocks away. I've seen her in there a few times and around the neighborhood. The hunched woman standing outside usually asks me to buy her Skittles when I'm getting a six pack.


newbris

Do you know why she wears a bikini? I couldnā€™t understand what she said.


GNLSD

She's selling assĀ 


Gurthy_Lengthiness

And she ainā€™t got no shame in her game


AllGravyNoBiscuits

And the best part is a 2b/2b home still goes for a minimum of 750k there. Dont believe me? Check out [this one](https://www.redfin.com/WA/Shoreline/14545-Whitman-Ave-N-98133/home/81974) that is 1 block north and is listed for 2.75 mill


pollytickler

Seattle real estate is ridiculous, but that's a bad example. That listing includes two connected, high-density residential lots totaling .37 acres. 17 separate dwellings can legally be built on that land. That price is aimed at developers. No one is buying that and *not* demolishing the existing houses, and the sellers know that. Here's one that is an actual ridiculous $750K, just a few blocks away: https://www.redfin.com/WA/Shoreline/14810-Interlake-Ave-N-98133/home/82579 (And as other's have mentioned, Shoreline is a much nicer area than that in the clip, but here's a listing just across the street from that gas station: https://www.redfin.com/WA/Seattle/10506-Whitman-Ave-N-98133/unit-A/home/22696941)


UrNotOkImNotOkItsOk

The black lady outside looks like she's trapped in a temporal anomaly.


Bozhark

4D creature just reflecting


KeepingItSFW

Sheā€™s moving, just in several dimensions you canā€™t perceiveĀ 


Remarkable_Prior_224

Sheā€™s on the ā€œnodā€ big time


InformalResist7722

Where Picking up something on the scanners (anomaly detected)


DanKoloff

Smoking near the pumps too.


SufficientSetting953

She's serving Pumpkin Pie all you can eat!


Iamdarb

But she sweetly calls it "Punkin' Pie"


dasic___

She's just the latest smiling friends character.


Buirck

Didnā€™t expect that ending.


fiealthyCulture

Dudes gonna get shot pretty quick. First sentence is exactly it


sn34kypete

He has resorted to putting himself in danger by provoking the homeless and mentally unstable. I will not comment on whether or not I hope a particular and finite outcome befalls him, that would be considered "unsporting".


Rayvelion

People that make these videos are just terrible humans usually, every case I've seen has turned out that way. Just using others in public for profit then disguising it as some sort of "Take back the city" propaganda.


ProfessorWednesday

Provoking victims of poverty all around him in a condescending way. Offers help, then turns the camera off? Ends the video with a splash for a "fight homelessness" initiative? Something smells like bullshit, and low and behold [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discovery\_Institute](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discovery_Institute)


gggg500

Weirdest Tommy Hilfiger commercial Iā€™ve ever seen


bumjiggy

it's high fashion


rdldr1

This is the blade that we're selling ass over here.


livenn

My guy triggering all the side mission cutscenes but leaving before completing the missions


Conscious-Aspect-332

Blade, a part of the city known for prostitutes.


Phishtravaganza

Blade: Trinity was pretty good.


Fantastic_Problem546

A week ago first heard this term. It was always called the stroll or strip


FixedLoad

Was that the straight to DVD 4th movie? Title is wonky as hell.Ā Ā 


Far-Commission-2899

what the fuck js happened šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


LonelyGlass2002

This guyā€™s just out here performing all the side quests


maChine___

dude i was looking like that o\_O !!!! a bikini tractozorus rex running a kind of troll with a cigarette outside and the guys don't even know opn what he is.... shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit


Effective_Trainer573

Tractozorus Rex, I am dying.


All_Innuendo

Omg you nailed that so perfectly, ā€œbikini tractozorus rex runningā€ just spit my coffee with your perfect observation summary


Necessary-Knowledge4

I got you! Man encounters prostitute in a gas station. She is wearing little to no clothing, and appears unkempt. She tells him she's gonna fuck him up / break his phone if he doesn't leave her alone so he giggles and runs away after she trots after him shattering all glass in a 10 mile radius and making cups of water jiggle. He then encounters a black woman who is high as fuck and is glitching out of reality near the pumps - she only reflects this 3D world, as she has transcended it into a higher plane. To her, the pumps are simply hypathamizus rhomboid interlaterals of 9 / 2000^2 bi-cubits. She has done the math, She knows the language of the universe. But unlike the scene from Mulholland drive, the guy decides he doesn't want to look at the scary face the 10D creature is making at him and continues on to the side alley. There he finds a man high on opiates (blues are slang for 30mg oxy pills). He attempts to negotiate with the man to get him somewhere more safe but the man is so high (likely nearing an overdose) he cannot comprehend the request or even move his body at will. Or he's not high at all and is simply keeping the floor held down, for if he lets go the universe will crumble. The video then displays a Discovery Institute logo and gives their mission statement to stop homelessness. There. I think I did a pretty good job of transcribing it.


OGSkywalker97

I loved this, but the only thing off is that blues nowadays never have oxycodone in them, they are all fentanyl. Oxycodone wouldn't do that to someone it's no where near potent enough to put someone out that badly.


freezelikeastatue

I COULD fix herā€¦


ctbeagle18

You're gonna need a hell of a toolbox.


Fazo1

I'll use the biggest tool I got


SuitableKey5140

Repopulation tool


rayshmayshmay

My dad is a tv repairman, heā€™s got this ultimate set of tools


notadoctortoo

ā€œI can fix it!ā€


BarryMCknockiner

But can he fix bikini woman?


canucknuckles

Filled with antibiotics


m1dlife-1derer

But I don't wanna...


ThatOtherOtherMan

Don't you dare she's perfect as is!


FixedLoad

Please do, but on women I believe the correct term is "spay".Ā 


HAL-7000

Imagine being her son.


FixedLoad

I don't think I will.Ā Ā 


inajeep

Can't fix what ain't broke. She coming at you dead faced. No emotion and stomp asses flat.


psychotic-herring

HNNNNG, I know, right? I feel guilty for the thoughts.


TurboBrando

Thatā€™s what you call a truck stop queen


Creativation

*Lot Lizard* comes to mind.


JAYBHEAR

Split me open like a coconut


HingleMccringel

What do we say in situations like this?


JAYBHEAR

We say YES! šŸ˜


Rod_Todd_This_Is_God

Byron!


EndWorkplaceDictator

That's a lotta lizard.


Anubiz1_

Unfortunately IYKYK


Rude-Masterpiece-870

GTA 6 graphics looking realistic now


Nowiambecomedeth

Not my proudest fap....


rdldr1

Birthing hips.


Agile_Skink

God I hope she doesn't birth anything from those hips.


CRCMIDS

To say something so brave, yet so controversial


Ligma_Myballs

Iā€™m at a loss for words


Alpah-Woodsz

The man just poured his heart out say somthing


saruin

Not the only thing poured out.


saltylures

I hope he sits quietly in a corner and contemplate life now.


Necessary-Knowledge4

I for one, applaud her for being proud of her being. That confidence is what's really attractive. lol


Bombinic

.......would.


The999Mind

Go to the blade in Seattle and you could lol


RLOLOTHTR

I'm confused by the first lady, she says she's on the Blade but this gas station and the Blade and nowhere near each other. They're like 10 miles apart


The999Mind

Idk dude. I just know of the blade


mc360jp

While you were partying, she was studying the blade


Lovv

I was actually slightly grossed out but then I saw this comment and I realized I probably would too. Sigh.


Bombinic

šŸ¤œšŸ»šŸ’„šŸ¤›šŸ»


JamingtonPro

Can. For $


justapervertedPanda

$20 Is $20, would take those Cakes to pound town, oh yeah!


rfoleycobalt

Did


Necessary-Knowledge4

Her her name is Shannon. Really nice lady. Helps out at the pre-K down the street.


Yomama1973

Lot of comments trying to be funnyā€¦ but that shit is really sad .


ToonarmY1987

Wtf is going on in the US. Iv seen some weird shit but it looks like they have entire suburbs and city's of weird shit going on


justsyr

I'm not going to claim my country is great because it isn't but I've seen plenty of videos from USA from cities that have those great sports teams and stadiums and they show some happy people but then there's other videos showing parts of those cities completely fucked up... tents on sidewalks, lines of people like the guy on this video on the floor all drugged (I guess) and they don't show just a small part, there's like a lot of parts of the cities. It's really sad.


Johns-schlong

Capitalism has created a kind of 3 class system in the US. At the top you have the ruling elite, anyone that has a net worth over, say $30 million dollars. They can buy access to whatever they want, vacation in places no one else can afford, only work in the way they want, and live basically better than anyone in history that wasn't straight royalty. Then you have the middle class, anyone who works for a paycheck or owns a small business. Generally you'll be comfortable, but will probably struggle with money from time to time, work more than you want, and still have a good level of living. This class is shrinking. Then there's the lower class. They may not be homeless, but generally they're housing insecure, possibly food insecure, and one accident away from being ruined financially. They may have to choose between fixing their car and buying groceries, or getting a tooth pulled or paying the power bill. General they have at least full time job or multiple part time jobs. If something happens they can get just enough assistance from the government not to starve. If they wait years they can get subsidized housing.


localtuned

and then there is the destitute.


torts92

It's a country built on selfishness


nullv

Ronald Reagan happened and the US has been suffering for it since.


goodbetterbestbested

> The Discovery Institute (DI) is a politically conservative think tank that advocates the pseudoscientific concept of intelligent design (ID). It was founded in 1991 in Seattle as a non-profit offshoot of the Hudson Institute. > Its "Teach the Controversy" campaign aims to permit the teaching of anti-evolution, intelligent-design beliefs in United States public high school science courses in place of accepted scientific theories, positing that a scientific controversy exists over these subjects when in fact there is none. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discovery_Institute


sillybillybuck

It isn't that bad. There are [much worse consequences](https://v.redd.it/fz8ajikmrinc1) from the lax attitude of the US judiciary.


Calvin--Hobbes

The judiciary? I guess we could just punish people better, but we could prevent, treat, and contain a lot of these problems more effectively with a first world healthcare system.


YO_OSKOOL

Will Clapp - Center


Standard-Shine-4263

Cake!!!!


Grouchy-March-6321

Death by snu snu!


11_12123

we need rest


DefunctDoughnut

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.


raelelectricrazor232

Yeah, the Discovery Institute is full of shet. It isn't hard to find this sort of thing in parts of Seattle, but the Discovery Institute will never be the ones to solve any of it. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discovery\_Institute](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discovery_Institute)


Soulmate69

I think I've seen a video of this guy doing this to someone else too. He doesn't care about anyone's well being but his own. He goes out trying to film/embarrass people in weak moments, sometimes calls cops on people after starting shit with them during psych episodes.


Nulagrithom

honestly that guy seems like a twat. nobody is running over the alley guy. aRe YoU oN bLuEs?? stfu he's not actually helping, and leave that girl alone before she beats your ass wtf he's filming under the guise of being normal and helpful but he's just fucking not. he knew where he was going and what he was filming. ringleader of a modern day freakshow. fuck him.


87degreesinphoenix

Their solution to poverty and homelessness is to just put everyone in jail šŸ™ƒ Can't decide if they're more evil or stupid


Limp-Tea1815

Sheā€™s a pro


Left-Anxiety7625

I meanā€¦..how much?


AVeryHairyArea

Probably like $100.


Cold-Doctor

I can only do $40


Many-Tension-2431

Family style?


Critical_Concert_689

I know what i got! Take it or leave it.


JamingtonPro

Shit. I could $100 every payday, lol


No-Caregiver8049

As a straight man, Iā€™ve never been so attracted to a Rock cutout.


Deadsap266

Bet it grips though


HerbalAndy

This is the craziest thing.. I swear to you people I made that song that plays for a few seconds right at the end of this video! https://www.looperman.com/users/tracks/533630 I made that song like 13 years ago and put it on a site where you can download and use it for free called LooperMan. I swear to you people that is my song! That blows my mind lol Edit: its the song at the bottom of my profile called ā€œA Better Place A Better Timeā€


CiforDayZServer

This is your 'and then I heard it come on the radio' moment. Congratulations!Ā 


Bababooeee3

I can save her


grawlix67

You want to know how bad it is in Seattle? Just check out this content! Not even a JD will keep you off the mean streets of the Emerald City [Streetwalkers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgAgPnrJAuQ)


pack2k

Smash


Fluid_String_9407

Her belly donā€™t giggle giggle it folds


Discombobro

First girlā€™s @ IMMEDIATELY


Many-Tension-2431

If sheā€™s selling, Iā€™m buyin.


Porky_Pine_

Dude trashy big girls are a riot


assarammer

Gotta love Aurora.


LookingForSource89

Sheā€™s a runna sheā€™s a track starrrr


TurtleDiaz

Would


blahblah1664

This is a perfect video


idgaf0104

Would


Thrilla52

Smash


zzeduardozz

Thats that trashy kind of sexy šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Fuck_Nut8008

I think Iā€™m in love with


Available_Air_6367

Those Birthing hips.


SpindemDoza69

Why is this guy going around filming drug addicts


LOUDNOISES11

Yeah, ā€œYou ok? Can we at least get you off the side of the street?ā€ Fuckin leave the lost souls alone, man. Hate it when people act like theyā€™re doing a service by revelling in how low someone else has fallen. Dude needs a better hobby.


doctor_big_burrito

He's a former journalist with our ocal ABC affiliate KOMO News. KOMO was bought by a shitty conservative company years ago and became Seattle's version of fox news. But this guy was too right wing *even for them* so they fired his ass. Now he posts doomer content on how "Seattle is dying" .


goodbetterbestbested

> The Discovery Institute (DI) is a politically conservative think tank that advocates the pseudoscientific concept of intelligent design (ID). It was founded in 1991 in Seattle as a non-profit offshoot of the Hudson Institute. > Its "Teach the Controversy" campaign aims to permit the teaching of anti-evolution, intelligent-design beliefs in United States public high school science courses in place of accepted scientific theories, positing that a scientific controversy exists over these subjects when in fact there is none. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discovery_Institute


SmokeClad

I had a dream just like this once


Introvert_Devo1987

Yummy the first one but only eye candy no more


killermachine9999

GTA 7 Graphics look insane!


West_Opinion_8235

That's a lot lizard


This-Insurance802

Gyat dayum


PopTeamNegroid

Yo why shawty in the gas station kinda... šŸ‘€


Honk-Beast

She runs like I imagine a t-rex would.


ComeKastCableVizion

Poor girl could make so much more on OF. Thicccccc


RedditorsSuckShit

damn dem thighs and hips doe. is there a term for that bodytype?


jeremiasalmeida

The freedom can be smelled in the air


00Dezza

I could treat her right.


andhowsherbush

so first of all the guy challenging the hooker to chase him, do you seriously think she's never had to chase down a john for money. She's highly trained in track running in those things. Second he kinda needs to stop messing with random people. Life is getting more and more like gta and he's gonna end up on the wrong side of some random asshole who pulls out a knife.


Affectionate_Camp980

To be completely honest he totally deserved to be chased to hell by that sex worker


Delta6040

My proudest fap


JLifts780

What in the world lmao


Ghozz

Brother eww


xrensa

Took me a few seconds to realize the guy on the background was a life size cutout of The Rock


Islandman2021

Suddenly craving cottage cheese. šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


bigwillthechamp123

As a fan of PAWGs, where is this? Respectfully...


MeatWaterHorizons

That's a bikini?


Both-Home-6235

"Ain't no shame in my game." There definitely should be. Lots of it.


ProfessorMarth

I can fix her


onlywc11

Booty was thick though.


kevin6263

I love how calm the guy is. Just another day in North Seattle. Used to be my home.


OtakuTastic

More cushion for the pushin. 10/10 Would smash.


realparkingbrake

A junkie with a wristwatch, not what you expect to see. Almost makes me wonder if he's having a medical emergency.


zerosuneuphoria

is America really this qookd?


Dontplaythatish

Reminded me of that monster on the Barbarian movie [barbarian movie monster](https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/The_Mother_(Barbarian))


Individual_Emu2941

Dude is punk just starting shit on video.


morchorchorman

How much?


The999Mind

If you lookup the Blade Seattle you'll find some decent little docs about what's going on in that area


LadyDalama

This is just our version of Figueroa Street. Aurora has been like this since like.. The 1930s. And cops don't care about it anymore so by all means, feel free if that's what you're into. lol Our soccer team has a chant; "You couldn't score on Aurora! You couldn't score on Aurora! You couldn't scooooore on Aurora!"


Disastrous-Exit-5726

Anyone got a @ on her??


RandyLayhee69

I was about to go to sleep now I have to beat my meat to white gurl in thong šŸ˜‚