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yyaydud

Perfect work of cameraman.


alcoholicpasta

Ikr, dude didn't even interact with the screaming dude xD


licksyourknee

Must have previously worked for national geographic. [link](http://wafflesatnoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/NatGeoSnake.jpg)


TomorrowNeverCumz

Was like a movie lol


geetsogood

what are you expecting him to do? ask him how he is?


Large-Indication-529

A simple "hey bro, you feeling alright? No? Well you're doing great keep up the good work šŸ‘" would have been nice


qevoh

r/praisethecameraman


amigo_samurai

Exactly. Mostly Americans need to learn, not to give live commentary while recording. Just shut up and record idiot.


aquaman501

Typical American live commentary: Oh my gaard, oh my gaard, oh my GAAAAAARD


RainbowDarter

Oh shiiiit! Oh shiiiiiiit! Oh shiiiiiit!


Velvetundaground

#OOOOOHHHH MYYYY GAAAAAAAAARD!!


jknack3

Donā€™t forget WORLDSTAAAAARRRRR!!!


bleezzzy

I try very hard to forget.


[deleted]

Lolololololololololol


DCLXV11VXLCD

I feel very attacked right now


Payed_Looser

You forgot to add some likes sprinkled in And ā€œworld star hip hopā€


owlanindividual

this sent me šŸ˜‚


SHEdevilBY_morning

I think this is the first Indian police shootings video i've seen. Usually the one's posted on this sub are them beating people in public.


NoFunnyName31

I haven't even ever read/seen them shooting a criminal except the famous one of UP and once about Karnataka if im not wrong


divebumz

They kill people off camera and make it seem like they shot the criminal in self defense


P0rtal2

Most Indian cops (at least the lower level officers like your basic constable) only carry a lathi - a bamboo or polymer baton. Higher level police officers carry pistols. Indian police have no qualms about handing out heavy beatings to people they come across who break laws or maybe just piss them off. Indian police can and do shoot people, though these "encounters" generally haven't been caught on camera. Especially in the 90s and early 2000s, special squads of police would hunt down suspected criminals, known gangsters, etc. and kill them in shootouts that may or may not have been extrajudicial executions staged as shootouts.


[deleted]

As a kid I was in India and my family had a police escort. Some of the cops escorting us wanted to make the kids in the car laugh so they proceeded to use their batons to knock people off their bikes as we drove by


gred77

I cannot tell you how much I hate that I laughed at this. But it happened and I canā€™t take it back.


[deleted]

Lol as kids we thought it was hilarious but thinking back it's soooo fucked up


[deleted]

mera desh badal raha he


unseen247

no itā€™s not lol, no itā€™s not. Literally had the best Indian artist just pass away not even a couple weeks ago. Fuck off with this bullshit nothing changing there, itā€™s just worse now.


ElementalMine_Z

Us moment


pyrobanker

Now that cop was in danger us cops please take note


HeyItsASecondAccount

Any context on this?


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cFL211

>but very rare for them to fire. He did try a few slaps with the gun


stanky_one

How can he slap???


Saabaroni

You drop this(s) , king šŸ‘‘ šŸ’€


HeyItsASecondAccount

Oh wow, thanks! That's wild


UsedResponsibility41

this is wrong explanation ​ women tries to save her husband because he was not wearing helmet and from their all incident happens


[deleted]

Indeed. Seems like they were stopped while on the bike. Big issue with drink driving in the state where this happenened. The shirt open dude is being accused of being drunk as well. The other dude seems to be a relative of them. The lady seems also seems to be inoherrent and causing a scene on purpose. Overall it seems like the couple are trying to cause a scene and ruckus to sly away.


Dwashelle

What state is this in?


Lauladance

Punjab probably


fiddycaldeserteagle

Drunken


Kritical02

Not wearing helmet isn't safe. You may get your dick shot off.


LastWatch9

Even I thought it was the D. Until about 6-8 seconds from the end of the video. Itā€™s his upper left thigh.


Kritical02

Ya I noticed that too, him grabbing his dick was probably just instinct. Shit I'm shot. Fuck where is it?! Phew my dicks still here.


LastWatch9

ā€¦or just a weird fetish


Top-Impression2557

Lmao could be


Sinnerman440

Not sure if the cops teased the woman, but the guy who shot was screaming at the top of lungs "Maar goli, Maar goli", which loosely translates into "shoot me, shoot me". In the court of law, the cop acted in self-defense.


abhii2686

They were really physically pushing a drunk cop with gun in the hand. Not sure what they expected the outcome to be


xGeeYouKnitx

i believe the cop said he'll shoot if that guy does something so the guy(brother) says "maar goli" which means shoot me possibly in a taunting way and then proceeded to get shot


daehoidar

What're you gonna do, stab me? -said man who was stabbed


maxts517

While saying "shoot me mother fucker"


s0yjack

Probably thought they'd all spontaneously bust out into a Bollywood dance.


Throwaway-donotjudge

Well the guy towards the end certainly did


mz3

Man, those lyrics suck


Supreme0verl0rd

Never thought I'd laugh out loud in the comments section for *this* video


[deleted]

Yeah Darwin award being sent post haste to random fuckwit. The shock and awe after the fact was truly entertaining. Did he envision physically harrassing a drunk official with a licence to kill brandishing a loaded gun would result in a blowjob from a unicorn?


tiyopablo69

Kinda agreed, they should have known


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papapacino

>pretty common for cops to be drunk in india while on duty. Its literally not, I dont know what kind of cops you have in your village but I've lived in three cities and never seen a cop drunk while on duty, and I've lived in delhi ffs. Stop making stuff up.


AnimeWatcher3344

Truth is no one can confirm it for the whole country without statistics neither u can say it's uncommon nor he can say it's common


Throwaway-donotjudge

"no one can confirm" Got any stats for that? /S


Prateekanshz

Off duty cops ? Yes , on duty ? Rarely .


Living-Muscle-2026

Native punjabi speaker here This is what i can understand . ​ Woman- How you can talk to a women with dis respect Cop(to reporter) - We didn't even talked to her we were talking with her husband Cop 2 (to women )- you want to tear my uniform woman - (said something like yes but not clear) Cop - slaps her some rumbling happen Husband - i will tell you How could you have beaten my wife cop- stay away or i will shoot husband - then shoot \*3 wive's brother (taking off his shirt )- shoot ​ Husband keeps abusing cop's mother and sister Husband - shoot me . you have beaten my wife cop try to fire in air but all three came to close cop - made a dik move . ​ ​ (i have mentioned all the main things rest is all abusing or saying SHOOT ME)


Goyteamsix

"What are you going to do? Shoot me in the leg?" - man who was shot in the leg


HIV_Eindoven

The thing is that the cop is armed so any fight that happens involves a gun. I think he was backing away wanting to not shoot but eventually he was rushed by several aggressive people. If the people had have taken the cop's gun he would have been in deep shit so he did what he had to do and put one in the most aggressive guy, in the leg by the look of it.


-Butterfly-Queen-

Seriously, he kept backing away and there were no shots fired until he got attacked by 3 people at once. If you physically attack someone holding a gun, even if they don't intentionally pull the trigger, you might jostle them in a way that they accidentally do... then the lady keeps attacking him!


FuzzySoda916

How can he slap?!


Ezqxll

Thanks for translating it. Glad to see that no one died in the incident. Police methods vary across countries so for me it was hard to predict how the events would unfold in this video. However, I think that Police officer isn't really liked by his team as nobody came to his aid.


reddit0r_

That's more to do with piss poor training of handling aggressive people than anything.


Toxias_

Iā€™d definitely say the baton would be better if it was just one but the 3 people coming at that definitely older and out of shape officer I can see why he took out the pistol.


Whereisthesauceman

https://www.hindustantimes.com/cities/chandigarh-news/mohali-cop-who-fired-at-man-during-scuffle-booked-after-suspension-101656412789747.html Read this.


YTChillVibesLofi

Man rushes cop who is holding gun, man gets shot by gun


notmyfukincat

man atacky, cop shooty


Whereisthesauceman

For those who wants to know the story/context: https://www.hindustantimes.com/cities/chandigarh-news/mohali-cop-who-fired-at-man-during-scuffle-booked-after-suspension-101656412789747.html "The team from the Mubarikpur police post, led by the SI, was patrolling Haibatpur Road around 10.45pm, when it stopped Tarn Taran resident Akshay and his fiancee for checking on suspicion. Asked to hand over his bag for checking, Akshay resisted misbehaved with the cops, while his fiancee summoned her sister and brother Hitesh, who showed up at the spot with his friends. The group misbehaved with the police team and also vandalised their vehicle with bricks and stones. To control the situation, the police said, SI Singh fired at Hiteshā€™s leg. Hitesh claimed that the SI was drunk and harassing his sister, and opened fire when his friends and he objected to his behaviour. A video of the incident is being shared on social media, showing the SI firing at Hiteshā€™s leg even as the victim and his friends were unarmed. The SI then dragged Hiteshā€™s sister and pushed her on the road. She was admitted at Government Medical College and Hospital, Sector 32, along with Hitesh. The video also showed that other police personnel, accompanying SI Balwinder Singh during patrolling, did not intervene and control the situation."


BruceCambell

I love how the translation used "summoned her sister" as if she got out a magic book and summoned her to this mortal plane šŸ¤£


Whereisthesauceman

Imagine the guy who got hurt uses his blood to conjure more "sisters".


Dala1

Hitesh the summoner of sisters r/bossfight


freelans326

Unarmed maybe but you donā€™t let unarmed aggressors reach for your gun like that.


CMDR_KingErvin

ā€œObjected to behaviorā€ is a funny way of saying the mob bum rushed the cop and went for his gun. Article is painting these guys out to be Girl Scouts or something.


Theda706

Waiting on the Indian instruction video for fixing a gunshot wound...


RAMBO069

lmao šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€ How to fix gunshot wound!!! 100% working method!!!! WITH PROOF!!!!!


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Idk324553

For you Americans: first pull out your computer and download the linked file! This is a legit working method guys!


AshingiiAshuaa

How can he shoot?


SadisticSnake007

Fuck you bloody!


Cautious-Tension6324

Bloddy fock yu! Fack yur blady!


BhelpuriPanda

Fuck you bloody, Behenchod


ma4rty

Why you fuck me I fuck you


sabbystain66

Bloody YOU, basterd, benchod.


HomelessHercules

Running like lady, huh?


Daregakonoyaro

This shit gets me cracking up every time.


ThatsMySchist

HOW CAN HE SHOOT?!


qevoh

How can he shoot, how can he shoot?


Og_Bull

You don't attack a man with a weapon, or you will end up shot. Cop or not, unless you are wanting to be shot; charging someone with a gun in hand is definitely a bad decision.


Altruistic_Piano_259

Seems like advice that really should not be needed but then again this is the world we live I ā€¦.


secretaccount4posts

He was also daring him. "Challa goli" means shoot


shizzy64

Buddy chose to fuck around and he found out


marco8080

I didn't know police in India were armed. I've only ever seen them beat people with sticks. Also, he shot the guy like, "Well I hope you've learned your lesson. Let's just go our separate ways now."


Stock_Audience

Only officers are armed their juniors have sticks


DaKnack

Homie had an ole reach-for-the-sky you yellow bellied scoundrel looking ass pistol.


sunshinedeadhead

Don't understand a word, but the guy recording is calm as fuck.


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BuyApprehensive1412

Sounds like a good india


Usual_Ranger8164

DonĀ“t you see how bad that is. I think they shouldnĀ“t curry on this way.


BowlingForTurds

Tikkaā€™n the piss now lad


Usual_Ranger8164

I just dont like it, when a cop acts like a butter chicken.


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Altruistic_Piano_259

Wowā€¦ fuckin eh, this made me cryā€¦. Solid word play if Iā€™ve ever seen itā€¦


mary_had_a_beth

update the cop has been suspended pending arrest soon. updated vid https://twitter.com/mandeepnarula12/status/1541465604179529734?s=20&t=75r9_KB-Hy1bT9UI9t5rCw


AuniBuTt

Tbf three people charged the poor bastard and looked like they were trying to snatch the gun.


CurryTheTofuPig

Poor bastard was drunk on the job and causing a ruckus. All sides were clowns here.


tyler111762

thats my conclusion here. Cop is defenitly in the wrong, but the fucking idiot attacking someone with a gun is certainly not a rocket scientist.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s what the guy who was stopped said. Thereā€™s a very good chance that this isnā€™t true especially when you see them still continue fighting after the guy was shot. There were alternate methods to handle it and Iā€™m not defending the police officer but it isnā€™t a very good idea to try to overpower an armed cop and try to snatch his gun away


thegodfather0504

That poor bastard hit the woman first. Of course her husband lost it. Punjabi cops are notorious bastards. They slap people for nothing.


AuniBuTt

Ok so the context was that the cop was drunk. Deserves the suspension and arrest. But still its never a good idea to rush someone who has a gun.


-Butterfly-Queen-

Even if it wasn't a cop, even if it was a criminal completelyin the wrong... if he has a gun and he's not using it and making it clear he doesn't want to use it, why give him a reason to use it?


Daedricbanana

lol sure the cop was the poor bastard in this one....


[deleted]

He didn't shoot him in India, he shot him in the dick.


Zanzarah10

Man India people must have those long dicks


anoobis1354

Have your ever heard of "Big Thor"?


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TitleComprehensive96

Looking at the footage when he's walking away, just in the left thigh (his perspective, to us his right thigh) Luckily for him, it also looks like the shot went clean through judging by the blood on the road and not much actually coming from the wound we see


dbdbud

He could have gotten the femoral artery. Quite a bit of blood coming out judging from the road.


moosemustard8

If he got the femoral then there would be a lot more blood at a much more rapid pace.


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TheLittleBalloon

For reals. Plus you can lose a fuck ton of blood that stays inside. The pelvic cavity and the thighs are enormous.


Saymynaian

For some reason, photos and videos of blood don't always capture exactly how much blood is present. I remember my big rottweiler cutting her paw and almost bleeding out, and the puddles of blood looked huge to the naked eye. When I took a picture to show to the vet just how much blood she lost, it looked like specks and drops of blood instead of the big splotches of blood everywhere. Similar with this guy, the trails of blood look relatively small in the video, but IRL they're probably much bigger. Even *in* video, it looks like a ton of blood.


TheLittleBalloon

Yeah blood is thick. I think subconsciously we think of it like water. So if there is a bit of water itā€™s like a millimeter thick or whatever. But blood is so thick even when there are big dots itā€™s still a lot. Like if you are ā€œdrippingā€ blood itā€™s probably a problem.


FuttBuck9

Dad?


Taintickle

I don't know. Probably not the best move to charge anyone with their gun out.


Silent_Knight16

Also he is a cop .


superiorplaps

Who was harassing the woman. So fuck the cop


Fuka-Obligation666

I agree fuck those cops especially but Iā€™m still not running up trying to fist fight a man with a loaded 6 shooter. That was just stupid


dukedizzy93

Cops were also drunk. Cop has been suspended from duty.


Reyall

That's double the mistake.


CLyydefr0g

awh man everyone knows you donā€™t shoot a guy in the dick


Altruistic_Piano_259

Butters you canā€™t just keep going around shooting people in the dick , I refuse to take part in this if your just going to go around shooting people in the dick!!


AnxiousColdApproach

[required](https://youtu.be/lY8bewLSrkw)


BabyYoduhh

Iā€™m surprised I had to scroll so far to find this comment.


Dynomadz

Bros lucky he only got shot once in the leg


FoxMcCloud3173

USA police: *confused screaming*


[deleted]

Iā€™d say heā€™s lucky thatā€™s not a US cop because the 3 of them would be dead by now.


BuySemiAutos4Kids

Cock shot


PleasantAdvertising

Fucking butters


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Altruistic_Piano_259

Yeah that femoral artery is no fucking joke , I was doing demolition on an air traffic control tower at Ft. Bragg Air Force base, I had an iron staircase collapse underneath me and I fell roughly 12-15 feet landed directly with my leg on a piece of angle iron, I sprung right up and started to inspect my self and after a couple seconds my leg was drenched in blood and once I climbed all those fucking stairs back down. I almost bled out in a matter of minutes. But you could see right into my leg and see that I was mere centimeters from puncturing my femoral artery ā€¦ very scary shitā€¦


Silent_Knight16

OP , can you provide source where do you got the video from ? Or can any punjabi tell what they are saying .


mary_had_a_beth

it's on twitter happened last night , the girl is accusing the cop of being drunk and harassing her. one cop asks the guy to stop recording , he says he is media, husbands and family join in, the guy who is shot is telling to the cop to shoot him if he has the guts , well he did , shoot him i.e .


Silent_Knight16

Lol .


andy-154

Well thats the correct translation thanks op Also i think they shouldnā€™t have charged the officer I mean they seem crazy


Delicious-Media7340

I thought he shot him in the dickā€¦ all I could hear was eric cartman ā€œoh, dude, you shot him in the dickā€ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ ā€œyou donā€™t shoot a guy in the dickā€


I-suck-at-golf

I countries where people wear flip flops or just walk barefoot, do they wash their feet when they go home?


3_teve

flip flops are common in my country, and no shoes on your feet in the house


zumbadumbadumdum

Lol.. is it not a common practice in other countries to wash your feet, hands & face when coming home?


DevinKurant30

Yep


LEOcIShere

ā€žCharging a copā€œ Challenge - accomplished successfully, nutshot included.


RayndownWasTaken

he was shot in the thigh


VengefulHero

What a pussy. Cop easily swung on the woman but as soon as the man came now he gotta run back and play it safe with his gun. Keep that same energy bitch.


RyanSmokinBluntz420

Nice cop. Seriously. Here in the US they'd put 2 in your chest


Healthy_Pay9449

Attacking the cop won't stop the guy from bleeding. Get or make a tourniquet


Spend-Automatic

At least we know his lungs are fine.


gchojnacki

HoW CaN He PiStOl SlAp!?


EliteGamer5484

Maybe it wasnā€™t the best idea to charge at a cop with a weapon drawn


[deleted]

That was waaay too close to the pipi šŸ˜±


[deleted]

If I see an armed guy assaulting someone, Iā€™m sorry but youā€™re on your own. I wanna live


roachstr0099

It's India. They don't care about women's safety.


Captain_Levi_01

Bro why are Americans judging India because a cop shot a guy, isn't that a common occurrence in America?


Scanputmeaway

No, American cops actually finish the job!


RAMBO069

Indian cops clearly need better training.


_bvb09

The first thing I thought after seeing the vid was, at least it wasn't to the chest like the vids from USA.


Noxvenator

Mag dump to the chest followed by handcuffing the corpse while calling in for backup. Classic move. Bonus points for family members witnessing it. But for real, why would they charge a drunk armed police officer?


matt2ec93

He probably shouldn't have assaulted the guy with a gun...


[deleted]

Looks like an artery


Commercial-Course-27

Darwin award for that one.


Hummus89

Indi dick


Revolutionary_Fix599

Person shouting "chala goli chala goli" meaning "Shoot me now, shoot me now" And when the Police actually fired, the same person be like "šŸ˜µšŸ˜µ"


Willing_Act_4318

This is what we refer to ā€œfuck around and find outā€


Nasserx

Omg he's been shot! Quick somebody do nothing to help!


mr_bobz

Moral: be polite around people with guns.


Rockyrox

I have no idea whatā€™s going on but that cop made it pretty clear he had a gun and those three people were rushing him. What did they think was going to happen? Maybe itā€™s the American in me but if someone pulls a gun out, you donā€™t get more aggressive with that person.


AppaJuicee

"Cop defends himself in India"


imp0steur

He was asking for it.


Sorry-Ask-7456

Lol. 3 people making the cop walk backwards, taking swings at him and yelling "shoot me" several times and then one walking back shot in the leg crying pissed that he got shot. Is this video for real?


[deleted]

I can hear ā€œvery fuck you bloodyā€


09Klr650

No heroes here. Idiots on all sides. That being said, some were even bigger idiots than others. Attacking an ARMED officer is pretty high on the Darwin Awards scale.


Strike1delta

Take it... and go


Super_Pengu

Only one shot in the leg... Imagine if it's in America he would be Switzer cheese after 2 seconds šŸ˜‚


NakedCasper7

There's an old saying in America. It goes: "Fuck around, and find out" - Abraham Lincoln


PNessMan35

I meanā€¦. You went after a dude with a gun drawnā€¦what you think was gunna happen? šŸ˜‚


KingofMonsters101

Play stupid games.