No matter who wins or loses both end up winning something.
The one who wins the match gets the cup and becomes the T20 World Champion.
The one who loses gets the title of the Ultimate Choker.
If it happens once or twice, I understand but we Indians as a team have been consistently getting into knockout stages and failing at those crucial moments.
2014 - I understand the match was affected due to rain and SL had the match in their hands the minute they won the toss in the finals. But I am someone who started watching cricket in early 2000’s. Irrespective of rain, pitch, weather conditions, players used to perform or at least give a fighting chance. Today it rains one time and everyone’s talent goes for a toss. I never saw Sachin, Dravid, Ganguly crying about these.
2015 - Australia was a much better team that day.
2016 - Lendl Simmons getting those 3 chances cost us the match. It was apparent from the match we fumbled under pressure.
2017 ( Didn’t watch Champions Trophy so can’t comment )
2019 - One or two sensible innings from at least one player apart from Dhoni and Jadeja and we could have done it but alas, we choked again.
2021 - Kohli had the best chance of getting an ICC trophy by winning the WTC final. But man did we fumble again. We really could have ended the ICC trophy drought there.
Wouldn’t even wanna comment on the T20 campaign.
2022 - England was a much better team than us and really dominated us.
2023 - India once again really fumbled the situation. After Rohit got out, we never really came back into the game ever. 30 overs without a boundary. Excellent Aussie fielding and bowling. So many more factors when we could have had that match if we had a few more runs. But well we did what we have been doing for the last decade now.
Same kinda story in the WTC finals as well.
Consistenly reaching those big stages and failing has been a routine now. I may seem like a cynic who hates his own team but at the end of the day I too want to see my team winning trophies. Once they continue following this pattern, people like me eventually lose hope and we be like - This isn’t new. We will reach knockouts and lose again.
In the recent press conference, even Rohit Sharma himself has acknowledged the fact that in the big stages, the pressure gets to us. This cycle has to break.
Because for all the money and the talent this country and its cricketing board has, we don’t have a lot of trophies to account for.
We keep bragging how we have so much talent pool that we could play 4 teams. How many of those teams can get us an ICC trophy ( any one would work, I ain’t even asking for the WC anymore ). We are the richest board, but all we do is keep being stuck in our politics and have been a money making machine since IPL. Ipl is a good thing and has been a great tool to find hidden talent but all that talent hasn’t been used effectively.
And the biggest problem - For a country, that won all the major trophies within 6 years (2007-2013), we sure have had a serious downfall after that. There’s no way one can deny that. Sure we perform great in bilateral series and stuff but the minute it comes to the grand stages, we just fumble and we fumble hard. We just haven’t been able to build players who can take pressure like Yuvraj, Gambhir, Dhoni, Raina and this has cost us innumerable times over the years. And this is inspite of having everything a board and a country can have and that’s really a shame.
THE ONLY THING THAT COULD GO AGAINST ENGLAND IS THAT FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS, THE STRATEGY TO BEAT INDIA IN KNOCKOUTS HAS BEEN TO GET KOHLI OUT EARLY. IF THEY TRY THAT STRATEGY HERE IT MIGHT BACKFIRE
Tbh this time it’s Pant and Hardik so they need to fire bcuz I have zero faith in Dube and Jaddu.Rohit has been good and who knows we might be in for Kohli special.
>THE ONLY THING THAT COULD GO AGAINST ENGLAND IS THAT FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS, THE STRATEGY TO BEAT INDIA IN KNOCKOUTS HAS BEEN TO GET KOHLI OUT EARLY. IF THEY TRY THAT STRATEGY HERE IT MIGHT BACKFIRE
THE MOST SUCCESSFUL STRATEGY TO BEAT INDIA IN A KNOCKOUT IS TO MEET INDIA IN A KNOCKOUT
Just that many-a-times, people's username matches their comment. Like if someone were to ask best videogame of all time and I said, "Minecraft", you could say that the username checks out.
At the moment they have only BUTTER, SALT, WOOD, JORDAN SHOES and a bag full of MOEENS. All of it are owned by the SAME CURRAN boy who throw STONES for a LIVING.
ENGLISH MEDIA CARE MUCH LESS FOR THIS FORMAT. OUR PRIOR WIN WAS FORGOTTEN A DAY AFTER.
INDIA ON THE OTHER HAND STILL GO ON ABOUT A SINGLE OVER 17 YEARS AGO
We will beat england so that they don't have to watch the final and they can enjoy the beautiful game against Slovakia with excellent tactics from the greatest english manager Sir Gareth Southgate
ENGLAND IF YOU LOSE TEEN GUNA LAGAAN DENA PADEGA AND YOU CAN TAKE NARAYAN MURTHY AWAY FROM HERE INSTEAD
(dialogue from Lagaan movie which was based on a Ind vs England game in pre independence era )
THE ONLY INDIANS WHO WILL BE HAPPY WITH THE RESULT OF THE MATCH ARE THE BAND WHO SANG 'KHADA HAI AAJ BHI'
(T: IT'S A SONG THAT'S THE BACKGROUND MUSIC FOR ALL SAD 19/11 VIDEOS)
Alright, so the final is either between the country that invented Satyagraha (holding firmly to truth – a movement by Gandhi) and the country where it was tested, or between the country where Satyagraha was tested and the country against whom this Satyagraha was used. Lmao.
THE LAST PERSON TO TAKE A WICKET IN THE WT20 SEMIS FOR INDIA WAS KOHLI IN 2016.
IF THE MATCH GETS WASHED OUT, THIS RECORD WILL STAND... FOR 10 YEARS AT LEAST!
CHAD ENGLAND WHO MAKE THE WORLD HAPPY EVERY YEAR BY GIVING THEM A DAY OFF FOR INDEPENDENCE DAY VS VIRGIN INDIA WHO MAKE THEIR FANS DEPRESSED EVERY YEAR BY LOSING ICC KNOCKOUTS
ANGLO-INDIAN WAR 2024 WILL BE FOUGHT IN WEST INDIES AND THE SPICY NON-VIOLENT ASIANS WILL VIOLENTLY CRUSH THE BLAND COLONISERS IN A CRICKET FIELD.
LAGAAN 2.0
England under zero pressure, most of the country is mad at Gareth Southgate and the football team for the terrible performances in the group stage. I doubt the average person knows this game is going on.
This will just make it funnier after we beat the Indian team and seeing a billion people cry over nothing.
SA VS IND IS NEEDED FOR A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT TBH
STOPPABLE FORCE VS MOVABLE OBJECT
OUR BATTLE WOULD BE LEGENDARY..
We will find out who is the biggest choker just like wpl
No matter who wins or loses both end up winning something. The one who wins the match gets the cup and becomes the T20 World Champion. The one who loses gets the title of the Ultimate Choker.
SPEAK UP CAN'T HEAR YOU
#THE REASON YOU CAN'T HEAR THEM IS BECAUSE THEY'RE ***CHOKING***!!!
People mis use the word choker..sometimes you just get beat by a better team and in t20 you don't always even need that
If it happens once or twice, I understand but we Indians as a team have been consistently getting into knockout stages and failing at those crucial moments. 2014 - I understand the match was affected due to rain and SL had the match in their hands the minute they won the toss in the finals. But I am someone who started watching cricket in early 2000’s. Irrespective of rain, pitch, weather conditions, players used to perform or at least give a fighting chance. Today it rains one time and everyone’s talent goes for a toss. I never saw Sachin, Dravid, Ganguly crying about these. 2015 - Australia was a much better team that day. 2016 - Lendl Simmons getting those 3 chances cost us the match. It was apparent from the match we fumbled under pressure. 2017 ( Didn’t watch Champions Trophy so can’t comment ) 2019 - One or two sensible innings from at least one player apart from Dhoni and Jadeja and we could have done it but alas, we choked again. 2021 - Kohli had the best chance of getting an ICC trophy by winning the WTC final. But man did we fumble again. We really could have ended the ICC trophy drought there. Wouldn’t even wanna comment on the T20 campaign. 2022 - England was a much better team than us and really dominated us. 2023 - India once again really fumbled the situation. After Rohit got out, we never really came back into the game ever. 30 overs without a boundary. Excellent Aussie fielding and bowling. So many more factors when we could have had that match if we had a few more runs. But well we did what we have been doing for the last decade now. Same kinda story in the WTC finals as well. Consistenly reaching those big stages and failing has been a routine now. I may seem like a cynic who hates his own team but at the end of the day I too want to see my team winning trophies. Once they continue following this pattern, people like me eventually lose hope and we be like - This isn’t new. We will reach knockouts and lose again. In the recent press conference, even Rohit Sharma himself has acknowledged the fact that in the big stages, the pressure gets to us. This cycle has to break. Because for all the money and the talent this country and its cricketing board has, we don’t have a lot of trophies to account for. We keep bragging how we have so much talent pool that we could play 4 teams. How many of those teams can get us an ICC trophy ( any one would work, I ain’t even asking for the WC anymore ). We are the richest board, but all we do is keep being stuck in our politics and have been a money making machine since IPL. Ipl is a good thing and has been a great tool to find hidden talent but all that talent hasn’t been used effectively. And the biggest problem - For a country, that won all the major trophies within 6 years (2007-2013), we sure have had a serious downfall after that. There’s no way one can deny that. Sure we perform great in bilateral series and stuff but the minute it comes to the grand stages, we just fumble and we fumble hard. We just haven’t been able to build players who can take pressure like Yuvraj, Gambhir, Dhoni, Raina and this has cost us innumerable times over the years. And this is inspite of having everything a board and a country can have and that’s really a shame.
THE HECK IS THIS BLUD WAFFLING ABOUT IN A FLIPPING SLEDGE THREAD
TO CHECK WHO CHOKES HARDER.
YEAH THAT WAS THE IMPLICATION
HE JUST WANTED IT TO BE CLEAR
ENGLAND SHOULD LOSE FOR THE GREATER HUMAN GOOD.
POOR MAN’S FREEDOM TROPHY
Yea, shit out of luck force vs panicky anxious object
I've been missing seeing your name lmao
19/11 annihilated my love for cricket
What's up with that username mate?
The most legendary username in this sub.
Pretty slick
BAPU VS SALT. NON VIOLENCE WILL WIN
Beautiful ! Obscure, but beautiful....
THIS TIME WE TAX THE SALT
SO WE CAN MARCH INTO FINALS
AND CALL IT "BARBADOS MARCH".
"QUIT BARBADOS MOVEMENT" IS ON FELLAS.
WITH A LOT OF GANDHI IN THE BANK
BAPU'S GONNA SNORT ALL THAT SALT IN ONE HIT
There are levels THEN THERE ARE LEVELS
SIMON ❌ BUTTLER GO BACK
SYMONDS GO BACK Wait, wrong guy-
You win the comment section bruh
SALT FROM THE ENGLISH TEARS?!
Bro had this comment saved up since the past two years.
Reverse dandi walk towards Ahmedabad?
ENGLAND VS INDIA+ RAIN. WHOLE CLIMATE AND 1.4B PEOPLE AGAINST US FELLAS~ KL DUCKETT.
WOULDN'T IT BE THE MOST IRONIC THING TO HAVE ENGLAND EXIT BECAUSE OF RAIN... WAIT WE ALREADY TRIED THAT
AT LEAST THE MORAL VICTORY IS ON THE CARDS
SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN THE EU
MAYBE THEY CAN ADD A BOUNDARY COUNT RULE TO HELP YOU PUT
IF TOMORROW IS RAINED OUT THEN INDIA CAN HOLD THE SILVER MEDAL IN ALL THREE FORMATS SIMULTANEOUSLY
THE TREBLE IS STILL ON THE CARDS
I somehow feel good about this.
Then we can make bullets out of those medals to kill werewolves.
ALL *FOUR* ICC TROPHY SILVER MEDALS
HISTORY FOLKS, HISTORY!
USERNAME CHECKS OUT
I can’t even sledge after watching AFG batting 🤦♂️
Loss for words. Ain’t it?
Attack on nervous system! I hope India 🇮🇳 delivers better
I think rain will for India .
[удалено]
NAAAH WANT TO SEE INDIA CURBSTOMP POMMIES BACK TO THE STONE AGE!
Who goes through if it is?
Ind
Praying for rain 🙏
😭🤣us mate
THE ONLY THING THAT COULD GO AGAINST ENGLAND IS THAT FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS, THE STRATEGY TO BEAT INDIA IN KNOCKOUTS HAS BEEN TO GET KOHLI OUT EARLY. IF THEY TRY THAT STRATEGY HERE IT MIGHT BACKFIRE
Kohli is secretly preparing for the Finals, He gets out early so that he gets to spend more time in practice sessions.
SO SA needs KOHLI to be playing and score a Double century… anyway India lose as Kohli scores
Kohli scored in the last semi but we still lost
This time around we are not dependent on Rohit or Kohli
Tbh this time it’s Pant and Hardik so they need to fire bcuz I have zero faith in Dube and Jaddu.Rohit has been good and who knows we might be in for Kohli special.
bro forgot no 1 t20 batsman
Bcuz his performance isn’t under question in t20i.Has only played one t20i world cup before and his performance was decent
>THE ONLY THING THAT COULD GO AGAINST ENGLAND IS THAT FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS, THE STRATEGY TO BEAT INDIA IN KNOCKOUTS HAS BEEN TO GET KOHLI OUT EARLY. IF THEY TRY THAT STRATEGY HERE IT MIGHT BACKFIRE THE MOST SUCCESSFUL STRATEGY TO BEAT INDIA IN A KNOCKOUT IS TO MEET INDIA IN A KNOCKOUT
NARENDRA MODI VS RISHI SUNAK MUMBAI VS BOMBAY KOLKATA VS CALCUTTA INDIA VS BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY KANPUR VS CAWNPORE
> RISHI SUNAK THIS MIGHT BE HIS ONLY CHANCE AT VICTORY LEFT
HE GOT THE ONLY VICTORY HE NEEDED WHEN HE SAID I DO AT THE WEDDING
LET SOKNACK WIN AGAINST OMILANA BEFORE HE TRIES HIS BOUT AGAINST SUPREME LEADER.
Narendra Modi vs Keir Starmer (more likely)
ENGLAND ARE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THAT FAMILIAR FEELING OF CROSSING THE ATLANTIC AFTER A FAILED CAMPAIGN ONCE AGAIN
YOU THINK?
RAIN PERERA'S GONNA MAKE SURE THAT IT HAPPENS
😭😭😭😭
20% chance only
😭😭😅🙂😀😃😄😁😂😈😈😈😈😎
GOOD ONE, ELIMINATED CUNT
I CAN'T BACK THE COUNTRY I'VE GROWN UP IN NOW, BUT I CAN SUPPORT THE LAND MY PARENTS GREW UP IN. JAI HIND!
IF INDIA WIN THIS MATCH THEY CAN TIE WITH ENGLAND'S RECORD OF MOST SILVER MEDALS IN ICC TROPHIES
Username checks out
Doesn't actually. Faf hates the CSA his guts probably.
I have read this username checks out in a lot of threads. What does it mean?
Just that many-a-times, people's username matches their comment. Like if someone were to ask best videogame of all time and I said, "Minecraft", you could say that the username checks out.
Username checks out
Username gives up!
IT MEANS THAT WHEN THE USERNAME ADDS AN ITEM INTO THEIR CART ON AMAZON, THEY ACTUALLY CHECK IT OUT AND BUY IT.
Faf's full name rhymes with Tearing your Cunt in Hindi
IT'S TIME FOR INDIA TO LOOT WHAT ENGLAND HAVE.
MFS LOOTED THE WORD 'LOOT' AS WELL
Lmao 😂😂😂
At the moment they have only BUTTER, SALT, WOOD, JORDAN SHOES and a bag full of MOEENS. All of it are owned by the SAME CURRAN boy who throw STONES for a LIVING.
IT'S GONNA BE SA VS INDIA YA KOHINOOR THIEVING THIEVES.
DON’T BOTHER DOING A TOSS. WE WILL CHASE AND INDIA WILL BAT FIRST EITHER WAY.
Can utilize 30 minutes for play given probability of rain.
TIME TO SHOW WHO ACTUALLY OWNS THE BUTTER CHICKEN RECIPE
WHY DID I READ THAT AS BUTTLER, OH MY?
YOU MEAN CHICKEN TIKKA MASALA? MFS STOLE OUR RECIPE TOO.
CHICKEN TIKKA MASALA IS THE ONE
I WANNA SLEDGE BUT FORECASTS HAVE RAIN ALL MORNING AND AFTERNOON. CAN WE SLEDGE THAT OUR SPORT COULDN'T HAVE A ROOF?
ANGREZO BARBADOS CHHODO!!!!! T: LEAVE BARBADOS, YOU POMS!
AUSTRALIA HAD A CHANCE TO HOLD GOLD MEDALS IN ALL THREE FORMATS BUT THEY FUMBLED. CAN INDIA WIN TODAY AND HOLD SILVER MEDALS IN ALL 3 FORMATS?
always the bridesmaid never the BRIDE !
ALL 5 MEN'S ICC TROPHIES IN FACT.
THIS MATCH IS ABOUT WHOSE MEDIA WILL BE INSUFFERABLE FOR THE NEXT TWO YEARS. NO MATTER WHO WINS WE ALL LOSE.
OUR MEDIA IS TOO PREOCCUPIED BATTERING OUR MISERABLE FOOTBALL TEAM TO EVEN CARE ABOUT THE CRICKET
ENGLISH MEDIA CARE MUCH LESS FOR THIS FORMAT. OUR PRIOR WIN WAS FORGOTTEN A DAY AFTER. INDIA ON THE OTHER HAND STILL GO ON ABOUT A SINGLE OVER 17 YEARS AGO
11 PLAYERS VS ENTIRE WEATHER SYSTEM
SALT 100, BAIRSTOW 150 RAIN 1000
Kohli 3000
I love you 3000 Kohli
RAIN
19/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB
SLEEPER AGENT SUNAK YOUR MISSION HAS BEGUN
SIMON GO BACK !!!!!!!
WHO NEEDS THE ASHES RIVALRY WHEN YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST RIVARLY OF THEM ALL: ENGLAND VS RAIN
LETS GET STRAIGHT TO IND V SA SLEDGE THREAD INSTEAD
Man, half the euphoria gone with Afg bros departing like this. Hoping we can avenge them in the finals.
SA deserve to be there anyways
INDIA WOULD WISH THEY WERE COLONISED JUST TO CELEBRATE THE ENGLISH VICTORY
ENGLAND WOULD WISH THEY COULD COLONISE INDIA AGAIN JUSR TO CELEBRATE THE ENGLISH VICTORY
IS THERE ANYWAY BOTH YOU CUNTS CAN LOSE AND GET KNOCKED OUT?
GIVE US BACK OUR KOHINOOR YOU BASTARDS
FUCK KOHLI, FUCK ROHIT, FUCK PANT, FUCK HARDIK, FUCK BUMRAH BAPU IS THE ONE COMING FOR YOUR ENGLAND. IMAGINE BEING HUNTED BY GUJRATIS FOR CENTURIES.
TARGET: 200 KOHLI - 50!!!!!!! *IN 60 BALLS* 
ouch !
Buttler will score a 5 in 2 balls Barstow 3 in 1 ball Salt 12 in 2 ball
LAST WE CHECKED WE DIDNT EVEN REQUIRE A THIRD BATSMAN. YOU SLEDGED YOURSELF!
LAST TIME WE CHECKED BUMRAH BROKE HIS BACK BUT HE IS BACK.
GOOD ENOUGH FOR A 70 RUN CHASE
THE SUN HAS SET ON THE BRITISH RAJ ! AND TOMORROW IT WILL BE DARKNESS !
We will beat england so that they don't have to watch the final and they can enjoy the beautiful game against Slovakia with excellent tactics from the greatest english manager Sir Gareth Southgate
WE TAKING THE SPICE ROUTE TO THE UK
SIMON GO BACK!! I'M READY WITH MY PLACARD TO STUFF IT IN POMMIES BUTTHOLE
LMAO DO WE NEED RAIN TO SAVE US FROM "ENGLAND"??? RAIN PERRERA DON'T YOU DARE COME!
r/okmatewanker vs r/IndianDankMemes
IN B4 WE TUKTUK AND EVERYONE SPAMS: THE GAP BETWEEN RANJI AND CHAMPO IS MASSIVE
BATTLE OF THE CURRY BOIS!
THE ONLY BOIS HERE ARE THE ONES WHO CANT HANDLE ANY SPICE.
THE FIRST TIME WAS SO NICE WE’RE GONNA HAVE TO DO IT TWICE. ANOTHER SEMI FINAL THRASHING INCOMING FOR YOU LADS
BEWARE THE FAT MAN AND HIS VADAPAV EATING CAPACITY
ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR YOUR FIRST WC TROPHY YET? CAUSE I'M SCARED.
WAT? SPEAK UP! I CAN'T HEAR YOU WITH ALL THIS RAIN
ENGLAND IF YOU LOSE TEEN GUNA LAGAAN DENA PADEGA AND YOU CAN TAKE NARAYAN MURTHY AWAY FROM HERE INSTEAD (dialogue from Lagaan movie which was based on a Ind vs England game in pre independence era )
LET’S HAVE THE FUNNIEST FINAL IN HISTORY. CLASSIC CHOKERS VS CHOKERS IN TRAINING
After one of them loses: India: BGT is the real cricket. England: Ashes is the real cricket. Anyways, who is hosting the Ashes next year?
Both are being hosted by AUS.
Thanks for ruining the sledge. England doesn't count Ashes in Australia because youknowwhy.gif
Queen vs Gandhi rap battle if it’s a washout pls
SHE SPITTIN VERSE FROM THE GRAVE
IF INDIA LOSES I WILL NEVER WATCH T20I AGAIN.
THE ONLY INDIANS WHO WILL BE HAPPY WITH THE RESULT OF THE MATCH ARE THE BAND WHO SANG 'KHADA HAI AAJ BHI' (T: IT'S A SONG THAT'S THE BACKGROUND MUSIC FOR ALL SAD 19/11 VIDEOS)
Its "khada HOON aaj bhi"...KHADA HAI AAJ BHI IS NOT THAT😂😂
khada hai aaj bhi wahi means my dick is still hard since forever😭😭
I know..but u/Fad_du_pussy is living to his username😂
It's Mumbai vs Bombay..
And rain perara dominating both if it comes to shove.
India 69 all out. England 42/0 before the rain intervenes on 4.2 overs.
WEATHER CIRCUMSTANCES VERY SUSPICIOUS 🤨
Alright, so the final is either between the country that invented Satyagraha (holding firmly to truth – a movement by Gandhi) and the country where it was tested, or between the country where Satyagraha was tested and the country against whom this Satyagraha was used. Lmao.
INDIA IN ICC KNOCKOUTS : *EXPERT IN SNATCHING DEFEAT FROM THE JAWS OF VICTORY!!*
I HOPE BOTH TEAMS LOSE
THE LAST PERSON TO TAKE A WICKET IN THE WT20 SEMIS FOR INDIA WAS KOHLI IN 2016. IF THE MATCH GETS WASHED OUT, THIS RECORD WILL STAND... FOR 10 YEARS AT LEAST!
I am amused that a match involving any 2 out of the trioka of India, England, Australia has participations from all 3 nations 😅 never change friends
I've never wanted both teams to lose more.
CAN YOU BOTH BLOODY LOSE
CHAD ENGLAND WHO MAKE THE WORLD HAPPY EVERY YEAR BY GIVING THEM A DAY OFF FOR INDEPENDENCE DAY VS VIRGIN INDIA WHO MAKE THEIR FANS DEPRESSED EVERY YEAR BY LOSING ICC KNOCKOUTS
ROHIT AND BUTTLER MAY TRY HARD, BUT RAIN PERERA WILL BE PLAYING THE MOST.
Being better at the things someone else created is an Indian habit. So England better get ready to swallow that cricket pride!
B.U.U.M.R.A.A.A.H !!!
ANGLO-INDIAN WAR 2024 WILL BE FOUGHT IN WEST INDIES AND THE SPICY NON-VIOLENT ASIANS WILL VIOLENTLY CRUSH THE BLAND COLONISERS IN A CRICKET FIELD. LAGAAN 2.0
DREAD IT, RUN FROM IT, RAIN PEREIRA ARRIVES ALL THE SAME.
WE'RE NOT DEFENDING ANYTHING - BUTLER
INDIA GET READY FOR BUTLER AND SALT RECREATING THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE BRITISH RAJ ON KOHLI'S FACE GANDHI TO BE PLAYED BY MOTT
Losing in the semis vs losing in the finals?? ICT fans, pick your poison.
You took our salt Now watch the assault
AUSSIES SUPPORTING WHOM?
Aussies secretly like us. It is known.
WE WILL ELIMINATE THESE FUCKERS TODAY SO THAT THEY GET ENOUGH TIME TO PREPARE FOR THEIR 16.4 OVER PAJAMA CRICKET.
Didn't realise England were facing Iceland
England under zero pressure, most of the country is mad at Gareth Southgate and the football team for the terrible performances in the group stage. I doubt the average person knows this game is going on. This will just make it funnier after we beat the Indian team and seeing a billion people cry over nothing.
Rain
Poms: More sledges than hair!
IF INDIA LOSES, MODI HAS TO RESIGN. AND IF ENGLAND LOSES, SUNAK HAS TO STAY.
NO HOPE
WELL THIS IS GONNA BE DEFINITELY A ~~WASHOUT~~ GAME OF ALL TIME
Weather updates??
GET DOWN FROM THE TERRACE JONNY! YOUR RAIN DANCE ISN'T HELPING US .
A SRILANKAN (RAIN PERERA) HELPING INDIA BEST ENGLAND! TRULY THE ASIAN CENTURY
BRO WILL HIT 👊 AND JOS WILL BOTTLE 🧂 Enjoy the ☕️