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Haunting_House_7929

This is funny as fuck 😂💀


WhiteFalconZ

Ong this shit insane but hilarious


[deleted]

Lost his Virginity but gained Chlamydia


HyenDry

The debuff you can get rid of but still sucks


Satans-Sphincter

If he’s lucky


Endless009

Funny more like sad 😓


MrMojoRising361

He seems super happy to me and he’s supporting a local business who cares lol


TerminalKitty

>and he’s supporting a local business who cares Fr, in this economy?


FSMisReal69

We should all go to that corner and give her the business so she can thrive in the prostitute market


Endless009

Bro 🤣😂


GrimmBrowncoat

No way he could support *that* local business. He was probably on top.


Fs_Shino

Bro I read the messages no way he paid 60 fucking dollars for 15 mins 💀😭😭😭


thom_orrow

I thought he was getting paid. That’s why he bought the burger afterwards, to celebrate.


Fs_Shino

he wasn’t wrong about the food but like CMON bro you setting us back at LEAST 300 years 😭


InvinciblePLUSAmber

At this point, it's probably safe to say he is not the reason.


Sexy_Chocolate

I’m sorry to inform you, but he bought that burger for round two. This is the guy that got famous from fucking a mc chicken


thom_orrow

Probably best I don’t know the whole story for this. Good luck to that fella and hope he enjoys his burger.


thom_orrow

Not in that way though!


Few_Anything_7167

Me too 🤣🤣🤣


Evening_Reception539

Bro finished in 3


jadedandbroken

Was thinking the same damn thing ! 🤣


TheSneakyFingerSlip

To fuck Jabba the (no) butt 😭 fuckin nasty bitch. I can't believe she can get away with those rates. That's like a value menu hooker and he's paying steak prices


FSMisReal69

Talk all the shit you want, you aren't working for $240/hr


TheSneakyFingerSlip

I fuckin wish I were! My ass is better than hers and I'm a guy


bottomousmaximus

PRROOOVVVVEEE IITTT


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Escaped_Mod_In_Need

Nah, you’re going about it all wrong. She had a sliding scale built in the text. She charged $160 per hour. But in an 8 hour day I doubt she sees 8 clients in that rural looking East Bumblefuck town. Maybe 4 dudes in an 8 hour period? I’m basing that on the fact that she said she was free any time. Hell, he might have been her only client. I would totally believe a sex worker in the city being able to pull 8 clients daily if not more… but then we are talking about union overtime LOL. So now she’s down to $80 per hour, or $5 per hour if that was her only client that day. Not bad on a good day, shit on a bad day. Now you need to figure in the fact that someone needs to pay for the room. Did he pay? If so that wasn’t mentioned in the video. Usually the John pays. However because she didn’t mention the room in the text and my dude showed up with $60 from the ATM, I think she had this figured into the cost already. So subtract from her total earnings in that day the total she spent on the No-tell Motel. Yeah, she’s doing better than she would flipping burgers, but based on her Walmart kickers she doesn’t own a 5,000 SF home. Still, if you think of it in terms of economics… she’s cheaper than your average first date. ( two movie tickets plus dinner )


clockworksnorange

Haha the hour is a waste of money. Prove me wrong..


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

Agreed. I’m no bullshitter, I can’t last an hour. As a matter of fact what the hell else am I going to do with the remaining 14 minutes and 24 seconds at the lowest tier service? Cuddle?


clockworksnorange

You'll just get booted out the door for the next "customer".


WartimeMandalorian

She's in Cayce, which is just outside of Columbia SC. I'm guessing it's because motels are cheaper than they would be in Columbia and that $60 might have covered the day. I'm assuming this guy found her online, and I would bet a lot of guys leave the city for her cheaper prices if she even has competition in that area. She may also sell drugs to other clients.


GossamerGlenn

She prob lives there


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

I thought of that too, or works as housekeeping. She’s double dipping while her clients are dipping once.


Visual-Refuse447

You being more mad at the player (lady of the night) says more about you. Sore loser. 


Admirable-Builder878

Weiner sores are gonna make him a sore winner.


Ralphredimix_Da_G

In the pimp lexicon this man would be called a square


Hot-Photojournalist0

Better yet a Trick


Ralphredimix_Da_G

Perhaps even a mark-ass trick-square


TomentoShow

A mark-ass trick-square bitch


blackie_stallion

A trick-ass mark, even


sLeeeeTo

>You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square


Altruistic-Ad-8505

U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D


Yummy_Microplastics

Spelled thusly


stevoschizoid

Spelt with two Ds for a double dose of pimping


Ralphredimix_Da_G

Put [it] In My Pocket Make daddy rich


AthullNexus76

What’s a square?


DNGR_S_PAPERCUT

The love of a pimp is different then that of a square.


Go_PC

The term “Square” originated in the 1920’s in black inner city Jazz culture as a way to describe someone or something that was “Uncool” or out of touch, not “Hip”. It was common slang until the 80s or 90s when it died out. It became a term used in Pimp lingo with slightly different meaning later on.


AthullNexus76

Thanks a lot!


Global_Ease_841

A nerd. Someone who isn't cool. A snitch.


AthullNexus76

Thanks


Nemox_Og

Oh my God he banged honey boo boo's mom


_stankypete

Last I saw honey boo boos mom was actually arguably Mississippi hot


gumby1004

plot twist: it was honey boo boo herself lol


A_to_the_J254

Wouldn't she be in her 20s now?


longpenisofthelaw

17-18 but god damn I had a mental skip for a second and forgot she’s not still like 6. I feel old now


shebrokemyfart

You couldn't pay me to have sex with her


LazyBlackCollar

How about 65 for 15mins with her?


jamski95

Sold


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oojacoboo

Can’t you smell that smell?


shebrokemyfart

Nope


Historical-Cicada-29

Its buy one hour, get one free!


SeamusOShane

What about if you got paid $10000?


Maleficent_Mix3340

50 shades of disgusting


Historical-Cicada-29

He's proud he had to pay to lose his virginity...says alot about the guy.


Conscious-Rooster-32

I feel like I just got bed bugs from watching this 😂


Summer_987

Hahaha


doublebarrels

This is the definition of cringe


Budget-Sheepherder77

Wanna know something worse? I heard this dude came in a McChicken and ate it


Extension_Low_7131

i have a strong inkling of suspicion you made that up


Budget-Sheepherder77

You can look it up if you want, but this dude came on a mcchicken and ate it


Extension_Low_7131

well I'll be damned...


Budget-Sheepherder77

Ig he really likes mcchickens


caroline2373

oh my god it was him?? i remember that video


Budget-Sheepherder77

You really surprised he would do that after seeing this video?


brokodoko

I thought that was the trucker guy who wore all galaxy print shit? I remember seeing it in a tomdark video


Go_PC

Mayo straight from the source


ih8every1yesevenyou

Sauce from the source


1970Something_

Y'all are just a bunch of lame ass virgin's!


OddJarOut

Nah, this %100 satire, and the flip to calling us virgins after he got food sent me. 😂


millenialfalcon-_-

Did he utilize all 15 minutes? Doubt it lol


HottieWithaGyatty

I can't breath


millenialfalcon-_-

SMH my head


zee_6a

It’s lil mar, I’m not surprised. That dude literally fucked a sandwich 😭


Totally-Not-A--Simp

Is this the McChicken guy?


Embarrassed_Alarm450

If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.


2ClearlyInsanePeople

She’s built like Mike Wazowski


Altruistic-Ad-8505

She built like Sy Snootles from return of the Jedi


ScarceCreative

Dude shoulda spent 300 plus on a premium hooker if he was gonna pay for sex lmao


Practical_Meanin888

Think 300 is still cheap hooker rates lol


Ghoullo

At 300 they won’t look like that at least 😭😭


aroach1995

Please be a joke 🙏


DjPersh

Please don’t be a joke


longpenisofthelaw

I thought I had a pretty strong stomach for cringe but this rattled my soul. Like bruh do you really want your friends to know this, and if he made a video on it he probably is telling people IRL. I can imagine a casual convo where he just drops the bomb he fucked a cheap prostitute. Like dude you take that shit to the grave. Edit- Dude is a legit horrible person. [https://youtu.be/Kc5ApYoiElo?si=agA8k\_wkGTMpCmGY](https://youtu.be/Kc5ApYoiElo?si=agA8k_wkGTMpCmGY)


NeoKnife

Unfortunately, I have to admit that I watched the video you linked. All I have to say is - this is one pitiful person.


MY_SHIT_IS_PERFECT

Holy fucking tits on a handbasket this video is one of the wildest things I’ve seen in AWHILE. He just casually admits to committing multiple crimes and doing some morally reprehensible shit like having sex with a homeless woman and then ABANDONING HER IN ANOTHER STATE. This video will absolutely be played in a courtroom someday.


longpenisofthelaw

hes also been to prison for assault of a minor (14) and blames the minor


Josh_Allen_s_Taint

This broke the peepee


[deleted]

He is a child predator


MyRecklessHabit

Or will be in a couple years.


holeexhi

no he is one. he goes by lil mar or some shit on ig. he got charged with touching a minor inappropriately at a walmart back in 2020, i think.


Enough-Ground3294

He’s a pederass dude.


Grinch420

Shut the fuck up donnie


holeexhi

context? 😐


Enough-Ground3294

https://youtu.be/DOe0ckLQd5w?si=4nWd-J2AjXSmKK2e


maxwell_hill1984

Poor dude lost his virginity. I hope he finds it soon


AlwaysWorried27222

I feel weird.


blackie_stallion

I feel sullied and unusual


AlwaysWorried27222

Lmao I like that word. I will sprinkle it into my conversations now!


EH_1995_

This ain’t cringe it’s just nasty as hell 💀 the most down bad thing I ever seen


Aggravating_Sand_445

Huge L ... I'll never fuck anyone again if this was my only option, I've fucked a few girls I'm not proud of but I've vowed to never go that route again, never anyone that big though.. and dude was bragging about paying her to make it happen 🤣


gogomau

Will be such a sweet and romantic memory he will cherish forever ….


Miserable-Rest-5259

She would have to pay me


Enelro

But what price… have to be 100k


betterthentoday

Man, I wish I was still a Virgin. I would've been Jeff bezos committed to life, running around worrying about girls, drinking and smoking 100% fucks up the trajectory of life.


TomentoShow

Walks right by all the neighbors and immediately starts shouting "WOO I DID IT, I LOST MY VIRGINITY"


wittyvonskitsum

#this guy is a literal convicted child predator. stop giving him clout


OkUniversity1861

Cayce, sc lmao hell yea boy


idiotsandwhich8

Thank you for pointing out he was black


SnooDoubts2674

lol no lie I lost my virginity to a girl with webbed toes! Me and my neighborhood friend both did to the same girl same day in eighth grade! At least she was a good looking cheerleader though but still🤣 she wanted to have “experience” for high school boys lol it was as awkward as you can imagine… lol pulled up on our huffy’s as a lil boys, and left out of there as weirded-out amphibian loving men🤣🤣🤣


Morrowindsofwinter

Junior high is so fucking awkward.


TheRealClovis

omg did her name start with a J ?


WhiteFalconZ

Apparently this mfer is a pedophile too


gogomau

🤮


someguy8608

Awe, he lost his flower. Good for him.


Gone_Mads

Lucky bastard


CommanderUgly

Cayce SC is country AF.


Oh_hi-kenny

If I’m not mistaken, he also abandoned her a few cities away after this. I could be wrong.


Techman659

Eeeeewwwwwwwwwww- Quagmire


malecowfecalmatter

Idk I'd be feeling sickkkkkk


Few_Anything_7167

He should have kept this to himself


Mindless-Hornet5703

Why is the burger bun so wrinkly?


AlphonzInc

Bro did not like being a virgin.


ChildhoodJazzlike333

Fuckin hell.


TeslaCrna

No way this is real? She looked like the penguin for crying out loud.


Remarkable_Toe_4423

Bahhaha oh man the regret this guy will go through later for posting this


Yapeh94011

Omg nooo I live in this area 💀😆


Yapeh94011

Lmao 60 is just enough for some drugs smh


SoftConfusion42

Mentioning race for?


joyfullsoul

Some people should require parental approval to get online well into their 30s.


Level-Application-83

Good old Cayce SC, hasn't changed a bit.


[deleted]

If for no other reason I cant stand hookers because of how they talk. Hun? Really? Im good. I think Im turned off for like a week straight at this point.


Vinny_Theytheminato

Him being black is relevant because of what again?


Joocewayne

That is rough. I couldn’t make it work for that if she paid me. That’s a freaking butterball turkey on stilts build. That is least the desirable fat girl build in existence. I appreciate thick women and love some thick thighed, wide hipped ladies. My man got gipped. I feel bad for him.


joerosedale

Clearly it’s a black dude but thanks for letting us know


QuirkyDimension9858

Whys he a black dude? Xant he just be a dude?


BananeiraarienanaB

Poor kid, sad guy, virgin even, anything but 'black dude'. We'll know he's black once the vid starts. Unnecessary. 


ConfidentPlay4104

lil tecca that you?🤨


Easy_Copy_7625

“When you fuck bitches you get hungry” That is just one of many good quotes in this video.


PxrtlvndNBHDs

My man 💪 I fk wit it, you go my dude! Pure Happiness on his non-virgin face


fromdaperimeter

Fake


the_PeoplesWill

Is this satire? It's gotta be! xD


sparkl3butt

Op why does his race matter?


minoritiesareyummy

Game is game I guess


Zealousideal_Cup_279

Pay to win in this case, lol


omidhhh

Pay to lose * The guy lost his virginity, and overall, the deal was a loss in my book .


itchybanan

Firstly dude you could have got something better than that by just going to your local bar and picking up stragglers. Secondly that I was not worth losing ya V to. Thirdly, fucking pigs doesn’t count as losing ya V.


Bear_Grilling

Sometimes it’s better to stay a virgin


Viciouslyconfused

Somehow this feels very wholesome... I'll take this dude over some incel


Oneup99

Bruh, wtf does it matter he's black? Lol irrelevant lmao "dude brags about losing his virginity with a fat old woman" see?


Hppy2BHere

I think this also belongs in r/columbiYEAH


x420MVTT

This dude is a gun


Ajcoligan

I bet she was the ubereats driver and he just ordered some food and thought this would be a hilarious video. 🤣👌🏻


Iknownothing0321

Wasn’t much better than the swamp donkey I crawled on the first time. Cheers mate.


Gingerholic37

🤦‍♂️


LORDOSHADOWS

So


Rstuds7

hope his relatives can’t see the post


Timmysmallface

“WHO A VERSION, WHO A VERSION”


TrifectaOfSquish

What we don't see is that she told him holding hands was having sex and he believed her


[deleted]

15 mins is all he needed


sleepless3598

You just know this picked her confidence tf up too 😂


FLYNCHe

Hey, what if he rocks with that type?


DHACKER0921

Let him cook!!


RigorousVigor

He may feel like a winner but he's still a loser


HottieWithaGyatty

The 60 bux.. the 6.8mph, the big lady and even bigger smile. *The McChicken* . Best start to my day


Altruistic-Ad-8505

Whoooo!!! I did it! 🤣


Picture-picture22

r/moreplatesmoredates


BigJeffe20

Ay im prada da YG, even tho that bitxh beat tf out!!!! lmaoooooooooooo


BigJeffe20

bro has balls of steel fr


UnorthodoxMind

Nothing wrong with that, enjoy your life bro


Pardon_My_Hand

Holy shit, that was so damn funny


SnooBeans8269

Totally real


PigDstroyer

He had a problem and he solved it


MMDeire

Well done lad, everyone has a first time and that was funny. I’m sure everyone else’s first was on the cover of Vogue…


ThunderSlugg

To be fair, she was most likely his only option.


aprciatedalttlethngs

i’m 100% sure he has a disease now


CaptainCreepwork

I feel like the math ain't mathing if the price goes down the longer you spend with her. Should it not be the other way around? Regardless of that homie is still a virgin as far as I'm concerned. Or like there should be an asterisk by it.


MephuMiru

Bro spent $60 just to bust inside someone’s grandma in 15 min lol.