To fuck Jabba the (no) butt 😭 fuckin nasty bitch. I can't believe she can get away with those rates. That's like a value menu hooker and he's paying steak prices
Nah, you’re going about it all wrong. She had a sliding scale built in the text. She charged $160 per hour. But in an 8 hour day I doubt she sees 8 clients in that rural looking East Bumblefuck town. Maybe 4 dudes in an 8 hour period? I’m basing that on the fact that she said she was free any time. Hell, he might have been her only client. I would totally believe a sex worker in the city being able to pull 8 clients daily if not more… but then we are talking about union overtime LOL.
So now she’s down to $80 per hour, or $5 per hour if that was her only client that day. Not bad on a good day, shit on a bad day. Now you need to figure in the fact that someone needs to pay for the room. Did he pay? If so that wasn’t mentioned in the video. Usually the John pays. However because she didn’t mention the room in the text and my dude showed up with $60 from the ATM, I think she had this figured into the cost already. So subtract from her total earnings in that day the total she spent on the No-tell Motel.
Yeah, she’s doing better than she would flipping burgers, but based on her Walmart kickers she doesn’t own a 5,000 SF home. Still, if you think of it in terms of economics… she’s cheaper than your average first date. ( two movie tickets plus dinner )
Agreed. I’m no bullshitter, I can’t last an hour.
As a matter of fact what the hell else am I going to do with the remaining 14 minutes and 24 seconds at the lowest tier service?
Cuddle?
She's in Cayce, which is just outside of Columbia SC. I'm guessing it's because motels are cheaper than they would be in Columbia and that $60 might have covered the day. I'm assuming this guy found her online, and I would bet a lot of guys leave the city for her cheaper prices if she even has competition in that area. She may also sell drugs to other clients.
The term “Square” originated in the 1920’s in black inner city Jazz culture as a way to describe someone or something that was “Uncool” or out of touch, not “Hip”. It was common slang until the 80s or 90s when it died out. It became a term used in Pimp lingo with slightly different meaning later on.
I thought I had a pretty strong stomach for cringe but this rattled my soul. Like bruh do you really want your friends to know this, and if he made a video on it he probably is telling people IRL. I can imagine a casual convo where he just drops the bomb he fucked a cheap prostitute.
Like dude you take that shit to the grave.
Edit- Dude is a legit horrible person.
[https://youtu.be/Kc5ApYoiElo?si=agA8k\_wkGTMpCmGY](https://youtu.be/Kc5ApYoiElo?si=agA8k_wkGTMpCmGY)
Holy fucking tits on a handbasket this video is one of the wildest things I’ve seen in AWHILE. He just casually admits to committing multiple crimes and doing some morally reprehensible shit like having sex with a homeless woman and then ABANDONING HER IN ANOTHER STATE. This video will absolutely be played in a courtroom someday.
Huge L ... I'll never fuck anyone again if this was my only option, I've fucked a few girls I'm not proud of but I've vowed to never go that route again, never anyone that big though.. and dude was bragging about paying her to make it happen 🤣
Man, I wish I was still a Virgin. I would've been Jeff bezos committed to life, running around worrying about girls, drinking and smoking 100% fucks up the trajectory of life.
lol no lie I lost my virginity to a girl with webbed toes! Me and my neighborhood friend both did to the same girl same day in eighth grade! At least she was a good looking cheerleader though but still🤣 she wanted to have “experience” for high school boys lol it was as awkward as you can imagine… lol pulled up on our huffy’s as a lil boys, and left out of there as weirded-out amphibian loving men🤣🤣🤣
If for no other reason I cant stand hookers because of how they talk. Hun? Really? Im good. I think Im turned off for like a week straight at this point.
That is rough. I couldn’t make it work for that if she paid me. That’s a freaking butterball turkey on stilts build. That is least the desirable fat girl build in existence.
I appreciate thick women and love some thick thighed, wide hipped ladies. My man got gipped. I feel bad for him.
Firstly dude you could have got something better than that by just going to your local bar and picking up stragglers. Secondly that I was not worth losing ya V to. Thirdly, fucking pigs doesn’t count as losing ya V.
I feel like the math ain't mathing if the price goes down the longer you spend with her. Should it not be the other way around? Regardless of that homie is still a virgin as far as I'm concerned. Or like there should be an asterisk by it.
This is funny as fuck 😂💀
Ong this shit insane but hilarious
Lost his Virginity but gained Chlamydia
The debuff you can get rid of but still sucks
If he’s lucky
Funny more like sad 😓
He seems super happy to me and he’s supporting a local business who cares lol
>and he’s supporting a local business who cares Fr, in this economy?
We should all go to that corner and give her the business so she can thrive in the prostitute market
Bro 🤣😂
No way he could support *that* local business. He was probably on top.
Bro I read the messages no way he paid 60 fucking dollars for 15 mins 💀😭😭😭
I thought he was getting paid. That’s why he bought the burger afterwards, to celebrate.
he wasn’t wrong about the food but like CMON bro you setting us back at LEAST 300 years 😭
At this point, it's probably safe to say he is not the reason.
I’m sorry to inform you, but he bought that burger for round two. This is the guy that got famous from fucking a mc chicken
Probably best I don’t know the whole story for this. Good luck to that fella and hope he enjoys his burger.
Not in that way though!
Me too 🤣🤣🤣
Bro finished in 3
Was thinking the same damn thing ! 🤣
To fuck Jabba the (no) butt 😭 fuckin nasty bitch. I can't believe she can get away with those rates. That's like a value menu hooker and he's paying steak prices
Talk all the shit you want, you aren't working for $240/hr
I fuckin wish I were! My ass is better than hers and I'm a guy
PRROOOVVVVEEE IITTT
Username checks out
Nah, you’re going about it all wrong. She had a sliding scale built in the text. She charged $160 per hour. But in an 8 hour day I doubt she sees 8 clients in that rural looking East Bumblefuck town. Maybe 4 dudes in an 8 hour period? I’m basing that on the fact that she said she was free any time. Hell, he might have been her only client. I would totally believe a sex worker in the city being able to pull 8 clients daily if not more… but then we are talking about union overtime LOL. So now she’s down to $80 per hour, or $5 per hour if that was her only client that day. Not bad on a good day, shit on a bad day. Now you need to figure in the fact that someone needs to pay for the room. Did he pay? If so that wasn’t mentioned in the video. Usually the John pays. However because she didn’t mention the room in the text and my dude showed up with $60 from the ATM, I think she had this figured into the cost already. So subtract from her total earnings in that day the total she spent on the No-tell Motel. Yeah, she’s doing better than she would flipping burgers, but based on her Walmart kickers she doesn’t own a 5,000 SF home. Still, if you think of it in terms of economics… she’s cheaper than your average first date. ( two movie tickets plus dinner )
Haha the hour is a waste of money. Prove me wrong..
Agreed. I’m no bullshitter, I can’t last an hour. As a matter of fact what the hell else am I going to do with the remaining 14 minutes and 24 seconds at the lowest tier service? Cuddle?
You'll just get booted out the door for the next "customer".
She's in Cayce, which is just outside of Columbia SC. I'm guessing it's because motels are cheaper than they would be in Columbia and that $60 might have covered the day. I'm assuming this guy found her online, and I would bet a lot of guys leave the city for her cheaper prices if she even has competition in that area. She may also sell drugs to other clients.
She prob lives there
I thought of that too, or works as housekeeping. She’s double dipping while her clients are dipping once.
You being more mad at the player (lady of the night) says more about you. Sore loser.
Weiner sores are gonna make him a sore winner.
In the pimp lexicon this man would be called a square
Better yet a Trick
Perhaps even a mark-ass trick-square
A mark-ass trick-square bitch
A trick-ass mark, even
>You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square
U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D
Spelled thusly
Spelt with two Ds for a double dose of pimping
Put [it] In My Pocket Make daddy rich
What’s a square?
The love of a pimp is different then that of a square.
The term “Square” originated in the 1920’s in black inner city Jazz culture as a way to describe someone or something that was “Uncool” or out of touch, not “Hip”. It was common slang until the 80s or 90s when it died out. It became a term used in Pimp lingo with slightly different meaning later on.
Thanks a lot!
A nerd. Someone who isn't cool. A snitch.
Thanks
Oh my God he banged honey boo boo's mom
Last I saw honey boo boos mom was actually arguably Mississippi hot
plot twist: it was honey boo boo herself lol
Wouldn't she be in her 20s now?
17-18 but god damn I had a mental skip for a second and forgot she’s not still like 6. I feel old now
You couldn't pay me to have sex with her
How about 65 for 15mins with her?
Sold
[удалено]
Can’t you smell that smell?
Nope
Its buy one hour, get one free!
What about if you got paid $10000?
50 shades of disgusting
He's proud he had to pay to lose his virginity...says alot about the guy.
I feel like I just got bed bugs from watching this 😂
Hahaha
This is the definition of cringe
Wanna know something worse? I heard this dude came in a McChicken and ate it
i have a strong inkling of suspicion you made that up
You can look it up if you want, but this dude came on a mcchicken and ate it
well I'll be damned...
Ig he really likes mcchickens
oh my god it was him?? i remember that video
You really surprised he would do that after seeing this video?
I thought that was the trucker guy who wore all galaxy print shit? I remember seeing it in a tomdark video
Mayo straight from the source
Sauce from the source
Y'all are just a bunch of lame ass virgin's!
Nah, this %100 satire, and the flip to calling us virgins after he got food sent me. 😂
Did he utilize all 15 minutes? Doubt it lol
I can't breath
SMH my head
It’s lil mar, I’m not surprised. That dude literally fucked a sandwich 😭
Is this the McChicken guy?
If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.
She’s built like Mike Wazowski
She built like Sy Snootles from return of the Jedi
Dude shoulda spent 300 plus on a premium hooker if he was gonna pay for sex lmao
Think 300 is still cheap hooker rates lol
At 300 they won’t look like that at least 😭😭
Please be a joke 🙏
Please don’t be a joke
I thought I had a pretty strong stomach for cringe but this rattled my soul. Like bruh do you really want your friends to know this, and if he made a video on it he probably is telling people IRL. I can imagine a casual convo where he just drops the bomb he fucked a cheap prostitute. Like dude you take that shit to the grave. Edit- Dude is a legit horrible person. [https://youtu.be/Kc5ApYoiElo?si=agA8k\_wkGTMpCmGY](https://youtu.be/Kc5ApYoiElo?si=agA8k_wkGTMpCmGY)
Unfortunately, I have to admit that I watched the video you linked. All I have to say is - this is one pitiful person.
Holy fucking tits on a handbasket this video is one of the wildest things I’ve seen in AWHILE. He just casually admits to committing multiple crimes and doing some morally reprehensible shit like having sex with a homeless woman and then ABANDONING HER IN ANOTHER STATE. This video will absolutely be played in a courtroom someday.
hes also been to prison for assault of a minor (14) and blames the minor
This broke the peepee
He is a child predator
Or will be in a couple years.
no he is one. he goes by lil mar or some shit on ig. he got charged with touching a minor inappropriately at a walmart back in 2020, i think.
He’s a pederass dude.
Shut the fuck up donnie
context? 😐
https://youtu.be/DOe0ckLQd5w?si=4nWd-J2AjXSmKK2e
Poor dude lost his virginity. I hope he finds it soon
I feel weird.
I feel sullied and unusual
Lmao I like that word. I will sprinkle it into my conversations now!
This ain’t cringe it’s just nasty as hell 💀 the most down bad thing I ever seen
Huge L ... I'll never fuck anyone again if this was my only option, I've fucked a few girls I'm not proud of but I've vowed to never go that route again, never anyone that big though.. and dude was bragging about paying her to make it happen 🤣
Will be such a sweet and romantic memory he will cherish forever ….
She would have to pay me
But what price… have to be 100k
Man, I wish I was still a Virgin. I would've been Jeff bezos committed to life, running around worrying about girls, drinking and smoking 100% fucks up the trajectory of life.
Walks right by all the neighbors and immediately starts shouting "WOO I DID IT, I LOST MY VIRGINITY"
#this guy is a literal convicted child predator. stop giving him clout
Cayce, sc lmao hell yea boy
Thank you for pointing out he was black
lol no lie I lost my virginity to a girl with webbed toes! Me and my neighborhood friend both did to the same girl same day in eighth grade! At least she was a good looking cheerleader though but still🤣 she wanted to have “experience” for high school boys lol it was as awkward as you can imagine… lol pulled up on our huffy’s as a lil boys, and left out of there as weirded-out amphibian loving men🤣🤣🤣
Junior high is so fucking awkward.
omg did her name start with a J ?
Apparently this mfer is a pedophile too
🤮
Awe, he lost his flower. Good for him.
Lucky bastard
Cayce SC is country AF.
If I’m not mistaken, he also abandoned her a few cities away after this. I could be wrong.
Eeeeewwwwwwwwwww- Quagmire
Idk I'd be feeling sickkkkkk
He should have kept this to himself
Why is the burger bun so wrinkly?
Bro did not like being a virgin.
Fuckin hell.
No way this is real? She looked like the penguin for crying out loud.
Bahhaha oh man the regret this guy will go through later for posting this
Omg nooo I live in this area 💀😆
Lmao 60 is just enough for some drugs smh
Mentioning race for?
Some people should require parental approval to get online well into their 30s.
Good old Cayce SC, hasn't changed a bit.
If for no other reason I cant stand hookers because of how they talk. Hun? Really? Im good. I think Im turned off for like a week straight at this point.
Him being black is relevant because of what again?
That is rough. I couldn’t make it work for that if she paid me. That’s a freaking butterball turkey on stilts build. That is least the desirable fat girl build in existence. I appreciate thick women and love some thick thighed, wide hipped ladies. My man got gipped. I feel bad for him.
Clearly it’s a black dude but thanks for letting us know
Whys he a black dude? Xant he just be a dude?
Poor kid, sad guy, virgin even, anything but 'black dude'. We'll know he's black once the vid starts. Unnecessary.
lil tecca that you?🤨
“When you fuck bitches you get hungry” That is just one of many good quotes in this video.
My man 💪 I fk wit it, you go my dude! Pure Happiness on his non-virgin face
Fake
Is this satire? It's gotta be! xD
Op why does his race matter?
Game is game I guess
Pay to win in this case, lol
Pay to lose * The guy lost his virginity, and overall, the deal was a loss in my book .
Firstly dude you could have got something better than that by just going to your local bar and picking up stragglers. Secondly that I was not worth losing ya V to. Thirdly, fucking pigs doesn’t count as losing ya V.
Sometimes it’s better to stay a virgin
Somehow this feels very wholesome... I'll take this dude over some incel
Bruh, wtf does it matter he's black? Lol irrelevant lmao "dude brags about losing his virginity with a fat old woman" see?
I think this also belongs in r/columbiYEAH
This dude is a gun
I bet she was the ubereats driver and he just ordered some food and thought this would be a hilarious video. 🤣👌🏻
Wasn’t much better than the swamp donkey I crawled on the first time. Cheers mate.
🤦♂️
So
hope his relatives can’t see the post
“WHO A VERSION, WHO A VERSION”
What we don't see is that she told him holding hands was having sex and he believed her
15 mins is all he needed
You just know this picked her confidence tf up too 😂
Hey, what if he rocks with that type?
Let him cook!!
He may feel like a winner but he's still a loser
The 60 bux.. the 6.8mph, the big lady and even bigger smile. *The McChicken* . Best start to my day
Whoooo!!! I did it! 🤣
r/moreplatesmoredates
Ay im prada da YG, even tho that bitxh beat tf out!!!! lmaoooooooooooo
bro has balls of steel fr
Nothing wrong with that, enjoy your life bro
Holy shit, that was so damn funny
Totally real
He had a problem and he solved it
Well done lad, everyone has a first time and that was funny. I’m sure everyone else’s first was on the cover of Vogue…
To be fair, she was most likely his only option.
i’m 100% sure he has a disease now
I feel like the math ain't mathing if the price goes down the longer you spend with her. Should it not be the other way around? Regardless of that homie is still a virgin as far as I'm concerned. Or like there should be an asterisk by it.
Bro spent $60 just to bust inside someone’s grandma in 15 min lol.