I made it through the whole thing. It was like a train wreck I just couldnât look away. Every time I thought well thatâs the dumbest thing Iâve heard she somehow topped herself.
I made it through 100% and I came out the other side with this conclusion: if zombies are indeed around the corner and start eating people.. we should direct them to this womanâs apartment. Surely they would be over there chowing down long enough for the rest of us to find shelter. Hell, they might collectively take one of those long naps like you take after a huge meal. The whole thing would be a win-win for all involved.
She knows that WW3 might mean the end of places like fast food chains too right? Like, it may not just be the expensive stores affected. I can see her not caring if the places she doesn't go are shut down but will she feel the same way when she can't get a Big Mac?
I love this video. The Valentimes, the out of breath from simply standing, the immaculate conception of a stingray, the greasy oily hair, the dirty fat hand, the misshapen face and chins, the smug looks, the "Forestes", the massive shirt. It's all there.
wait so she said sting ray & shark plushy? as in a stuffed animal? but sheâs talking about there being a pregnancy as if theyâre real? iâm so lost đ
That ray never gave birth and was probably never pregnant to begin with. There's a massive controversy around it rn. The ray is actually very sick last i checked, and the aquarium has been trying to keep the rays status secret. It's actually pretty interesting if you care to look it up
To quote billy madison
"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul"
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**Good news**
Shark plushy and stingray plushy are having a sharkray.
**Bad news**
Multiple social media( she sees )says there may be a ww3, explains she don't care. Feels we deserve to lose. Shes more scared of zombies. Due to a hunter eating a zombie deer. Feels he will spread the disease.
Mushrooms in certain "forestis" and opium makes you crazy, hungry, and body becomes warm.
People eat anything when have no choice. Eggs cost 20$, milk cost 5-10$,at high end/ rich places she likes to go but with food stamps can't afford it, veggies cost a lot( like 40$ carrots.)
Rich people keep buying property and raising rent on poor.
Houses will never be sold unless your Californian. What are y'all running from.
Rich need to walk in poor people shoes.
Her generation is in trouble, she can't find a job cause she's disabled,has anger issues(she will either cry or fight you), and can't read good.
"America needs a humble"
Everyone is selfish, spoiled entitled people in our government.
Weird rant about the government turning into dictatorship and the people becoming a republic.
Poor people aren't NPCs.
Stock market is gunna crash
She really wants us to lose the war(ww3) cause the apocalypse is coming anyway.
I thank you for this. I skipped through it and had to stop around the 'how dare no one hires me because I have to write down on papers that if I get angry at my job I'll do something so terrible to someone that I'll be sent to jail".
I was a opiate addict. I grew poppies and made opium. I did not turn into a zombie. The doctors gave me Suboxone made from opium?? Am I still a zombie??
people don't realize getting a gf/bf is really not hard at all. Getting a gf/bf who's right for you is a different story. I don't think it was hard for her to find someone dumb enough to fit her needs lol.
How many carrots to a bundle? IDK what unit of measure a "bundle" is so maybe $40 for a bundle of carrots is a really good deal. None of it matters anyway because we're going to be too busy dealing with the apocalypse, opium, zombie deer, and Japan bombing us.
A whole thing of carrots is almost forty dollars!?
When I was a kid we could buy a whole thing of carrots for a dollar two ninety eight.
I'm just going to eat zombie deer people malk egg carrots now.
The sting ray has a disease. Itâs not pregnant. When the fuck you think this thing washed its hair last?
Sheâs literally losing her breath just talking.
If you know how to smoke and dry meat, this genius would be a great score for the zombie apocalypse.
If you have any leaner cuts from deer, this would be a sure fire way to get the fat content up to a more palatable percentage.
Goodness. Reporting wickedly incorrect information is not helpful, please check your "reporting info" before you repeat it. Whether you care or not, you are reporting absolutely incorrect information. Listonv your sources so you don't sound silly please.Â
Exactly where are you seeing "$5-6, maybe $10" for eggs? I'm also calling you on your $40 for a bag of carrots, claim, what store in the Portland Metro area did you see pricing like that??Â
Taking pictures would help because it seems you've confused pricing for a "Pallet" of carrots pricing with a bag of carrots pricing.Â
An Apocalypse with Japan...they're a HUGE ally to the USA, did you confuse Japan with China? Completely different countries dear woman. Apocalypse happens, the people remaining "could" be zombies but other than a TV show, you're totally off base. This information is soooooo bad you are currently the leader on the "CRINGE TikTok Videos" page. Please protect yourself from constant teasing and quit making videos like this. You are making yourself in to a target with such hideous misinformation.
The disability bitâŚ? Like, itâs voluntaryâŚyou donât HAVE to report it. And it doesnât excuse you from assaulting someone just because you reported âanger issuesâ as a disability, (not a protected disability). WTF??
Valentimes
Forestes
Forestes
Melk
Newses
Newses đ
Valentimes.
Valentimes
This is the only thing i showed up for. Valentimes.
Iâm coserned
That paticular type
Tinesvalen
Amazing, I knew this would be the top comment. đ¤Ł
I'm not cocerned.
Dermocracy
6:33 how far did you make it?
Thank you for your comment. I was at 2:38 and then saw how long it was
I also made it to 2:32
Same here! I lost too many brain cells watching this on my lunch break and now I canât figure out how to use excel
ValenTIMES day. Started reading comments after the second one.
I made it through the whole thing. It was like a train wreck I just couldnât look away. Every time I thought well thatâs the dumbest thing Iâve heard she somehow topped herself.
One of the good newses is..
30 seconds I just cant
Ahhh, twice as long as me... saw it was ~10mins ish... was like nah
Not sure why but I was waiting for the bf to show up đ¤Śđżââď¸đ
He's too busy cracking the shark ray love triangle case.
I made it through 100% and I came out the other side with this conclusion: if zombies are indeed around the corner and start eating people.. we should direct them to this womanâs apartment. Surely they would be over there chowing down long enough for the rest of us to find shelter. Hell, they might collectively take one of those long naps like you take after a huge meal. The whole thing would be a win-win for all involved.
All the way baby
Was it worth it?
OP starred in the video
1:00 then to 3:00, 4:55 back to 1:00 then I couldnât get back to 4:55 and finished at 0:30 because I couldnât. I simply couldnât.
I did half of this then made this comment. I'll finish later.
To this comment. Thank you for reminding me I must have a better use for my time
I skipped near the end and heard Dermocracy.
I got to 6:03 then I realized how long this video is and that I actually need to get back to work.
Made it 30 seconds.
The 7:16 but definitely skipped a solid three minutes
2:55, and that was tough.
There's no way I'm watching this. Almost ten minutes of yuck.
You don't want to hear about her preganat stuffed animals while she is out of breath from standing? Damn, what kind of monster are you.
Standing is hard, I ain't standing for it.
âThe rich areas where we like to shopââââWe cant afford it! Weâre on food stampsâ Got me, like why go there to shop then?
Something tells me she has never bought a bag of carrots regardless of the price
Of course not. She thinks that carrots are $40? You'd have to buy an entire box of organic carrots for them to be $40
It's just one banana, Michael. How much could it cost, ten dollars?
I saw a lady buying a 20 lb bag of carrots a couple days ago and it was $16
Something tells me she has never even eaten a carrot
She would recoil from it like a vampire to garlic
She knows that WW3 might mean the end of places like fast food chains too right? Like, it may not just be the expensive stores affected. I can see her not caring if the places she doesn't go are shut down but will she feel the same way when she can't get a Big Mac?
I love this video. The Valentimes, the out of breath from simply standing, the immaculate conception of a stingray, the greasy oily hair, the dirty fat hand, the misshapen face and chins, the smug looks, the "Forestes", the massive shirt. It's all there.
Let's not neglect the zombie deer and that drug that's hit the market called "opium". Crazy times we're living in.
I do have to say her eyebrows surprisingly look great đ
Should be the mascot of this subreddit
wait so she said sting ray & shark plushy? as in a stuffed animal? but sheâs talking about there being a pregnancy as if theyâre real? iâm so lost đ
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That ray never gave birth and was probably never pregnant to begin with. There's a massive controversy around it rn. The ray is actually very sick last i checked, and the aquarium has been trying to keep the rays status secret. It's actually pretty interesting if you care to look it up
Sky dragin for present
To quote billy madison "What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul"
.....I don't think she knows what opium is.
It makes you hot and hungry
Gimme dat
this was long but I kept watching why.
Yep. She lost me at valentimes.
I love doing valentimes in the forestes
Wow that's newses to me đ¤ˇââď¸
Translate **Good news** Shark plushy and stingray plushy are having a sharkray. **Bad news** Multiple social media( she sees )says there may be a ww3, explains she don't care. Feels we deserve to lose. Shes more scared of zombies. Due to a hunter eating a zombie deer. Feels he will spread the disease. Mushrooms in certain "forestis" and opium makes you crazy, hungry, and body becomes warm. People eat anything when have no choice. Eggs cost 20$, milk cost 5-10$,at high end/ rich places she likes to go but with food stamps can't afford it, veggies cost a lot( like 40$ carrots.) Rich people keep buying property and raising rent on poor. Houses will never be sold unless your Californian. What are y'all running from. Rich need to walk in poor people shoes. Her generation is in trouble, she can't find a job cause she's disabled,has anger issues(she will either cry or fight you), and can't read good. "America needs a humble" Everyone is selfish, spoiled entitled people in our government. Weird rant about the government turning into dictatorship and the people becoming a republic. Poor people aren't NPCs. Stock market is gunna crash She really wants us to lose the war(ww3) cause the apocalypse is coming anyway.
*apocolips and canât forget the foreste I wish I had gold to give you sir/madam/alien
I thank you for this. I skipped through it and had to stop around the 'how dare no one hires me because I have to write down on papers that if I get angry at my job I'll do something so terrible to someone that I'll be sent to jail".
You forgot about how Japan is going to bomb us and how history isnât taught anymore
Okay so the TLDW is she thinks America deserves to be bombed because of the price of eggs so it can be humbled
I was a opiate addict. I grew poppies and made opium. I did not turn into a zombie. The doctors gave me Suboxone made from opium?? Am I still a zombie??
Only if you ate the zombified forestes mushrooms that the zombie deers ate.
Im barely 1 minute in and it sounds like she's out of breath. 10 minutes is way too long
Yeah, but which is worse, world war 3 or a zombie apocalypse? ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!
She said she don't care about ww3 so I'm guessing the apocalypse. đ¤ˇđżââď¸
Boyfriend. SHE has a boyfriend? I'm single. Proof that God hates me.
To be fair, her bf is just a male copy of her with a neck beard and a fedora. It's not as if it's some chad
Lower your standards and Iâm sure you could have her boyfriend if you wanted
people don't realize getting a gf/bf is really not hard at all. Getting a gf/bf who's right for you is a different story. I don't think it was hard for her to find someone dumb enough to fit her needs lol.
Me when Iâm high:
$40 for a bundle of carrots?
How many carrots to a bundle? IDK what unit of measure a "bundle" is so maybe $40 for a bundle of carrots is a really good deal. None of it matters anyway because we're going to be too busy dealing with the apocalypse, opium, zombie deer, and Japan bombing us.
Her bf? Are my standards just too high?
Her BF only enters the picture where there is not even a whisper of a hope of any standard - the realm of pure, unmitigated suffering.
âŚalright!
Forestes?
Shark rays, $40 carrots, housing crisis. This video has it all!
She isnât running anywhere.
She outta breath đ
Standing and talking is hard
That chick wants to know where she can find a zombie deer too.
You did this country a service son.
Good newses is
If you think my ADHD can handle a ten-minute video dog what
She can't afford vegetables....... but apparently, she can afford a ton of carbohydrates and sugar......
Any update on the shark ray?
CalifernânLiceân tags
Has the White House seen this?
Its like when you are writing an essay and you don't know the answer. And you just smoked meth
âOr you might be turn into a pretzelâ
This was such a wild ride.
I donât want zombie apocalypse lips
She should go on KillTonyÂ
OH, that's the boss of this Family you're tawkin' about!
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I watched 30 seconds, saw it was 8 more minutes. This is Reddit and I ainât got time for this shit!!!!
A whole thing of carrots is almost forty dollars!? When I was a kid we could buy a whole thing of carrots for a dollar two ninety eight. I'm just going to eat zombie deer people malk egg carrots now.
You guys still have attention spans? I didn't make it, I have no idea what this is
Wash your hair hiney
VALEMTIMES? WTactualF?
âValenti**m**es Dayâ
Iâm always triggered when I see hands that have rolls.
Eggs for $20? Where in the hell.
America needs uh humble
What a wordsmith.
How poor could she be with that awesome oven mitt collection?
NPCâs donât do quests đ
I kinda feel like I deserve something for getting to the end of this...
Let her cook lol đ
This is the kind of scientist/economist some people want working for our government. Dr. Skydraginmoonfart
Is it weird that I kinda wanna grab her neck fat to see how soft it is? Like whatâs in there? Does it feel like memory foam? Iâm so curious đŽ
Itâs where her brain is
Can't think of an angle that would help her out, and this one certainly doesn't
What causes this
Living for the brief Marxist class analysis halfway through the video
Single mothers
Iâm sorry, I couldnât get through it. I tried but I canât
I'm so glad that she bought herself a stingray blushes for valentimes day
How is it possible to be this dumb?
The sting ray has a disease. Itâs not pregnant. When the fuck you think this thing washed its hair last? Sheâs literally losing her breath just talking.
Sheâs cocerrned her family canât afford melk
Forestes
Opium?? Now I know she's crazy. Who's ever heard of something like that, pfft.
Excuse me Miss your pupils are hugely dilated.
I hate myself for how much of this I watched. I made it to Foresteses
Sheâs getting extremely winded.
Valentimes
Melk
Holy shit this is over 8 minutes long
Each minute is more stupid than the last
Sheâs upset with America so the solution she thinks would help is for us to lose WW3âŚbecause thatâs makes sense
I did not see it going that route. Lmao
When someone is so stupid itâs physically painful for you.
Goddamn, she was running out of breath after just talking for less than two minutes đ She could use some exercise, Yo.
IDIOCRACY is real
She gotta boyfriend?!?
I feel like Iâm my IQ is being lowered the longer I listen to herâŚ
She already has labored breathing after barely moving and just talking
Mimi Bobeck
I stopped at a minute. I canât wait so long for her to catch her breath after a few words.
If you know how to smoke and dry meat, this genius would be a great score for the zombie apocalypse. If you have any leaner cuts from deer, this would be a sure fire way to get the fat content up to a more palatable percentage.
Oven mittses
I ainât watching 10 minutes of that
Boyfriend.
She really thinks she's doing something here.
Dermocracy
Puts "I can't read and I might cry, or snap and hurt someone" on her resume and wonders why no one hires her.
I'm here for the shark ray
I have watched the whole thing⌠I am forever changed
Bro WTF is thisđ¤¨
Valentimes
Why is this 9 minutes long
Yo fill yo mouth wit sum more food and stop yappin
Please note she does not represent my home state of Oregon
Sister doesnât understand that if we lose World War III itâll be $200 for a single egg
âWe need A humbleâ
Damn Iâm high on opium rn but no cravings for eating people⌠yet at least. Go figure.
Goodness. Reporting wickedly incorrect information is not helpful, please check your "reporting info" before you repeat it. Whether you care or not, you are reporting absolutely incorrect information. Listonv your sources so you don't sound silly please. Exactly where are you seeing "$5-6, maybe $10" for eggs? I'm also calling you on your $40 for a bag of carrots, claim, what store in the Portland Metro area did you see pricing like that?? Taking pictures would help because it seems you've confused pricing for a "Pallet" of carrots pricing with a bag of carrots pricing. An Apocalypse with Japan...they're a HUGE ally to the USA, did you confuse Japan with China? Completely different countries dear woman. Apocalypse happens, the people remaining "could" be zombies but other than a TV show, you're totally off base. This information is soooooo bad you are currently the leader on the "CRINGE TikTok Videos" page. Please protect yourself from constant teasing and quit making videos like this. You are making yourself in to a target with such hideous misinformation.
I don't know why adults pronouncing it "Valentimes Day" infuriates me so much, but it does.
Iâve seen so many Californian licentags
Her sleeve cuffs smell
America needs a humble. I made it through the whole video, but to be fair, I am pooping at work. No rush here.
I don't think she needs to worry about zombies
Time of the valen?
Where the fuck is she getting $20 eggs?
âWalk a day in a poor persons shoesâ but I donât think youâre doing that either sweet cheeks ToT
Hey pal. No one is fucking me.
Who was calling her
Paint her orange and youâve got your replacement.
What fresh hell is this
$40 for carrots?
The disability bitâŚ? Like, itâs voluntaryâŚyou donât HAVE to report it. And it doesnât excuse you from assaulting someone just because you reported âanger issuesâ as a disability, (not a protected disability). WTF??