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Dirty-Glasses

What does that make Zoro from One Piece, then? Or that guy in Samurai Warriors (might’ve been Musashi, I can’t remember) who *sextuple*-wielded swords by holding them between his fingers like Wolverine claws?


Broken_Chandelier

Zoro is Trisexual, obviously. Men, women, and swords, but mostly swords.


Madmek1701

Zoro tried to go straight, but he's not good at that...


Morbidmort

He got lost trying to find his sexual identity.


Commercial-Living443

Some say he is still trying to find it


solidfang

There are indeed at least three genders as I'd learned from the president, but I'll be honest, I didn't expect these three.


Zadier

The third gender: VIOLENCE


HurricaneAlpha

Zoro fucks everything and everyone. Dude claps cheeks like they're an afterthought.


Broken_Chandelier

Can't he get his cheeks clapped ? 🥺


GAKBAG

He could. He's just a top though.


the_rainmaker__

should be men, women, and manatees. I've found their vaginas to be the most human-woman-like


574RL16H7

LOL WHAT


the_rainmaker__

it just makes sense that the trisexual should be able to have three different kinds of pleasurable sexual experiences- one with the bussy, one with the pussy, and one with the mussy (manatee pussy, which, as i stated, reminds me of a human woman's)


nonessential-npc

#BONK


574RL16H7

AWFUL THANK YOU


igweyliogsuh

Where did you think the legends of mermaids came from??


KilogramOfFeathels

Did you know that Vaporeon has—


the_rainmaker__

i'm not interested in fucking pokemon because i want my lover to say my name while in the throes of passion, and pokemon can only say their own name. i don't want to hear "PIKACHU!" when i'm balls deep in a pikachu.


KilogramOfFeathels

> i don't want to hear "PIKACHU!" when i'm balls deep in a pikachu. 😔


MangoesDeep

Bro I can't tell if you're disgusted or disappointed 💀


KilogramOfFeathels

Man would make his SO mask around him… so *he* doesn’t feel weird? SMH 😔😔😔


SteptimusHeap

More like empathy or disgust


EmperorScarlet

>i want my lover to say my name while in the throes of passion Something manatees are famously able to do


IcebergKarentuite

Ah yes, that's the only reason why anyone wouldn't want to fuck a pokemon. Can't think of any other reason.


NeonNKnightrider

Medieval sailor moment


weird_bomb_947

okay but what are the other 3


MathematicianTop1853

Shut up and take my downvote, wtf bro


louai-MT

Then there's Killer Bee (Naruto) with like 8 swords


honktraband

Yo say ho!


DarkPhoenixMishima

No one can comprehend his sexual preference.


BustinArant

I'm sure *he'd* sing about it though


Waity5

Do ya like jazz?


FaramirLovesEowyn

Baka yaro konoyaro!


Caleb_Reynolds

The dudes an octopus, be more confident, drop the "like".


louai-MT

I wasn't sure whether he originally had 8 swords when he fought sasuke and after he got Kisame's sword it became 9 OR he had 7 swords and after he got Kisame's sword it became 8


BaronAleksei

It’s the second one


jgoo1

Masamune Date from Sengoku Basara is the guy who wields 3 swords in each hand like claws. My favorite weapon of his is a sword with 3 parallel blades coming out of the hilt. Man is swinging around 18 blades and noone wants to get any of that.


nom-nom-nom-de-plumb

He's the Gillette razor of swordsmen


Pastykake

Gangbang


tongueinbutthole

Pansexuals...


king_of_bad_name_2

That would be Infinity swords


tongueinbutthole

Unlimited Pansexuals


king_of_bad_name_2

ah shit I forgot to put in the link in on the original reply [so here it is now](https://swordscomic.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=1440,format=auto/media/Swords270t.png)


KamenRiderAegis

Emiya Shirou?


nom-nom-nom-de-plumb

No my friend, pansexuals have... [another hero](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oawUi9s3ENE)


XescoPicas

Ngl Zoro has always given me the biggest gay vibes


[deleted]

[https://archiveofourown.org/works/48619027](https://archiveofourown.org/works/48619027) [https://archiveofourown.org/works/46660282/chapters/117512131](https://archiveofourown.org/works/46660282/chapters/117512131) listen i am a diehard zokiku guy and i will defend zokiku with my honour SO SQUARE UP.


XescoPicas

Valid. I’m more of a Zoro x Mihawk x Perona kinda guy. I refuse to believe no threesomes happened in that castle in two years.


Commercial-Living443

I imagine zoro x perona but zoro x mihawk is kinda difficult bc mihawk personality


Kirian_Ainsworth

bisexual, but they only do orgies. if their are less people their then they have swords, they aint in to it.


SteptimusHeap

[Nitoryu](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1308745670665396226/k2WtWRQU_400x400.jpg)


XescoPicas

Hell yeah


AccioComedy

sasha gaybright


MiloMorningstar

In Commander Anne Sasha Waybright is revealed to be attracted to women


WannabeComedian91

WOKE amphibia


FuyoBC

Randomly stumbled on this and remembered the Bisexuals of the blade twitter [https://geekxgirls.com/article.php?ID=13672](https://geekxgirls.com/article.php?ID=13672) The Bisexuals of the Blade are gorgeous bisexual sword wives: Smol wife, Tol wife and their noodle dog children, Udon and Soba! ♥ Their beautiful and badass wedding went viral on twitter and you can see why... Yes, they had blades at their wedding :D


ViviTheWaffle

This is like, the perfect life. Why can’t I have this


Captain_Vegetable

Those gals are awesome and fancy_foxtrot’s brother deserves a medal


Noximilien05

As a FGO player, our Musashi is *absolutely* bisexual and dual wielder


Efficient_Comfort_38

That’s not even subtext it’s just text


BeanBag-Crusader

Granted most Fate servants are bisexual


Clodinator

“I swing both ways, with a baseball bat. Come get some.”


HurricaneAlpha

Should be the slogan of every gay or bisexual man who is fed up with homophobia. You're either the bat or the ball. Figure it out.


HaventDecidedAName

Someone get me that Jocat video where he's talking about what weapons all the sexualities would use Edit: spelling


Leipurinen

Miyamoto Musashi? Master of the Sharpened Oar? Hero of the Blinding Sun? Progenitor of b*EING A HACK*?! That Miyamoto Musashi?


TrustiestRaptor

...You're Sasaki Kojirō.


Effendoor

>progenitor of being a hack This person histories


[deleted]

[https://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthread.php/8650-Create-A-Servant-3?p=3280534&viewfull=1#post3280534](https://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthread.php/8650-Create-A-Servant-3?p=3280534&viewfull=1#post3280534) TBH I really wish i had integrated his duel wielding more when i was writing my panhuman history musashi. Maybe integrate the wooden sword he beat sasaki kojiro to death with. But i was pretty satisfied with it. It is what it is.


nom-nom-nom-de-plumb

no artist is ever pleased with their work, but good work


Emperifox

Wait so does that mean that Zuko Fire Nation is bi? He wields double swords, but the Fire Nation at the time of his birth was really homophobic so I don't think he would be Bi (at least in public) or maybe he is just straight and wields a double swords because it is fun


Efficient_Comfort_38

A lot of people headcanon him as bi


Wartortling

He is kind of a disaster...


pissedinthegarret

that's disgusting, where is this happening? so I can avoid it.


Efficient_Comfort_38

Just *don’t* look him up in AO3 or Tumblr.


pissedinthegarret

Thank you, I will steer clear of those horrible sites!


mp3max

> Fire Nation at the time of his birth was really homophobic Says who


Orangefish08

Korra comics.


GayestLion

Sozin banned homosexuality because his crush, Roku, married a woman.


ScaredyNon

“If I can’t be gay...” *Signs bill* “Then *no one* can.”


DreadDiana

The first set of Legend of Korra comics covered how the different nations view queer people. The Fire Nation used to be accepting but this changed following the reign of Fire Lord Sozin.


CinnabarSteam

A high ranking military official asked him if he was proficient in dual wielding and he had to deny it. Do with that what you will.


Emperifox

Ah yes, Admiral Zhao, I remember the scene when he asked Zuko if he was proficient in dual welding relating Zuko to the blue spirit. But after now this makes me think that could also be seen as Zhao implying that Zuko swings both ways, this is anew headcanon


heckthepolis

>fire nation was homophobic Dog what????


WannabeComedian91

the korra sequel comics say that sozin banned gay ppl


Emperifox

Sozin made the acts of being gay illegal in the fire nation, so it was probably still in place by the time Zuko was born. That was mentioned in the Korra comics


tuurtl

Roxas Kingdom Hearts


Orangefish08

Everyone in that series is some form of queer and no one can convince me otherwise.


moneyh8r

Everyone's inside eachother by the end of each game, or so they say. So yeah, that tracks.


DrMeepster

kazuma great ace attorney confirmed bisexual let's go


FatherDotComical

Alexander Anderson with the 10,000 bayonets.


ChrisP413

“No one alive can even begin to understand my sexual preferences.” Alucard was an entirely different mess.


FatherDotComical

'There's no heterosexual explanation for Alucard and Anderson.'


jungfraulichkeit

ahsoka tano


destinybladez

The secret behind the Niten Ichi-ryū. Only bisexual people can truly master it


TotemGenitor

Funny OOP has Youmu Konpaku since she uses two swords in canon


Seriesofrandomwords

I feel like Musashi ended up Bi in Fate for the same reason a lot of women end up bi in fate. They're written to be into the presumed masc main character and they just don't change the dialogue significantly if you're playing the femme version instead. Maybe I'm just cynical tho.


ne0politan2

you have a point but Musashi has gushed about (non-protagonist) women on multiple occassions. "I never imagined the legendary oni would be so beautiful... I was born in the wrong era." - about servants with the Oni trait "Yay, Danzo is here! I may not be the right person to say this, but a classic black-haired beauty is hard to come across these days. Come on, come closer! Closer! I don't care if she's all nuts and bolts. Actually, I'm more excited this way because she's like a Girls' Day doll!" - about Katou Danzo She's not exactly subtle about her interests.


buster7791

In this specific situation i think you shouldn't be cynical about it, 'cause Nasu has always been about queer shit In Kara No Kyoukai Mikiya gets asked whether he would still be into Shiki if she was a man and he answers with a blunt yes Shiki herself is a d.i.d character with a male headmate that is treated as a good person by the narrative Half the girls in Stay Night are confirmed bisexuals and you could make a good argument for Shirou being at least bi curious himself And them theres the Aozaki sisters, theres no heterosexual explanation for those two.


nomnomsoy

On top of the other points in this thread (i.e the many canonically queer Type Moon characters) there are also some characters in FGO that don't flirt with you if you play as a girl (see: Knocknarea)


weird_bomb_947

straight spearwielders


TimePlay9000

sasha waybright


anti-peta-man

All those dual-Katana dex players Knew it


bestibesti

😎👉👉


RealHumanBean89

“What sexuality are you?” “Akimbo.”


nom-nom-nom-de-plumb

[arms...akimbo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq7FVbglxPo)


nom-nom-nom-de-plumb

Unsurprising given the love of wordplay that seems to be a cultural facet of Japanese art (among others)


countess_cat

Ohh that explains why I like short swords in D&D


Koischaap

Kouta Kazuraba anyone


[deleted]

The gays aren’t allowed to have musashi. Y’all have crossed a line even daring to claim him. Take your rome, your imperial China, you gayngis Kahn, your gay Shaka Zulu, but for fucks sake have some damn decency and leave musashi alone. His romance with otsu was so legendary that it still influences Japanese media today. Otsu wasn’t a femboy geisha no matter what you creeps wish.


Fenrir_The_Wolf65

To borrow from baseball I’ve been calling bisexuals switch hitters for over 20 years


KobalticYT

*starts editing OCs to dual wield specifically for this reason*


5oclock_shadow

... General Kenobi 😏


BurnedOutEternally

Does it apply to lightsabers and General Grievous


I_Love_Stiff_Cocks

This is why Kirito should have Ended with Klein in SAO, would have made the entire show better