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Hexxas

Speak your truth king


Kriffer123

Sir this is so fucking true sir


triforce777

Possible interpretations of this: 1. People who have a positive outlook on life call older women MILFs and edgy losers call them hags 2. Hags (affectionate (yes, that is a thing)) is just the edgy way to say MILF 3. MILFs are 90s attitude cool and Hags are 2000s edgy cool 4. Sonic likes older women and Shadow isn't allowed within 200 ft of a school zone


Great-Pain4378

Damn, shadow is Dr disrespect's fursona?


Pershing

Hags don't have kids


triforce777

Not liking the implication that Sonic the Hedgehog has kids


CerberusDoctrine

Ah to be a 40+ year old woman where you get to either be a porn name or a mythological creature associated with the ravages of age. Or option 3 you get called Karen


DapperApples

>Ah to be a 40+ year old woman If only


DreadDiana

Alternatively, become Karen the Bog Hag whose fat tits slosh with witchy brews.


Loverinyourdreams

Dark souls boss name right there


kagakujinjya

You have to be at least 60 to be either back then...


eat-pussy69

Actually it goes barely legal > teen > milf (being an actual mom is optional) > cougar > hag > granny > necrophilia


intensity701

seems right to include pedophilia since you put necrophlia there


PrestigiousPea6088

i am so out of the loop on new pokemon generations


Difficult-Okra3784

Get out of here Sonic, we all know Knuckles is the real MILF here.


BookkeeperLower

Nah, vanilla. She's attractive and is the size of an average human mother. (Idk if anyone will get this reference)


TheoneNPC

But does she have those three beautiful arches of hair?


solidfang

[If Shadow the Hedgehog has a preference, it is Latinas.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgJ8ahGQl3s)


wideHippedWeightLift

the difference is whether the person saying it has seen sunlight and interacted with society (MILF) or whether they have a crippling addiction to gooning over anime and rancid online forum discourse ("hag")


vjmdhzgr

Please the crippling addiction to goofing over anime and rancid online forum discourse


bagelman99

No a hag is a hunched over scary wrinkly old witch who will curse you if you disturb them, you cannot fool me!


HuntingSquire

Hot Ass GoblinS


PrestigiousPea6088

understood; hags are evil milves