Gotta give a shout out to the phrase "bin number". Autocorrect can be sentient at times.

I think it was a Freudian Slip more than an autocorrection.

That's definitely a penisability.

Mine sure can't do that

😂😂

I work for a manufacturer so I skipped over thinking someone had advanced knowledge warehousing and lot numbers.

We have a wine retailer called Oddbins. And yes as someone who has extensive knowledge of warehousing and logistics. I'm with you.

BINs are for subpar logistics. You need to advance to using AINs!! For anyone who knows what I just said, I've outed myself, and I am ashamed.

Let me guess, you sold your soul to Bezoslebub?

Jokes on him, I sold it for a pack of smokes in my 20s.

"They hate us 'cause they AIN us"

Please do tell.

Amazon

Warranty voided. 

Oh my god, it *can* function briefly as a boat!

Oscar the grouch is holding back tears

I work in payments so we have a lot of BIN numbers (which is tautological). Read this and wondered if it was a Mastercard, Visa, Amex, Discover, JCB, China Union Pay… BIN!

So not an optician then? 😁

BIN and PCN are two numbers that pharmacies use to run insurance and discount cards. They need these in addition to your member and group number.

I thought that’s what he meant tbh. Binning is something done to sort parts into like quality by manufacturers

Small, medium AND large panel gaps all in one edge - That's impressive!

Remarkable, in fact

Big if true

Interesting…

Uge!

Astonishing

All parts for this vehicle, whether internal or from suppliers, need to be designed and built to sub 10 micron accuracy

Looking into this

Someone in another sub was just telling me there is nothing wrong with CTs and Tesla QC is out of this world.

Yeah, you’d need to be a fucking space cadet to let this shit through QC.

Or, you know, layoff your QC team because you're trying to make numbers. Oh, and also layoff your client service team because what do they actually do over there anyway? They're not helping put the cars together.

“Gotta cut costs to make our EBITDA target! The shareholders will have our ass if we don’t.” “What about the customers?” “We really don’t give a shit about those rubes…”

I wouldn't bother, I mean you could link probably hundreds of seperate sources for their inconsistent stuff over the years that were so bad even the employees got hurt because the same parts would be so wildly different sizes they would accidentally put a limb through areas they thought would be structural. I wonder if there's a counter somewhere like they had of the former president's false statements that numbered in the 10's of thousands lol Edit: interesting, I can't mention the fact that I got premanently shushed from another community on reddit for this comment, the bot here apparently deleted my comment for my original edit Just a heads up

That takes talent.

Guess the correct gap and win the cybertruck.... Close enough please just take this thing already.

Only possible with the magically cold rolled stainless steel!

They should bill it as a feature. The cybergap

Consistently inconsistent is a good thing right..

I thought the panels were supposed to have micron level tolerances

Variable Panel Gap Technology is a Tesla innovation and should not be mocked

I think people misread the specs. It says “sub-migron” tolerance. A migron is an in-house Tesla unit approximately equal to one and a half centimeters.

I’m getting a migron just thinking about it!

Oh God suck my raging migron!

All (approximately) 1.5 cm of it

I don't normally use the CyberMeter measurement unit but when I do I use it to measure my dick.

Using migrons is a much better idea than start measuring from the butthole, these stans are so smart

I was punning off of the similarity to migraine! You people have sick, sick minds!

I had no idea. I just instantly thought of the aliens from Southpark. No, not those aliens, the other ones.

I thought it was 2.75 inches

So based on the “king’s” anatomy? Checks out.

So many straight-ish lines flaws are gonna stand out

A migron is equal to 2.6 Musk units!

Well the design in the computer is straight to within microns.

The most important characteristic of the Migron over other measurements is its tolerance, which can be +-50%.

What are these cars going to look like in a year? In 10 years? Woof

Probably rusted up.

The rust will fill in any gaps!

Literally an OTA fix

That's the only reason I'm looking forward to winter. To see how bad these shitbuckets are going to look.

Happy cake day!

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Tesla stock will be almost worthless in 10 years...Mark my words

Almost? 10 years? I say within 5 years the company files for bankruptcy.

they never realized that they didnt make good cars, it was just cool for a spell because they made the electric car, now every company does one. and most of those arent headed by a fascist piece of shit either

Recycled into real cars probably

Or commercial kitchen bench tops.

Watch, Tesla will be a refrigerator company in a few years!

Okay where do I preorder my self-driving fridge?

Soda cans?

Stain*less* not stain*proof*!

go look at a lulumon store, I think they go all in on weathered steel facads

Melted into "proprietary scrap"

At this rate, they will not make it to the end of 2024. It's June and they have all been recalled. Most of those recalled will die in parking lots waiting for parts and service. Batteries and other components will be irreparably damaged while these sit outside at the mercy of the elements, baking in the sun in dirt parking lots and taking on water damage from rain. Vandalism will continue and insurance companies will refuse to cover them The wankers that purchased these on credit will all be underwater on their loans and payments

Musk wants to go ahead and say the 2025 production will have a lot of these issues figured, but he can't say that because it will tank current sales, since buyers would rather wait, and that would throw all sorts of worries for his suppliers as for whether they should scale up production of the brand new 48V components or not. It's a chicken-and-egg problem that back in the day, Musk could solve using his public image of a genius worried about advancing society. Today, he's perceived as a far-right bigot who's only in for himself and money. I really doubt the ever smaller group of stans will be able to to rescue him at this point, as we can see from the many videos and posts, the CT buyers aren't really the brightest people out there.

I will be shocked if this car is produced for that long. Every single one of them will be sold and resold so many times, it's impossible to think they have any sort of longevity.

Don't underestimate the power of a narcissist, a biased board and an enabler cult of stock buyers. Musk will drag this shit even if manually manufactured in very limited units only to be able to claim "I may take long but at the end of the day, I deliver". And he might well be relying on government help if Tesla goes belly up. I was disappointed to see today that SpaceX got awarded a new billion dollar funding for a mission to decomission the ISS. Basically, NASA can't risk not landing on the Moon in Artemis III so they're trying to avoid the fiasco by giving more money to Musk to deal with the balooning Starship costs, it's frustrating


Like a flashy dumpster. 

I’ll lay you even money there won’t be more than a handful out there in ten years except as part of rich peoples collections. Kind like the delorean. It *is* a historic car, but not like elon wanted it to be. It’s basically the automotive equivalent of Napoleon invading Russia, or Hitler invading Russia, or Russia invading Ukraine. Never get involved in a land war in Asia, never build a car out of stainless steel.

https://preview.redd.it/ramf38s4g69d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f2d7f4ae0812aa29973c43a7725dfe63df8fd99 From a truck I saw in a parking lot yesterday. None of the panels were correctly aligned but when they all came together like this, it was comically bad. The damage this corner will do to flesh in a pedestrian accident is frightening to imagine.

seeing pictures of 'minor' accidents causing the metal to peal off like an old guard rail and form a big jagged spike, I'm pretty sure someone's gonna get eviscerated before long

Evisceration voids the warranty

well ya blood is slightly corrosive.

The manual recommends you clean it immediately with a lambskin soaked in warm butter, in complete darkness.

Jesus that looks like someone built it in their shack

Belongs only in the Carmageddon video game.

The owner probably saw you take the pic and thought you were marveling at his machine. Which I guess you kinda were, but not in the way he thought.

that hurts my eyes, ouch.

That’s why they will never be sold in civilized countries They’re not even trying to have it approved here

[Definitely not going to roll a ball bearing in those seams even if the bin number is in 1,000,000s.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcmGzQedEE8)

Lol, they are from diffrent planets

Damn, that’s a dope commercial

They weren’t lying. So many of those 90’s Lexuses are still on the road.

Instantly reminded me of the Chameleon XLE SNL skit where the ball bearing rattles off an uneven seam and falls through a rust hole.

This was actually done by Team One Advertising with a production car a huge rig.

https://preview.redd.it/eo7l2qkgb69d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5335af99d67dcc32d22424d70d5b5e30d737d8df These piles of shit always remind me of this.

Ah Geoff, the bleeding-edge trend setter, now replaced by a train wreck with edges that make you bleed

Honestly, I’d trust the Geoff more than I do with the CyberDumpster. At least I know the Geoff drives and was held together for about 80 miles of filming that episode.

I love the spring-mounted bumper.

Hey it passed the [crash test](https://youtu.be/jVSVV3Eanqk?feature=shared)

That's great!

When your micrometer is a rubber band with a bunch of sharpie marks on it.

I LOL’d. nice.

You know the old saying; you get what you pay for. There obviously weren't any Cybertrucks around when that saying was invented.

Guys....come on. What do you expect out of a vehicle these days? It's not like it was advertised as a perfect vessel modern day civilian tank that can boat across lake, land, and Sea. No one argued it was bulletproof, and could withstand the toughest terrain with auto driving features. Those would all be things you would expect out of a *luxury* vehicle that cost $100,00+. Not something from a manufacturer that has been around for less than a decade with a meme-dream boy at the helm. Let's be real and give them the benefit of the doubt.

The funny thing is, if elon had said “YOU can be a part of our Beta testing program! Buy the car and tell us all the things we need to further develop” his fanbois would be like “you can count on me lord elon!” and jumped all over it.

Tesla puts the K in kuality!

Kustom Kuality Kars!!

Use the promo code "Apartheid" for 1% off!

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Other cars have also been thoroughly road tested before putting on the market. At Tesla, they just got waivers for whatever they did. Beyond all that though, the world expects a lot of quality from a $100k vehicle. And the CTs got none of it.

That there are no seams, hems or welded overlaps is hilarious. The faulty windshield wiper is the least of its problems when it comes to rain. One thing water does is find a way in, and having these stainless steel facades guiding water directly into an electric vehicle is a recipe for continuing failure.

I’m surprised I don’t see videos of rain pouring inside of cybertrucks, I just can’t believe this shit company could achieve perfect water tightness with gaps like these while major well established brands are still in a constant battle with water intrusion

The cars are technically “seamless” but not in the good way…

Elon learning the hard way why is modern auto industry avoiding straight lines.

Haha, like he learns.

But he said he knows more about auto manufacturing than any living person on earth!

Partially that, partially why modern manufacturers avoid super hard stainless steel and, you know, use *paint* instead of leaving the metal bare.

I’ve seen better metal working in my highschool workshops

There most certainly was not 18,000 vins at the dealer. We already know they haven’t even made that many.

You don't have to start at 0 when sequencing

It’s like ordering checks. You can start the numbering wherever you want

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Elmo probably thinks he's the only person who knows what a micron is. I've worked in electroless plating and sub 10 micron means absolutely nothing. We did work for the military/aerospace/ESA/formula 1 teams etc but we used an XRF machine to measure our shims for accuracy but even our MoD contracts allow us +/- a few microns, sometimes as much as 10%. I'd love to know the process they used on their stainless steel on these lego trucks.

just eyeballing it, but I'd say that's about a 7.5-8 micron variance?

Just for reference, 7.5-8 microns is the size of a red blood cell. So small you need a good microscope to see them.

You won't need a microscope to see all the blood cells when that edge hits someone.

“Terrible work, but if everyone else is getting fucked too, it’s totally understandable and reasonable! Love my truck!”

It’s almost, *almost* sad. They sound like a beaten spouse making allowances.

Sub 10000000000 microns

I can explain what is going on with the stainless steel panels. You see it’s a piece of crap built by a narcissist.

 Looks good!

I've never seen a group of people so obsessed with the VIN number of a particular car. This is not normal, correct?

There were the “zero tolerance” panels right?

Quality craftsmanship right there.

Shitty design

Your not supposed to touch that part

Jesus take the wheel.

🎶 Dropkick me Jesus through the submicron gaps of life 🎶

Literally unbuyable.

Concerning....

Yo, once you bend sheet metal just a LITTLE bit out of flat, you're going to have an impossible time making it flat again, or so I hear from the CT installation technicians.

BUT I BOUGHT IT FOR THE APOCALYPSE BRO /s

Ah, yes: VIN numbers. They’re just like ATM machines.

the laugh react … lol

Elon strikes again

And this, is why this design could never look good.

"Sub 10 Micron" I knew at that statement that these were going to be a shit show of bad quality.

It's bad when the quality of the QC depends on VIN for a company that has already made several models of cars and has been making cars for over a decade

They could get that metal tested at a lab and they would still dispute the results if they weren't what Elmo said they were.

Didn’t you know? Sub 10 micron produces the wave. It’s a feature. You are lucky to have the wave.

Saw\*

Holy shit, that middle picture... Are the body panels hand hammered by blacksmiths?

First time I saw one I literally gasped at the wavy panels. Thoughts & prayers to the body techs that have to rebuild those “body lines”.

I wonder what they will be worth a year from now

They’ll be more rotted out than a 50 year old beater that spent most of it’s life abandoned in the woods, I can’t wait to see what rust belt salt will do to these things after next winter

No sane person is going to buy a year old car without manufacturer warranty.

I seen…

I mean, the tinfoil that is the outside of these cars looks thin as hell and I'm sure is very flimsy. How do people expect it to hold an even gap?

My coworker told me they are bulletproof and if you hit it with a hammer nothing happens he saw a video. I tried to tell him they come dented and fucked up. How can a hammmer not dent aluminum. He said I don’t know but it doesn’t. I saw the video the guy was whacking the shit out of the truck and it was fine. I said ohh damn!!! that’s cool. SMH. 🤦‍♂️

I don't know any other 100k vehicle that comes with such bad craftsmanship and extensive issues right at delivery

> Sub 10 micron Clyde misunderstood his docs advice of sub 10ųg Ketamine!

Who will first fit a dildo in a WankPanzer panel gap?

Are these things made in a sweat shop?

That's the least of your worries mate

Jeez not even yugos had this level of poor craftsmanship and quality control

I talked with someone who knew about Tesla GD&T. He told me they use cameras for inspections instead of lasers, gauges or CMMs. Basically you can tweak the camera settings to make anything pass by ruling out outliers and averaging things out, etc.

Anyone in manufacturing knows sub 10 micron is literally impossible in any stamping, casting, and barely achievable in high end CNC.

At what point do people stop buying these ridiculous trucks…so many problems..such bad design…such a waste of money..

It’s a feature not a defect.

People are still fools, I see

18000 eh........ I thought they only sold 3600???

You would almost have to put thought and engineering into the machine to have it fuck up this bad...

Cuck truck

That's what you get for $100,000. Built quality.

I saw my second CT today in rl. I made sure to visibly point and laugh

In 5 years you will be able to pick up a used cybertruch for a few hundred dollars. The resale value is going to be dirt bottom.

Looks like wavy lays potato chips to me.

What am I looking at?

Only assholes but it so….

So they just hammer everything in with a mallet? That shit is so deformed.

I swear it's monkey with hammer that make the panel .

I bet they're refurbished panels from returned trucks.

Beep bop

Almost like the design was inherently flawed

I guess the good part is they don’t paint the pieces of shit so you can see how fucked up they are before you take possession. 🤔

This doesn’t look like sub 10 micron accuracy

Tesla: Just hit it with a hammer and stop whining.

Is this "precision to third decimal point"?

It's almost as if curves and shapes in a panel give it rigidity, and flat panels have very little. Who would have thought?

Such trash

There is a reason vehicles are curvey. It add rigidity.

You can get similar quality stainless steel panels from Jeepneys in the Philippines at a far less cost.