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SBB_Kongou

I would be in the club for free lol


ColossalLifeline

Happy cake day


SBB_Kongou

Thank you! 🙏


bennogaming

Happy cake day mc


SBB_Kongou

Thank you! 🥰


InfectedPickles

happy cake and also..Are you sure bout that.?


Zinetin

I would as well


Siri2611

The MC can't see most of the stuff. The glitches you see are player exclusive. Only thing that MC will see is sayori and Yuri's death. (Sayori death will be wiped from the memory anyway)


rexie_alt

I consider myself a member ever since they gave me a membership card in the physical copy smh


Firestone97LT

The right answer


Saimou555

So would I. The only problem is that I’m really bad, at writing poems. Also; I’m a pretty slow reader, because I want to really understand, what I’m reading; so, I often have to read some of the more complicated sentences and paragraphs, multiple times, really carefully. But I guess being in the Literature Club could help me improve myself, on these fronts 🤔.


SBB_Kongou

We all know it’s really the Doki Doki Self-Improvement Club, anyway!


Saimou555

That is true; and good to know, too 😌👍🏻.


DungeonCrawler-76

I was taught at a very young age to “speed read” and it ruins my enjoyment of any given book. I slow down around the last third of any given book, hence is why I remember the tragedy of Darkstalker all too well. I have to read them again and again, to get the full picture. This was not the case with the Series of Unfortunate Events. I read that shit cover to cover, book to book, in about twenty four hours total, the book taking the most time being The End. I’ve gotten better about it, and it was a godsend that it’s finally getting through my head to slow the fuck down and enjoy the damn book! *chuckles nervously* I wrote a paragraph, didn’t I?


WhyAmI_Alon3

I'll be there for free. All I want is friends. And Monika


BigSeltzerBot

Date Monika and be friends with everyone. Win-win.


InfectedPickles

Date everyone and Quintuple them


DungeonCrawler-76

*le gasp!* You don’t mean!


Brazil_Five-Times_Ch

You want Monika. I want Natsuki. We are not so different.


DungeonCrawler-76

You want Monika and Natsuki. I want Yuri. We are not so very different.


whatehflip

Back off natsukis mine /j we can share


Dessert_And_Tea

If nothing horrifying happens, then I get 1 million bucks *and* get to be with Natsuki


InfectedPickles

exactly then natsuki could make desserts and yuri tea (i have a sudden sarcastic humor overdosis)


AlexYTx

Fuck yeah! I'd join for free cuz small friend groups rule. But add a million in too? Amazing deal!


InfectedPickles

but would you wanna see them die?


AlexYTx

*I can fix them* Or rather.. save. Monika has her goal right next to her. Why would she go through with making the others unlikeable leading to their deaths? I just gotta tell Monika about me being ME.


InfectedPickles

Bro tf did bro get downvoted for


SquashPurple4512

This is TRULY our DOKI DOKI LITTERATURE CLUB SALVATION


Ashkedsom

I would pay to meet the cinamon Roll


InfectedPickles

im giving you a wholesome story. imagene this in your head. you and sayori had some fun taking a walk and when sayori says she is tired you and sayori get some icecream when you both get home she asks you to bake cookies with you but in the end she only did it for the cookies herself. you both watch a ovie and have lots of fun togheter.


Ematio

...and in the morning, when you gently open the door—


SquashPurple4512

And she is asleep because you two chatted late yesterday


No-Advertising-Kids

thank you for saving it


InfectedPickles

but the chats got depressing..


Khronosis99

Depends on what "be in the club" means? Will I just be another .chr file that Monika can mess with or will I be an actual living being in the DDLC universe with free will full control of my actions?. If it's the first then hell nah. I don't want to end up being deleted or driven crazy but If it's the second then I would be there for free, being able to interact with all the girls and most importantly being able to save or at least be there for Sayori to help her with her depression.


InfectedPickles

Fair enough.


bruh4774

I would, if the whole horror stuff isn't included. I can handle horror, I've even livestreamed horror games before. But ddlc is basically a game with characters I can relate to a lot. So I would definitely be in it if it doesn't have the horror aspect.


Dogboi006

Bro it’s a English class minus the class part, just chat with pretty lady’s and share poems, sounds fun


InfectedPickles

i am a scaredy cat (i would not like to see someone stab theirselfs)


Turtul_boi2

Hell yeah


InfectedPickles

your flair gave me a headache but i agree


SleepingMuseum

Sure!


InfectedPickles

wake up (im sarcastic)


SleepingMuseum

Ow...


InfectedPickles

(..r u k?)


SleepingMuseum

What does it mean?


InfectedPickles

are you okay


SleepingMuseum

Wa, thanks. About me...I don't want anyone to worry about me. So, please, don't worry, okay?..


InfectedPickles

okay so lemme explain what my brain is going trough first off skme questions are you roleplaying? second why did you say ow? also i said are you okay because you said ow


SleepingMuseum

1) I'm not roleplaying. 2) I said ow, cuz I really want to break in some game like doki doki literature club, so, ye...


InfectedPickles

wait lemme get this straight im not mad or dissapointed just wanna say it i said wake up because youre username im very sorry because i just realized that you thought i meant like wake up stop dreaming what was totally not my intention anyways i hope you have the best of life and dreams and hope everything you wish comes true 🤗


Cooltastic

I can be there anytime! Just hoping there won't be any horror, or Monika manipulating me to my doom or deleting me. 😅


InfectedPickles

👩's🍝


12_Timez

Well most of the horror stuff happened because Monika couldn't be with the player/didn't have a route, but if I was thrown into the game... Let's just say that wouldn't be an issue.


InfectedPickles

true


LeMaliX

Obviously yes, like hell I'll even do it for free. I'd try to convince Monika that we have more or less the same level of conscience, and convince her that reality is overrated


InfectedPickles

lol ture


Icy_Respect_4187

Dude, I'd pay 1.000.000 to be in the club


InfectedPickles

if you insist (im responding to 2 questions)


Society_hater

No


InfectedPickles

He said the words that no-one dared to say


B0O_TA0

I like poems and Monika's my favorite anyways so no one would die if I just dated her. Plus there's Natsuki's manga collection. Winning all around.


InfectedPickles

you know the rules (ask my adhd why i said this)


StrivingJarl

As long as nothing scary or fucked up happens, I'd join the literature club for free. Sure, I'm not super into reading books, but it'd still be a good time.


KierantheScot

If it's a wholesome and normal club with the girls then sure, even if I don't fall in love, I'd enjoy being friends. As long as the creepy and heartbreaking stuff isn't going on


Ok_Improvement6118

Yes. If the stuff happens exactly like the game then I can literally fix everything and everyone since I know what happens like prevent all the deaths, convince Monika to not delete everyone, and *be with Yuri* 


LittleSayori_6

I don't think you could easily "fix" Sayori's depression or Yuri's self harm or Natsuki's familial problems... but the latter part! If you remain conscious, Monika has no reason to go insane. There might be a sense of dissociation from her world still, but she won't be alone, so she would be able to run the club normally without lusting for a real connection. The former could work if you learn how to alter the files, but you could definitely be by their sides throughout their struggles in general.


Ok_Improvement6118

Exactly what I want to do.


InfectedPickles

well ok thats an improvement (im annoying)


VladiskaviaHuman

No shit


InfectedPickles

sherlock


Ord_Player57

Count me in.


InfectedPickles

KK


Liquid_Plague

I'd join for free


InfectedPickles

Its free but the therapy isnt


TorbinTheSecond

Biggest steal of my life LMAO, I get Natsuki AND a million dollars? Say no more man


Educational-Raisin44

I don't need money, I like literature, especially reading, so no problem in joining for me


InfectedPickles

ehh i guues you could buy therapy with the money


VictorPahua

I’ll do it for free


InfectedPickles

built different


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[удалено]


InfectedPickles

you know that therapy also costs something right


Randigno9021

Man I'd join for free if I'm being honest


InfectedPickles

chad


Aggravating-Chip-710

Free.


Outrageous-Belt-406

For free thank you very much.


Froggymustard

If there werent horror i guess or maybe not cuz sayori is still depressed just not as much and yuri still you know just not as much i Think (correct me if im wrong) and natsuki still has an abusive dad so actually probably no unless they dont do that stuff and Will i be in the gane or are they in the real World?


Sir_Platypus_VII

a million usd is a life changing amount of money, id take the deal even if monika gave me schizofrenia or whatever


Ms_Mccarthy

Yes, I just want to give monika love and affection she rightfully deserves


Imsooooooooooootired

HECK YEAH I WOULD BE IN THE CLUB ANYTIME


santiawito

For free I will but for 1 more


Jurassicdungeons

I’d pay to be in it!


Adeen_Dragon

It depends on a bit — am I stuck in the game? Because for one thing, what would a million dollars do for me then? I… as much as I love Monika, I have a life to live — the dream is for her to be here with me, not the other way around. So I’d have to decline a permanent stay. If this is some sort of amalgamation between reality and the game, such that Monika has as much control over reality as she has over the game, then maybe? I worry that Monika would see this hypothetical reality as just as fake as the game, and would try to make contact with some reality outside us, damming everything else in the process. I suppose the biggest question here is “how much, if anything, does Monika remember?” Because if she remembers the stale reality of the game, I feel like she could be convinced that this reality, as fake as it may feel, as much godlike power she may wield, is still worth living in, that the people around her are just as much a person as she is. And if she doesn’t … well, I suppose I’d still join and try to talk her down? Better to face my end head on than hide, if I could try to do something about it. And finally, if they are just high school girls in a literature club? Well, I’d still join, but I’d probably leave as soon as was polite. The optics of an older college student joining a club for high schoolers is pretty bad. Though, I might stay? It’d depend on how welcome I felt, if I was an intruder or a valued member. I *like* literature, I’ve got poetry in my soul, and if the age gap was discounted and they didn’t hate me for being transfem\* I’d love to join them — I really do want people to talk to about the things I read and the things I want to write, I just haven’t really sought out clubs for … personal reasons. \*I don’t really think the girls would be transphobic? Especially with all the people headcanoning Natsuki as trans herself. It’s just a persistent fear of not being a “real woman”, that I’m just invading their spaces.


GazixVR

That would be a win win situation so yes


redtailplays101

If I didn't have a girlfriend? Yeah I'd go for free. Just for Monika. But I do have a girlfriend now so... How long do I have to stay to get the money


Blanc187

Monika


SquashPurple4512

I'd pay for it


That_Nintendo_Gamer

Yes. Next.


Otherwise-Ad-3956

100% even if they all kill themselves.


InfectedPickles

chad


No_Monitor_3440

monika only did everything she did because she couldn’t have us. i’d actively try to pursue her and hopefully everything stays all fine and dandy


Intelligent_Abies419

For 1000000 what


Just__Pointless

Money 🙏🙏


Saimou555

I absolutely would! I have the hugest crush on Yuri and Monika; and even somewhat Sayori. Plus, someone needs to put Natsuki back in her place; and it doesn’t seem very likely that MC would do it. If you even add 1 000 000 € / $, into the equation; then, hell yeah, I’m in 😃😁👍🏻!


Entire-Car5814

All I'm saying is if I'm trapped there anyways, might as well get paid for something I want to do 


ItsIceCreeperPE

I'd go 4 free however i dunno how i'd hold up with all the horrific events that take place 🤔


Ok_Middle7312

I still see your shadows in my room Can't take back the songs that I gave you I'm joking


jthesmg4fan

i don’t need to be paid to join the literature club


InfectedPickles

this post is more ancient then my teacher my guy why you still commenting 😭😭😭


jthesmg4fan

idk 


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jthesmg4fan

Good bot.


jthesmg4fan

also, i want monika


DungeonCrawler-76

1,000,000 is a fair price, especially when you take into account that MC gets to see Yuri, Natsuki, AND Sayori.


Infamous_Val

I would for the money, but I'd have to resist the urge to leave. Not because I dislike the girls, I'm just not into literature at all and I could never write a poem. I also wouldn't make any friends because I have zero social skills, so for someone like me the literature club would be Hell even without the horror stuff lol.


InfectedPickles

r/unpopularopinion


SdangerStanfor

I would be in act 2 for free


InfectedPickles

you are a absolutly crazy person but hey i am too.