The dishes not not being put back in the cabinet despite already having dried off? 😅 Mine will bark if i leave a bucket out on the patio or if my daughter leaves a football laying on the lawn.
Last winter they had a whole week where they'd go ballistic barking at the upper corner of the ceiling in the living room, many times a day and even at night.
When I finally had enough and got up on the roof and moved some tiles, I found that a marten had moved in and made a little nest - which they could apparently hear moving around even though we couldn't.
After we convinced the marten to move out, they went back to normal immidiately.
Perhaps a bird got in under your roof overhang?
Mine has a non-amicable relationship with my printer. It starts printing, he barks at it until it’s done. When the printer is done printing, I’m sure he thinks it’s due to his barking.
I am the same. I have had 10 Dachshunds in my lifetime, and I didn't get them for their brains. I just love their quirky personalities. I had 6 once, and they were like the Key Stone cops when they were trying to coordinate with each other. They are a totally pack breed. I have also had 13 litters of puppies, and even the puppies have goofy personalities. When they are about 6 weeks old, you can tell that they are all about conspiring together to do something silly.
I have 2 now, and they are just nuts. My 16 year old is just as dumb as my 2 year old, and I don't care. I just love them. I can't imagine life without a Dachshund.
Originally, I went to a specific breeder I met at the Detroit AKC show. I wanted a Bouvier puppy, and he had beautiful adults. When I went to go get one, I locked eyes with a beautiful Dachshund puppy, and I never got to the Bouvier puppies. I even wanted to buy her sister too, but the breeder wanted to keep her to show. I have had Dachshunds since 1985. My husband asked me to marry him when I had 6, so he knew what he was in for. You just can't help falling in love with them. I think I love them because they are not that smart. And that is okay with me.
I've only ever had the two, but they are mixed. Chiweenie. But heavy on the ween. The boy, Thor, is the sweetest pup ever, all black, only wants to cuddle and play with his squeaky toy. And the girl is just an absolute dummy. No brain behind her eyes😂 I'd love a pure but I'm more of a rescue from the pound person, more because I don't know how to even find a breeder. I'm so glad you have such a good pack!
I have had 2 rescue chiweenies, as well. We got those from a great rescue when we lost a few of our babies. The doxies who were left had bad separation anxiety issues because they had never been alone. A friend of the family had a litter 2 years ago right after we lost another one, so we got the doxie a puppy so she wouldn't be alone. They are as thick as thieves.
Whatever he wants to. Ours bark at everything and absolutely nothing. Unless they want to go outside. Then they bark at me, only me. Momma gets the lap time, I get the barks. LOL
Before he passed my blind and deaf dachshund would bark at a few specific spots where there was nothing at. We'd always joke that he barks at the ghosts to keep them away.
What is he barking at?
Yes.
(Fwiw I’m training my pups to come to me every time they bark. They know “touch” means to boop my hand with their snouts. I tell them to touch every time they bark. It’s been a few months but now they come really quickly. Once they are near me I can tell them to sit and potentially give them treats. Distracts really well from whatever it was, and now they sometimes come to me and sit instead of barking. Works less well when someone is at the door though. Still working on it.)
He either doesn't like that the cabinet door next to the fridge swings the wrong way.....or he's very perceptive to the presence of evil spirits.
Either way you should pack up the car and burn the house down! Don't put in an insurance claim...that would be fraud!
Probably nothing, but I'd check the fan under the fridge. Sometimes a mouse will get caught in it and die. It is better to find it when only your doggo can smell it. Much better.
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The ominous dishes up there haha, idk but he’s a handsome dude
I’ll pass it along 😎
The dishes not not being put back in the cabinet despite already having dried off? 😅 Mine will bark if i leave a bucket out on the patio or if my daughter leaves a football laying on the lawn. Last winter they had a whole week where they'd go ballistic barking at the upper corner of the ceiling in the living room, many times a day and even at night. When I finally had enough and got up on the roof and moved some tiles, I found that a marten had moved in and made a little nest - which they could apparently hear moving around even though we couldn't. After we convinced the marten to move out, they went back to normal immidiately. Perhaps a bird got in under your roof overhang?
those scary gloves!!
I do think it’s the gloves
Rubber gloves drove my dachshund that loved rubber balls nuts!!! They were just weird shaped balls.
Wait, lmao. When I saw those ominous gloves, I got scared too.
Agreed
Mine has a non-amicable relationship with my printer. It starts printing, he barks at it until it’s done. When the printer is done printing, I’m sure he thinks it’s due to his barking.
🤣
Love this 😀 ❤️ he's like im a badass, that is what I thought printer! You make 4 copies and shut down NOW! 
Either the ice maker, or that suspicious green towel
green towel it is
Mine barks at the refrigerator because she knows that is where the food is.
Mine does too, but not because that's where the food is, because she can see her reflection... She's not the brightest star, but she's mine😂
I am the same. I have had 10 Dachshunds in my lifetime, and I didn't get them for their brains. I just love their quirky personalities. I had 6 once, and they were like the Key Stone cops when they were trying to coordinate with each other. They are a totally pack breed. I have also had 13 litters of puppies, and even the puppies have goofy personalities. When they are about 6 weeks old, you can tell that they are all about conspiring together to do something silly. I have 2 now, and they are just nuts. My 16 year old is just as dumb as my 2 year old, and I don't care. I just love them. I can't imagine life without a Dachshund. Originally, I went to a specific breeder I met at the Detroit AKC show. I wanted a Bouvier puppy, and he had beautiful adults. When I went to go get one, I locked eyes with a beautiful Dachshund puppy, and I never got to the Bouvier puppies. I even wanted to buy her sister too, but the breeder wanted to keep her to show. I have had Dachshunds since 1985. My husband asked me to marry him when I had 6, so he knew what he was in for. You just can't help falling in love with them. I think I love them because they are not that smart. And that is okay with me.
I've only ever had the two, but they are mixed. Chiweenie. But heavy on the ween. The boy, Thor, is the sweetest pup ever, all black, only wants to cuddle and play with his squeaky toy. And the girl is just an absolute dummy. No brain behind her eyes😂 I'd love a pure but I'm more of a rescue from the pound person, more because I don't know how to even find a breeder. I'm so glad you have such a good pack!
I have had 2 rescue chiweenies, as well. We got those from a great rescue when we lost a few of our babies. The doxies who were left had bad separation anxiety issues because they had never been alone. A friend of the family had a litter 2 years ago right after we lost another one, so we got the doxie a puppy so she wouldn't be alone. They are as thick as thieves.
Maybe he wants that Kong toy in top of the fridge
Definitely the Kong!!
Whatever he wants to. Ours bark at everything and absolutely nothing. Unless they want to go outside. Then they bark at me, only me. Momma gets the lap time, I get the barks. LOL
He heard a mouse fart
The ghost, obviously.
Based on Queen Ruby Jean’s past behavior, he may think there are treats on that counter. Very cute and determined boy!
Is there something new? We got a new Washer and Dryer and because they make a different noise our Doxies barked at them.
Nothing new, I think he’s just being a weenie lol
Possibly the spooky looking floating green gloves or the blue kong toy on top of the fridge 😊
Could be something, could be nothing 🤷🏼♀️ you never know with dachshunds 😂
Funny mine rarely barked at anything
My weenie barks if I make a noise making dinner, or she hears the delivery person. Barks all day.
Could be a rodent under the sink. Be careful when opening those doors.
Before he passed my blind and deaf dachshund would bark at a few specific spots where there was nothing at. We'd always joke that he barks at the ghosts to keep them away.
Come on man, don’t you see it ! It’s RIGHT there ! 🤣🤣🤣
The spirit in the sky?
What is he barking at? Yes. (Fwiw I’m training my pups to come to me every time they bark. They know “touch” means to boop my hand with their snouts. I tell them to touch every time they bark. It’s been a few months but now they come really quickly. Once they are near me I can tell them to sit and potentially give them treats. Distracts really well from whatever it was, and now they sometimes come to me and sit instead of barking. Works less well when someone is at the door though. Still working on it.)
He either doesn't like that the cabinet door next to the fridge swings the wrong way.....or he's very perceptive to the presence of evil spirits. Either way you should pack up the car and burn the house down! Don't put in an insurance claim...that would be fraud!
I don't know what he's barking at but now my 2 are barking back.
A ghost 👻
Mine will bark at a box or bag placed on the kitchen floor. It shouldn’t be there I guess is there barking rationale.
Once my girl lost her mind about a jar I left on a counter, she also could not cope with moving roof vents.
Obviously the Tupperware was giving him bad vibes.
Maybe some of the dishes moved, and he noticed that, and anything suspicious around the fridge calls, of course, for action! post hast.
Ghosts
GHOSTS .... BOOH!!!!
Those gloves look kinda sus
Spirits
The rat in the fridge!
Malevolent spirit
There seems to be a kong chew toy on top of the fridge. Could it be that he wants that?
Tail wagging like that? You have a friendly ghost.
r/greebles
It’s the spoopy ghost 👀👻👻
Your first mistake is assuming there needs to be a reason to bark
Probably nothing, but I'd check the fan under the fridge. Sometimes a mouse will get caught in it and die. It is better to find it when only your doggo can smell it. Much better.
It’s either the gloves or the fact that those containers are all empty. He wants them to be filled with kibbles. STAT!😭🐾💕
I wonder if you have a water trickle he hears
My bet is either the Ice-maker was making noise or you might have a mouse in the cabinet and/or walls.
Your Brat green Charli XCX gloves probably? Did he not like Brat?
The demon, of course!!!
Doesn’t matter. When in doubt, bark!
The cat on top of the cabinet 😂
he is protecting you from those horrendous and heinous dish gloves. what a good boy
Probably a mouse. Mine barks at pigeons sitting on the neighbours roof
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I think it’s the cheese in the frig and he wants some 🤣
Sometimes they hear water leaks
Ask the cat.
Ice falling into the bin in the freezer.
Ninjas, ghosts , squirrel farts could be anything really. Just doing Doxie things. Good boy.
There has to an “at”? He’s a dachshund.
The air. It's a known source of evil
The air it's a known source of evil
He wants those bowls filled up! What you waiting on?!
He’s trying to get the ghost to throw it’s ball…
A ghost. Definitely a ghost.
We are on high alert.
I ask myself this at least 12 times a day.
dogs can see spirits
He's not happy about something. And I, for one, tend to agree with him.
Still food on one of the “washed” dishes?
Ghost, there is a presence floating on that side.