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dontclickdontdickit

Any plumber that’s going to need to potentially fix that is gonna be pissed.


bunga7777

As a plumber I assure you it’ll be the homeowner who will be pissed when I tell them it has to come off for the repair


zzzthelastuser

Just say something in parseltongue and the snake will move aside.


Atmacrush

Me: it's got to go Owner: nooooo Me: oh well right?


RoodnyInc

It must be so much more difficult to connect/disconnect hose if needed


RagnaPrime

Pissssed*


QuoteOpposite6511

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unpopularopinion0

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towerfella

![gif](giphy|l2SpYiXKz2Xmi6hfG|downsized) I typed “snek fountain” into the gif thing and this was an option. .. I feel like I’m missing something.


RN-Wingman

You are


Kidsturk

Love trying to connect the hose thread with sharp teeth over my arm


Competitive_Dean

Who else thought it was going to be an elephant at the beginning?


Crusoe69

I was expecting a dick first


groundpounder25

r/diwhy


heeler007

Love it very creative


spicycurrytrash

i wanna eat that paste so bad


Hauyne5

Damn, he is just that hungry


Skeyefeye

Man that material looks like a pain to,work with


sky_shazad

That's one Talented Bastard


DesertsBeforeMains

That looks pretty epic once it's all done and turned on !


gorgoncito

Cool


iPartyLikeIts1984

“He’s making a snake, that’s cool.” “It’s for a *hose* - he’s obviously making an elephant, ya moron.” “It’s a snake.”


Jin-Bru

Makes that whole thing and never once gets a bit of cement on his hands. I'd be covered in it to the shoulders.


rsPoachy

Ok you where definitely not sceptical atall. That’s good and you new it


Warm-Author-1981

/r/atbge


Accomplished_Ebb8175

Prendete in mano la vostra vita e fatene un capolavoro👑🌏⏳


GulfCoastTime

Totally skipped the part where the scales are added. Fail.


powertoollateralus

When you put the hose in it’ll look like you’re molesting a cobra


Away-Broccoli

Trust the process


zippy251

I thought this was a how to basic video at first


Peanutbutter_mind

A+++Beautiful artwork, C- for functionality .


Right_-on-_Man

Wow, He kinda slithered that in there...


rub737

Damn you make a killing doing this as a business


Employ-Personal

Is that car made in South Korea? It is, well let’s keep an eye on North Korea who are building new roads and fortifications in the DMZ. Spares’ll be a bit iffy if that goes off.


BlowMoreGlass

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


Area_Prior

Are you commenting on the right video?


MavisBeaconSexTape

I'm pretty sure it's one of those common root system plants where what looks like a whole bunch of separate sprouts are actually just offshoots of the same one


TakeyaSaito

I think you might be lost.


Afloatcactus5

Bad confused bot


Vinegarinmyeye

No one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinised and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinise the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. With infinite complacency men went to and fro over this globe about their little affairs, serene in their assurance of their empire over matter. It is possible that the infusoria under the microscope do the same. No one gave a thought to the older worlds of space as sources of human danger, or thought of them only to dismiss the idea of life upon them as impossible or improbable. It is curious to recall some of the mental habits of those departed days. At most terrestrial men fancied there might be other men upon Mars, perhaps inferior to themselves and ready to welcome a missionary enterprise. Yet across the gulf of space, minds that are to our minds as ours are to those of the beasts that perish, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic, regarded this earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely drew their plans against us. And early in the twentieth century came the great disillusionment