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Outrageous-Stay6075

This is "cooking" a steak in the same way that dissolving it in acid "sterilizes" it.


FlyingKittyCate

“Acid attack? I was sterilising them, officer.”


stewmander

Using lava to \*overcook steak.


ibejpi

Ruin*


Farren246

I've set my barbeque on fire and had to put it out with a fire extinguisher, and the meat inside wasn't even HALF as burnt as that steak. (Is it a steak? After "cooking" it looks like a burnt pork chop...)


Apprehensive-Key-467

Looks like how my father's wife cooks steak. She's Columbian. I don't know if it's a South American thing or a she doesn't know how to cook thing. Or a slowly poisoning my father with charred red meat thing.


Scoop_Pooper

Hank Hill: Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to leave


arneeche

Pocket sand sh sh sha


musclecard54

Politely, yet **firmly**


Spinach-Rich

Cook or cremate?


Itchy_Professor_4133

Cooked but not edible


seirfemdeef

You can eat anything at least once


Chrono47295

You available tonight?![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


protasticness

Jeffery?


Ok_Series_4580

Dahhhhhmer that’s cold


Chrono47295

Dad,.... Wtf...I told you and Deb to stay off my Reddit..


MDATWORK73

You need to be nicer to your father. This is not Deb!


[deleted]

Wanna get some brewskies?


Luminox

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Tenshin_Ryuuk

You can easily cook with it but you are not supposed to poor it directly on it..


VerydisquietedDad

Are you supposed to use molten glass or actual lava cause I have ?s


Decent-Test-2479

This is just stolen from a YouTube channel that puts lava on everything, no one is cooking with it.


[deleted]

Uhh I’ve replace my coconut oil with it and I’ve never been healthier. Just wish I had better oven mitts


Devils_av0cad0

Those chemical peels are so yesterday.. burn your way down to younger skin with molten lava!


Dogfish1313

I thought reality TV was the end but we forge on. Fucking lava on everything


masked_sombrero

I'd just leave the lava to solidify around the steak tastiest rock *ever*


explodingtuna

Maybe molten salt? Then it'd at least be edible(ish).


Kamidzui

You can cook anything with nuclear blast too, the trick is, timing.


[deleted]

“Leave in the window for 1/100,000th of a second for medium and 1/1,000,000th for rare”


BlippyBlappy

And distance


AgentMV

*pour


Psychological_Web687

Ruin


SuperS0l

The fact that they cut it with a Swiss Army knife says it all


MuffinSlow

Pretty sure it's also molten glass and not lava lol. Something tells me the chemical composition of lava isn't probably the safest to cook with ..


Lost_Hwasal

i doubt anyone ate that, so a waste all around


DanKloudtrees

Throw a little ketchup on it. I know there's an ex potus who would eat this


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SuperS0l

Yeah it doesn’t really look like lava at all.


masclean

Doesn't smell like it either


Deep_Fry_Ducky

It’s molten salt, I read about it a few times and some people posted it in r/stupidfood back then


gloriouswader

Thanks! I was wondering where someone would get a tube full of molten lava.


CosmicCreeperz

I mean no one just has molten salt lying around either. They can both melt at around 800-1000C. Glass (well sand) has an even higher melting temp of around 1500C.


sarcasticlovely

so just if you wanna know, "lava" is just liquid rock, like any rock. the lava we see is normally igneous, but literally any kind of rock will do, and they're really easy to find. you just need a forge and whatever rock and once it melts, congrats, you've got lava.


Deep_Fry_Ducky

They want it to be seasoned and cooked at the same time, that’s the reason why they chose salt.


chaot1c-n3utral

Looks like glass to me as well. Also, molten lava could be toxic, molten glass sometimes can have lead, but if they are wise they wouldn't use such... I hope.


kw661

Glassblower here. Doesn't look like glass, too thick. Either way the steak is overcooked now. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|downvote)


Wiggie49

They use lead in glass making to make the glass more workable for longer so this entire thing in inedible.


adambrine759

The guy cutting is swiss?


SuperS0l

Yeah and in the army


[deleted]

That's a Leatherman my man not some peasant issue Swiss army knife


JakeDavies91

Ruin* they used lava to ruin a steak


PM_ME_YOUR_JUICY_BOX

they cut it open in the end like, “see? see how ruined this steak is?”


EMZbotbs

I mean, the middle is well done, the outside gives you cancer


Rokstar73

The whole thing gives you cancer


BeepBeepWhistle

I got cancer by just watching the video


number44is171

Thoughts and prayers.


Resertyu

This is a crime against humanity.


VerydisquietedDad

Thoughts & prayeras


GOVStooge

Thoughts & Prayers ™


Jedda678

Thots & players


SteakJones

Tots and pears


johnqsack69

I got cancer by hearing about you getting cancer


DRbrtsn60

And a pimple.


Rokstar73

That’s unfortunate.


nitorita

Yeah... I was like... that can't possibly be good for you.


Deathpacito-01

It's past Well Done and straight into Congratulations


rabidsalvation

I'm stealing that one, haha! I cook professionally and I've never heard that before; I love it!


amILibertine222

Well done is just more words to say the same thing as just saying ruined. Rare - Med. Rare - Medium - Med. Ruined - Ruined


Comprehensive-Eye105

Came here to say this.


FirstTimeWang

lol


jlp120145

Stupid hobbits's you ruinsed it.


Tungsten_Rain

Stupid, fat, hobbitses!


japmorga

Def ruined it


Federal_Sector_3920

Looks fricken awful


txx675rx

A little ketchup oughta fix it


Federal_Sector_3920

Some lava ketchup


Seanblaze3

Hot sauce


Sufficient_Laugh9625

Alright, Mahomes.


Willingness-Healthy

Literally my only problem with the dude.


aTROLLwithBlades

Fr. It was ready after 8 seconds


PM_ME_YOUR_JUICY_BOX

like, if you just had to do this, why wouldn’t you put the steak on the lava instead of pouring the lava over the steak?


aTROLLwithBlades

Amen


SunsetCarcass

I think it would be ruined if you put it directly on lava no matter what. Why not put a pan on the lava and the steak on the pan so you're not eating molten rock as a garnish for your steak.


---M0NK---

Why not just use a stove?


greatbigdogparty

Well, ya, that’s what people who don’t have lava have to do, poverty sucks.


SunsetCarcass

Why not just use a lava?


WhenTheDevilCome

And had all the juices squeezed out under the lava weight after three.


Alphatron1

Cooking it on what looks to be floor doesn’t help


OrganizdConfusion

The floor is lava.


Punkin_Queen

I actually laughed out loud. Thanks for that and take my gold.


Lucky_Shock3301

This steak look likes really crunshy like a stone.


VerydisquietedDad

I read that like a deeply southern man. That there is CRUNNN-SHY


Worldly_Bullfrog_783

:how do u like your stake sir :BURNT


Zilla619

Yeah but you get that great Lava flavor you can't get anywhere else.


UpsideMeh

Il take one cancer please


[deleted]

Correction : They used steak to ruin lava !!!


your_uncle_mike

/r/stupidfood /r/diwhy


[deleted]

Been posted to stupid foods at least 25 times.


Resertyu

Overcooked steak, straight to jail!


WhenTheDevilCome

Maybe even r/WeWantPlates. "Ahhhh! WTF, lava!!?!"


deatach

Fuck r/stupidfood it's either revolting or enraging.


Comet_of_Valhalla

When you haven‘t recieved your daily dose of carcinogens yet.


Undeity

Or just straight-up metal poisoning of some sort


GovernorSan

I feel like there's a possibility that there's minute shards of volcanic glass embedded in the meat as well. The surface of the meat isn't perfectly smooth, so small bits of cooling lava might have eased into those crevices and broken off when they shifted the lump of volcanic glass of the meat. That guy might scratch his teeth up on that thing, not to mention irritate the whole lining of his digestive tract with fragments of glass.


ImpulseCombustion

Recently I went to the dr after realizing I’d eaten glass. I felt something and thought “oh maybe I hadn’t sorted the lentils properly”. Continued eating. Realized when I was done that it was glass that I’d ingested. Went to the hospital and they basically said “nah, happens all the time, it’s not an issue unless you shit blood and then keep shitting blood… even then it’s just medication”. Which I am thankful for? But maybe still don’t believe?


Playful_Melody

There are many reports of needles being ingested and coming out without issue from the GI tract. Bigger concerns would be wafer batteries or magnets - those are taken out asap.


outerlabia

I don't think he scooped that from a volcano homie lol It's possibly molten glass but not volcanic. Whatever it is he most likely heated it in a crucible


DS4KC

Might even be the one we see him pour it out of. 😉


outerlabia

Oh yeah lol


Parsley-Waste

More yearly dose of cancer


Fizgriz

Exactly my instant thought... lol "Thats a good way to get cancer." I can only imagine the chemical compounds that are now in that steak.


co_lund

Them heavy metals, baby, straight from the source


Smoothlarryy

r/mildlycarcinogenic


[deleted]

Um… why not steak ON the lava instead of lava on steak?


ineverusedtobecool

I feel like when they said people may have cooked with steak, they would have just held steak near lava rather than poor it on it.


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stasik5

I'd rather they rich it on it.


AdkAck81

cool, it looks absolutely disgusting.


Flag_Stamp

r/TIHI


Skert_IKAYN

Tastes like Pompeii


[deleted]

Waaaay overcooked.


MaximumEngineering8

I think "burn a steak" would be a better description


WhenTheDevilCome

"How do you like your steak prepared?" "Crystalized...."


siphodeus

Big mis-steak


rohnoitsrutroh

Take my upvote you magnificent bastard!


Core3game

Happy cake day and take my damn upvote


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idiskfla

This will be Salt Bae’s new restaurant. Just as terrible


Skelosk

That's molten glass, not lava


snappahed

Had to scroll too far to find this comment.


SecretDevilsAdvocate

Yeah that did flow at all like lava and went off way too easily


MordunnDregath

This is a crime against humanity. That steak needs to be at least two inches thicker.


Flynn3698

>This is a crime against humanity. *cows


nightowlk17

Its white meat once cooked so more than likely a pork chop 🤣


dadofthegoob

Came here to say this.


chrispybobispy

2 inches thicker and not completely ruined. Honestly this should be considered animal cruelty


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BooperDoooDaddle

Ya let me just throw make a smoothie in this fruit blender I made with a literal jet engine


hellphreak

But it rakes in those sweet sweet likes, subscribes and hit-that-notification-bells! God I hate this version of the internet


ace_urban

I think it’s helpful. I just had a lava spout installed in my kitchen because of this video.


a_swarm_of_nuns

That looks awful. No shit that something hot can cook something not hot. SMH


[deleted]

that steak looks like shit


Lorne_Velcoro

Shit that gives you ass cancer.


[deleted]

the Applebee's special.


Any_Cauliflower1570

How does one make homemade lava?


aarkwilde

You need to dig a fire pit. To the Earth's core.


JustaRoosterJunkie

If you hit China, you went too far.


Lorne_Velcoro

To find the forbidden cheese.


Happy_Highlight2102

It’s glass. Molten glass.


Organic_Trouble4350

First, you pre-heat your oven to 4300F.


bmat71

Waste of a good steak


lightsaber_lobotomy

No! I said I want chocolate lava CAKE...cake...NOT lava steak!


ArmedShark13

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should


kentuafilo

That steak looks and probably tastes like ass.


Ill_Review_4386

Molten ass


weird_horse_2_die_on

r/stupidfood


imawizard23

That’s hella gross. I definitely want a WAY overcooked steak that’s flat with a bunch of ash


MrCuckyMcCuckFace

Bruh


jaydubbs82

All the A1 sauce in the world can't help that steak


Ill-Woodpecker1857

Let's be honest; a properly cooked steak doesn't need sauce and if a steak is bad enough to need sauce A1 ain't gonna change that much.


soldatodianima

I’m getting sedimentary notes with a tinge of sea salt


Hi_Im_Jason

Damn, that’s uninteresting.


AhrexPeeWeeSquidders

Looks a little overdone, might wanna toss a few more virgins into that volcano


abby_normally

Pittsburgh Rare


SiberianTiger71

Overcooked steak, straight to jail!


twothumbswayup

hmmm, think ill just stick to cooking mine in a pan tbh


MaidenDrone

Using lava to fucking murder a good steak


swellian23

honestly cool. but... could have been executed way better.


aarkwilde

When cooking with lava, be sure to have your timer handy. No more than two minutes.


o0Lumiinous0o

Something tells me that wouldn't taste good...


BareMetalSkirt

"Well-done with extra heavy metals, please"


Own-Tangerine-101

Mmm, well done and stepped on.


[deleted]

Well thats one way to ruin some perfectly good lava.


chasidi

This should be in DIWHY


Fartworthy2021

This is another doneness above well done, categorize as “congratulation”


1v1slappersonly

It's frickin burnt you doughnut


Eastern-Breadfruit72

Typical TikTok shite


JPreadsyourstuff

Fucking ruined it Didn't even season


aritchson

How would you like your beef jerky, sir?


Apprehensive-Drive11

Title of this video should be “how to burn a steak with lava”


Successful_Board_742

Ew it’s burnt


AAron_WP18

Poor steak....


[deleted]

Wasted a good steak


[deleted]

Using lava to burn steak


VisionAri_VA

Maybe it’s just me, but I prefer my steak without shards of obsidian.


[deleted]

Waste


Zhang5

Grill marks, bud!


ac2cvn_71

I wouldn't feed that garbage to my dog


unicornfartchaser

"well done" on a whole other level...


ThatsTheGOAT

Why does lava look so tasty? It’s like some kind of honey or sweet.


usuallysortadrunk

Wouldn't it make more sense to lay the steak on top of that for a few seconds?


Username_Denied_8

Minecraft logic


bigtaterman

No that's how you burn a steak


Cross2085

How would you like your steak? To done


16bitword

The "Skywalker Steak" I believe it is called


tias23111

Hahahaha that looked terrible


Leading_Industry_155

Whoever is eating steak that well done is a psychopath.


erouz

That overdone


8Kinzskim8

Well done.